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Weekly Realized Gain: +$4,120

The Goonie Trading Discord is getting paid! If you're receiving this email and not in the discord yet, what are you waiting for? You can learn what we do and how we do it for free! 

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Personal Trades

The trading week was relatively quiet, but very profitable. I truly hope you got yours! My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- LOCKED IN $4,120!!!

Realized Returns -->

Mon. (11/25): +$1,020

Tue. (11/26): +$1,000

Wed. (11/27): +$2,100

Thur. (11/28): +$0

Fri. (11/29): +$0

Total Weekly Return: +$4,120 (before fees)

 

Piper's Trades

Piper's system posted a perfect performance. On a $1,000 account, which is more than would be required to take all the posted trades, the return would have been more than 14% IN ONE WEEK.

Piper's Returns -->

Mon. (11/25): +$26

Tue. (11/26): +$80

Wed. (11/27): +$36

Thur. (11/28): +$0

Fri. (11/29): +$0

Total Weekly Return: +$142 (Max Risk: $374)

 

The TLDR

My personal trades PAID FOR MORE THAN 6 YEARS OF DISCORD MEMBERSHIP. If you want to be a better trader, the time is now! You can join me for FREE!

You can get Discord access for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

How To Join The Goonie Discord (For FREE)

Join the Goonie Discord if you want access to any of the following:

  • My Live Trades & Thoughts
  • Weekly Teaching Sessions
  • Weekly Newsletter
  • Trading Competitions
  • Texas Roadhouse Talk

Remember you can join the Discord for FREE with the code GOONIE (Click Here!). This code will allow to become a Locals "supporter". Supporters get full access to the entire Locals Community & Goonie Discord server.

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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January Sets Another Record

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.38%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.92% 
  • Russel 2000: +2.32%
  • Bitcoin: +5.51%

Last week, markets mostly went sideways. Indexes tested highs early and then cooling off into the end of the week. It felt like a classic pause. Small caps held up better than expected, big tech picked its spots, and rates stayed in focus as the 10-year hovered in the low-to-mid 4s. Earnings season got rolling, but overall price action said traders were still waiting for a clearer macro signal before committing.

The economic data was the main driver. December CPI showed inflation continuing to cool without collapsing, which was enough to keep the soft-landing narrative alive. Headline prices rose 0.3% month over month and 2.7% year over year, while core CPI came in at 0.2% and 2.6%. Retail sales for November surprised to the upside, pointing to a consumer that is still spending, and industrial production for December jumped 0.4%, reinforcing the idea that growth is slowing but not stalling.

Looking ahead to next week, the reporting is lighter but still important. The focus shifts to housing and economic momentum, starting with pending home sales on Wednesday, jobless claims on Thursday, and the S&P Global flash PMIs on Friday. Don't forget that markets are closed Monday for Martin Luther King Jr. Day. With a shortened week and sentiment-sensitive data, expect quick reactions, thin liquidity, and the usual tendency for traders to change their minds at least once. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, Jan 19th

None

Tuesday, Jan 20th

Morning: 3M

Evening: Interactive Brokers, Netflix & United

Wednesday, Jan 21st

Morning: J&J

Thursday, Jan 22nd

Morning: P&G

Evening: Capital One & Intel

Friday, Jan 23rd

Morning: SLB

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Jan 19th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (MLK Day)

 

Tuesday, Jan 20th

None

 

Wednesday, Jan 21st

08:30 AM ET    Trump Speaks

 

Thursday, Jan 22nd

08:30 AM ET    GDP (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Nov) 

 

Friday, Jan 23rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services & Manufacturing PMI (Jan)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Jan)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan 19th)

  • Market Closed All Day

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.26
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 9 for 10 times (18 for 20 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~90%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

January Record: 36/40 Units

 

Monday, Jan 12th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $690 / $689) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $622 / $621) 🟢

 

TuesdayJan 13th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $691) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $622) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Jan 14th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $693) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $624 / $625) 🟢

 

Thursday, Jan 15th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $691) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $622) 🔴

 

Friday, Jan 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $695 / $696) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $626 / $627) 🟢

 


 

Times Piper Manipulated The Market

27 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Tuesday, January 20th

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

No Trades for Me! (Too choppy)

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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TGIF!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$20

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:40am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).

Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$10 (+100%) per $190 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$10 (+100%) per $190 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$20 (+100%) per $380 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

No Trades -- The option's premium had already decayed too much for my liking.

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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