Goodbye May, Hello June

Hey,

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

• S&P 500: +1.88%
• Nasdaq 100: +2.03% 
• Russel 2000: +1.19%
• Bitcoin: -3.07%

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

Earnings

Monday, June 2nd

Morning: Cambell's

Tuesday, June 3rd

Morning: Dollar General & NIO

Evening: Crowdstrike

Wednesday, June 4th

Morning: Dollar Tree

Evening: MongoDB

Thursday, June 5th

Evening: Broadcom, DocuSign & Lululemon 

Friday, June 6th

None

Market Events

Monday, June 2nd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (May)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (May)

01:00 PM ET    Fed Chair Powell Speaks

Tuesday, June 3rd

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (May)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Apr)

Wednesday, June 4th

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (May)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (May)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (May)

Thursday, June 5th

08:30 AM ET    ECB Interest Rate Decision (June)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

Friday, June 6th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Rate (May)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (May)

08:30 AM ET    Avg. Hourly Earnings (May)

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, June 2nd)

• Bull Win Percentage: 74%
• Profit Factor: 1.52
• Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, June 3rd)

• Bull Win Percentage: 81%
• Profit Factor: 17.73
• Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, June 4th)

• Bull Win Percentage: 44%
• Profit Factor: 0.95
• Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, June 5th)

• • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 1.81
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, June 6th)

• • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 1.61
  • Bias: Bullish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (14 for 14 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 10 Trades

May Record: 42/44 Units

Monday, May 26th

No Signal Produced (Market Closed -- Memorial Day)

Tuesday, May 27th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $584 / $583) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $514 / $513) 🟢

Wednesday, May 28th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $588 / $587) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $519 / $518) 🟢

Thursday, May 29th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $587 / $586) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $518 / $517) 🟢

Friday, May 30th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $585 / $584) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $515 / $514) 🟢

Times I Shouted "Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner!"

 62 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

WTF Elon?!

THICC RETURN: -$13,125

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: -$158

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).SPY Hit & QQQ Missed

SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: -$178 per $178 signal capital requirement

Total Return: -$158 per $358 signal capital requirement

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trades

Got cooked.

Total Return: -$13,125 (before fees)

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

PRINTING!!!

THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for TWO YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$40 (+100%)

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:15am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$24 (+100%) per $176 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$40 (+100%) per $360 signal capital requirement

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 5,945/5,940 Put Credit Spreads (Piper Strategy)These PCS's were sold at $0.60/ea and all expired worthless -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +$1,200 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for TWO YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.