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Goonie Newsletter (Mar. 11th - Mar. 15th)
March 10, 2024
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This Market Is WILD! 

Hei,

I'm getting tired of reporting to all your degens the market hit another new all-time high, but here we are. Just smile & wave, boys!

The major news of last weeks was Fed Chair Powell's congressional testimony. He didn't say this too directly, but he strongly indicated we are getting close to rate cuts. The market loved the idea of loose monetary policy, which is we continued our tip higher. We also got an update on the national unemployment. The data reading came in higher than expected. I know this seems like a negative, but don't forget that the Fed is looking for the unemployment rate to increase. In a paradoxical way, more people being unemployment was bullish for the stock market.

Looking ahead, we have a handful of earnings you might be interested in this upcoming week. They are detailed below, but I think there is more exciting things to consider. Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday all have highly impactful reports. We will be getting both more inflation readings and the results of key bond auctions. Historically, these have had a considerable influence on the intraday price action. Stay frosty!

Ha det,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)


 

Market Events

Monday, Mar. 11th

None

 

Tuesday, Mar. 12th

08:30 AM ET    CPI (YoY) (Feb)

08:30 AM ET    CPI (MoM) (Feb)

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Wednesday, Mar. 13th

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Thursday, Mar. 14th

08:30 AM ET    PPI (MoM) (Feb)

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales (MoM) (Feb)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Mar. 15th

None

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday

PM: Oracle

 

Tuesday

AM: Kohl's

 

Wednesday

AM: Dollar Tree & Petco

 

Thursday

AM: Dick's & Dollar General

PM: Adobe & ULTA

 

Friday

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Mar. 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 4.31
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Mar. 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 0.29
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Mar. 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 0.57
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Mar. 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 40%
  • Profit Factor: 1.68
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Mar. 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.10
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 10 times (16 for 22 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~80%

Piper took a stumble the conclude the week. Overall, she is crushing the entire year, but I do find Friday to be problematic. I don't mind that she lost. I mind that she lost on a 5/5 (bullish) confidence day. From a statistics standpoint, Friday was extremely abnormal for a variety of reasons. There is a chance this was a bad beat, but I want to do some research to see if it's avoidable in the future. I'll let you know what I find!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 0 Trades

March Record: 20/26 Units

 

Monday Mar. 4th 

SPY CALL Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $512 / $511)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $444 / $443)  🟢

 

Tuesday Mar. 5th

SPY CALL Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $511 / $512)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $441 / $442)  🟢

 

Wednesday Mar. 6th

SPY PUT Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $508 / $507)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $437 / $436)  🟢

 

Thursday Mar. 7th

SPY PUT Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $511 / $510)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $440 / $439)  🟢

 

Friday Mar. 8th

SPY PUT Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $515 / $514)  🔴

QQQ PUT Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $445 / $444)  🔴

 


 

Top 5 Charts of Interest

Bitcoin

BTC hit a new all-time high! Congrats to all of you who had the balls to hold! Personally, I think the price goes even higher. I'm a big fan of the "high flag" consolidation. I'll be looking for an open range breakout in the near future.

 

Nvidia

NVDA has been ripping higher and higher for countless days, weeks, and months. Most recently, there was a bearish engulfing candle. This is commonly a sign of buyer exhaustion. I don't think it's smart to bet against such a monster, but I do believe it will need some consolidation before another upside move.

 

Tesla

TSLA is a pivotal price point. If it bounces, I'll be looking for the upside gap fil to $187ish. If this support cannot hold, I'd be expecting the selloff to continue to $165.

 

Meta

META is continuing to dominate -- Nothing but higher highs and higher lows. I'm expecting a brief period of consolidation. After that, I'll be watching closely to try to ride the next leg to the upside.

 

Apple

APPL is getting crushed. I strongly believe there is potential for the price action to lead downward to the $165 support. The bounce or breakdown at the point could have implications on the entire market. Watch this one closely!

 

Bonus Chart: Gold

Similar to digital gold, actual gold is exploding to the heavens. I don't like chasing, so I personally wouldn't be a buyer here. However, if you got your rocket ticket at the end of February when I first started talking about the potential, huge congrats to you!

 


 

Times I Ate Hamburger Helper

 0 * (My fiancée won't allow me)

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.47%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.79%
  • Russel 2000: +2.09%
  • Bitcoin: -0.52%

Wall Street had a choppy week, with the major indices heading in different directions. The S&P 500 slipped 0.5%, the Nasdaq 100 fell roughly 0.8%, and the Russell 2000 rallied 2%. Tech took the biggest hit as investors started questioning the massive costs behind the AI boom. Meta’s $135 billion to $145 billion spending plans raised some eyebrows, while semiconductor stocks struggled. Tesla beat revenue expectations, but that wasn't enough to shake the broader concerns surrounding tech valuations.

On the economic front, October's flash PMI showed business activity was still growing, although inflation remained a concern. Housing starts fell 5.2%, while leading economic indicators were flat. Meanwhile, tensions between Trump and Iran continued to shake up energy markets, pushing Brent crude above $116 per barrel. Trump suggested the conflict could end quickly, but uncertainty around oil prices remains. Elsewhere, reports of a potential SpaceX wireless carrier weighed on AT&T and T-Mobile.

Next week is shaping up to be a big one. Tuesday brings durable goods orders, new home sales, and consumer confidence. Wednesday features the Fed's rate decision, followed by Q3 GDP and PCE inflation data on Thursday. Friday wraps things up with the employment cost index. Earnings will also be in full swing, with Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon, Intel, ExxonMobil, and Chevron all on deck. Between the Fed, inflation, earnings, and geopolitical headlines, there's no shortage of potential market movers. As always, stick to your plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

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Earnings

Monday, October 26th

Morning: Verizon

Tuesday, October 27th

Morning: Coca Cola, Boeing, SoFi & UPS

Evening: Robinhood & Visa

Wednesday, October 28th

Evening: Alphabet, FedEx & Microsoft

Thursday, October 29th

Morning: Caterpillar, Lilly, Mastercard

Evening: Amazon, Coinbase, Intel, Reddit, Roblox, Starbucks & Strategy

Friday, October 30th

Morning: Chevron & Exxon Mobil

 


 

Market Events

Monday, October 26th

None

 

Tuesday, October 27th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    New Homes Sales (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Oct)

 

Wednesday, October 28th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales (Sep)

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Chair Warsh Press Conference

 

Thursday, October 29th

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, October 30th

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Oct)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, October 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.34
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, October 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.76
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, October 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 62%
  • Profit Factor: 2.80
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, October 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 1.33
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, October 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.80
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (8 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 21 Trades

October Record: 40/40 Units

 

Monday, Oct. 19th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $765 / $764) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $716 / $715) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Oct. 13th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Oct. 14th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Oct. 15th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Oct. 16th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $758 / $757) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $701 / $700) 🟢

 


 

Apple Cider Donuts Consumed

All of them *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Thursday, October 29th

Welcome To Chop City!

THICC RETURN: +$2,500

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN TWO YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$36

A BEARISH signal, 3/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 2 total units!

SPY Return: +$16 (+100%) per $84 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $80 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $164 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 7,735/7,745 Call Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.75/ea and were bought back at $0.50/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$2,500

Total Return: +$2,500 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN TWO YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$2,500) || Welcome To Chop City!
Thursday, October 29th

Welcome To Chop City!

THICC RETURN: +$2,500

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN TWO YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$36

A BEARISH signal, 3/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 2 total units!

SPY Return: +$16 (+100%) per $84 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $80 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $164 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 7,735/7,745 Call Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.75/ea and were bought back at $0.50/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$2,500

Total Return: +$2,500 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN TWO YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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