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Wednesday, August 28th

Matt Kohrs

August 28, 2024

Winner's Wednesday

TODAY'S GAIN: +$1,950

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES CRUSHED -- Today's trades would have paid for ALMOST FOUR ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS!!!

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Piper's Picks

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:05am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$80 (+100%) per $120 signal cost

QQQ Return: +$82 (+100%) per $158 signal cost

Total Return: +$162 (+100%) -- This could easily be scaled per $278 signal cost

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 15 SPX 5630/5635 Call Credit Spreads (Piper Trade Strategy)This trade worked out perfectly! There was a clear weakness this morning, so I knew I would be placing a bearish (or neutral) trade. I decided to front run Piper, but that wasn't problematic today. Twenty minutes after my trade was entered, Piper fired a bearish signal. I was confident I was on the right side of the trend and simply needed to wait to be paid. My entry was $1.50/ea, and I locked in my profits at $0.20/ea -- This means my REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,950.

Total Return: $1,950 (before fees)

These trades would have paid for ALMOST FOUR ENITRE YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!!!

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Goonie Newsletter (June 8th - 12th)

Down But Not Out

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

S&P 500: -2.59%
Nasdaq 100: -4.53%
Russel 2000: -3.41%
Bitcoin: -16.81%

Last week, the market finally hit an air pocket. The S&P 500 dropped 2.6%, snapping a nine-week winning streak, while the Nasdaq got hit even harder with a 4.7% weekly slide as AI, chips, and high-multiple tech names came under pressure. Bitcoin was even uglier, falling roughly 15% to 18% on the week and briefly dipping below $60,000, as risk appetite faded fast.

The big spark was Friday’s May jobs report, which came in much hotter than expected with 172,000 jobs added and unemployment holding at 4.3%. That pushed Treasury yields higher and revived the “higher for longer” trade, which is exactly what crowded tech longs did not want to see. Earlier in the week, ISM manufacturing and services, JOLTS, ADP, construction spending, productivity, and factory orders all added to the picture of an economy that still has momentum, but also inflation pressure. Earnings added fuel too, with Broadcom, CrowdStrike, Lululemon, Dollar General, Ciena, HPE, and Rubrik among the key names in focus. Trump and Iran also stayed in the background as a market concern, with Iran-related headlines continuing to feed worries about oil, inflation, and global risk.

Looking ahead to next week, the main event is inflation. CPI and real earnings hit Wednesday, PPI follows Thursday, and BLS employer cost data lands Friday. Tuesday also brings April U.S. trade data from the BEA, the annual trade update, and NFIB small business optimism, while Friday includes the preliminary University of Michigan consumer sentiment report. No FOMC decision is scheduled next week, but these inflation and sentiment numbers will matter a lot after Friday’s hot jobs report put rate-hike risk back on the table. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, June 8th

Morning: Campbell's

Tuesday, June 9th

Evening: Cracker Barrel

Wednesday, June 10th

Morning: Chewy

Evening: Oracle

Thursday, June 11th

Evening: Adobe

Friday, June 12th

None

Market Events

Monday, June 8th

None

Tuesday, June 9th

10:00 AM ET Existing Home Sales (May)

Wednesday, June 10th

08:30 AM ET CPI MoM & YoY (May)

10:30 AM ET Crude Oil Inventories

01:00 PM ET 10-Year Note Auction

Thursday, June 11th

08:30 AM ET PPI MoM & YoY (May)

08:30 AM ET Initial Jobless Claim

Friday, June 12th

10:00 AM ET Consumer Sentiment (June)

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, June 8th)

Bull Win Percentage: 54%
Profit Factor: 1.44
Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, June 9th)

Bull Win Percentage: 43%
Profit Factor: 0.40
Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, June 10th)

Bull Win Percentage: 39%
Profit Factor: 0.64
Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, June 11th)

Bull Win Percentage: 57%
Profit Factor: 0.44
Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, June 12th)

Bull Win Percentage: 54%
Profit Factor: 0.79
Bias: Neutral

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (12 for 12 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 25 Trades

June Record: 12/12 Units

Monday, June 1st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $753 / $752) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $734 / $733) 🟢

Tuesday, June 2nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $756 / $755) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $738 / $737) 🟢

Wednesday, June 3rd

No Signal Produced

Thursday, June 4th

No Signal Produced

Friday, June 5th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $753 / $754) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $733 / $734) 🟢

New Dad Brain Functioning Capcaity

12% *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

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THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$26

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:20am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!