I GOT STEAMROLLED...
(Sharing for the sake of transparency)
FUCK. Fuck this. Fuckity McFuck fuck. I'm loser. My degeneracy got the best of me.
I'll explain everything that went wrong when I'm in a better mood. Don't me like me, be better.
It's all going down THIS FRIDAY!!!
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This is 100% FREE options trading education.
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Key Weekly Performance Stats:
Stocks tried to bounce early in the week, but that momentum didn’t last long. The big focus was Wednesday’s Fed decision, where rates were left unchanged and the outlook still leaned toward higher for longer. At the same time, the data didn’t give much relief. Job openings held steady, but February producer prices came in hotter than expected, keeping inflation concerns front and center.
By the back half of the week, sellers were back in control. Jobless claims stayed relatively low, but growth signals were mixed, with a soft Leading Economic Index and weaker housing data not helping sentiment. Add in sticky labor cost pressures and rising oil, and the market faded into Friday. For the week, the S&P 500 dropped 1.9%, the Dow fell 2.1%, and the Nasdaq slid 2.1%, with a clean five-day trading week and no holidays.
Looking ahead to next week, the calendar is lighter but still has a few key reads. Tuesday brings revised productivity and the flash PMIs, which should give a quick pulse check on business activity. Wednesday follows with import and export prices along with the latest international transactions data. Outside of that, it’s a relatively quiet setup, and markets will be open all week. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.
Thicc Kohrs
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Morning: Chewy
Evening: Beyond Meat
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Morning: Carnival
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09:45 AM ET S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Mar)
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08:30 AM ET Initial Jobless Claims
10:00 AM ET Consumer Sentiment (Mar)
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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.
The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (6 for 6 total units) this past week.
Signal Accuracy: ~100%
Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!
Piper's Current Signal Streak: 12 Trades
March Record: 28/32 Units
SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $667 / $666) 🟢
QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $599 / $598) 🟢
No Signal Produced
No Signal Produced (FOMC Day)
No Signal Produced
SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $657 / $658) 🟢
QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $592 / $593) 🟢
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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.
RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.
THICC RETURN: +$5,400
My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN FIVE ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!
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PIPER'S RETURN: +$76
A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:05am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).
Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!
SPY Return: +$36 (+100%) per $164 signal capital requirement
QQQ Return: +$40 (+100%) per $160 signal capital requirement
Total Return: +$76 (+100%) per $324 signal capital requirement
Trade One: 20 SPX 6,590/6,580 Put Credit Spreads
These PCS's were sold at $2.20/ea and were bought back at $0.40/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $3,600!!!
Trade Two: 20 SPX 6,565/6,555 Put Credit Spreads
These PCS's were sold at $1.00/ea and were bought back at $0.10/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,800!!!
Trade One Return: +$3,600
Trade Two Return: +$1,800
These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN FIVE ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS!
You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)
RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.
THICC RETURN: +$1,200
My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!
If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!
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PIPER'S RETURN: +$42
A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).
Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!
SPY Return: +$24 (+100%) per $176 signal capital requirement
QQQ Return: +$18 (+100%) per $182 signal capital requirement
Total Return: +$42 (+100%) per $358 signal capital requirement
Trade One: 20 SPX 6,605/6,615 Call Credit Spreads
These CCS's were sold at $0.80/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!
Trade One Return: +$1,200
These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS!
You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)
RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.
