I GOT STEAMROLLED...
(Sharing for the sake of transparency)
FUCK. Fuck this. Fuckity McFuck fuck. I'm loser. My degeneracy got the best of me.
I'll explain everything that went wrong when I'm in a better mood. Don't me like me, be better.
It's all going down THIS FRIDAY!!!
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Hey,
Key Weekly Performance Stats:
Last week, despite some choppy sessions, markets ended the week on a high note. After closing for Memorial Day on May 26, the S&P 500 jumped 2.1% on May 27—snapping a four-day losing streak—after President Trump postponed EU tariffs to July 9. Tech and consumer discretionary stocks led the rally. The momentum carried into May 29, thanks to strong earnings from Nvidia, which posted a 69% revenue surge and briefly surpassed Microsoft in market cap. The S&P 500 dipped modestly on May 28 and May 30, with renewed China tariff concerns and earnings anticipation weighing on sentiment. Still, it finished May up 6.2%—its best month since November 2023.
Economic data was quiet early in the week but picked up on May 30. April’s Core PCE rose just 0.1%, with a year-over-year rate of 2.5%, pointing to easing inflation. Personal income beat expectations, up 0.8%, while spending rose 0.2%, in line with forecasts. However, the Chicago PMI fell to 40.5, signaling manufacturing contraction, and consumer sentiment remained weak at 52.2.
Looking ahead, all eyes will be on the May jobs report due June 6, a key gauge of labor market strength. Trade updates with the EU and China, especially after Trump’s tariff delay, will also be in focus. Investors will watch for Fed commentary, including a speech from Fed Chairman Powell, for any signals on rate policy amid mixed inflation and growth data. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk.
Best,
Thicc Kohrs
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Morning: Cambell's
Morning: Dollar General & NIO
Evening: Crowdstrike
Morning: Dollar Tree
Evening: MongoDB
Evening: Broadcom, DocuSign & Lululemon
None
09:45 AM ET S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (May)
10:00 AM ET ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (May)
01:00 PM ET Fed Chair Powell Speaks
05:00 AM ET Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (May)
10:00 AM ET JOLTs Job Openings (Apr)
08:15 AM ET ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (May)
09:45 AM ET S&P Global Services PMI (May)
10:00 AM ET ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (May)
08:30 AM ET ECB Interest Rate Decision (June)
08:30 AM ET Initial Jobless Claims
08:30 AM ET Unemployment Rate (May)
08:30 AM ET Nonfarm Payrolls (May)
08:30 AM ET Avg. Hourly Earnings (May)
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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.
The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (14 for 14 total units) this past week.
Signal Accuracy: ~100%
Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!
Piper's Current Signal Streak: 10 Trades
May Record: 42/44 Units
No Signal Produced (Market Closed -- Memorial Day)
SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $584 / $583) 🟢
QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $514 / $513) 🟢
SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $588 / $587) 🟢
QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $519 / $518) 🟢
SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $587 / $586) 🟢
QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $518 / $517) 🟢
SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $585 / $584) 🟢
QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $515 / $514) 🟢
62 *
* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.
RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.
THICC RETURN: -$13,125
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PIPER'S RETURN: -$158
A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).
SPY Hit & QQQ Missed
SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement
QQQ Return: -$178 per $178 signal capital requirement
Total Return: -$158 per $358 signal capital requirement
Trades
Got cooked.
RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.
THICC RETURN: +$1,200
My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for TWO YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!
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PIPER'S RETURN: +$40 (+100%)
A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:15am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).
Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!
SPY Return: +$24 (+100%) per $176 signal capital requirement
QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement
Total Return: +$40 (+100%) per $360 signal capital requirement
Trade One: 20 SPX 5,945/5,940 Put Credit Spreads (Piper Strategy)
These PCS's were sold at $0.60/ea and all expired worthless -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!
Trade One Return: +$1,200
These trades alone would have paid for TWO YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS!
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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.
