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Another Day of Nothing || Issue 19
"If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."
March 28, 2023
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Another Day of Nothing

We went up. We went down. We went up a little more. We went down even more. Then, to close things out, we recovered. If you're ripping out your hair, I completely understand.

Whatever hair you have left will most likely leave due to boredom from the Fed Congressional testimony. Talk about a clown show. If this is the group of people who are supposed to be protecting us, I'm more concerned than ever.

In a general sense, we saw some of the tech sector start to crack today. It was nothing too special, but I'm going to be paying close attention to major names like TSLA, NVDA & AMZN. We are clearly still in a hold pattern; patience will pay.

 


 

Market Events: Tuesday, March 29th

10:00 AM       Pending U.S. Home Sales

10:00 AM       Fed Gov. Barr Testifies To House On Banks (I'll be streaming this!!!)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 72%
  • Profit Factor: 9.44
  • Bias: Very Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 28th) +$120

$10,948

Daily Realized P&L: +$120

YTD Realized P&L: +$556

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$120

OXY $58/$57 Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Original Credit: $20
  • Closed Debit: $8
  • P&L: +$120 (+60%)

 


 

New Position(s)

SPY CALL Credit Spread (3) April 10th

  • Sold: $405 & Bought: $406 --> Credit: $21
  • Max Return: $21 & Max Risk: $79
  • Current Value: $25
  • Profit Target: ~$8
  • Profit Odds: 78%

SPY PUT Credit Spread (3) April 10th

  • Sold: $384 & Bought: $383 --> Credit: $16
  • Max Return: $16 & Max Risk: $84
  • Current Value: $14
  • Profit Target: ~$8
  • Profit Odds: 81%

Reasoning: Continuing the Iron Condor train!


 

Current Position(s)

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $104
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 72%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $22
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 77%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $27
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 86%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $79
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

SPY Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $406 & Bought: $407 --> Credit: $12
  • Max Return: $23 & Max Risk: $77
  • Current Value: $17
  • Profit Target: $10
  • Profit Odds: 84%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 6th

  • $411/$412 Call Spread --> Credit: $18
  • $386/$385 Put Spread --> Credit: $19
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $63
  • Current Value: $21
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 80%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $43
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 10th

  • $407/$408 Call Spread --> Credit: $23
  • $387/$386 Put Spread --> Credit: $16
  • Max Return: $39 & Max Risk: $61
  • Current Value: $38
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 75%

 

SPY Iron Condor (5) April 14th

  • $411/$412 Call Spread --> Credit: $20
  • $375/$374 Put Spread --> Credit: $17
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $63
  • Current Value: $25
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 86%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $20
  • Profit Target: $10
  • Profit Odds: 74%

 


 

My Thoughts

I'm beyond happy with my current positions. If you've been doing something similar, congrats!

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It's Spooky Season! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (Oct. 5th - Oct. 9th)

It's Spooky Season!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.27%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.65%
  • Russel 2000: -0.23%
  • Bitcoin: %

Wall Street kicked off October with a mixed week. SPX and RTY finished slightly lower, while NDX gained ground and closed Friday at a record high. Rising yields and oil pressured stocks early, with U.S.-Iran tensions also hanging over the market. Sentiment improved into Friday as softer jobs data eased some of the pressure around future Fed hikes.

The economic picture stayed mixed. September payroll growth came in weak, unemployment ticked higher, and prior months were revised down. Consumer confidence also fell, but spending remained solid and inflation stayed sticky. On the corporate side, Micron impressed with strong AI-driven guidance, Tesla beat delivery expectations, Nvidia pushed to new highs, and Nike disappointed with weaker results and outlook.

Next week is lighter on the calendar. ISM Services is Monday, U.S. trade data Tuesday, Fed minutes Wednesday, jobless claims Thursday, and preliminary Michigan consumer sentiment Friday. Earnings also start picking up with Levi Strauss, PepsiCo, and Delta on deck. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Market Events

Monday, October 5th

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing Prices & PMI (Sep)

 

Tuesday, October 6th

Wednesday, October 7th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Meeting Minutes

 

Thursday, October 9th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, October 9th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, October 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 3.65
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, October 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 1.50
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, October 7th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.62
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, October 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 1.80
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, October 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.61
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 3 for 4 times (6 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~75%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 1 Trade

September Record: 38/44 Units

 

Monday, Sept. 28th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 29th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $767 / $768) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $741 / $742) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Sept. 30th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $765 / $764) 🔴 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $739 / $738) 🟢

 

Thursday, Oct. 1st

No Signal Produced

Friday, Oct. 2nd

No Signal Produced

 


 

Pounds Lost At Fat Kohrs Fat Camp

 9 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,125) || TGIF!
Friday, October 2nd

TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$1,125

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN 1 ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 25 SPX 7,715/7,705 Put Credit SpreadThese PCS's were sold at $1.60/ea and were bought back at $1.10/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,125!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,125

Total Return: +$1,125 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN 1 ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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October 01, 2026
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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,125) || Hello, October!
Thursday, October 1st

Hello, October!

THICC RETURN: +$1,125

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN 1 ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 25 SPX 7,650/7,640 Put Credit SpreadThese PCS's were sold at $1.30/ea and were bought back at $0.80/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,125!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,125

Total Return: +$1,125 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN 1 ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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