I GOT STEAMROLLED...
(Sharing for the sake of transparency)
FUCK. Fuck this. Fuckity McFuck fuck. I'm loser. My degeneracy got the best of me.
I'll explain everything that went wrong when I'm in a better mood. Don't me like me, be better.
It's all going down THIS FRIDAY!!!
The team at SpotGamma will be joining the MK Show to discuss various options trading strategies. (Yes, it will include 0 DTEs for you degens).
This is 100% FREE options trading education.
All you need to do is be where you normally watch me at 10am ET!
If you're having any issues getting connected to the Goonie Discord, don't hesitate to reach out to me. (IT CAN TAKE UP TO 24 HOURS FOR YOUR ACCOUNT TO PROCESS)
DMing me on Discord would be the most efficient (@mmk147) or you could email me at: [email protected]
Use the code GOONIE to switch from a Local's Member to a Local's Support for FREE to get premium access.
Discord Link: https://discord.gg/3dxBRVrgGG
PRO TIP: Make sure you are logged into the correct Discord account when you sync your two accounts.
TGIF! Happy Friday!!!
Today you could possibly win BOTH cold hard cash AND a Vanquish prop trading account. On top of giving away three prop accounts, you can utilize code GOONIE to save 50% on all plans!
If you want a chance at winning $150 and/or a Vanquish options account simply do the following -->
Post your Twitter, IG or Email in a comment below & register an account on Vanquish.
The drawing will happen on stream today around 10:30am ET!
The giveaway is sponsored by Vanquish. Three accounts will be given away. Show them a bit of love!
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No duplicate entries. You will be disqualified.
TGIF! Happy Payday Friday!!!
Today you could possibly win BOTH cold hard cash AND a Vanquish prop trading account. On top of giving away three prop accounts, you can utilize code GOONIE to save 90% on $10k plans!
If you want a chance at winning $150 and/or a Vanquish options account simply do the following -->
Post your Twitter, IG or Email in a comment below & register an account on Vanquish.
The drawing will happen on stream today around 10:30am ET!
The giveaway is sponsored by Vanquish. Three accounts will be given away. Show them a bit of love!
Vanquish (Options Prop Trading): https://bit.ly/VanquishMK
Use code GOONIE to save 90% on $10k plans!
No duplicate entries. You will be disqualified.
Hey,
Key Weekly Performance Stats:
Last week, stocks posted modest gains last week as earnings season kicked off and tariff concerns lingered. The Nasdaq rose 1.5%, notching its fifth straight record close on Friday and its 11th all-time high this year. The S&P 500 gained 0.6%, while the Dow slipped 0.3% to finish flat on the week.
Tech led the way—Tesla climbed 3%, and Charles Schwab jumped to a record high after beating earnings expectations. But results were mixed: Netflix fell 5% despite strong numbers. Overall, solid reports from banks and tech helped offset trade policy jitters.
On the economic front, data remained strong. Retail sales beat expectations, CPI rose 2.7% year-over-year, and consumer sentiment hit a five-month high—despite President Trump reviving tariff threats with new 30% duties on Mexico and the EU starting August 1. Industrial production held steady, housing starts met forecasts, and the 10-year Treasury yield dipped to 4.42%. Gold edged up, oil slipped, and bitcoin surged past $123,000 amid fresh crypto regulation news.
Looking ahead, all eyes turn to earnings from the Magnificent Seven, with Alphabet and Tesla leading the lineup. Investors will also watch for S&P flash PMIs, existing home sales, Q2 GDP, and PCE inflation—all of which could shape the Fed’s next move. Fed Chair Powell speaks Tuesday, and markets will be listening closely for signs of either resilience or slowdown. As always, stick to your plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.
Thicc Kohrs
P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)
Morning: Verizon
Morning: Coca Cola, GM & Lockheed Martin
Evening: Capital One & SAP
Morning: AT&T
Evening: Alphabet, Chipotle, IBM & Tesla
Morning: American Airlines & Southwest
Evening: Intel
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10:00 AM ET US Leading Economic Indicators (Jun)
None
10:00 AM ET Exisiting Home Sales (Jun)
10:30 AM ET Crude Oil Inventories
08:15 AM ET ECB Interest Rate Decision
08:30 AM ET Initial Jobless Claims
09:45 AM ET S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Jul)
10:00 AM ET New Home Sales (Jun)
08:30 AM ET Durable Goods MoM & YoY (Jun)
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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.
The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 8 times (10 for 12 total units) this past week.
Signal Accuracy: ~75%
Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!
Piper's Current Signal Streak: 11 Trades
July Record: 31/34 Units
SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $621 / $620) 🟢
QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $551 / $550) 🟢
SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $623 / $622) 🔴
QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $557 / $556) 🔴
No signal produced
SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $623 / $622) 🟢
QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $556 / $555) 🟢
SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $625 / $624) 🟢
QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $559 / $558) 🟢
All of them *
* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.
RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.
If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!
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PIPER'S RETURN: +$36 (+100%)
A BULLISH signal, 5/5 strength, was generated around 10:20am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).
Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 6 total units!
SPY Return: +21 (+100%) per $279 signal capital requirement
QQQ Return: +$15 (+100%) per $285 signal capital requirement
Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $564 signal capital requirement
These trades alone would have paid for AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS!
You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)
RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.
THICC RETURN: +$600
My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!
If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!
You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)
PIPER'S RETURN: +$14 (+100%)
A BULLISH signal, 3/5 strength, was generated around 11:45am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).
Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 2 total units!
SPY Return: +7 (+100%) per $93 signal capital requirement
QQQ Return: +$7 (+100%) per $93 signal capital requirement
Total Return: +$14 (+100%) per 186 signal capital requirement
Trade One: 30 SPX 6,245/6,240 Put Credit Spreads (Piper Signal)
These PCS's were sold at $0.60/ea and expired worthless -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $600!
Trade One Return: +$600
These trades alone would have paid for AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS!
You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)
RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.
