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Wednesday, August 28th
August 28, 2024
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Winner's Wednesday

TODAY'S GAIN: +$1,950

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES CRUSHED -- Today's trades would have paid for ALMOST FOUR ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS!!!

If you want to learn what I do and how I do it, let me teach you! This is the perfect time to join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can trade with me and other degens daily for FREE!

IMPORTANT REMINDER: The Goonie Trading Discord's membership fee is increasing in one week. I highly recommend you take advantage of the FREE one-month trial before the switch. If you decide to stay, you will be grandfathered into your current deal. This means you can lock in your current rate forever. If the community is not for you, you can cancel your membership within the first month and you'll never be charged. This is truly a riskless opportunity for you -- Sign up today!

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Piper's Picks

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:05am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$80 (+100%) per $120 signal cost

QQQ Return: +$82 (+100%) per $158 signal cost

Total Return: +$162 (+100%) -- This could easily be scaled per $278 signal cost

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 15 SPX 5630/5635 Call Credit Spreads (Piper Trade Strategy)This trade worked out perfectly! There was a clear weakness this morning, so I knew I would be placing a bearish (or neutral) trade. I decided to front run Piper, but that wasn't problematic today. Twenty minutes after my trade was entered, Piper fired a bearish signal. I was confident I was on the right side of the trend and simply needed to wait to be paid. My entry was $1.50/ea, and I locked in my profits at $0.20/ea -- This means my REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,950.

 

Total Return: $1,950 (before fees)

 

These trades would have paid for ALMOST FOUR ENITRE YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!!!

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Goonie Newsletter (February 16th - 20th)

Going For Gold!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.39
  • Nasdaq 100: -1.37% 
  • Russel 2000: -0.84%
  • Bitcoin: -2.43%
  • Gold: +1.51% 
  • Silver: -0.33%

Stocks had a choppy week, with a classic “good vibes Monday, bad vibes Friday” feel. Big tech led the mood swings as investors kept wrestling with how fast AI is reshaping winners and losers. By the closing bell Friday, the week still finished in the red: the S&P 500 fell about 1.4%, the Dow slipped about 1.2%, and the Nasdaq took the bigger hit, down about 2.1%.

On the data front, it was one of those weeks where every macro print had a vote. Tuesday brought the delayed retail sales read, which basically said consumers didn’t fall off a cliff, but they weren’t exactly doing cartwheels either. Wednesday’s January jobs report showed payroll growth at 130,000 with the unemployment rate at 4.3%, plus notable downward revisions to prior months that cooled some of the “too hot” talk. Thursday had weekly jobless claims staying in a “nothing’s breaking” zone, while the housing update was a gut check: existing home sales for January dropped 8.4% to a low not seen since late 2023. Then Friday’s CPI for January came in softer than expected, giving rates a little breathing room and helping stabilize the tape into the weekend.

Looking ahead to next week, it's shorter but still packed. Markets are closed Monday for Presidents Day. Tuesday brings the NAHB homebuilder sentiment index, a quick pulse check on housing confidence. Wednesday is the main event with the Fed’s minutes from the Jan 27–28 meeting, which traders will comb for how close the committee is to another cut. Thursday is busy again with weekly jobless claims, the Conference Board’s Leading Economic Index, and pending home sales, so expect the “rates vs growth” tug-of-war to keep going even in a four-day week. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

 
Best,

Thicc Kohrs

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Earnings

Monday, Feb 16th

None

Tuesday, Feb 17th

Evening: Palo Alto Networks

Wednesday, Feb 18th

Evening: Carvana

Thursday, Feb 19th

Morning: John Deere, Klarna & Walmart

Evening: Texas Roadhouse

Friday, Feb 20th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Feb 16th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Washington's Birthday)

 

Tuesday, Feb 17th

None

 

Wednesday, Feb 18th

08:00 AM ET    Durable Goods Orders MoM & YoY (Dec)

02:00 AM ET    FOMC Meeting Minutes

 

Thursday, Feb 19th

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Feb)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Feb 20th

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Dec)

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q4)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Feb)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Dec)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Feb 16th)

  • Market Closed (Washington's Birthday)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Feb 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 75%
  • Profit Factor: 5.13
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Feb 18th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.72
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Feb 19th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 36%
  • Profit Factor: 0.24
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Feb 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 36%
  • Profit Factor: 0.15
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 10 times (16 for 20 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~80%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 6 Trades

February Record: 36/40 Units

 

Monday, Feb 9th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $688 / $687) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $605 / $604) 🟢

 

TuesdayFeb 10th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $693 / $692) 🔴

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $512 / $511) 🔴

 

Wednesday, Feb 11th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $698 / $699) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $617 / $618) 🟢

 

Thursday, Feb 12th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $696 / $697) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $616 / $617) 🟢

 

Friday, Feb 12th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $677 / $676) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $596 / $595) 🟢

 


 

Times I Thought I Should Join The Olympics

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$3,240) || Golden Run
Tuesday, February 17th

Golden Run

THICC RETURN: +$3,240

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN THREE YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$42

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:30am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$26 (+100%) per $174 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$42 (+100%) per $358 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 40 SPX 6,850/6,860 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $1.31/ea (average) and were bought back at $0.50/ea (average) -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $3,240!

 

Trade One Return: +$3,240

Total Return: +$3,240 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN THREE YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$2,100) || TGIF!
Friday, February 13th

TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$2,100

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN TWO YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$52

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:30am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$26 (+100%) per $174 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$26 (+100%) per $174 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$52 (+100%) per $348 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 30 SPX 6,795/6,785 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.00/ea and were bought back at $0.30/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $2,100!

 

Trade One Return: +$2,100

Total Return: +$2,100 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN TWO YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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