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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$2,750) || TGIF!!!
Friday, May 23rd
May 23, 2025
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TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$2,750

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADE PAID BIGLY -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN FOUR YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$0 

No signal produced today

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 25 SPX 5,795/5,790 Put Credit Spreads (Vibe Trading)These PCS's were sold at $1.10/ea and all expired worthless -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $2,750!

 

Trade One Return: +$2,750

Total Return: +$2,750 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN FOUR YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Time To Be Bearish?!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.95
  • Nasdaq 100: -3.07% 
  • Russel 2000: -0.84%
  • Bitcoin: -9.98%

Last week, the market spent time bouncing between AI-fueled excitement and tech-led panic. Monday opened weak as Nvidia and other mega-cap names dragged the major indexes lower. Midweek, strong earnings from Nvidia and Walmart provided a brief spark, but valuation worries quickly took over and sent tech sharply lower on Thursday. A small Friday rebound helped stabilize things, though the S&P and Nasdaq still finished the week in the red.

The macro calendar delivered plenty of noise thanks to the post-shutdown data backlog. Early in the week, regional manufacturing and homebuilder sentiment reminded traders that parts of the economy are still cooling. Wednesday’s FOMC minutes didn’t change the broader outlook, while Thursday’s jobless claims showed a labor market that’s slowly losing momentum. By Friday, a wave of delayed releases—payrolls, durable goods, inventories, personal income and spending, confidence surveys, and housing data—painted a mixed picture. Consumers are still spending, but overall sentiment remains shaky.

Looking ahead to next week, the schedule thins out but still has key checkpoints. Tuesday brings fresh readings on consumer confidence and business inventories. Wednesday packs the bigger punch with the next GDP estimate, the advance durable goods report, and the latest personal income and PCE inflation data. Markets close Thursday for Thanksgiving and shut early on Friday, so expect thin liquidity, and potentially outsized reactions if any midweek data surprises. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

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Earnings

Monday, Nov 24th

Evening: Zoom

Tuesday, Nov 25th

Morning: Alibaba, Best Buy & NIO

Evening: Dell

Wednesday, Nov 26th

Morning: John Deere

Thursday, Nov 27th

None

Friday, Nov 28th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Nov 24th

None

 

Tuesday, Nov 25th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Nov)

 

Wednesday, Nov 26th

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods Orders MoM & YoY (Sep)

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Sep)

 

Thursday, Nov 27th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Happy Thanksgiving!)

 

Friday, Nov 28th

01:00 PM ET    Market Closes Early

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Nov 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 2.62
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Nov 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.89
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Nov 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 2.43
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Nov 27th)

  • Market Closed All Day (Thanksgiving)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Nov 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 0.75
  • Bias: Neutral
  • Market Half Day

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 0 for 0 times (0 for 0 total units) this past week. Volatility was too high for Piper to fire.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 13 Trades

November Record: 20/20 Units

 

Monday, Nov 17th

No Signal Produced

 

TuesdayNov 18th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Nov 19th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Nov 20th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Nov 21st

No Signal Produced

 


 

Times I Almost Blew All of My Apex Accounts

1 (Very painful, but also very lucky) *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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November 21, 2025
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Daily Degen Trade Report || TGIF!
Friday, November 21st

TGIF!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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November 20, 2025
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Daily Degen Trade Report || Bloody Thursday :(
Thursday, November 20th

Bloody Thursday :(

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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