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Welcome To The Jungle || Issue 1
“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
March 01, 2023
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What's up, fuckers! 

Sorry about my French. This is my first official newsletter -- I have no clue what I'm doing. I really hope you enjoy what I can offer. You wouldn't want me to cry in shower? Would you...

 

Would you?

 

Anyway, the idea of me writing this is to share my trades, related market information and personal thoughts. This will without a doubt evolve over time, which means I would love your feedback. My goal is to provide as much value as I can, so don't hesistate to reachout to me.

 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 2nd)

  • Trades (Years Tested): 25
  • Bull Win Percentage: 40%
  • Profit Factor: 0.68
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 


Current Account Value

$10,613 (+6.13%)


 

Closed Position(s)

None

 

New Position(s)

SPY Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $414 & Bought: $417 --> Credit: $0.55/ea
  • Max Return: $55/ea & Max Risk: $245/ea
  • Profit Odds: 81%

Reasoning: Recent economic reports haven't favored the hawks. The seasonality currently favors the bears. The technicals are looking heavy. I wouldn't be surprised if the SPY is trading in the mid 380s soon. I placed this particular trade when the SPY & DXY were both rising but major tech stocks were falling off. To me, this was a sign that the SPY was about to fall in the short term. My goal for this trade is a +50% gain.

 

Current Position(s)

COIN Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $85 & Bought: $90 --> Credit: $0.50/ea
  • Max Return: $50/ea & Max Risk: $450/ea
  • Profit Odds: 86%


 

NFLX Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $347.50 & Bought: $350 --> Credit: $0.38/ea
  • Max Return: $38/ea & Max Risk: $212/ea
  • Profit Odds: 90%


 

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $0.33/ea
  • Max Return: $33/ea & Max Risk: $217/ea &
  • Profit Odds: 87%


 

SPY Call Credit Spread (3) March 17th

  • Sold: $409 & Bought: $412 --> Credit: $0.56/ea
  • Max Return: $56/ea & Max Risk: $244/ea
  • Profit Odds: 83%


 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (2) March 17th

  • Sold: $215 & Bought: $216.67 --> Credit: $0.50/ea
  • Max Return: $50/ea & Max Risk: $117/ea 
  • Profit Odds: 72%


 

TSLA #2 Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $230 & Bought: $231.67 --> Credit: $0.27/ea
  • Max Return: $27/ea & Max Risk: $140/ea
  • Profit Odds: 84%


 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (5) March 24th

  • Sold: $313 & Bought: $315 --> Credit: $0.38/ea
  • Max Return: $38/ea & Max Risk: $162/ea
  • Profit Odds: 85%


 

SPY #2 Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $415 & Bought: $417 --> Credit: $0.42/ea
  • Max Return: $42/ea & Max Risk: $158/ea
  • Profit Odds: 88%


 

TSLA #3 Call Credit Spread (3) March 31th

  • Sold: $245 & Bought: $250 --> Credit: $0.70/ea
  • Max Return: $70/ea & Max Risk: $430/ea
  • Profit Odds: 87%


 

 

Notes

Max Return (Credit Spreads): The credit recieved when creating the positon. This is achieved when you get to the expiration date and the price is below the sold contract for a Call Credit Spread and above the sold contract for a Put Credit Spread.

Max Risk (Credit Spreads): The difference between the spread's two strikes minus the credit recieved when the position was created.

Breakeven (Credit Spreads): The sold strike plus the credit for CCS and the strike minus the credit for PCS.

============================================================================== RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites. The video is accurate as of the posting date but may not be accurate in the future. ==============================================================================

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Goonie Newsletter (Aug. 31st - Sept. 4th)

Prepare For Takeoff 

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.49%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.43%
  • Russel 2000: -1.39%
  • Bitcoin: -0.62%

Lasy week, the markets ended with a mixed tone. SPX gained about 0.5% and NDX added roughly 0.4%, while RTY fell around 1.5%. Economic data was a little less encouraging. Consumer confidence slipped, Q2 GDP held at a 1.5% annualized pace, and PCE inflation remained elevated with headline inflation at 3.7% and core at 3.3%. That kept the focus on the Fed, with Kevin Warsh using Jackson Hole to reinforce that inflation is still the main concern and rate cuts are far from guaranteed.

Nvidia was the big corporate story, reporting another huge quarter with revenue up more than 100% from last year and Data Center sales continuing to surge. Salesforce also popped after a strong report and higher guidance, while CrowdStrike delivered solid results of its own. Geopolitics stayed in focus as Trump continued increasing economic pressure on Iran, with new Treasury actions targeting Iranian financial activity and negotiations around the Strait of Hormuz still unresolved.

Looking ahead to next week, it's action packed. Tuesday brings manufacturing PMIs, JOLTS and construction spending. Wednesday has ADP employment, the Fed’s Beige Book and Broadcom earnings. Thursday brings productivity, trade data and services PMIs. Friday is the big one with the August jobs report, unemployment and wage growth. Dell also reports Tuesday. The NYSE is open all week, with Labor Day falling the following Monday. After another sticky inflation reading, the labor data should be the biggest driver of rate expectations and the next move for SPX, NDX and RTY. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

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Earnings

Monday, August 31st

None

Tuesday, September 1st

Morning: NIO

Evening: Dell & Palo Alto

Wednesday, September 2nd

Morning: Broadcom & Snowflake

Thursday, September 4th

None

Friday, Septmber 5th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, August 31st

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Aug)

 

Tuesday, September 1st

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacutring PMI (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing Prices & PMI (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Jul)

 

Wednesday, September 2nd

08:30 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Aug)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Reserve Beige Book

 

Thursday, September 4th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing Prices & PMI (Aug)

 

Friday, Septmber 5th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Rate (Aug)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (Aug)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, August 31st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.71
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.59
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 41%
  • Profit Factor: 0.77
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 45%
  • Profit Factor: 0.69
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (14 for 14 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 31 Trades

August Record: 54/54 Units

 

Monday, Aug. 24th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Aug. 25th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $762 / $761) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $706 / $705) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Aug. 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $764 / $763) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $707 / $706) 🟢

 

Thursday, Aug. 27th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $767 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $714 / $713) 🟢

 

Friday, Aug. 28th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $777 / $778) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $725 / $726) 🟢

 


 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$23,000) || Stuck Waiting
Wedmesday, September 2nd

Stuck Waiting

THICC RETURN: +$23,000

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$40

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:05am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$10 (+100%) per $190 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$30 (+100%) per $170 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$40 (+100%) per $360 signal capital requirement

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$23,705

Maxed out all of my evalulation accounts, again. All trades were taken on stream.

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$23,500) || Happy September!
Tuesday, September 1st

Happy September!

THICC RETURN: +$23,500

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$32

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:40am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$32 (+100%) per $368 signal capital requirement

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$23,621

Maxed out all of my new evalulation accounts. Better yet, I secured a $2k payout from my one funded lucid account. 

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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