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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly || Issue 35
"Rocket science is tough, and rockets have a way of failing."
April 20, 2023
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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

Well, that market RUD was pretty nuts.

The overall market was in a pop, drop and then pop again mode. I hope the whipsaw didn't mess you up too bad. The recent earnings were all essentially a mixed bag. Like yesterday, we gapped down and worked our way up the gap fill (and then some). Unlike yesterday, the push upward didn't hold. When the bond market closed at 2pm ET, there was a giant vomit. I wish I knew specifically why. It could be banking concerns. It could be inflation concerns. It could even be because Elon publicly stated he was worried about the economy. Fuck, for all I know, it could be a combo of the three. All I really know is that we are waiting for more earnings reports, economic decisions and there will be tons of chop in the meantime.

 


 

Market Events: Friday, April 21st

09:45 AM       S&P Flash U.S. Services PMI

09:45 AM       S&P Flash U.S. Manufacturing PMI

04:35 PM       Fed Gov Lisa Cook Speaks

 


 

Earnings: April 17th - 21st

Monday: Charles Schwab & State Street

Tuesday: Bank of America, Bank of NY Mellon, Goldman Sachs, Interactive Brokers, J&J, Lockheed Martin, Netflix, Silvergate Cap & United Airlines

Wednesday: Heineken, IBM, Las Vegas Sands, L’Oreal, Morgan Stanley, Nasdaq & Tesla

Thursday: Alaska Air, American Airlines, American Express, AT&T, Blackstone, Philip Morris, Taiwan Semiconductor, Union Pacific & Virtu Financial

Friday: P&G & Schlumberger

 

Note: This is NOT the full list -- I included the names of companies that are popular within the Goonie Community.

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (April 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.77
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (April 20th) 

Daily Realized P&L: +$0

YTD Realized P&L: +$505

 


 

Closed Position(s) 

None

 


 

Current Position(s)

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 28th

  • $419/$421 Call Spread --> Credit: $38
  • $399/$397 Put Spread --> Credit: $34
  • Max Return: $72 & Max Risk: $128
  • Current Value: $45
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 82%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $418/$419 Call Spread --> Credit: $37
  • $403/$402 Put Spread --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $57 & Max Risk: $43
  • Current Value: $57
  • Profit Target: $20
  • Profit Odds: 68%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $422/$423 Call Spread --> Credit: $23
  • $400/$399 Put Spread --> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $41 & Max Risk: $59
  • Current Value: $38
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 80%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $424/$426 Call Spread --> Credit: $46
  • $397/$395 Put Spread --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $83 & Max Risk: $117
  • Current Value: $53
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 85%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 12th

  • $426/$428 Call Spread --> Credit: $40
  • $399/$397 Put Spread --> Credit: $25
  • Max Return: $65 & Max Risk: $135
  • Current Value: $63
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 85%

 


 

New Position(s)

None

 


 

My Thoughts 

Another day of chop, chop and more chop. We violently went nowhere, so I made no moves. I'm sitting on my hands until a trend shows itself. Patience will pay.

(I do wish I kept my TSLA puts... fml)

Thanks for reading -- Much Love!

 


 

Notes

Max Return (Credit Spreads): The credit received when creating the position. This is achieved when you get to the expiration date and the price is below the sold contract for a Call Credit Spread and above the sold contract for a Put Credit Spread.

Max Risk (Credit Spreads): The difference between the spread's two strikes minus the credit received when the position was created.

Breakeven (Credit Spreads): The sold strike plus the credit for CCS and the strike minus the credit for PCS.

 

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.08%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.94%
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Markets were all over the place this week, but big tech held up. SPX finished basically flat, NDX gained about 0.9%, and RTY fell roughly 1.5%. The main event was the Fed, which raised rates 25 bps to 3.75% to 4.00% and kept the door open to another hike later this year.

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Next week is lighter, but there are still a few things worth watching. Tuesday has Fed Vice Chair Philip Jefferson, Wednesday brings S&P Global flash PMIs, and Thursday is the big day with jobless claims, new-home sales, and Trump’s scheduled meeting with Xi Jinping. Friday wraps things up with durable-goods orders. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Market Events

Monday, September 21st

None

 

Tuesday, September 22nd

None

 

Wednesday, September 23rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Sep)

 

Thursday, September 24th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Aug)

 

Friday, Septmber 25th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Sep)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.37
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 39%
  • Profit Factor: 0.87
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 39%
  • Profit Factor: 0.55
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.53
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 3 for 4 times (6 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~75%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 1 Trade

September Record: 18/20 Units

 

Monday, Sept. 14th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $757 / $756) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $702 / $701) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Sept. 15th

No Signal Produced 

 

Wednesday, Sept. 16th

No Signal Produced 

 

Thursday, Sept. 17th

No Signal Produced 

 

Friday, Sept. 18th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $762 / $763) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $720 / $721) 🔴 

 


 

Times I Wish I Bought More NKE

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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PIPER'S RETURN: +$24

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$1,500

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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PIPER'S RETURN: -$152

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Trade One Return: +$1,500

Total Return: +$1,500 (before fees)

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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