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Goonie Newsletter (December 8th - 12th)
December 07, 2025
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Santa Is Coming!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.31
  • Nasdaq 100: +1.01% 
  • Russel 2000: +1.11%
  • Bitcoin: -1.71%

Last week, stocks drifted higher to start off December, with all three major indices inching toward record territory. It was one of those “quiet but confident” stretches where nothing rocked the boat and rate-cut hopes did most of the heavy lifting. Tech led the charge, small caps lagged, and Ulta Beauty stole headlines with a blowout quarter that gave the holiday retail narrative a nice shot of energy.

Economic data told a pretty mixed story, but nothing that rattled sentiment. Manufacturing stayed soft, services kept the expansion alive, and jobless claims slipped to their lowest level in nearly two years. ADP showed a small private-sector decline, Challenger layoffs cooled, and consumer sentiment ticked higher as inflation expectations eased. The only oddity: markets had to trade the week without a fresh jobs report since BLS delayed November’s release — meaning a lot of assumptions, not a lot of confirmation.

Looking ahead to next week, things get much busier. We’ll see the NFIB Small Business survey, updated productivity numbers, and long-awaited JOLTS data. But the real spotlight is Wednesday’s Fed meeting, complete with new projections and a Powell press conference. Then come PPI, jobless claims, and the Fed’s Flow of Funds on Thursday. Throughout the week, there will also be various bond auctions. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Dec 8th

None

Tuesday, Dec 9th

Evening: Cracker Barrel & GameStop

Wednesday, Dec 10th

Morning: Chewy

Evening: Adobe & Oracle

Thursday, Dec 11th

Evening: Broadcom, Costco & Lululemon

Friday, Dec 12th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Dec 8th

None

 

Tuesday, Dec 9th

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Sep)

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Wednesday, Dec 10th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Oct)

02:00 PM ET    Fed Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Chair Powell FOMC Press Conference

 

Thursday, Dec 11th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, Dec 12th

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Dec 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 0.95
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Dec 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 0.77
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Dec 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.72
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Dec 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.64
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Dec 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.26
  • Bias: Bearish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 10 for 10 times (18 for 18 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 25 Trades

December Record: 18/18 Units

 

Monday, Dec 1st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $678 / $677) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $612 / $611) 🟢

 

TuesdayDec 2nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $680 / $679) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $618 / $617) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Dec 3rd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $678 / $677) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $617 / $616) 🟢

 

Thursday, Dec 4th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $686 / $687) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $626 / $627) 🟢

 

Friday, Dec 5th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $685 / $684) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $624 / $623) 🟢

 


 

Piper Attacks During Stream

2 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Monster Moves May

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.13%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.38%
  • Russel 2000: -2.69%
  • Bitcoin: -1.41%

Last week, the market notched a new record high, but it definitely wasn’t smooth sailing. Stocks pushed higher early as the AI trade kept carrying momentum, with the Nasdaq and S&P hanging near record territory for most of the week. Then inflation data hit, yields climbed, and traders started getting nervous about oil again. A lot of that came from the latest Iran headlines after Trump publicly rejected Iran’s response to a proposed peace framework, which immediately pushed crude prices back higher and brought inflation fears right back into focus.

The biggest story was Tuesday’s CPI report, which came in hotter than expected and showed inflation heating back up to 3.8% year over year. Energy prices did a lot of the damage as gas prices surged alongside the Middle East tensions. Wednesday’s PPI report added more fuel to the inflation conversation, while Thursday’s retail sales data showed the consumer is still spending even with prices staying elevated. Earnings were a mixed bag, but AI-related names continued to dominate attention. Cisco impressed investors with stronger AI demand commentary, while Applied Materials helped keep semiconductor momentum alive. Overall, the market still wants to believe in the AI-led rally, but higher yields and rising oil prices are making things more uncomfortable.

Looking ahead to next week, it's a bit lighter on economic data, but there’s still plenty for traders to watch. The FOMC meeting minutes land Wednesday, followed by housing starts, building permits, and S&P Global flash PMI data on Thursday. Earnings season also keeps rolling with reports from Home Depot, Lowe’s, Target, TJX, Walmart, and Nvidia, which will probably end up being the biggest event of the week for the broader market. Investors will also keep one eye on any new Trump headlines tied to Iran or China after this week’s geopolitical tension pushed energy markets back into the spotlight. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, May 18th

None

Tuesday, May 19th

Morning: Home Depot

Evening: CAVA

Wednesday, May 20th

Morning: Lowe's & Target

Evening: Nvidia

Thursday, May 21st

Morning: John Deere, Nio & Walmart

Evening: WeBull & Zoom

Friday, May 22nd

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, May 18th

None

 

Tuesday, May 19th

None

 

Wednesday, May 20th

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed's FOMC Meeting Minutes

 

Thursday, May 21st

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (May)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (May)

 

Friday, May 22nd

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (May)

10:00 AM ET    US Leading Economic Indicators (Apr)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, May 18th)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
    • Profit Factor: 1.83
    • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, May 19th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.58
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, May 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 1.62
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, May 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 36%
  • Profit Factor: 0.37
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 1.29
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 5 for 6 times (10 for 12 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~83%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

May Record: 10/12 Units

 

Monday, May 11th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $736 / $735) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $708 / $707) 🟢

 

Tuesday, May 12th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $738 / $739) 🔴 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $711 / $712) 🟢

 

Wednesday, May 13th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, May 14th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $742 / $741) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $713 / $712) 🟢

 

Friday, May 15th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Diapers Changed

14,887,194 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || TGIF!
Friday, May 22nd

TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$0

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$76

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:45am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).
Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$44 (+100%) per $156 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$32 (+100%) per $168 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$76 (+100%) per $324 signal capital requirement

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || Chop City!
Thursday, May 21st

Chop City!

THICC RETURN: +$0

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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