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New Highs!!! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (January 12th - January 16th)
January 11, 2026
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New Highs!!!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.57% (New High)
  • Nasdaq 100: +2.22% 
  • Russel 2000: +4.63% (New High)
  • Bitcoin: +0.62%

Stocks came out swinging the first full week of the year. Last week, the major indexes pushed higher all week and wrapped things up near record levels, with small-caps stealing the spotlight. Bond yields bounced around but didn’t derail the rally, and the overall tone stayed comfortably risk-on as traders leaned into the “growth is slowing, but not breaking” narrative.

It was a busy stretch of data. ISM Manufacturing kicked things off Monday, followed by ISM Services and JOLTS midweek, which showed job openings continuing to cool. Weekly jobless claims stayed relatively steady, and Friday’s December jobs report landed right down the middle. Payroll growth was modest, the unemployment rate held at 4.4%, and consumer sentiment ticked slightly higher. Enough to keep soft-landing hopes alive without forcing the Fed’s hand.

Looking ahead to next week, the pressure on inflation and the consumer. CPI drops Tuesday, then Wednesday stacks Retail Sales, PPI, and the Fed’s Beige Book. Import and export prices follow Thursday, with more labor-market detail from BLS on Friday. No market holidays, no breaks — Just another week where rates, inflation data, and the consumer will decide how much fuel this rally really has. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Jan 12th

None

Tuesday, Jan 13th

Morning: Delta & JPMorgan

Wednesday, Jan 14th

Morning: Citi, Bank of America & Wells Fargo

Thursday, Jan 15th

Morning: BlackRock, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley & TSMC

Friday, Jan 16th

Morning: PNC

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Jan 12th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Tuesday, Jan 13th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Dec)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Oct)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Wednesday, Jan 14th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Nov)

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Dec)

 

Thursday, Jan 15th

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Jan)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Jan 16th

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 75%
  • Profit Factor: 2.51
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.92
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.41
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.57
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 1.19
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 7 for 8 times (14 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~87.5%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

January Record: 18/20 Units

 

Monday, Jan 5th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $686 / $685) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $616 / $615) 🟢

 

TuesdayJan 6th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $687 / $686) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $618 / $617) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Jan 7th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $690 / $689) 🔴

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $622 / $621) 🟢

 

Thursday, Jan 8th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Jan 9th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $689 / $688) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $619 / $618) 🟢

 


 

Times Chat Made Fun of Me

8 (very hurtful)*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Goonie Newsletter (July 13th - July 17th)

Summertime Tendies

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.23%
  • Nasdaq 100: +1.69%
  • Russel 2000: -0.78%
  • Bitcoin: +2.57%

Stocks had another solid week, with the S&P 500 gaining 1.2% and the Nasdaq adding 1.7% as AI enthusiasm continued to fuel tech. The Dow was the odd one out, slipping 0.5%. Nvidia climbed on reports that China may allow limited purchases of its H200 chips, while Apple and Broadcom made headlines with a long-term chip partnership extending through 2031. Elsewhere, Meta hit fresh highs, Delta offered an upbeat outlook despite a mixed market reaction, and earnings season officially began to ramp up.

The economic backdrop was a bit more mixed. The U.S. trade deficit widened more than expected in May, while the Fed's June meeting minutes showed officials remain cautious about inflation. Geopolitics also grabbed investors' attention after President Trump said the June agreement with Iran was over, sending oil prices higher before markets settled down as reports emerged that Iran was still interested in negotiations. It was another reminder that both inflation and energy prices remain key themes for investors.

Looking ahead, next week is one of the busiest of the summer. Tuesday brings June CPI, followed by PPI and the Fed's Beige Book on Wednesday. Retail sales and weekly jobless claims arrive Thursday, while Friday wraps up the week with industrial production and import/export price data. Earnings season also shifts into high gear with reports from JPMorgan, Bank of America, Citigroup, Wells Fargo, Goldman Sachs, Morgan Stanley, Johnson & Johnson, ASML, Netflix, Taiwan Semiconductor and several other major companies. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, July 13th

None

Tuesday, July 14th

Morning: Bank of America, Citi, Goldman Sachs, JP Morgan & Wells Fargo

Wednesday, July 15th

Morning: ASML, Blackrock, Morgan Stanley & PNC

Evening: United

Thursday, July 16th

Morning: TSMX & UnitedHealth Group

Evening: Netflix

Friday, July 17th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, July 13th

None

 

Tuesday, July 14th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Jun)

 

Wednesday, July 15th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Jun)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Beige Book

 

Thursday, July 16th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Jun)

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Jul)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

 

Friday, July 17th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, July 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.48
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, July 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 0.77
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, July 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.00
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, July 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 72%
  • Profit Factor: 6.86
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, July 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 51%
  • Profit Factor: 0.46
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (12 for 12 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 22 Trades

July Record: 20/20 Units

 

Monday, July 6th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $747 / $746) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $718 / $717) 🟢

 

Tuesday, July 7th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $751 / $752) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $717 / $718) 🟢

 

Wednesday, July 8th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, July 9th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $745 / $744) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $714 / $713) 🟢

 

Friday, July 10th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Baby Bottles Fed

 18,474 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || Stalled Out
Wednesday, July 15th

Stalled Out

THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$42

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:40am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$34 (+100%) per $160 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$42 (+100%) per $358 signal capital requirement

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || Lower Inflation, Higher Stocks
Tuesday, July 14th

Lower Inflation, Higher Stocks

THICC RETURN: +$0

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$40

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:55am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$40 (+100%) per $360 signal capital requirement

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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