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The Bulls Are Back! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (August 25th - 29th)
August 24, 2025
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The Bulls Are Back!

Hey,

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.27% 
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.90% 
  • Russel 2000: +3.58%
  • Bitcoin: -0.45% 

Last week, the market was on a rollercoaster ride that finished with a bang. Stocks spent the first half moving slightly down, but on Friday, things ripped higher after Chair Powell hinted that a rate cut could come as soon as September. The Dow popped nearly 850 points to a record close, the S&P 500 flirted with all-time highs, and the Nasdaq joined in with a big 1.9% surge. Small caps had an even bigger move, showing some long-awaited life. For the week overall, the Dow finished up nicely, the S&P was flat to slightly positive, and tech stocks slipped a bit despite Friday’s rally.

On the economic front, fresh data pointed to surprising resilience. Manufacturing activity hit a three-year high, services held steady, and retail sales kept climbing for the tenth month in a row. The flip side? Inflation pressures are still bubbling under the surface, with companies passing higher costs along to consumers. That mix, strong growth but sticky prices, set the stage for Powell’s Jackson Hole comments, where he acknowledged the risks but made it clear the Fed is leaning toward a policy shift.

Looking ahead to next week, the spotlight will be on new data drops and Fed chatter. Jobless claims, PMI reports, and the Philly Fed survey should give us a pulse on labor and growth. Traders will be dissecting every line of the Fed’s July meeting minutes, hunting for clues on how serious they are about cutting rates. With earnings season winding down, sentiment is mostly upbeat, but tariff concerns and inflation jitters are still hanging in the background. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Aug 25th

None

Tuesday, Aug 26th

None

Wednesday, Aug 27th

Morning: Kohl's

Evening: CrowdStrike, Nvidia & Snowflake

Thursday, Aug 28th

Morning: Best Buy & Dollar General

Evening: Affirm, Dell & ULTA

Friday, Aug 29th

Morning: Alibaba

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Aug 25th

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Jul)

 

Tuesday, Aug 26th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods MoM & YoY (Jul)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Aug)

 

Wednesday, Aug 27th

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, Aug 28th

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q2)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Pending Home Sales (Jul)

 

Friday, Aug 29th

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Jul)

08:30 AM ET    Personal Income & Spending (Jul)

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Aug)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Aug 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 2.74
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Aug 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 67%
  • Profit Factor: 1.45
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Aug 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 1.05
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Aug 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 0.79
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Aug 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.84
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (16 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 15 Trades

August Record: 56/60 Units

 

Monday, Aug 18th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $644 / $645) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $578 / $579) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Aug 19th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $645 / $646) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $577 / $578) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Aug 20th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $640 / $641) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $569 / $570) 🟢

 

Thursday, Aug 21st

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $639 / $640) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $568 / $569) 🟢

 

Friday, Aug 22nd

No Signal Produced

 


 

Times Powell Pumped The Market

1 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Summertime Tendies || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (July 13th - July 17th)

Summertime Tendies

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.23%
  • Nasdaq 100: +1.69%
  • Russel 2000: -0.78%
  • Bitcoin: +2.57%

Stocks had another solid week, with the S&P 500 gaining 1.2% and the Nasdaq adding 1.7% as AI enthusiasm continued to fuel tech. The Dow was the odd one out, slipping 0.5%. Nvidia climbed on reports that China may allow limited purchases of its H200 chips, while Apple and Broadcom made headlines with a long-term chip partnership extending through 2031. Elsewhere, Meta hit fresh highs, Delta offered an upbeat outlook despite a mixed market reaction, and earnings season officially began to ramp up.

The economic backdrop was a bit more mixed. The U.S. trade deficit widened more than expected in May, while the Fed's June meeting minutes showed officials remain cautious about inflation. Geopolitics also grabbed investors' attention after President Trump said the June agreement with Iran was over, sending oil prices higher before markets settled down as reports emerged that Iran was still interested in negotiations. It was another reminder that both inflation and energy prices remain key themes for investors.

Looking ahead, next week is one of the busiest of the summer. Tuesday brings June CPI, followed by PPI and the Fed's Beige Book on Wednesday. Retail sales and weekly jobless claims arrive Thursday, while Friday wraps up the week with industrial production and import/export price data. Earnings season also shifts into high gear with reports from JPMorgan, Bank of America, Citigroup, Wells Fargo, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Johnson & Johnson, ASML, Netflix, Taiwan Semiconductor and several other major companies. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, July 13th

None

Tuesday, July 14th

Morning: Bank of America, Citi, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan & Wells Fargo

Wednesday, July 15th

Morning: ASML, Blackrock, Morgan Stanley & PNC

Evening: United

Thursday, July 16th

Morning: TSMX & UnitedHealth Group

Evening: Netflix

Friday, July 17th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, July 13th

None

 

Tuesday, July 14th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Jun)

 

Wednesday, July 15th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Jun)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Beige Book

 

Thursday, July 16th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Jun)

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Jul)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

 

Friday, July 17th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, July 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.48
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, July 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 0.77
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, July 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.00
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, July 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 72%
  • Profit Factor: 6.86
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, July 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 51%
  • Profit Factor: 0.46
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (12 for 12 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 22 Trades

July Record: 20/20 Units

 

Monday, July 6th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $747 / $746) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $718 / $717) 🟢

 

Tuesday, July 7th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $751 / $752) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $717 / $718) 🟢

 

Wednesday, July 8th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, July 9th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $745 / $744) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $714 / $713) 🟢

 

Friday, July 10th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Baby Bottles Fed

 18,474 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || Stalled Out
Wednesday, July 15th

Stalled Out

THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$42

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:40am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$34 (+100%) per $160 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$42 (+100%) per $358 signal capital requirement

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || Lower Inflation, Higher Stocks
Tuesday, July 14th

Lower Inflation, Higher Stocks

THICC RETURN: +$0

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$40

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:55am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$40 (+100%) per $360 signal capital requirement

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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