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Making That Money!

TODAY'S GAIN: +$2,250

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- These trades would have paid for MORE THAN SIX YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS!!!

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Piper's Picks

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:30am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).One Hit & One Missed :(

SPY Return: -$52 per $174 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

Total Return: -$38 per $360 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 15 SPX 5515/5510 Put Credit Spreads (Piper Strategy)I decided to take the Piper signal today for my first trade of the day. As you can see, it quickly went against me. I cut the position as soon as my risk was hit. I sold the PCS at $1.00 and bought them back at $2.20/ea-- This means my realized loss was $1,800.

 

Trade Two: 30 SPX 5545/550 Call Credit Spreads (Piper Hedge Strategy) When the risk was hit on the previous trade, I followed by system an executed a hedge to protect myself. This CCS worked out beautifully. I sold the spread at $1.00/ea and bought them back at $0.10/ea -- This means my REALIZED GAIN WAS $2,700!

 

Trade Three: 5 SPX 5515/5520 Call Credit Spreads (Scalp Strategy) Trade Three was a fun little scalp trade. It was up considerably more, but the market reverse on me around 2pm. I figured it was silly to let a really green trade turn red, so I took my profits when it was getting close. The spread was sold at $2.50/ea and bought back at $2.00/ea -- This means my REALIZED GAIN WAS $250!

 

Trade Four: 20 SPX 5525/5530 Call Credit Spreads (Scalp Strategy) This trade was made out of boredom. I saw the market showed signs of being rejected at its closing value from yesterday, so I figured I would take a stab at it by selling some call. The spread was sold at $0.85/ea and bought back at $0.30/ea -- This means my REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,100!

 

Trade One Return: -$1,800

Trade Two Return: +$2,700

Trade Three Return: +$250

Trade Four Return: +$1,100

Total Return: +$2,250 (before fees)

 

These trades would have paid for MORE THAN SIX YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!!!

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Happy New Year! 

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.40% (New Record High)
  • Nasdaq 100: +1.18% 
  • Russel 2000: +0.21%
  • Bitcoin: -0.90%

Stocks wrapped up the holiday week quietly higher, keeping the Santa rally narrative intact. With an early close on Christmas Eve and markets shut on Christmas Day, volume was thin and price action was smooth rather than exciting. The S&P 500, Nasdaq, and Dow all nudged higher, mostly drifting upward as traders avoided rocking the boat during a shortened week.

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Market Events

Monday, Dec 29th

10:00 AM ET    Pending Home Sales (Nov)

 

Tuesday, Dec 30th

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Meeting Minutes (Dec)

 

Wednesday, Dec 31st

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Thursday, Jan 1st

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Happy New Year!)

 

Friday, Jan 2nd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Dec)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Dec 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 1.22
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Dec 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 30%
  • Profit Factor: 0.25
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Dec 31st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.68
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 1st)

  • Market Closed (Happy New Year!)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 0.67
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (12 for 12 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 45 Trades

December Record: 58/58 Units

 

Monday, Dec 22nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $682 / $681) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $616 / $615) 🟢

 

TuesdayDec 23rd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $683 / $682) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $617 / $616) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Dec 24th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Dec 25th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Dec 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $689 / $688) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $622 / $621) 🟢

 


 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$780

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$26 (+100%)

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:50am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$10 (+100%) per $190 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$26 (+100%) per $374 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 12 SPX 6,880/6,890 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $1.05/ea and were bought back at $0.40/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $780!

 

Trade One Return: +$780

Total Return: +$780 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Wednesday, December 31st

Happy New Year!

THICC RETURN: +$660

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$24 (+100%)

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:50am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$10 (+100%) per $190 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$24 (+100%) per $376 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 12 SPX 6,905/6,915 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $0.75/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $660!

 

Trade One Return: +$660

Total Return: +$660 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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