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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly || Issue 35
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April 20, 2023
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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

Well, that market RUD was pretty nuts.

The overall market was in a pop, drop and then pop again mode. I hope the whipsaw didn't mess you up too bad. The recent earnings were all essentially a mixed bag. Like yesterday, we gapped down and worked our way up the gap fill (and then some). Unlike yesterday, the push upward didn't hold. When the bond market closed at 2pm ET, there was a giant vomit. I wish I knew specifically why. It could be banking concerns. It could be inflation concerns. It could even be because Elon publicly stated he was worried about the economy. Fuck, for all I know, it could be a combo of the three. All I really know is that we are waiting for more earnings reports, economic decisions and there will be tons of chop in the meantime.

 


 

Market Events: Friday, April 21st

09:45 AM       S&P Flash U.S. Services PMI

09:45 AM       S&P Flash U.S. Manufacturing PMI

04:35 PM       Fed Gov Lisa Cook Speaks

 


 

Earnings: April 17th - 21st

Monday: Charles Schwab & State Street

Tuesday: Bank of America, Bank of NY Mellon, Goldman Sachs, Interactive Brokers, J&J, Lockheed Martin, Netflix, Silvergate Cap & United Airlines

Wednesday: Heineken, IBM, Las Vegas Sands, L’Oreal, Morgan Stanley, Nasdaq & Tesla

Thursday: Alaska Air, American Airlines, American Express, AT&T, Blackstone, Philip Morris, Taiwan Semiconductor, Union Pacific & Virtu Financial

Friday: P&G & Schlumberger

 

Note: This is NOT the full list -- I included the names of companies that are popular within the Goonie Community.

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (April 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.77
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (April 20th) 

Daily Realized P&L: +$0

YTD Realized P&L: +$505

 


 

Closed Position(s) 

None

 


 

Current Position(s)

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 28th

  • $419/$421 Call Spread --> Credit: $38
  • $399/$397 Put Spread --> Credit: $34
  • Max Return: $72 & Max Risk: $128
  • Current Value: $45
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 82%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $418/$419 Call Spread --> Credit: $37
  • $403/$402 Put Spread --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $57 & Max Risk: $43
  • Current Value: $57
  • Profit Target: $20
  • Profit Odds: 68%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $422/$423 Call Spread --> Credit: $23
  • $400/$399 Put Spread --> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $41 & Max Risk: $59
  • Current Value: $38
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 80%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $424/$426 Call Spread --> Credit: $46
  • $397/$395 Put Spread --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $83 & Max Risk: $117
  • Current Value: $53
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 85%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 12th

  • $426/$428 Call Spread --> Credit: $40
  • $399/$397 Put Spread --> Credit: $25
  • Max Return: $65 & Max Risk: $135
  • Current Value: $63
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 85%

 


 

New Position(s)

None

 


 

My Thoughts 

Another day of chop, chop and more chop. We violently went nowhere, so I made no moves. I'm sitting on my hands until a trend shows itself. Patience will pay.

(I do wish I kept my TSLA puts... fml)

Thanks for reading -- Much Love!

 


 

Notes

Max Return (Credit Spreads): The credit received when creating the position. This is achieved when you get to the expiration date and the price is below the sold contract for a Call Credit Spread and above the sold contract for a Put Credit Spread.

Max Risk (Credit Spreads): The difference between the spread's two strikes minus the credit received when the position was created.

Breakeven (Credit Spreads): The sold strike plus the credit for CCS and the strike minus the credit for PCS.

 

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Goodbye November, Hello December

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +3.73
  • Nasdaq 100: +4.93% 
  • Russel 2000: +5.14%
  • Bitcoin: +6.86%

Stocks drifted higher during the shortened Thanksgiving week, with momentum carrying over from the month-long rally powered by expectations of a December rate cut. Trading volume was light, but the S&P 500 and Nasdaq still managed modest gains as investors leaned into tech strength while the Dow moved more cautiously. With markets closed on Thursday for the holiday and operating a half-day on Friday, the tone stayed upbeat even without fresh catalysts.

Economic data was almost nonexistent because several agencies are still catching up from earlier reporting delays, leaving traders without the usual stream of releases like inflation or income numbers. That absence kept the focus on sentiment instead of fundamentals, and the market didn’t seem to mind. Equities held their ground, volatility stayed contained, and the bullish bias that’s defined November stayed intact.

Looking to next week, the calendar should start normalizing as delayed reports are expected to flow again, potentially including key inflation and spending updates plus a fresh wave of early Q4 earnings. That mix of data and corporate results will matter far more than anything we got this week, and it’ll give traders a clearer read on whether November’s strength can carry into December — or if caution starts to creep back in. As always, stick to your trading and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, Dec 1st

Evening: MongoDB

Tuesday, Dec 2nd

Evening: CrowdStrike & GitLab

Wednesday, Dec 3rd

Morning: Dollar Tree & Macy's

Evening: C3.AI, Salesforce & Snowflake

Thursday, Dec 4th

Morning: Dollar General & Kroger

Evening: DocuSign & ULTA Beauty

Friday, Dec 5th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Dec 1st

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Dec)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Nov)

08:00 PM ET    Fed Chair Powell Speaks

 

Tuesday, Dec 2nd

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Sep)

 

Wednesday, Dec 3rd

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Nov)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Nov)

 

Thursday, Dec 4th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Dec 5th

10:00 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Sep)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Dec 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.80
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Dec 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.84
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Dec 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.08
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Dec 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.92
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Dec 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 3.26
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 2 for 2 times (4 for 4 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 15 Trades

November Record: 24/24 Units

 

Monday, Nov 24th

No Signal Produced

 

TuesdayNov 25th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Nov 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $676 / $675) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $610 / $609) 🟢

 

Thursday, Nov 27th

No Signal Produced -- Market Closed (Thanksgiving)

 

Friday, Nov 28th

No Signal Produced -- Market Half Day

 


 

Pie Consumed

4.6 Slices *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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QQQ Return: +$22 (+100%) per $178 signal capital requirement

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Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 10 SPX 6,810/6,805 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.65/ea and were bought back at $0.05/ea  -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $600!

 

Trade One Return: +$600

Total Return: +$600 (before fees)

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$500

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$48 (+100%)

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:45am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$28 (+100%) per $172 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$48 (+100%) per $352 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 10 SPX 6,820/6,815 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.70/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea  -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $500!

 

Trade One Return: +$500

Total Return: +$500 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for ALMOST AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP! 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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