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Goodbye November, Hello December || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (December 1st - 5th)
November 30, 2025
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Goodbye November, Hello December

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +3.73
  • Nasdaq 100: +4.93% 
  • Russel 2000: +5.14%
  • Bitcoin: +6.86%

Stocks drifted higher during the shortened Thanksgiving week, with momentum carrying over from the month-long rally powered by expectations of a December rate cut. Trading volume was light, but the S&P 500 and Nasdaq still managed modest gains as investors leaned into tech strength while the Dow moved more cautiously. With markets closed on Thursday for the holiday and operating a half-day on Friday, the tone stayed upbeat even without fresh catalysts.

Economic data was almost nonexistent because several agencies are still catching up from earlier reporting delays, leaving traders without the usual stream of releases like inflation or income numbers. That absence kept the focus on sentiment instead of fundamentals, and the market didn’t seem to mind. Equities held their ground, volatility stayed contained, and the bullish bias that’s defined November stayed intact.

Looking to next week, the calendar should start normalizing as delayed reports are expected to flow again, potentially including key inflation and spending updates plus a fresh wave of early Q4 earnings. That mix of data and corporate results will matter far more than anything we got this week, and it’ll give traders a clearer read on whether November’s strength can carry into December — or if caution starts to creep back in. As always, stick to your trading and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Dec 1st

Evening: MongoDB

Tuesday, Dec 2nd

Evening: CrowdStrike & GitLab

Wednesday, Dec 3rd

Morning: Dollar Tree & Macy's

Evening: C3.AI, Salesforce & Snowflake

Thursday, Dec 4th

Morning: Dollar General & Kroger

Evening: DocuSign & ULTA Beauty

Friday, Dec 5th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Dec 1st

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Dec)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Nov)

08:00 PM ET    Fed Chair Powell Speaks

 

Tuesday, Dec 2nd

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Sep)

 

Wednesday, Dec 3rd

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Nov)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Nov)

 

Thursday, Dec 4th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Dec 5th

10:00 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Sep)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Dec 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.80
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Dec 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.84
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Dec 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.08
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Dec 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.92
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Dec 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 3.26
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 2 for 2 times (4 for 4 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 15 Trades

November Record: 24/24 Units

 

Monday, Nov 24th

No Signal Produced

 

TuesdayNov 25th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Nov 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $676 / $675) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $610 / $609) 🟢

 

Thursday, Nov 27th

No Signal Produced -- Market Closed (Thanksgiving)

 

Friday, Nov 28th

No Signal Produced -- Market Half Day

 


 

Pie Consumed

4.6 Slices *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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New Highs!!!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.57% (New High)
  • Nasdaq 100: +2.22% 
  • Russel 2000: +4.63% (New High)
  • Bitcoin: +0.62%

Stocks came out swinging the first full week of the year. Last week, the major indexes pushed higher all week and wrapped things up near record levels, with small-caps stealing the spotlight. Bond yields bounced around but didn’t derail the rally, and the overall tone stayed comfortably risk-on as traders leaned into the “growth is slowing, but not breaking” narrative.

It was a busy stretch of data. ISM Manufacturing kicked things off Monday, followed by ISM Services and JOLTS midweek, which showed job openings continuing to cool. Weekly jobless claims stayed relatively steady, and Friday’s December jobs report landed right down the middle. Payroll growth was modest, the unemployment rate held at 4.4%, and consumer sentiment ticked slightly higher. Enough to keep soft-landing hopes alive without forcing the Fed’s hand.

Looking ahead to next week, the pressure on inflation and the consumer. CPI drops Tuesday, then Wednesday stacks Retail Sales, PPI, and the Fed’s Beige Book. Import and export prices follow Thursday, with more labor-market detail from BLS on Friday. No market holidays, no breaks — Just another week where rates, inflation data, and the consumer will decide how much fuel this rally really has. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Jan 12th

None

Tuesday, Jan 13th

Morning: Delta & JPMorgan

Wednesday, Jan 14th

Morning: Citi, Bank of America & Wells Fargo

Thursday, Jan 15th

Morning: BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley & TSMC

Friday, Jan 16th

Morning: PNC

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Jan 12th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Tuesday, Jan 13th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Dec)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Oct)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Wednesday, Jan 14th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Nov)

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Dec)

 

Thursday, Jan 15th

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Jan)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Jan 16th

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 75%
  • Profit Factor: 2.51
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.92
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.41
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.57
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 1.19
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 7 for 8 times (14 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~87.5%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

January Record: 18/20 Units

 

Monday, Jan 5th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $686 / $685) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $616 / $615) 🟢

 

TuesdayJan 6th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $687 / $686) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $618 / $617) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Jan 7th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $690 / $689) 🔴

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $622 / $621) 🟢

 

Thursday, Jan 8th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Jan 9th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $689 / $688) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $619 / $618) 🟢

 


 

Times Chat Made Fun of Me

8 (very hurtful)*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || The Great Supreme Court Delay
Wednesday, January 15th

The Great Supreme Court Delay

THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$18

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:10am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$10 (+100%) per $190 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$18 (+100%) per $382 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

No Trades (Market moved too much, too fast)

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$) || CPI Chaos
Tuesday, January 13th

CPI Chaos

THICC RETURN: +$675

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$24

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:30am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$24 (+100%) per $376 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 15 SPX 6,945/6,935 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.60/ea and were bought back at $0.15/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $675!

 

Trade One Return: +$675

Total Return: +$675 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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