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Goonie Newsletter (Jan. 15th - Jan. 19th)
January 14, 2024
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The New Era of Crypto

Aloha,

Welcome to the new age of cryptocurrency! The BIG news of the past week shined a bright light on Bitcoin -- The SEC finally approved spot Bitcoin ETFs. If you've been diamond handing digital gold over the past few years or more, a massive congrats to you. I hope the coming years are even more exciting.

Beyond internet monies, there were various other developments over the past week you should know about. There were two inflation reports, CPI & PPI. The data came in hot (higher than expected) and cool (lower than expected) respectively. To make the party even more exciting, Earnings Season officially commenced as well. A handful of major financial players report their performance. Thus far, the results have been a mixed bag. It will take a bit more clarity to know if the bulls or the bears have the upper hand.

Looking ahead there are various macroeconomic and earnings reports dropping in the upcoming, shortened trading week (details posted below). Stay frosty!

Peace,

Matt

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)


 

Market Events

Monday, Jan. 15th

ALL DAY          Market Closed for MLK Day

 

Tuesday, Jan. 16th

09:00 PM ET    China GDP Report (YoY) (Q4)

 

Wednesday, Jan. 17th

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI (YoY)

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales (MoM) (Dec)

 

Thursday, Jan. 18th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Jan)

11:00 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Friday, Jan. 19th

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Dec)

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday

None

 

Tuesday

AM: Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley & PNC

PM: IBKR

 

Wednesday

AM: Charles Schwab

PM: Discover

 

Thursday

AM: TSMC

 

Friday

AM: Ally & SLB

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan. 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.69
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan. 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.51
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan. 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.71
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan. 18th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.59
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan. 19th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 36%
  • Profit Factor: 0.61
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 5 for 5 times (16 for 16 total units) this past week (Signal Accuracy: ~100%). 

FUCKING CRUSHED IT!!!

The Piper bot is running red hot -- I hope you've been to utilize the signal to improve your own degen trading. I'm very happy with the recent performance. It won't be out in the immediate future, but I want you to know I’m working on a new 0 DTE trading system, the Roo bot. Stay tuned!

 

Current Streak: 12

January Record: 30/32

 

Monday Jan. 8th

SPY PUT Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $468 / $467)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $397 / $396)  🟢

 

Tuesday Jan. 9th

SPY PUT Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $471 / $470)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $401 / $400)  🟢

 

Wednesday Jan. 10th

SPY PUT Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $473 / $472)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $405 / $404)  🟢

 

Thursday Jan. 11th

SPY CALL Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $478 / $479)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $411 / $412)  🟢

 

Friday Jan. 12th

SPY CALL Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $475 / $474)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $408 / $407)  🟢

 


 

Top 3 Charts of Interest

MSFT

Microsoft finally broke out! Thus far it's paying nicely. My trailing stop is currently set to $376. I'm currently looking for a test of $400.

 

TSLA

Tesla plummeted to the recently posted target of $225. I personally didn't take this trade (I missed the entry), but I if I had, my trailing stop would be $232, and I would be targeting $205.

 

COIN

BREAKDWON ALERT! If Coinbase doesn't quickly recapture $135, I'd be looking for a fall to $118.

 

Bonus Chart: BTC

Bitcoin recently cratered but bounced at $42k (aka the 48 EMA). If this support level holds, I'd be watching for a nice bounce trade. This would obviously be invalidated if Bitcoin were to close below $41k.

 


 

Times I Puked On The Stair Stepper

 0.4 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.09%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.38%
  • Russel 2000: -0.01%
  • Bitcoin: +2.36%

Last week, stocks were choppy as traders balanced solid economic data with stubborn inflation and higher yields. SPX finished up about 0.1%, NDX gained roughly 0.4%, and RTY added around 0.1%. JOLTS showed about 7.3 million job openings, while both ISM manufacturing and services stayed in expansion. Friday’s jobs report showed 162,000 payroll gains with unemployment holding at 4.1%, which helped push Treasury yields higher.

Iran was also back in focus as renewed U.S.-Iran tensions around the Strait of Hormuz helped send oil higher. Trump said the latest U.S. campaign would not last “too long,” while his administration also appeared to be looking for a path toward de-escalation. On the company side, Broadcom posted another huge quarter, Snowflake kept up strong growth, and Lululemon sank after cutting its outlook again. Adobe also announced that Anil Chakravarthy will take over as CEO in December.

Looking ahead to next week, it's a four-day trading week with markets closed Monday for Labor Day. Thursday brings August PPI, while Friday is the big one with August CPI, real earnings, and preliminary September University of Michigan consumer sentiment. There’s no Fed meeting next week, with the next FOMC decision coming Sept. 16. Oracle and Adobe are also among the bigger earnings reports to watch. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, September 7th

None

Tuesday, September 8th

None

Wednesday, September 9th

None

Thursday, September 10th

Morning: Macy's

Evening: Adobe & Oracle

Friday, Septmber 11th

Morning: Kroger

 


 

Market Events

Monday, September 7th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Labor Day)

 

Tuesday, September 8th

None

 

Wednesday, September 9th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, September 10th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Aug)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, Septmber 11th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 7th)

  • Market Closed All Day (Labor Day)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.02
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.29
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 1.59
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 66%
  • Profit Factor: 0.97
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 37 Trades

August Record: 54/54 Units

September Record: 6/6 Units

 

Monday, Aug. 31st

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 1st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Sept. 2nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept. 3rd

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Sept. 4th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $767 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $715 / $714) 🟢

 


 

Personal Money Invested w/ Nike $NKE

All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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How Low???

THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN A YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$36

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $95 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $90 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $185 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 29 SPX 7,575/7,565 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at ~$0.85/ea and were bought back at ~$0.40/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +1,200 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN A YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$0

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$14

A BEARISH signal, 3/5 strength, was generated around 11:55am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 2 total units!

SPY Return: +$7 (+100%) per $93 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$7 (+100%) per $93 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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