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Goonie Newsletter (April 13th - 17th)
April 12, 2026
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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +3.56
  • Nasdaq 100: +4.45% 
  • Russel 2000: +4.62%
  • Bitcoin: +9.02%

Last week, stock bounced hard with the S&P 500, Nasdaq, and Dow all putting together their best stretch in months as traders leaned risk-on again. A big part of that came from easing tension headlines around Iran, along with oil pulling back from earlier spikes. Trump was active throughout the week, talking about potential cooperation with Iran while also floating tougher tariffs on countries supporting them, so geopolitics stayed front and center. By Friday, things cooled a bit with markets finishing mixed, but overall the tone for the week was clearly stronger.

On the data side, inflation is still not going away quietly. The FOMC minutes showed the Fed is increasingly concerned about sticky inflation, especially with energy and tariffs in the mix. CPI came in hot for March, driven largely by energy, while core inflation was more contained. PCE earlier in the week told a similar story. At the same time, consumer sentiment dropped sharply, which added a bit of caution into the end of the week and helped explain why the rally lost some steam on Friday.

Looking ahead to next week, there is a solid but not overwhelming lineup. Tuesday brings PPI, Wednesday has import and export prices along with the Fed’s Beige Book, and Thursday rounds things out with industrial production and capacity utilization. Notably, retail sales won’t hit next week after being pushed back, so one of the usual big catalysts is off the table. Markets will likely stay focused on inflation trends and any new headlines out of the Middle East as the next driver. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Apr 13th

Morning: Goldman Sachs

Tuesday, Apr 14th

Morning: BlackRock, Citi, J&J, JPMorgan & Wells Fargo

Wednesday, Apr 15th

Morning: ASML, Bank of America, Morgan Stanley & PNC

Thursday, Apr 16th

Morning: Charles Schwab, Pepsi Co & TSMC

Evening: Netflix

Friday, Apr 17th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Apr 13th

10:0 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Mar)

 

Tuesday, Apr 14th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Mar)

 

Wednesday, Apr 15th

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Beige Book

 

Thursday, Apr 16th

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Apr)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

 

Friday, Apr 17th

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Apr 13th)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
    • Profit Factor: 0.24
    • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Apr 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 2.20
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Apr 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.33
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Apr 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.57
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Apr 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 75%
  • Profit Factor: 1.65
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 2 for 6 times (6 for 14 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~33%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 2 Trades

April Record: 10/18 Units

 

Monday, Apr 6th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Apr 7th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $658 / $659) 🔴

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $588 / $589) 🔴

 

Wednesday, Apr 8th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Apr 9th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $676 / $677) 🔴

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $607 / $608) 🔴

 

Friday, Apr 10th

SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $679 / $678) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $610 / $609) 🟢

 


 

Random Market Whipsaw Prompted By Iran News

93,771 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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