The Bulls Take A Breather
Hey,
Key Weekly Performance Stats:
- S&P 500: -2.61%
- Nasdaq 100: -2.39%
- Russel 2000: -3.11%
- Bitcoin: +3.70%
Last week was rough for stocks. The Dow slid 2.5%, the S&P 500 lost 2.6%, and the Nasdaq dropped 2.4%. Year to date, that leaves the Dow down 2.2%, the S&P off 1.3%, and the Nasdaq trailing by 3%. Moody’s downgrade of the U.S. credit rating—echoing S&P’s cut in 2011 and Fitch’s in 2023—put deficits and rising interest costs front and center. Then the House passed the tongue-in-cheek-named “One Big Beautiful Bill” on May 22, extending the 2017 tax cuts and adding about $3 trillion to the tab over the next decade. Stimulative? A bit. Comforting to deficit hawks? Definitely not.
Bond yields jumped in response: the 10-year pushed past 4.5% while the 30-year topped 5%, as traders dialed back hopes for near-term Fed cuts. Layer on President Trump’s latest tariff saber-rattling—50% duties on EU goods and a 25% swipe at Apple—and you had the recipe for a broad market pullback.
Looking ahead, keep three dates on your radar. First, Nvidia reports on May 28; given its AI clout, that release could jolt the whole tech complex. Next up is Fed Chair Powell’s speech on May 26—any hawkish undertone will matter with yields already on the rise. Finally, May 30 brings the second read on Q1 GDP plus the PCE inflation print, both key for gauging how hot (or not) the economy really is. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk.
Best,
Thicc Kohrs
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Earnings
Monday, May 26th
None
Tuesday, May 27th
None
Wednesday, May 28th
Morning: Dick's & Macy's
Evening: C3.ai, Nvidia & Snowflake
Thursday, May 29th
Morning: Best Buy, Foot Locker & Kohl's
Evening: Costco & Dell
Friday, May 30th
Morning: Canopy Growth
Market Events
Monday, May 26th
ALL DAY Market Closed For Memorial Day
Tuesday, May 27th
08:30 AM ET Durable Goods MoM & YoY (Apr)
10:00 AM ET Consumer Confidence (May)
Wednesday, May 28th
02:00 PM ET FOMC Meeting Minutes (May)
Thursday, May 29th
08:30 AM ET GDP QoQ (Q1)
08:30 AM ET Initial Jobless Claims
12:00 PM ET Crude Oil Inventories
Friday, May 30th
08:30 AM ET PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Apr)
09:45 AM ET Chicago PMI (May)
10:00 AM ET Consumer Sentiment (May)
Seasonality Update
S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, May 26th)
- MARKET CLOSED ALL DAY (Memorial Day)
S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, May 27th)
- Bull Win Percentage: 74%
- Profit Factor: 1.91
- Bias: Bullish
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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, May 28th)
- Bull Win Percentage: 67%
- Profit Factor: 1.55
- Bias: Bullish
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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, May 29th)
- Bull Win Percentage: 59%
- Profit Factor: 2.83
- Bias: Bullish
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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 30th)
- Bull Win Percentage: 40%
- Profit Factor: 0.56
- Bias: Bearish
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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.
Options Strategy Update
The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 8 times (10 for 12 total units) this past week.
Signal Accuracy: ~75%
Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!
Piper's Current Signal Streak: 2 Trades
May Record: 28/30 Units
Monday, May 19th
SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $587 / $586) 🟢
QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $513 / $512) 🟢
Tuesday, May 20th
SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $591 / $590) 🟢
QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $517 / $516) 🟢
Wednesday, May 21st
SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $587 / $586) 🔴
QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $515 / $514) 🔴
Thursday, May 22nd
SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $581 / $580) 🟢
QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $512 / $511) 🟢
Friday, May 23rd
No Signal Produced
Tarot Card Prediction Accuracy
100% *
* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.
Notes
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