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Chasin' Gains || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (March 16th - 20th)
March 15, 2026
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Chasin' Gains 

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.60
  • Nasdaq 100: -1.06% 
  • Russel 2000: -1.88%
  • Bitcoin: +4.16%
  • Gold: -3.05% 
  • Silver: -4.78%

Stocks had a choppy week as traders bounced between cooling inflation data and renewed macro worries. Early in the week, rising oil prices and geopolitical tensions pushed markets lower, and the mood stayed cautious even after some economic data came in softer than expected. By Friday’s close, the S&P 500 and Dow both finished the week modestly lower while the Nasdaq held up slightly better, as investors continued trying to balance slowing inflation with uncertainty around growth and energy prices.

The biggest data point came Wednesday with the February CPI report, which showed headline inflation holding steady year over year and core inflation also largely unchanged. The numbers suggested price pressures are easing gradually but still not fully back to the Fed’s comfort zone. Later in the week, January housing starts surprised to the upside while trade data showed the U.S. deficit narrowing slightly. Friday added another mix of signals with an updated estimate of fourth quarter GDP showing slower growth and the January PCE report indicating inflation is still running a bit above the Fed’s target.

Looking ahead to next week, the focus shifts squarely to the Federal Reserve. The Fed’s two day policy meeting runs Tuesday and Wednesday, with the rate decision and Chair Powell’s press conference scheduled for Wednesday afternoon. Outside of the Fed, the calendar includes the NAHB Housing Market Index and Industrial Production on Monday, housing related data on Tuesday, PPI midweek, and the Philadelphia Fed manufacturing survey on Thursday. With inflation still sticky and markets sensitive to any shift in policy expectations, it could be another volatile week for traders. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Mar 16th

Morning: Dollar Tree

Tuesday, Mar 17th

Evening: DocuSign, Lululemon & Oklo

Wednesday, Mar 18th

Morning: Macy's & Tencent

Evening: Micron

Thursday, Mar 19th

Morning: Alibaba

Evening: FedEx

Friday, Mar 20th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Mar 16th

None

 

Tuesday, Mar 17th

None

 

Wednesday, Mar 18th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Feb)

02:00 PM ET    Fed Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Chair Powell Press Conference

 

Thursday, Mar 19th

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Mar)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Jan)

 

Friday, Mar 20th

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Mar 16th)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
    • Profit Factor: 1.06
    • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Mar 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 3.72
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Mar 18th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.36
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Mar 19th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.22
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Mar 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.71
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (12 for 12 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 8 Trades

March Record: 22/26 Units

 

Monday, Mar 9th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Mar 10th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $674 / $673) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $605 / $604) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Mar 11th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $680 / $681) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $613 / $614) 🟢

 

Thursday, Mar 12th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Mar 13th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $673 / $674) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $604 / $605) 🟢

 


 

Lungs Coughed Up

2 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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The Tides Are Shifting

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.95%
  • Nasdaq 100: -4.24%
  • Russel 2000: +1.05%
  • Bitcoin: -5.47%

Last week, Wall Street had a rough go of it, with the AI trade finally showing some cracks. The S&P 500 slipped 2%, the Nasdaq dropped 4.6%, while the Dow actually gained 0.6% and small caps held up better. The pressure was mostly in mega-cap tech and semis, even after Micron delivered a strong AI-driven earnings beat.

The economic data was mixed, but not disastrous. Q1 GDP was revised up to 2.1%, May PCE inflation came in hot at 0.4% month over month, core PCE rose 0.3%, durable goods orders fell 4.5%, and final June consumer sentiment improved to 49.5 as gas prices cooled. Geopolitics stayed front and center too: Trump accused Iran of violating the ceasefire near the Strait of Hormuz, but oil still slid below $70 as the market focused more on easing supply fears than the latest flare-up.

Looking ahead to next week, it's packed into a shortened holiday schedule. Tuesday brings JOLTS and Conference Board consumer confidence, Wednesday has ISM manufacturing and construction spending, Thursday brings the June jobs report, weekly jobless claims, and factory orders, and Friday the NYSE is closed for Independence Day observed. On the earnings side, Nike, Constellation Brands, General Mills, FactSet, and AeroVironment are the names to watch. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk.

Best,

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Earnings

 


 

Market Events

Monday, June 29th

None

 

Tuesday, June 30th

08:30 AM ET    Chicago PMI (June)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (June)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTS Job Openings (May)

 

Wednesday, July 1st

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (June)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (June)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (June)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, July 2nd

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Rate (June)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (June)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

 

Friday, July 3rd

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Independence Day)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, June 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 1.18
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, June 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 2.31
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, July 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 79%
  • Profit Factor: 5.85
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, July 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 83%
  • Profit Factor: 20.09
  • Bias: Very Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, July 3rd)

  • Market Closed (Independence Day)

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 8 Trades

June Record: 42/46 Units

 

Monday, June 22nd

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, June 23rd

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, June 24th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $733 / $732) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $710 / $709) 🟢

 

Thursday, June 25th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, June 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $726 / $725) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $702 / $701) 🟢

 


 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$27

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SPY Return: +$12 (+100%) per $288 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$15 (+100%) per $285 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$27 (+100%) per $573 signal capital requirement

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Wednesday, June 25th

WTF Was That?

THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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