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Goonie Newsletter (April 27th - May 1st)
April 26, 2026
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You Stay Classy, Record Highs!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.55
  • Nasdaq 100: +2.37% 
  • Russel 2000: +0.29%
  • Bitcoin: +0.47%

Last week, tech stocks grabbed the wheel and didn’t really let go. The S&P 500 and Nasdaq pushed into fresh record highs by Friday, fueled by continued strength in semis and AI names. It wasn’t a broad melt-up though. The Dow lagged a bit, so this felt more like targeted buying than a full-on risk-on frenzy. Still, the tone was undeniably bullish. Every dip kept getting bought and momentum traders had a field day.

On the macro side, things looked steady but not exactly calm. Jobless claims stayed relatively low, which keeps the labor market story intact, while the S&P Global flash PMI showed the economy still expanding but with some underlying inflation pressure creeping back in. That inflation angle tied into geopolitics as well. There were fresh headlines around U.S. sanctions connected to Iranian oil and ongoing tension in the region, which kept energy markets on edge. Trump also stayed in the mix with continued rhetoric tied to foreign policy and trade, which the market is clearly starting to pay more attention to again as election season heats up.

Looking ahead to next week, the calendar is stacked with events that can actually move things. Consumer Confidence hits Tuesday, then all eyes shift to the FOMC decision on Wednesday. Thursday is the big macro day with Q1 GDP and the Fed’s preferred inflation gauge, PCE, along with personal income and spending data. Durable goods and housing data also land midweek. Then Friday wraps it up with ISM Manufacturing. No market holidays, so it is a full week of potential catalysts. After a run to new highs, this is the kind of setup where volatility can easily creep back in if anything comes in off script.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! 

https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Apr 27th

Morning: Verizon

Tuesday, Apr 28th

Morning: Coca Cola, GM, Spotify & UPS

Evening: Robinhood & Visa

Wednesday, Apr 29th

Morning: SoFi

Evening: Alphabet, Amazon, Chipotle, Meta, Microsoft & Qualcomm

Thursday, Apr 30th

Morning: Caterpillar, Lilly & Mastercard

Evening: Apple & Reddit

Friday, May 1st

Morning: Chevron, Exxon Mobile & Moderna

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Apr 27th

None

 

Tuesday, Apr 28th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Apr)

 

Wednesday, Apr 29th

10:00 AM ET    Durable Goods MoM & YoY (Mar)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    FOMC Press Conference

 

Thursday, Apr 30th

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q1)

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Mar)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Apr)

 

Friday, May 1st

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Apr)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Apr)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Apr 27th)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
    • Profit Factor: 2.07
    • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Apr 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.10
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Apr 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 41%
  • Profit Factor: 0.46
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Apr 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 75%
  • Profit Factor: 0.84
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 1.55
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 8 times (10 for 14 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~75%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for TODAY (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 0 Trades

April Record: 34/46 Units

 

Monday, Apr 20th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $711 / $712) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $650 / $651) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Apr 21st

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $712 / $713) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $651 / $652) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Apr 22nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $707 / $706) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $648 / $647) 🟢

 

Thursday, Apr 23rd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $709 / $708) 🔴 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $652 / $651) 🔴

 

Friday, Apr 24th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Tilt Count

1 (Low, but it was really bad)*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.80%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.59%
  • Russel 2000: -2.33%
  • Bitcoin: -3.10%

The holiday-shortened week was choppy, with stocks getting hit before bouncing Friday. The SPX fell about 0.8%, the NDX slipped roughly 0.6%, and the RTY lagged with a drop of about 2.3%. Rising oil prices and Treasury yields did most of the damage, as WTI pushed near $100 and the 10-year yield briefly approached 5%. Friday’s rebound helped, but inflation and rates are clearly back in focus.

That showed up in the data too. August PPI rose 0.4% for the month and 5.4% year over year, while CPI climbed 0.4% and 3.4% annually. Core CPI was also a little hotter than expected, increasing the odds of a Fed move next week. Oil stayed elevated as tensions with Iran continued to pressure Gulf shipping. On the company side, Oracle posted another strong AI-driven quarter, Apple unveiled its foldable iPhone Duo, and Adobe beat expectations but gave investors a softer outlook.

Looking ahead to next week, it's all about the Fed. The FOMC meets Tuesday and Wednesday, with the rate decision, new projections and dot plot coming Wednesday afternoon. The current expectation is a 25bps rate increase. Retail sales and import/export prices are also due Wednesday morning, followed by housing starts and permits Thursday. Friday brings industrial production and the Conference Board’s Leading Economic Index. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed. 

Best,

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Market Events

Monday, September 14th

None

 

Tuesday, September 15th

None

 

Wednesday, September 16th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Fed Chair Warsh Speech

 

Thursday, September 17th

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Indec (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Septmber 18th

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.46
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 0.83
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 2.08
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 41%
  • Profit Factor: 0.60
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 18th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.81
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (6 for 6 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 41 Trades

September Record: 12/12 Units

 

Monday, Sept. 7th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 8th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Sept. 9th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $765 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $720 / $721) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept. 10th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $756 / $755) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $706 / $705) 🟢

 

Friday, Sept. 11th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Times My Fantasy Football Team Screwed Me

 1 for 1*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$875) || TGIF!
Friday, September 11th

TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$875

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN EIGHT MONTHS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 25 SPX 7,650/7,645 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.60/ea and were bought back at $0.25/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $875!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$875

Total Return: +875 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN EIGHT MONTHS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,200) || How Low???
Thursday, September 10th

How Low???

THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN A YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$36

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $95 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $90 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $185 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 29 SPX 7,575/7,565 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at ~$0.85/ea and were bought back at ~$0.40/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +1,200 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN A YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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