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The Rise of The Bull || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (May 12th - May 16th)
May 11, 2025
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The Rise of The Bull

Hey,

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.47%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.20% 
  • Russel 2000: +0.37%
  • Bitcoin: +6.25%

Last week, markets experienced a slight pullback, primarily due to declines in the health care and communication services sectors. This reflects continued, broader investor caution tied to ongoing trade uncertainties. The Federal Reserve maintained interest rates at 4.25% during its recent FOMC meeting, signaling a prudent stance given mixed economic data. While still elevated, market volatility is trending downward compared to recent weeks.

In positive news, an initial trade agreement was reached with the UK, fueling optimism about potential future deals. However, all eyes are currently focused on the U.S.-China trade negotiations taking place this weekend in Geneva. The outcome of these discussions will undoubtedly have significant implications for global markets in the coming days.

Looking ahead, traders should closely monitor the release of April's CPI data on May 13, as this key inflation metric may shape expectations around future Fed decisions. Additionally, earnings announcements from major corporations and upcoming economic reports—such as retail sales and industrial production—could drive notable sector-specific moves. As always, remain disciplined, stick to your trading plan, and respect your risk. Godspeed!

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, May 12th

Morning: Chegg & Fox

Evening: Archer, Blink, Hertz & Plug

Tuesday, May 13th

Morning: Honda, JD & Under Armour

Wednesday, May 14th

Morning: Sony & Tencent

Evening: Cisco

Thursday, May 15th

Morning: Alibaba, John Deere & Walmart

Evening: Cava & Take Two Interactive

Friday, May 16th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, May 12th

10:25 AM ET    Fed Governor Kugler Speaks

 

Tuesday, May 13th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Apr)

 

Wednesday, May 14th

09:10 AM ET    Fed Vice Chair Jefferson Speaks

 

Thursday, May 15th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Apr)

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales (Apr)

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

08:40 AM ET    Fed Chair Powell Speaks

02:05 PM ET    Fed Governor Barr Speaks

 

Friday, May 16th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, May 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.37
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, May 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 1.26
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, May 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 2.37
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, May 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.11
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 16th)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
    • Profit Factor: 1.60
    • Bias: Leaning Bullish

    Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (4 for 4 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 14 Trades

May Record: 8/8 Units

 

Monday, May 5th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $561 / $560) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $483 / $482) 🟢

 

Tuesday, May 6th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, May 7th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, May 8th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $561 / $560) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $484 / $483) 🟢

 

Friday, May 9th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Pitchers of Sangria Consumed

 3.8 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.23%
  • Nasdaq 100: +1.69%
  • Russel 2000: -0.78%
  • Bitcoin: +2.57%

Stocks had another solid week, with the S&P 500 gaining 1.2% and the Nasdaq adding 1.7% as AI enthusiasm continued to fuel tech. The Dow was the odd one out, slipping 0.5%. Nvidia climbed on reports that China may allow limited purchases of its H200 chips, while Apple and Broadcom made headlines with a long-term chip partnership extending through 2031. Elsewhere, Meta hit fresh highs, Delta offered an upbeat outlook despite a mixed market reaction, and earnings season officially began to ramp up.

The economic backdrop was a bit more mixed. The U.S. trade deficit widened more than expected in May, while the Fed's June meeting minutes showed officials remain cautious about inflation. Geopolitics also grabbed investors' attention after President Trump said the June agreement with Iran was over, sending oil prices higher before markets settled down as reports emerged that Iran was still interested in negotiations. It was another reminder that both inflation and energy prices remain key themes for investors.

Looking ahead, next week is one of the busiest of the summer. Tuesday brings June CPI, followed by PPI and the Fed's Beige Book on Wednesday. Retail sales and weekly jobless claims arrive Thursday, while Friday wraps up the week with industrial production and import/export price data. Earnings season also shifts into high gear with reports from JPMorgan, Bank of America, Citigroup, Wells Fargo, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Johnson & Johnson, ASML, Netflix, Taiwan Semiconductor and several other major companies. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, July 13th

None

Tuesday, July 14th

Morning: Bank of America, Citi, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan & Wells Fargo

Wednesday, July 15th

Morning: ASML, Blackrock, Morgan Stanley & PNC

Evening: United

Thursday, July 16th

Morning: TSMX & UnitedHealth Group

Evening: Netflix

Friday, July 17th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, July 13th

None

 

Tuesday, July 14th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Jun)

 

Wednesday, July 15th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Jun)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Beige Book

 

Thursday, July 16th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Jun)

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Jul)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

 

Friday, July 17th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, July 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.48
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, July 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 0.77
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, July 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.00
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, July 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 72%
  • Profit Factor: 6.86
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, July 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 51%
  • Profit Factor: 0.46
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (12 for 12 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 22 Trades

July Record: 20/20 Units

 

Monday, July 6th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $747 / $746) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $718 / $717) 🟢

 

Tuesday, July 7th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $751 / $752) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $717 / $718) 🟢

 

Wednesday, July 8th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, July 9th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $745 / $744) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $714 / $713) 🟢

 

Friday, July 10th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Baby Bottles Fed

 18,474 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Wednesday, July 15th

Stalled Out

THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$42

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:40am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$34 (+100%) per $160 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$42 (+100%) per $358 signal capital requirement

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Tuesday, July 14th

Lower Inflation, Higher Stocks

THICC RETURN: +$0

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You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$40

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:55am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$40 (+100%) per $360 signal capital requirement

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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