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How Much More Pain?! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (March 10th - 14th)
March 09, 2025
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How Much More Pain?! 

Hey,

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -3.07%
  • Nasdaq 100: -3.22% 
  • Russel 2000: -4.06%
  • Bitcoin: +2.92%

Last week, the economy and he stock market experienced significant turbulence, largely driven by escalating trade war fears. On March 3rd, President Trump announced 25% tariffs on imports from Canada and Mexico, alongside a 10% levy on Chinese goods, sparking a sharp sell-off. The major indices plunged, reflecting investor concerns over rising costs and economic slowdown. Midweek, weaker-than-expected manufacturing data intensified worries, though a brief recovery rally occurred on March 5th after a one-month tariff delay was announced for certain automakers compliant with the USMCA. However, by March 6th, selling resumed as uncertainties persisted, with the Nasdaq entering correction territory and bank stocks like Citigroup and Morgan Stanley sliding 12% and 10% for the week, respectively.

By March 7th, the market remained volatile, with the Dow, S&P 500, and Nasdaq on track for their worst weekly performance since September 2024. Friday brought some late-day relief after an initial negative reaction to the higher-than-expected unemployment report. Despite the late-week rally, broader sentiment remained cautious, with consumer confidence at a four-year low and layoff announcements hitting 2020 highs, attributed partly to government workforce reductions.

Looking ahead, traders have a lot to pay attention to. The February Nonfarm Payrolls and Unemployment Rate will continue to shape expectations about labor market health and Federal Reserve policy—Watch for revisions or reactions in early trading. The ongoing tariff developments, especially Canada and Mexico’s retaliatory measures, could further sway markets. Volatility is likely to persist as all this craziness unfolds. As always, stick to your plan and respect your rules. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, March 10th

Evening: Oracle

Tuesday, March 11th

Morning: Dick's & Kohl's

Wednesday, March 12th

Evening: Adobe

Thursday, March 13th

Morning: Dollar General

Evening: DocuSign & ULTA Beauty

Friday, March 14th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, March 10th

None

 

Tuesday, March 11th

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Jan)

 

Wednesday, March 12th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Feb)

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, March 13th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Feb)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Note Auction 

 

Friday, March 14th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Mar)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, March 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 0.31
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, March 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.57
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, March 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 0.40
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, March 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 0.53
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, March 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 41%
  • Profit Factor: 1.80
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 10 times (14 for 20 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~60%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 2 Trades

March Record: 14/20 Units

 

Monday, March 3rd

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $599/$600) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $515/$516) 🟢

 

Tuesday, March 4th

SPY Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $581/$582) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $497/$498) 🟢

 

Wednesday, March 5th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $580/$581) 🔴 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $499/$500) 🔴

 

Thursday, March 6th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $573/$572) 🔴 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $491/$490) 🔴

 

Friday, March 7th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $577/$578) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $493/$494) 🟢

 


 

Total Crying In The Shower Sessions

 42 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Goonie Newsletter (March 23rd - 27th)

Down We Go

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.90
  • Nasdaq 100: -1.98% 
  • Russel 2000: -0.96%
  • Bitcoin: -0.63%
  • Gold: -10.57% 
  • Silver: -15.92%

Stocks tried to bounce early in the week, but that momentum didn’t last long. The big focus was Wednesday’s Fed decision, where rates were left unchanged and the outlook still leaned toward higher for longer. At the same time, the data didn’t give much relief. Job openings held steady, but February producer prices came in hotter than expected, keeping inflation concerns front and center.

By the back half of the week, sellers were back in control. Jobless claims stayed relatively low, but growth signals were mixed, with a soft Leading Economic Index and weaker housing data not helping sentiment. Add in sticky labor cost pressures and rising oil, and the market faded into Friday. For the week, the S&P 500 dropped 1.9%, the Dow fell 2.1%, and the Nasdaq slid 2.1%, with a clean five-day trading week and no holidays.

Looking ahead to next week, the calendar is lighter but still has a few key reads. Tuesday brings revised productivity and the flash PMIs, which should give a quick pulse check on business activity. Wednesday follows with import and export prices along with the latest international transactions data. Outside of that, it’s a relatively quiet setup, and markets will be open all week. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Mar 23rd

None

Tuesday, Mar 24th

None

Wednesday, Mar 25th

Morning: Chewy

Evening: Beyond Meat

Thursday, Mar 26th

None

Friday, Mar 27th

Morning: Carnival

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Mar 23rd

None

 

Tuesday, Mar 24th

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Mar)

 

Wednesday, Mar 25th

None

 

Thursday, Mar 26th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Mar 27th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Mar)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Mar 23rd)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 36%
    • Profit Factor: 1.05
    • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Mar 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 2.27
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Mar 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.90
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Mar 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 5.94
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Mar 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.51
  • Bias: Bearish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (6 for 6 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 12 Trades

March Record: 28/32 Units

 

Monday, Mar 16th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $667 / $666) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $599 / $598) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Mar 17th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Mar 18th

No Signal Produced (FOMC Day)

 

Thursday, Mar 19th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Mar 20th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $657 / $658) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $592 / $593) 🟢

 


 

Computer Crashes

3 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$5,400) || Happy Monday!
Monday, March 23rd

Happy Monday!

THICC RETURN: +$5,400

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN FIVE ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$76

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:05am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$36 (+100%) per $164 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$40 (+100%) per $160 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$76 (+100%) per $324 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 6,590/6,580 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $2.20/ea and were bought back at $0.40/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $3,600!!!

 

Trade Two: 20 SPX 6,565/6,555 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.00/ea and were bought back at $0.10/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,800!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$3,600

Trade Two Return: +$1,800

Total Return: +$5,400 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN FIVE ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,200) || TGIF!!!
Friday, March 20th

TGIF!!!

THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$42

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$24 (+100%) per $176 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$18 (+100%) per $182 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$42 (+100%) per $358 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 6,605/6,615 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $0.80/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +$1,200 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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