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August 17, 2025
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Summertime Sadness

Hey,

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.94% 
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.39% 
  • Russel 2000: +2.48%
  • Bitcoin: +0.65% 

Last week, markets had a choppy but overall positive week. Tuesday brought a strong rally, with the S&P 500 and Nasdaq both closing at record highs after July’s CPI came in cooler than expected, which fueled fresh hopes for a Fed rate cut in September. But Thursday’s hotter-than-expected PPI report poured some cold water on that optimism, leaving markets mixed. Still, the Dow hit an intraday all-time high on Friday, and all three major indexes managed to notch a second straight weekly gain. Meanwhile, trade chatter (like China tariff headlines) kept things noisy.

The economic data did most of the heavy lifting. July CPI showed inflation cooling at 0.2% month-over-month, with core inflation running at 3.1% year-over-year. This was basically in line with expectations. But PPI surprised to the upside, jumping 0.9%. It was the biggest monthly increase in about three years. Retail sales came in solid at +0.7%, showing consumers are still spending. Fed officials stayed cautious, but Chicago Fed President Goolsbee left the door open for a possible rate cut this fall if inflation keeps behaving.

Looking ahead to next week, eyes turn to housing and the Fed. We’ll get housing starts and building permits Tuesday, FOMC minutes Wednesday, and a big earnings report from Walmart Thursday morning. Also, the Jackson Hole symposium kicks off the same day. Fed Chair Powell is set to speak Friday. All of this will help shape market expectations heading into the Fed’s September meeting. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Aug 18th

Evening: Palo Alto Networks

Tuesday, Aug 19th

Morning: Home Depot

Wednesday, Aug 20th

Morning: Target & TJ Maxx

Thursday, Aug 21st

Morning: Walmart

Evening: Zoom

Friday, Aug 22nd

Morning: BJ's

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Aug 18th

None

 

Tuesday, Aug 19th

None

 

Wednesday, Aug 20th

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (Jul)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Meeting Minutes

 

Thursday, Aug 21st

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Aug)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Jul)

 

Friday, Aug 22nd

10:00 AM ET    Chair Powell Press Conference

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Aug 18th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 67%
  • Profit Factor: 1.14
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Aug 19th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.60
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Aug 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.63
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Aug 21th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 67%
  • Profit Factor: 1.08
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Aug 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.66
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 7 for 8 times (14 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~87.5%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 7 Trades

August Record: 40/44 Units

 

Monday, Aug 11th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $636 / $635) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $573 / $572) 🔴

 

Tuesday, Aug 12th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $636 / $635) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $572 / $571) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Aug 13th

No Signal Generated

 

Thursday, Aug 14th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $641 / $640) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $577 / $576) 🟢

 

Friday, Aug 15th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $647 / $648) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $581 / $582) 🟢

 


 

Accounts Blown By Skynet

The limit doesn't exist *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.31%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.56%
  • Russel 2000: -0.79%
  • Bitcoin: -5.18%

Last week, stocks started the week on a high note, with the S&P 500, Nasdaq, and Russell all hitting fresh records Monday & Tuesday. Big Tech led the charge, especially Nvidia after announcing a massive AI partnership. The momentum cooled midweek as August durable goods orders came in weak and existing home sales slipped, raising fresh concerns about the economy.

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Market Events

Monday, Sept 29th

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Tuesday, Sept 30th

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Sep)

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10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Sep)

 

Wednesday, Oct 1st

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Sep)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Manufacturing PMI (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Sep)

 

Thursday, Oct 2nd

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Oct 3rd

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Report (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (Sep)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Services PMI (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Sep)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Sept 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 40%
  • Profit Factor: 0.40
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Sept 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.57
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Oct 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Oct 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.67
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Oct 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 71%
  • Profit Factor: 3.68
  • Bias: Bullish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (8 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 35 Trades

September Record: 54/54 Units

 

Monday, Sept 22nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $662 / $661) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $597 / $596) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Sept 23rd

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Sept 24th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $665 / $666) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $600 / $601) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept 25th

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Friday, Sept 26th

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14 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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PIPER'S RETURN: +$45 (+100%)

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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