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Another Day of Nothing || Issue 19
"If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."
March 28, 2023
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Another Day of Nothing

We went up. We went down. We went up a little more. We went down even more. Then, to close things out, we recovered. If you're ripping out your hair, I completely understand.

Whatever hair you have left will most likely leave due to boredom from the Fed Congressional testimony. Talk about a clown show. If this is the group of people who are supposed to be protecting us, I'm more concerned than ever.

In a general sense, we saw some of the tech sector start to crack today. It was nothing too special, but I'm going to be paying close attention to major names like TSLA, NVDA & AMZN. We are clearly still in a hold pattern; patience will pay.

 


 

Market Events: Tuesday, March 29th

10:00 AM       Pending U.S. Home Sales

10:00 AM       Fed Gov. Barr Testifies To House On Banks (I'll be streaming this!!!)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 72%
  • Profit Factor: 9.44
  • Bias: Very Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 28th) +$120

$10,948

Daily Realized P&L: +$120

YTD Realized P&L: +$556

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$120

OXY $58/$57 Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Original Credit: $20
  • Closed Debit: $8
  • P&L: +$120 (+60%)

 


 

New Position(s)

SPY CALL Credit Spread (3) April 10th

  • Sold: $405 & Bought: $406 --> Credit: $21
  • Max Return: $21 & Max Risk: $79
  • Current Value: $25
  • Profit Target: ~$8
  • Profit Odds: 78%

SPY PUT Credit Spread (3) April 10th

  • Sold: $384 & Bought: $383 --> Credit: $16
  • Max Return: $16 & Max Risk: $84
  • Current Value: $14
  • Profit Target: ~$8
  • Profit Odds: 81%

Reasoning: Continuing the Iron Condor train!


 

Current Position(s)

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $104
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 72%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $22
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 77%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $27
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 86%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $79
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

SPY Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $406 & Bought: $407 --> Credit: $12
  • Max Return: $23 & Max Risk: $77
  • Current Value: $17
  • Profit Target: $10
  • Profit Odds: 84%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 6th

  • $411/$412 Call Spread --> Credit: $18
  • $386/$385 Put Spread --> Credit: $19
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $63
  • Current Value: $21
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 80%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $43
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 10th

  • $407/$408 Call Spread --> Credit: $23
  • $387/$386 Put Spread --> Credit: $16
  • Max Return: $39 & Max Risk: $61
  • Current Value: $38
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 75%

 

SPY Iron Condor (5) April 14th

  • $411/$412 Call Spread --> Credit: $20
  • $375/$374 Put Spread --> Credit: $17
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $63
  • Current Value: $25
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 86%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $20
  • Profit Target: $10
  • Profit Odds: 74%

 


 

My Thoughts

I'm beyond happy with my current positions. If you've been doing something similar, congrats!

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.35%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.30% 
  • Russel 2000: -0.74% (New High)
  • Bitcoin: -5.92%

Last week, with markets closed Monday for MLK Day, the rest of the week was dominated by geopolitics. Stocks wobbled after renewed Trump rhetoric around tariffs tied to Europe and Greenland, which briefly spooked global markets and pushed investors toward safer assets. Risk appetite improved later in the week as the immediate tariff threat cooled, but the damage was done. By Friday, major indexes were mixed to slightly lower, and the vibe felt cautious rather than confident.

Economic data took a back seat to the headlines. Weekly jobless claims stayed low, reinforcing a steady labor market, while January flash PMIs pointed to continued but unspectacular growth. Consumer sentiment improved modestly, though leading indicators still suggest a slower patch ahead. Flows told the story. Equity inflows cooled while commodities, especially precious metals, caught a bid as traders hedged political uncertainty.

Looking ahead to next week, it's is all about the Fed. The FOMC meets Tuesday and Wednesday, with the rate decision and press conference Wednesday afternoon. Tuesday also brings Conference Board consumer confidence, Thursday has weekly jobless claims, and Friday rounds things out with PPI. With tariffs, geopolitics, and rates all in play, expect markets to stay jumpy and highly reactive. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, Jan 26th

None

Tuesday, Jan 27th

Morning: American Airlines, Boeing, UnitedHealth Group & UPS

Wednesday, Jan 28th

Morning: ASML, AT&T & Starbucks

Evening: IBM, Lam Research, META, Microsoft & Tesla

Thursday, Jan 29th

Morning: Caterpillar & Mastercard

Evening: Apple & Visa

Friday, Jan 30th

Morning: America Express, Chevron, Exxon Mobile, SoFi & Verizon

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Jan 26th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods MoM & YoY (Nov)

 

Tuesday, Jan 27th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Jan)

 

Wednesday, Jan 28th

08:30 AM ET    President Trump Speaks

02:00 PM ET    Fed Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Fed Chair Powell Press Conference

 

Thursday, Jan 29th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Jan 30th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Dec)

08:30 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Jan)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 0.82
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.59
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.88
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 2.13
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 75%
  • Profit Factor: 2.33
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (16 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 9 Trades

January Record: 52/56 Units

 

Monday, Jan 19th

No Signal Produced -- Market Closed

 

TuesdayJan 20th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Jan 21st

SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $678 / $677) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $607 / $606) 🟢

 

Thursday, Jan 22nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $686 / $685) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $617 / $616) 🟢

 

Friday, Jan 23rd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $686 / $685) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $618 / $617) 🟢

 


 

Times I Want To Short United Airlines To $0

6 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$16

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:45am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$16 (+100%) per $384 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

No Trades -- Premium was far too decayed.

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Wednesday, January 28th

FOMC Chaos

THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced (FOMC Day)

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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