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Daily Degen Trade Report || Happy Monday!
Monday, May 11th
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Happy Monday!

THICC RETURN: +$0

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$36

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 6 total units!

SPY Return: +$12 (+100%) per $188 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$24 (+100%) per $176 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $364 signal capital requirement

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)

 

 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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It's A Boy!!! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (May11th - 15th)

It's A Boy!!!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +2.33% (New Record High)
  • Nasdaq 100: +5.50% (New Record High)
  • Russel 2000: +1.96% (New Record High)
  • Bitcoin: +2.50%

Biggest news of the week on my end, my wife and I officially welcomed our baby boy into the world. Easily the best investment I’ve ever made!

Last week, markets posted another strong performance, with the S&P 500 and Nasdaq pushing to fresh highs again as traders kept piling into tech and AI names. A better-than-expected April jobs report helped fuel the move after payrolls came in solid while unemployment held steady. Treasury yields stayed relatively calm, which gave growth stocks room to run, and overall the market continued acting like it wants higher prices unless macro data seriously gets in the way.

Earnings season was still a major driver this week. AMD, Palantir, Disney, Uber, Coinbase, Shopify, McDonald’s, and several other big names all had market-moving reactions. Some companies delivered strong numbers and still sold off because expectations were already sky high, which has been the theme lately. Traders were also watching headlines tied to Iran and broader Middle East tensions as oil prices stayed active, while Trump remained in the news cycle with more tariff and election-related commentary starting to heat back up.

Looking ahead to next week, it's all about inflation data. CPI drops Tuesday, PPI follows Wednesday, and Thursday brings retail sales. Friday rounds things out with industrial production numbers. No NYSE holidays next week, so it should be a full week of action as traders try to figure out whether inflation is cooling enough to keep this rally going. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 

 

Earnings 

 

Monday, May 11th

Morning: Circle

Evening: Hims & Rigetti

Tuesday, May 12th

Morning: D-Wave

Evening: Oklo

Wednesday, May 13th

Morning: Alibaba

Evening: Cisco

Thursday, May 14th

Morning: Klarna

Evening: Rumble

Friday, May 15th

Morning: Alaska Airlines

 

 

Market Events

Monday, May 11th

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Apr)

 

Tuesday, May 12th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Apr)

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Wednesday, May 13th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Apr)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Thursday, May 14th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Apr)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

 

Friday, May 15th

None

 

 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, May 11th)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
    • Profit Factor: 0.87
    • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, May 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.66
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, May 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.47
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, May 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 2.41
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 2.41
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.

 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 0 for 0 times (0 for 0 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 4 Trades

May Record: 0/0 Units

 

Monday, May 4th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, May 5th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, May 6th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, May 7th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, May 8th

No Signal Produced

 

 

Times I Became A Dad

1 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 

 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Matt Kohrs@matt_kohrs
May 03, 2026
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Goodbye April, Hello May! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (May 4th - 8th)

Goodbye April, Hello May!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.91% 
  • Nasdaq 100: +1.45% 
  • Russel 2000: +0.77%
  • Bitcoin: +1.00%

Last week, stocks kept the momentum going. The S&P 500 and Nasdaq pushed to fresh highs as earnings season picked up steam. Big Tech did most of the heavy lifting, with Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Meta, and Microsoft driving the tone as AI demand stayed front and center. Some reports were clean wins, others reminded everyone how expensive this AI buildout is getting, but overall buyers stayed in control. Energy was a bit choppier, with Exxon and Chevron in focus as oil moved around on geopolitical headlines.

On the macro side, it was a mixed bag that didn’t really slow things down. Q1 GDP came in at 2.0%, March PCE inflation ran hotter at 3.5% year over year, and ISM Manufacturing stayed in expansion at 52.7. The Fed held rates steady, but the messaging wasn’t exactly unified, which keeps some uncertainty in the mix. Headlines also stayed active, with Trump floating a 25% tariff on EU autos and Iran tensions continuing to keep pressure on oil and inflation expectations.

Looking ahead to next week, the calendar is loaded. No holiday, full five-day stretch. You’ve got factory orders Monday, ISM Services and trade balance Tuesday, productivity and unit labor costs Thursday, and the April jobs report Friday. Earnings are still a big driver too, with names like Palantir, AMD, PayPal, Pfizer, Shopify, Pinterest, Datadog, HubSpot, Cloudflare, and Arm reporting. The setup is pretty clear: the rally can keep going, but it’ll need strong earnings to offset sticky inflation, Fed uncertainty, tariffs, and ongoing geopolitical risk. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 

 

Earnings

Monday, May 4th

Morning: Berkshire Hathaway

Evening: Palantir & Pinterest

Tuesday, May 5th

Morning: PayPal, Pfizer & Shopify

Evening: AMC, AMD & Strategy

Wednesday, May 6th

Morning: CVS, Disney, Hut8, Novo Nordisk & Uber

Evening: ARM & Snap

Thursday, May 7th

Morning: McDonald's

Evening: Affirm, Coinbase & Iren

Friday, May 8th

Morning: Wendy's

 

 

Market Events

Monday, May 4th

None

 

Tuesday, May 5th

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Apr)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Apr)

 

Wednesday, May 6th

10:00 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Apr)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, May 7th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

 

Friday, May 8th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Change (Apr)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (Apr)

 

 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, May 4th)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
    • Profit Factor: 1.64
    • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, May 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 1.53
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, May 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.50
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, May 7th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 2.13
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Neutral

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.

 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 6 times (12 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~66%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 4 Trades

April Record: 34/46 Units

May Record: 0/0 Units

 

Monday, Apr 27th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $715 / $716) 🔴 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $664 / $665) 🔴

 

Tuesday, Apr 28th

SPY Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $713 / $714) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $660 / $661) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Apr 29th

No Signal Produced -- FOMC

 

Thursday, Apr 30th

SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $709 / $708) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $657 / $656) 🟢 

 

Friday, May 1st

No Signal Produced

 

 

Fish Head Accusations

1 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 

 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Matt Kohrs@matt_kohrs
May 01, 2026
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Daily Degen Trade Report || TGIF! Hello May!!!
Friday, May 1st

TGIF! Hello May!!!

THICC RETURN: +$0

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

No Options Trades Take

 

Thicc Matt's Futures Trades

TOTAL RETURN: +$79,588

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)

 

 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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