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Goonie Newsletter (March 31st - April 4th)
March 30, 2025
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Hello, April! 

Hey,

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.48%
  • Nasdaq 100: -2.47% 
  • Russel 2000: -1.64%
  • Bitcoin: +0.38%

Last week, the economy faced heightened uncertainty as stocks went on a rollercoaster, ultimately closing with losses. The S&P 500, the Nasdaq 100, and the Dow all decline. This bearishness was driven by concerns over slowing economic growth, waning consumer sentiment, and the Trump administration’s trade policies. A key trigger was the announcement of 25% tariffs on auto imports effective April 2, which sparked a tech sector selloff, notably impacting companies like Tesla and Nvidia. Consumer confidence continued its downward trend, falling for the fourth consecutive month, while mixed economic data—such as a slightly hotter-than-expected PCE inflation reading — added to downward pressure.

The recent actions of the Fed didn't help the situation. On March 19th, the Fed held rates steady at 4.25%, signaling caution amid economic uncertainty. This was followed with a dovish speech from Chair Powell where be brought back his favorite word "transitory." By week’s end, the hotter PCE data and ongoing tariff concerns overshadowed this optimism, contributing to a late-week fade in a mid-week rally. Treasury yields showed mixed responses, reflecting market bets on a cooling economy potentially prompting future rate cuts.

Looking ahead, you should focus on key economic releases that could clarify the economy’s trajectory. The ISM Manufacturing PMI on April 1st and Nonfarm Payrolls on April 4th will provide critical insights into industrial activity and labor market health, respectively, with the latter potentially influencing Fed policy expectations. Additionally, watch for further tariff policy developments, as their scope and retaliatory responses could dictate market volatility and shift sentiment further. Trump has stated multiple times that April 2nd is "Liberation Day," so be prepared. As always, stick to your plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

 


 

Market Events

Monday, March 31st

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Mar)

 

Tuesday, April 1st

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (Mar)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Manufacturing PMI (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Feb)

 

Wednesday, April 2nd

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Mar)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, April 4th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

09:45 AM ET    S&P Services PMI (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Mar)

 

Friday, April 5th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Rate (Mar)

11:25 AM ET    Fed Chair Powell Speaks

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, March 31st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 70%
  • Profit Factor: 7.46
  • Bias: Very Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, April 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 67%
  • Profit Factor: 1.67
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, April 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 70%
  • Profit Factor: 2.38
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, April 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.41
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, April 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 1.86
  • Bias: Bullish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 10 for 10 times (28 for 28 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 10 Trades

March Record: 60/70 Units

 

Monday, March 24th

SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $570 / $569) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $487 / $486) 🟢

 

Tuesday, March 25th

SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $573 / $572) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $489 / $488) 🟢

 

Wednesday, March 26th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $577 / $578) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $494 / $495) 🟢

 

Thursday, March 27th

SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $564 / $563) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $480 / $479) 🟢

 

Friday, March 28th

SPY Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $567 / $568) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $481 / $482) 🟢

 


 

Early Summer Margaritas Consumed

 8 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Goonie Newsletter (Oct. 19th - Oct. 23rd)

Market Nightmare

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.95%
  • Nasdaq 100: -5.49%
  • Russel 2000: -3.12%
  • Bitcoin: -1.27%

Wall Street had a rough week, with the S&P 500 (SPX) dropping 2.0%, the Nasdaq 100 (NDX) tumbling 5.5%, and the Russell 2000 (RTY) losing 3.0%. AI and semiconductor stocks took the biggest beating as investors questioned sky-high valuations and massive AI spending. Inflation didn't help either. September's CPI climbed to 3.7% annually, while producer prices jumped 1.3% in a single month. Retail sales rose 0.8%, but much of that increase came from higher gas prices. Even falling Treasury yields couldn't save tech from the selloff.

Corporate earnings kicked off with mixed results from major banks, while strong reports from ASML and Taiwan Semiconductor weren't enough to stop the chip selloff. CoreWeave got hammered as concerns grew over debt-fueled AI expansion. Tesla grabbed headlines by unveiling its rocket-assisted Roadster, capable of briefly flying, although production isn't expected until 2028. Meanwhile, Trump suggested the U.S. could strike Iran's fortified Pickaxe Mountain nuclear site, keeping tensions high and oil prices elevated. Between inflation, geopolitical uncertainty, and AI concerns, traders had plenty to worry about.

Looking ahead to next week, earnings season really heats up. Tuesday brings housing starts alongside reports from Netflix and General Motors. Wednesday is the big one, with Tesla and Meta reporting after the bell. Thursday features weekly jobless claims and the CB's Leading Economic Index, while Friday wraps things up with S&P Global's manufacturing & services PMIs and the UoM's final consumer sentiment report. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

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P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, October 19th

None

Tuesday, October 20th

Morning: GM & Northrop Grumman

Evening: Capital One, Netflix, SpaceX & United Airlines

Wednesday, October 21st

Morning: AT&T

Evening: IBM, Meta & Tesla

Thursday, October 22nd

Morning: American Airlines & Lockheed Martin

Friday, October 23rd

Morning: American Express

 


 

Market Events

Monday, October 19th

None

 

Tuesday, October 20th

None

 

Wednesday, October 21st

None

 

Thursday, October 22nd

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, October 23rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services & Manufacturing PMI (Oct)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, October 19th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 0.83
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, October 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.52
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, October 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, October 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, October 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 45%
  • Profit Factor: 1.28
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (16 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 17 Trades

October Record: 32/32 Units

 

Monday, Oct. 12th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Oct. 13th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $779 / $780) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $745 / $746) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Oct. 14th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $777 / $778) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $741 / $742) 🟢

 

Thursday, Oct. 15th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $764 / $763) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $715 / $714) 🟢

 

Friday, Oct. 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $774 / $775) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $726 / $727) 🟢

 


 

Seasonal Cider Consumed

 All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,200) || TGIF!
Friday, October 23rd

TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN 1 ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$48

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:50am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$28 (+100%) per $172 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$48 (+100%) per $352 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 35 SPX 7,725/7,735 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.80/ea and were bought back at $0.30/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +$1,200 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN 1 ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$0) || Tragen!!!
Thursday, October 22nd

Tragen!!!

THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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