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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,000) || Turnaround Tuesday?!
Tuesday, March 24th
March 24, 2026
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Turnaround Tuesday?!

THICC RETURN: +$1,000

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$32

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:05am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$32 (+100%) per $368 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 25 SPX 6,520/6,510 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.70/ea and were bought back at $0.30/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,000!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,000

Total Return: +$1,000 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Happy Halloween! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (Nov. 2nd - 6th)

Happy Halloween!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.57%
  • Nasdaq 100: -1.98%
  • Russel 2000: +1.23%
  • Bitcoin: -3.24%

Wall Street started the week strong, but Big Tech eventually spoiled the party. SPX slipped 0.6%, NDX fell 2.0%, and RTY managed to gain 1.3%. Microsoft posted solid cloud growth, but Alphabet and Amazon reignited concerns about massive AI spending. Intel didn't help either, plunging nearly 29% Friday after a disappointing outlook. The takeaway? Investors are starting to question whether all this AI spending is actually worth it.

The Fed held rates steady at 3.75%–4.00%, while economic data painted a mixed picture. Q3 GDP grew a healthy 3.4%, but September PCE inflation remained stubborn at 3.6%, with core at 3.1%. Consumer confidence improved, though inflation is clearly still a headache. Overseas, tensions with Iran kept oil prices elevated. Trump hinted the conflict could end soon, but ongoing military threats and disruptions around the Strait of Hormuz kept traders on edge.

Next week is shaping up to be a busy one. Monday brings ISM Manufacturing and Apple's earnings, followed by JOLTS and the midterm elections Tuesday. Wednesday features ADP employment and ISM Services, while Friday's big event is the October jobs report. Earnings from AMD, Qualcomm, and Palantir will also grab attention. Between the election, economic data, Big Tech earnings, and Iran headlines, there's plenty that could move the market. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect you risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, November 2nd

Evening: Apple & Palantir

Tuesday, November 3rd

Morning: Pfizer & Shopify

Evening: AMD & SuperMicro

Wednesday, November 4th

Morning: CVS, McDonald's & Uber

Evening: Arm, Cava, Qualcomm & Snap

Thursday, November 5th

Morning: Toyota

Evening: Affirm, Airbnb, Cloudflare & Iren

Friday, November 6th

Morning: Moderna

 


 

Market Events

Monday, November 2nd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Oct)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Oct)

 

Tuesday, November 3rd

10:00 AM ET    JOLTS Job Openings (Sep)

 

Wednesday, November 4th

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Oct)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Oct)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Oct)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, November 5th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, November 6th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Report

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, November 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 66%
  • Profit Factor: 2.56
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, November 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 62%
  • Profit Factor: 1.15
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, November 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 72%
  • Profit Factor: 3.18
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, November 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 76%
  • Profit Factor: 3.30
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, November 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.10
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 27 Trades

October Record: 50/50 Units

 

Monday, Oct. 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Oct. 27th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $765 / $764) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $713 / $712) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Oct. 28th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Oct. 29th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $772 / $773) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $719 / $720) 🟢

 

Friday, Oct. 30th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Halloween Candy Consumed

All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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October 30, 2026
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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,800) || Mischief Night Madness
Friday, October 30th

Mischief Night Madness

THICC RETURN: +$1,800

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for ALMOST TWO ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 40 SPX 7,645/7,655 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $1.40/ea and were bought back at $0.95/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,800!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,800

Total Return: +$1,800 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for ALMOST TWO ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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October 29, 2026
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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$2,500) || Welcome To Chop City!
Thursday, October 29th

Welcome To Chop City!

THICC RETURN: +$2,500

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN TWO YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$36

A BEARISH signal, 3/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 2 total units!

SPY Return: +$16 (+100%) per $84 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $80 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $164 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 7,735/7,745 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $1.75/ea and were bought back at $0.50/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $2,500!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$2,500

Total Return: +$2,500 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN TWO YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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