Happy Holidays!

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

• S&P 500: -2.21% 
• Nasdaq 100: -2.24% 
• Russel 2000: -4.75%
• Bitcoin: -3.61%

Last week, stocks experienced what can only be described as a rollercoaster ride. The tech-heavy Nasdaq reached a record high on December 16th, buoyed by investor optimism ahead of the Federal Reserve's policy meeting. However, as the week progressed, market sentiment shifted due to the Fed's announcement of a quarter-point rate cut and indications that further cuts in 2025 might be limited or even reversed. This uncertainty led to volatility, with all major indices plummeting for two trading sessions.

On Friday, a cooler-than-expected inflation report provided a glimmer of hope for investors. The Personal Consumption Expenditures (PCE) price index came in lower than anticipated. This news spurred a rally, with the S&P 500, Nasdaq, and Dow all posting gains of over 1% for the day. Despite this rebound, the major indexes ended the week with losses.

Looking ahead to next week, degen traders should keep an eye on several key factors. The potential for a U.S. government shutdown looms large, as Congress has yet to agree on federal funding legislation. Additionally, any further statements from the Federal Reserve regarding monetary policy could influence market direction. Lastly, with the holiday season in full swing, retail sales data will be crucial in assessing consumer spending and overall economic health. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

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Market Events

Monday, December 23rd

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Dec)

Tuesday, December 24th

10:00 AM ET    Durable Goods (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Nov)

01:00 PM ET    Market Closes Early (Christmas Eve)

Wednesday, December 25th

All Day             Market Closed (Merry Christmas!)

Thursday, December 26th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

11:00 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

Friday, December 27th

None

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, December 23rd)

• Bull Win Percentage: 76%
• Profit Factor: 8.83
• Bias: Very Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, December 24th)

• Bull Win Percentage: 76%
• Profit Factor: 3.87
• Bias: Bullish
• Note: The market closes at 1pm ET

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, December 25th)

• Market Closed All Day (Merry Christmas!)

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, December 26th)

• Bull Win Percentage: 52%
• Profit Factor: 2.68
• Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, December 27th)

• Bull Win Percentage: 48%
• Profit Factor: 0.76
• Bias: Bearish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (19 for 19 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 9 Trades

December Record: 45/51 Units

Monday, December 16th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $605 / $604) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $532 / $531) 🟢

Tuesday, December 17th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $605 / $606) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $538 / $539) 🟢

Wednesday, December 18th

No signal -- FOMC Day

Thursday, December 19th

SPY Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $593 / $594) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $522 / $523) 🟢

Friday, December 20th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $581 / $580) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $509 / $508) 🟢

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Merry Christmas!

TODAY'S GAIN: +$1,600

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN EIGHTEEN MONTHS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:40am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$30 (+100%) per $370 signal capital requirement

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 40 SPX 5,980/5,975 Put Credit Spreads (Piper Strategy)Merry Christmas-- TODAY'S REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,600!

Trade One Return: +$1,600

Total Return: +$1,600 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN EIGHTEEN MONTHS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Happy Monday!

TODAY'S GAIN: +$2,550

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES CRUSHEDDD -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN FOUR YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

Piper's Picks

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:40am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$40 (+100%) per $160 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$36 (+100%) per $164 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$76 (+100%) per $324 signal capital requirement

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 30 SPX 5,895/5,890 Put Credit Spreads (Piper Strategy)Piper told me to be bullish, and she ended up making the holidays much jollier. I sold 30 PCS's at $0.85/ea, and they all ended up expiring worthless -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $2,550!

Trade One Return: +$2,550

Total Return: +$2,550 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN FOUR YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.