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New Highs!!! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (January 12th - January 16th)
January 11, 2026
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New Highs!!!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.57% (New High)
  • Nasdaq 100: +2.22% 
  • Russel 2000: +4.63% (New High)
  • Bitcoin: +0.62%

Stocks came out swinging the first full week of the year. Last week, the major indexes pushed higher all week and wrapped things up near record levels, with small-caps stealing the spotlight. Bond yields bounced around but didn’t derail the rally, and the overall tone stayed comfortably risk-on as traders leaned into the “growth is slowing, but not breaking” narrative.

It was a busy stretch of data. ISM Manufacturing kicked things off Monday, followed by ISM Services and JOLTS midweek, which showed job openings continuing to cool. Weekly jobless claims stayed relatively steady, and Friday’s December jobs report landed right down the middle. Payroll growth was modest, the unemployment rate held at 4.4%, and consumer sentiment ticked slightly higher. Enough to keep soft-landing hopes alive without forcing the Fed’s hand.

Looking ahead to next week, the pressure on inflation and the consumer. CPI drops Tuesday, then Wednesday stacks Retail Sales, PPI, and the Fed’s Beige Book. Import and export prices follow Thursday, with more labor-market detail from BLS on Friday. No market holidays, no breaks — Just another week where rates, inflation data, and the consumer will decide how much fuel this rally really has. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Jan 12th

None

Tuesday, Jan 13th

Morning: Delta & JPMorgan

Wednesday, Jan 14th

Morning: Citi, Bank of America & Wells Fargo

Thursday, Jan 15th

Morning: BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley & TSMC

Friday, Jan 16th

Morning: PNC

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Jan 12th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Tuesday, Jan 13th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Dec)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Oct)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Wednesday, Jan 14th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Nov)

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Dec)

 

Thursday, Jan 15th

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Jan)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Jan 16th

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 75%
  • Profit Factor: 2.51
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.92
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.41
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.57
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 1.19
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 7 for 8 times (14 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~87.5%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

January Record: 18/20 Units

 

Monday, Jan 5th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $686 / $685) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $616 / $615) 🟢

 

TuesdayJan 6th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $687 / $686) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $618 / $617) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Jan 7th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $690 / $689) 🔴

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $622 / $621) 🟢

 

Thursday, Jan 8th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Jan 9th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $689 / $688) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $619 / $618) 🟢

 


 

Times Chat Made Fun of Me

8 (very hurtful)*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Goonie Newsletter (Sept. 7th - 11th)

September Spoils

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.09%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.38%
  • Russel 2000: -0.01%
  • Bitcoin: +2.36%

Last week, stocks were choppy as traders balanced solid economic data with stubborn inflation and higher yields. SPX finished up about 0.1%, NDX gained roughly 0.4%, and RTY added around 0.1%. JOLTS showed about 7.3 million job openings, while both ISM manufacturing and services stayed in expansion. Friday’s jobs report showed 162,000 payroll gains with unemployment holding at 4.1%, which helped push Treasury yields higher.

Iran was also back in focus as renewed U.S.-Iran tensions around the Strait of Hormuz helped send oil higher. Trump said the latest U.S. campaign would not last “too long,” while his administration also appeared to be looking for a path toward de-escalation. On the company side, Broadcom posted another huge quarter, Snowflake kept up strong growth, and Lululemon sank after cutting its outlook again. Adobe also announced that Anil Chakravarthy will take over as CEO in December.

Looking ahead to next week, it's a four-day trading week with markets closed Monday for Labor Day. Thursday brings August PPI, while Friday is the big one with August CPI, real earnings, and preliminary September University of Michigan consumer sentiment. There’s no Fed meeting next week, with the next FOMC decision coming Sept. 16. Oracle and Adobe are also among the bigger earnings reports to watch. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

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P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, September 7th

None

Tuesday, September 8th

None

Wednesday, September 9th

None

Thursday, September 10th

Morning: Macy's

Evening: Adobe & Oracle

Friday, Septmber 11th

Morning: Kroger

 


 

Market Events

Monday, September 7th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Labor Day)

 

Tuesday, September 8th

None

 

Wednesday, September 9th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, September 10th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Aug)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, Septmber 11th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 7th)

  • Market Closed All Day (Labor Day)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.02
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.29
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 1.59
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 66%
  • Profit Factor: 0.97
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 37 Trades

August Record: 54/54 Units

September Record: 6/6 Units

 

Monday, Aug. 31st

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 1st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Sept. 2nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept. 3rd

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Sept. 4th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $767 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $715 / $714) 🟢

 


 

Personal Money Invested w/ Nike $NKE

All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$875) || TGIF!
Friday, September 11th

TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$875

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN EIGHT MONTHS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 25 SPX 7,650/7,645 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.60/ea and were bought back at $0.25/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $875!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$875

Total Return: +875 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN EIGHT MONTHS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,200) || How Low???
Thursday, September 10th

How Low???

THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN A YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$36

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $95 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $90 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $185 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 29 SPX 7,575/7,565 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at ~$0.85/ea and were bought back at ~$0.40/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +1,200 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN A YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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