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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly || Issue 35
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April 20, 2023
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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

Well, that market RUD was pretty nuts.

The overall market was in a pop, drop and then pop again mode. I hope the whipsaw didn't mess you up too bad. The recent earnings were all essentially a mixed bag. Like yesterday, we gapped down and worked our way up the gap fill (and then some). Unlike yesterday, the push upward didn't hold. When the bond market closed at 2pm ET, there was a giant vomit. I wish I knew specifically why. It could be banking concerns. It could be inflation concerns. It could even be because Elon publicly stated he was worried about the economy. Fuck, for all I know, it could be a combo of the three. All I really know is that we are waiting for more earnings reports, economic decisions and there will be tons of chop in the meantime.

 


 

Market Events: Friday, April 21st

09:45 AM       S&P Flash U.S. Services PMI

09:45 AM       S&P Flash U.S. Manufacturing PMI

04:35 PM       Fed Gov Lisa Cook Speaks

 


 

Earnings: April 17th - 21st

Monday: Charles Schwab & State Street

Tuesday: Bank of America, Bank of NY Mellon, Goldman Sachs, Interactive Brokers, J&J, Lockheed Martin, Netflix, Silvergate Cap & United Airlines

Wednesday: Heineken, IBM, Las Vegas Sands, L’Oreal, Morgan Stanley, Nasdaq & Tesla

Thursday: Alaska Air, American Airlines, American Express, AT&T, Blackstone, Philip Morris, Taiwan Semiconductor, Union Pacific & Virtu Financial

Friday: P&G & Schlumberger

 

Note: This is NOT the full list -- I included the names of companies that are popular within the Goonie Community.

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (April 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.77
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (April 20th) 

Daily Realized P&L: +$0

YTD Realized P&L: +$505

 


 

Closed Position(s) 

None

 


 

Current Position(s)

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 28th

  • $419/$421 Call Spread --> Credit: $38
  • $399/$397 Put Spread --> Credit: $34
  • Max Return: $72 & Max Risk: $128
  • Current Value: $45
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 82%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $418/$419 Call Spread --> Credit: $37
  • $403/$402 Put Spread --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $57 & Max Risk: $43
  • Current Value: $57
  • Profit Target: $20
  • Profit Odds: 68%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $422/$423 Call Spread --> Credit: $23
  • $400/$399 Put Spread --> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $41 & Max Risk: $59
  • Current Value: $38
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 80%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $424/$426 Call Spread --> Credit: $46
  • $397/$395 Put Spread --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $83 & Max Risk: $117
  • Current Value: $53
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 85%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 12th

  • $426/$428 Call Spread --> Credit: $40
  • $399/$397 Put Spread --> Credit: $25
  • Max Return: $65 & Max Risk: $135
  • Current Value: $63
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 85%

 


 

New Position(s)

None

 


 

My Thoughts 

Another day of chop, chop and more chop. We violently went nowhere, so I made no moves. I'm sitting on my hands until a trend shows itself. Patience will pay.

(I do wish I kept my TSLA puts... fml)

Thanks for reading -- Much Love!

 


 

Notes

Max Return (Credit Spreads): The credit received when creating the position. This is achieved when you get to the expiration date and the price is below the sold contract for a Call Credit Spread and above the sold contract for a Put Credit Spread.

Max Risk (Credit Spreads): The difference between the spread's two strikes minus the credit received when the position was created.

Breakeven (Credit Spreads): The sold strike plus the credit for CCS and the strike minus the credit for PCS.

 

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.47%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.79%
  • Russel 2000: +2.09%
  • Bitcoin: -0.52%

Wall Street had a choppy week, with the major indices heading in different directions. The S&P 500 slipped 0.5%, the Nasdaq 100 fell roughly 0.8%, and the Russell 2000 rallied 2%. Tech took the biggest hit as investors started questioning the massive costs behind the AI boom. Meta’s $135 billion to $145 billion spending plans raised some eyebrows, while semiconductor stocks struggled. Tesla beat revenue expectations, but that wasn't enough to shake the broader concerns surrounding tech valuations.

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Next week is shaping up to be a big one. Tuesday brings durable goods orders, new home sales, and consumer confidence. Wednesday features the Fed's rate decision, followed by Q3 GDP and PCE inflation data on Thursday. Friday wraps things up with the employment cost index. Earnings will also be in full swing, with Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon, Intel, ExxonMobil, and Chevron all on deck. Between the Fed, inflation, earnings, and geopolitical headlines, there's no shortage of potential market movers. As always, stick to your plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, October 26th

Morning: Verizon

Tuesday, October 27th

Morning: Coca Cola, Boeing, SoFi & UPS

Evening: Robinhood & Visa

Wednesday, October 28th

Evening: Alphabet, FedEx & Microsoft

Thursday, October 29th

Morning: Caterpillar, Lilly, Mastercard

Evening: Amazon, Coinbase, Intel, Reddit, Roblox, Starbucks & Strategy

Friday, October 30th

Morning: Chevron & Exxon Mobil

 


 

Market Events

Monday, October 26th

None

 

Tuesday, October 27th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    New Homes Sales (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Oct)

 

Wednesday, October 28th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales (Sep)

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Chair Warsh Press Conference

 

Thursday, October 29th

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, October 30th

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Oct)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, October 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.34
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, October 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.76
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, October 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 62%
  • Profit Factor: 2.80
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, October 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 1.33
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, October 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.80
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (8 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 21 Trades

October Record: 40/40 Units

 

Monday, Oct. 19th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $765 / $764) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $716 / $715) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Oct. 13th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Oct. 14th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Oct. 15th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Oct. 16th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $758 / $757) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $701 / $700) 🟢

 


 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$0

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PIPER'S RETURN: +$54

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QQQ Return: +$30 (+100%) per $170 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$54 (+100%) per $346 signal capital requirement

 

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN 1 ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$48

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Trade One: 35 SPX 7,725/7,735 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.80/ea and were bought back at $0.30/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +$1,200 (before fees)

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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