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Goonie Newsletter (April 13th - 17th)
April 12, 2026
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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +3.56% 
  • Nasdaq 100: +4.45% 
  • Russel 2000: +4.62%
  • Bitcoin: +9.02%

Last week, stock bounced hard with the S&P 500, Nasdaq, and Dow all putting together their best stretch in months as traders leaned risk-on again. A big part of that came from easing tension headlines around Iran, along with oil pulling back from earlier spikes. Trump was active throughout the week, talking about potential cooperation with Iran while also floating tougher tariffs on countries supporting them, so geopolitics stayed front and center. By Friday, things cooled a bit with markets finishing mixed, but overall the tone for the week was clearly stronger.

On the data side, inflation is still not going away quietly. The FOMC minutes showed the Fed is increasingly concerned about sticky inflation, especially with energy and tariffs in the mix. CPI came in hot for March, driven largely by energy, while core inflation was more contained. PCE earlier in the week told a similar story. At the same time, consumer sentiment dropped sharply, which added a bit of caution into the end of the week and helped explain why the rally lost some steam on Friday.

Looking ahead to next week, there is a solid but not overwhelming lineup. Tuesday brings PPI, Wednesday has import and export prices along with the Fed’s Beige Book, and Thursday rounds things out with industrial production and capacity utilization. Notably, retail sales won’t hit next week after being pushed back, so one of the usual big catalysts is off the table. Markets will likely stay focused on inflation trends and any new headlines out of the Middle East as the next driver. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Apr 13th

Morning: Goldman Sachs

Tuesday, Apr 14th

Morning: BlackRock, Citi, J&J, JPMorgan & Wells Fargo

Wednesday, Apr 15th

Morning: ASML, Bank of America, Morgan Stanley & PNC

Thursday, Apr 16th

Morning: Charles Schwab, Pepsi Co & TSMC

Evening: Netflix

Friday, Apr 17th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Apr 13th

10:0 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Mar)

 

Tuesday, Apr 14th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Mar)

 

Wednesday, Apr 15th

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Beige Book

 

Thursday, Apr 16th

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Apr)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

 

Friday, Apr 17th

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Apr 13th)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
    • Profit Factor: 0.24
    • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Apr 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 2.20
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Apr 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.33
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Apr 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.57
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Apr 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 75%
  • Profit Factor: 1.65
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 2 for 6 times (6 for 14 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~33%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 2 Trades

April Record: 10/18 Units

 

Monday, Apr 6th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Apr 7th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $658 / $659) 🔴

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $588 / $589) 🔴

 

Wednesday, Apr 8th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Apr 9th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $676 / $677) 🔴

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $607 / $608) 🔴

 

Friday, Apr 10th

SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $679 / $678) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $610 / $609) 🟢

 


 

Random Market Whipsaw Prompted By Iran News

93,771 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.47%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.79%
  • Russel 2000: +2.09%
  • Bitcoin: -0.52%

Wall Street had a choppy week, with the major indices heading in different directions. The S&P 500 slipped 0.5%, the Nasdaq 100 fell roughly 0.8%, and the Russell 2000 rallied 2%. Tech took the biggest hit as investors started questioning the massive costs behind the AI boom. Meta’s $135 billion to $145 billion spending plans raised some eyebrows, while semiconductor stocks struggled. Tesla beat revenue expectations, but that wasn't enough to shake the broader concerns surrounding tech valuations.

On the economic front, October's flash PMI showed business activity was still growing, although inflation remained a concern. Housing starts fell 5.2%, while leading economic indicators were flat. Meanwhile, tensions between Trump and Iran continued to shake up energy markets, pushing Brent crude above $116 per barrel. Trump suggested the conflict could end quickly, but uncertainty around oil prices remains. Elsewhere, reports of a potential SpaceX wireless carrier weighed on AT&T and T-Mobile.

Next week is shaping up to be a big one. Tuesday brings durable goods orders, new home sales, and consumer confidence. Wednesday features the Fed's rate decision, followed by Q3 GDP and PCE inflation data on Thursday. Friday wraps things up with the employment cost index. Earnings will also be in full swing, with Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon, Intel, ExxonMobil, and Chevron all on deck. Between the Fed, inflation, earnings, and geopolitical headlines, there's no shortage of potential market movers. As always, stick to your plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, October 26th

Morning: Verizon

Tuesday, October 27th

Morning: Coca Cola, Boeing, SoFi & UPS

Evening: Robinhood & Visa

Wednesday, October 28th

Evening: Alphabet, FedEx & Microsoft

Thursday, October 29th

Morning: Caterpillar, Lilly, Mastercard

Evening: Amazon, Coinbase, Intel, Reddit, Roblox, Starbucks & Strategy

Friday, October 30th

Morning: Chevron & Exxon Mobil

 


 

Market Events

Monday, October 26th

None

 

Tuesday, October 27th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    New Homes Sales (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Oct)

 

Wednesday, October 28th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales (Sep)

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Chair Warsh Press Conference

 

Thursday, October 29th

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, October 30th

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Oct)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, October 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.34
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, October 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.76
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, October 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 62%
  • Profit Factor: 2.80
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, October 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 1.33
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, October 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.80
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (8 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 21 Trades

October Record: 40/40 Units

 

Monday, Oct. 19th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $765 / $764) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $716 / $715) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Oct. 13th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Oct. 14th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Oct. 15th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Oct. 16th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $758 / $757) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $701 / $700) 🟢

 


 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Tuesday, October 27th

Up, Up & Away!

THICC RETURN: +$2,000

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for TWO ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$56

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:40am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$30 (+100%) per $170 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$26 (+100%) per $174 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$56 (+100%) per $344 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 40 SPX 7,670/7,660 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.40/ea and were bought back at $0.90/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $2,000!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$2,000

Total Return: +$2,000 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for TWO ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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