Matt Kohrs
News • Business • Investing & Finance
Hello, August! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (August 3rd - 7th)
August 02, 2026
post photo preview

Hello, August!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.05%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.52%
  • Russel 2000: -0.40%
  • Bitcoin: -1.96%

Last week, Wall Street took the scenic route higher. SPX gained 1.0%, NDX added 0.5%, and RTY finished essentially flat after a sharp Fed-day selloff gave way to a two-day rebound. Amazon jumped nearly 16% Friday after strong cloud results helped calm AI-spending fears, while Apple sank about 7% on a softer outlook. Microsoft’s strong report also helped restart the AI trade, but the week still felt more like a megacap rescue than a clean risk-on breakout.

The economy gave the Fed little reason to relax. Q2 GDP slowed to a 1.5% annualized pace, July consumer confidence slipped to 90.8, and June core PCE rose just 0.1% for the month but remained 3.3% higher than a year ago. The Fed held rates at 3.50% to 3.75% in a 9-3 vote, with all three dissenters wanting a quarter-point hike, while employment costs increased 0.9% in Q2 and 3.4% year over year. Iran added another inflation wildcard: oil fell early as Trump paused strikes for diplomacy, then jumped when fighting resumed and reports surfaced that the U.S. and Israel were considering attacks on Iranian energy infrastructure.

Next week is a full five-day NYSE session, and the calendar is genuinely busy. Monday brings final S&P Global and ISM manufacturing PMIs plus construction spending; Tuesday has June trade, JOLTS and factory orders; Wednesday brings final S&P Global services and composite PMIs plus ISM services; Thursday has preliminary Q2 productivity and unit labor costs plus wholesale trade; and Friday closes with the July jobs report. Earnings worth circling include Palantir Monday after the bell, AMD Tuesday after the bell and Disney Wednesday before the open. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, August 3rd

Evening: Palantir & Snap

Tuesday, August 4th

Morning: Caterpillar, McDonald's & Pfizer

Evening: AMD & SpaceX

Wednesday, August 5th

Morning: Disney, Riot, Shopify & Uber

Evening: Sandisk & Wester Digital

Thursday, August 6th

Morning: D Wave

Evening: Airbnb, Draft Kings & Rigetti

Friday, August 7th

Morning: Wendy's

 


 

Market Events

Monday, August 3rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Jul)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Jul)

 

Tuesday, August 4th

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Jun)

 

Wednesday, August 5th

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Jul)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Jul)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Jul)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, August 6th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, July 7th

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (Jul)

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Rate (Jul)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, August 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 36%
  • Profit Factor: 0.28
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, August 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.64
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, August 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.48
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, July 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.91
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, August 7th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 1.30
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 5 for 6 times (10 for 12 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~83%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

July Record: 56/64 Units

 

Monday, July 27th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $746 / $747) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $693 / $694) 🟢

 

Tuesday, July 28th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, July 29th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, July 30th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $740 / $741) 🔴 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $685 / $686) 🟢

 

Friday, July 31st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $737 / $736) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $679 / $678) 🟢

 


 

Hedge Funds Bodied By Citadel

1 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

community logo
Join the Matt Kohrs Community
To read more articles like this, sign up and join my community today
0
What else you may like…
Videos
Posts
Articles
FREE Options Trading Lecture This Friday @ 10am ET

It's all going down THIS FRIDAY!!!

The team at SpotGamma will be joining the MK Show to discuss various options trading strategies. (Yes, it will include 0 DTEs for you degens).

This is 100% FREE options trading education.
All you need to do is be where you normally watch me at 10am ET!

00:00:29
I guess Matt's eating out tonight.
00:00:14
Bonus Content

This is how my boss taunts me before i start an edit

00:00:23
September 13, 2026
post photo preview
Touchdown Time! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (Sept. 14th - 18th)

Touchdown Time!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.80%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.59%
  • Russel 2000: -2.33%
  • Bitcoin: -3.10%

The holiday-shortened week was choppy, with stocks getting hit before bouncing Friday. The SPX fell about 0.8%, the NDX slipped roughly 0.6%, and the RTY lagged with a drop of about 2.3%. Rising oil prices and Treasury yields did most of the damage, as WTI pushed near $100 and the 10-year yield briefly approached 5%. Friday’s rebound helped, but inflation and rates are clearly back in focus.

That showed up in the data too. August PPI rose 0.4% for the month and 5.4% year over year, while CPI climbed 0.4% and 3.4% annually. Core CPI was also a little hotter than expected, increasing the odds of a Fed move next week. Oil stayed elevated as tensions with Iran continued to pressure Gulf shipping. On the company side, Oracle posted another strong AI-driven quarter, Apple unveiled its foldable iPhone Duo, and Adobe beat expectations but gave investors a softer outlook.

Looking ahead to next week, it's all about the Fed. The FOMC meets Tuesday and Wednesday, with the rate decision, new projections and dot plot coming Wednesday afternoon. The current expectation is a 25bps rate increase. Retail sales and import/export prices are also due Wednesday morning, followed by housing starts and permits Thursday. Friday brings industrial production and the Conference Board’s Leading Economic Index. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed. 

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Market Events

Monday, September 14th

None

 

Tuesday, September 15th

None

 

Wednesday, September 16th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Fed Chair Warsh Speech

 

Thursday, September 17th

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Indec (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Septmber 18th

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.46
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 0.83
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 2.08
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 41%
  • Profit Factor: 0.60
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 18th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.81
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (6 for 6 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 41 Trades

September Record: 12/12 Units

 

Monday, Sept. 7th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 8th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Sept. 9th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $765 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $720 / $721) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept. 10th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $756 / $755) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $706 / $705) 🟢

 

Friday, Sept. 11th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Times My Fantasy Football Team Screwed Me

 1 for 1*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Read full Article
post photo preview
Daily Degen Trade Report (+$2,000) || FOMC CHAOS!!!
Wednesday, September 16th

FOMC CHAOS!!!

THICC RETURN: +$2,000

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

These gains were from two different trades. One winner, one loser. Both were shown and explained on today's stream. I hope you got yours!

 

Total Return: +2,072

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Read full Article
September 15, 2026
post photo preview
Daily Degen Trade Report (+$625) || FOMC Chaos Incoming!
Tuesday, September 15th

FOMC Chaos Incoming!

THICC RETURN: +$625

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN SIX MONTHS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 7,600/7,590 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $0.50/ea and were bought back at $0.25/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $625!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$625

Total Return: +625 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN SIX MONTHS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Read full Article
See More
Available on mobile and TV devices
google store google store app store app store
google store google store app tv store app tv store amazon store amazon store roku store roku store
Powered by Locals