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Goonie Newsletter (May 20th - May 24th)
May 19, 2024
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Hello, New All-Time Highs!

Hola Mi Amigo,

It's been a few weeks, but the market successfully locked in a new all-time high! The path to new heights was a strange one, but I hope you are printing regardless.

There are various things I think we should chat about. First, the macroeconomic situation is a confusing mess. There were two inflation reports last week. The PPI came in hot (high), while the CPI report came in cool (low). Beyond the obvious contradiction, the reports are continuing with the troubling trend we've seen since the start of the year. Inflation is persisting to quantifiably and qualitatively plague our lives. Does it make sense that the market is at a new high? Not really, but it doesn't matter. Money is made by riding the trend. As much as it might not make sense, the market can remain illogical longer than you can remain solvent.

The new chapter of Meme Mania is another example of illogical market behavior. Crazy things happen -- It's part of the game. When you stop trying to make sense of irrational actions, your life will be much easier. I do want to reiterate my words from early in the week. I deeply believe this is a tradable event. Money can be made by playing both the upside and the downside. I think the people who lose will be those who overstay their welcome. The traders who refuse to admit the trend has changed and transform into investors. The trend if your friend for a reason. I beg you to not let an amazing windfall disappear.

This upcoming week is bound to be an exciting one. We have various market/economy announcements. There are also a few "big" earnings reports coming out as we get close to the end of earnings season. As always, stick to your plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Ciao,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Market Events

Monday, May 20th

10:30 AM ET    Fed Vice Chair Philip Jefferson Speaks

 

Tuesday, May 21st

09:00 AM ET    Fed Governor Christopher Waller Speaks

11:45 AM ET    Fed Vice Chair Michael Barr Speaks

07:00 PM ET    Fed President Bostic, Collins & Mester Speak

 

Wednesday, May 22nd

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Apr)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Meeting Minutes

 

Thursday, May 23rd

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global US Manufacturing PMI (May)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (May)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales

03:00 PM ET    Atlanta Fed President Raphael Bostic Speaks

 

Friday, May 24th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods Orders (MoM) (Apr)

09:35 AM ET    Fed Governor Christopher Waller Speaks

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday

Evening: Zoom

Tuesday

Morning: AutoZone, Lowe's & Macy's

Evening: Urban Outfitters

Wednesday

Morning: Target & TJX

Evening: Nvidia & Snowflake

Thursday

Morning: BJs, Ralph Lauren & TD Bank

Evening: Intuit

Friday

None


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, May 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 40%
  • Profit Factor: 0.83
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, May 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 1.07
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, May 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 40%
  • Profit Factor: 1.37
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, May 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.78
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 76%
  • Profit Factor: 3.87
  • Bias: VERY Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 9 for 10 times (16 for 17 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~90%

Piper is back to her MARKET-DOMINATING ways -- I love to see it! I'm going to let her continue to cook. While she's in the kitchen, I want to let you know we have multiple new systems that will be going live soon. Stay tuned!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

May Record: 25/27 Units

 

Monday May 13th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $523 / $524)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $445 / $446)  🟢

 

Tuesday May 14th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $520 / $519)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $441 / $440)  🟢

 

Wednesday May 15th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $525 / $524)  🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $446 / $445)  🟢

 

Thursday May 16th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $529 / $528)  🔴

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $452 / $451)  🟢

 

Friday May 17th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $530 / $531)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $453 / $454)  🟢

 


 

Times I Cried on The Stair Stepper

 8.4 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.47%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.79%
  • Russel 2000: +2.09%
  • Bitcoin: -0.52%

Wall Street had a choppy week, with the major indices heading in different directions. The S&P 500 slipped 0.5%, the Nasdaq 100 fell roughly 0.8%, and the Russell 2000 rallied 2%. Tech took the biggest hit as investors started questioning the massive costs behind the AI boom. Meta’s $135 billion to $145 billion spending plans raised some eyebrows, while semiconductor stocks struggled. Tesla beat revenue expectations, but that wasn't enough to shake the broader concerns surrounding tech valuations.

On the economic front, October's flash PMI showed business activity was still growing, although inflation remained a concern. Housing starts fell 5.2%, while leading economic indicators were flat. Meanwhile, tensions between Trump and Iran continued to shake up energy markets, pushing Brent crude above $116 per barrel. Trump suggested the conflict could end quickly, but uncertainty around oil prices remains. Elsewhere, reports of a potential SpaceX wireless carrier weighed on AT&T and T-Mobile.

Next week is shaping up to be a big one. Tuesday brings durable goods orders, new home sales, and consumer confidence. Wednesday features the Fed's rate decision, followed by Q3 GDP and PCE inflation data on Thursday. Friday wraps things up with the employment cost index. Earnings will also be in full swing, with Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon, Intel, ExxonMobil, and Chevron all on deck. Between the Fed, inflation, earnings, and geopolitical headlines, there's no shortage of potential market movers. As always, stick to your plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, October 26th

Morning: Verizon

Tuesday, October 27th

Morning: Coca Cola, Boeing, SoFi & UPS

Evening: Robinhood & Visa

Wednesday, October 28th

Evening: Alphabet, FedEx & Microsoft

Thursday, October 29th

Morning: Caterpillar, Lilly, Mastercard

Evening: Amazon, Coinbase, Intel, Reddit, Roblox, Starbucks & Strategy

Friday, October 30th

Morning: Chevron & Exxon Mobil

 


 

Market Events

Monday, October 26th

None

 

Tuesday, October 27th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    New Homes Sales (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Oct)

 

Wednesday, October 28th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales (Sep)

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Chair Warsh Press Conference

 

Thursday, October 29th

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, October 30th

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Oct)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, October 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.34
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, October 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.76
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, October 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 62%
  • Profit Factor: 2.80
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, October 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 1.33
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, October 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.80
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (8 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 21 Trades

October Record: 40/40 Units

 

Monday, Oct. 19th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $765 / $764) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $716 / $715) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Oct. 13th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Oct. 14th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Oct. 15th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Oct. 16th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $758 / $757) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $701 / $700) 🟢

 


 

Apple Cider Donuts Consumed

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$2,000) || Up, Up & Away!
Tuesday, October 27th

Up, Up & Away!

THICC RETURN: +$2,000

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for TWO ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$56

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:40am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$30 (+100%) per $170 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$26 (+100%) per $174 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$56 (+100%) per $344 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 40 SPX 7,670/7,660 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.40/ea and were bought back at $0.90/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $2,000!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$2,000

Total Return: +$2,000 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for TWO ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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