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You Stay Classy, Record Highs! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (April 27th - May 1st)
April 26, 2026
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You Stay Classy, Record Highs!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.55
  • Nasdaq 100: +2.37% 
  • Russel 2000: +0.29%
  • Bitcoin: +0.47%

Last week, tech stocks grabbed the wheel and didn’t really let go. The S&P 500 and Nasdaq pushed into fresh record highs by Friday, fueled by continued strength in semis and AI names. It wasn’t a broad melt-up though. The Dow lagged a bit, so this felt more like targeted buying than a full-on risk-on frenzy. Still, the tone was undeniably bullish. Every dip kept getting bought and momentum traders had a field day.

On the macro side, things looked steady but not exactly calm. Jobless claims stayed relatively low, which keeps the labor market story intact, while the S&P Global flash PMI showed the economy still expanding but with some underlying inflation pressure creeping back in. That inflation angle tied into geopolitics as well. There were fresh headlines around U.S. sanctions connected to Iranian oil and ongoing tension in the region, which kept energy markets on edge. Trump also stayed in the mix with continued rhetoric tied to foreign policy and trade, which the market is clearly starting to pay more attention to again as election season heats up.

Looking ahead to next week, the calendar is stacked with events that can actually move things. Consumer Confidence hits Tuesday, then all eyes shift to the FOMC decision on Wednesday. Thursday is the big macro day with Q1 GDP and the Fed’s preferred inflation gauge, PCE, along with personal income and spending data. Durable goods and housing data also land midweek. Then Friday wraps it up with ISM Manufacturing. No market holidays, so it is a full week of potential catalysts. After a run to new highs, this is the kind of setup where volatility can easily creep back in if anything comes in off script.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! 

https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup

 


 

Earnings

Monday, Apr 27th

Morning: Verizon

Tuesday, Apr 28th

Morning: Coca Cola, GM, Spotify & UPS

Evening: Robinhood & Visa

Wednesday, Apr 29th

Morning: SoFi

Evening: Alphabet, Amazon, Chipotle, Meta, Microsoft & Qualcomm

Thursday, Apr 30th

Morning: Caterpillar, Lilly & Mastercard

Evening: Apple & Reddit

Friday, May 1st

Morning: Chevron, Exxon Mobile & Moderna

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Apr 27th

None

 

Tuesday, Apr 28th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Apr)

 

Wednesday, Apr 29th

10:00 AM ET    Durable Goods MoM & YoY (Mar)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    FOMC Press Conference

 

Thursday, Apr 30th

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q1)

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Mar)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Apr)

 

Friday, May 1st

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Apr)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Apr)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Apr 27th)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
    • Profit Factor: 2.07
    • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Apr 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.10
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Apr 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 41%
  • Profit Factor: 0.46
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Apr 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 75%
  • Profit Factor: 0.84
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 1.55
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 8 times (10 for 14 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~75%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for TODAY (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 0 Trades

April Record: 34/46 Units

 

Monday, Apr 20th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $711 / $712) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $650 / $651) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Apr 21st

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $712 / $713) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $651 / $652) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Apr 22nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $707 / $706) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $648 / $647) 🟢

 

Thursday, Apr 23rd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $709 / $708) 🔴 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $652 / $651) 🔴

 

Friday, Apr 24th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Tilt Count

1 (Low, but it was really bad)*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Down But Not Out 

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -2.59%
  • Nasdaq 100: -4.53%
  • Russel 2000: -3.41%
  • Bitcoin: -16.81%

Last week, the market finally hit an air pocket. The S&P 500 dropped 2.6%, snapping a nine-week winning streak, while the Nasdaq got hit even harder with a 4.7% weekly slide as AI, chips, and high-multiple tech names came under pressure. Bitcoin was even uglier, falling roughly 15% to 18% on the week and briefly dipping below $60,000, as risk appetite faded fast.

The big spark was Friday’s May jobs report, which came in much hotter than expected with 172,000 jobs added and unemployment holding at 4.3%. That pushed Treasury yields higher and revived the “higher for longer” trade, which is exactly what crowded tech longs did not want to see. Earlier in the week, ISM manufacturing and services, JOLTS, ADP, construction spending, productivity, and factory orders all added to the picture of an economy that still has momentum, but also inflation pressure. Earnings added fuel too, with Broadcom, CrowdStrike, Lululemon, Dollar General, Ciena, HPE, and Rubrik among the key names in focus. Trump and Iran also stayed in the background as a market concern, with Iran-related headlines continuing to feed worries about oil, inflation, and global risk.

Looking ahead to next week, the main event is inflation. CPI and real earnings hit Wednesday, PPI follows Thursday, and BLS employer cost data lands Friday. Tuesday also brings April U.S. trade data from the BEA, the annual trade update, and NFIB small business optimism, while Friday includes the preliminary University of Michigan consumer sentiment report. No FOMC decision is scheduled next week, but these inflation and sentiment numbers will matter a lot after Friday’s hot jobs report put rate-hike risk back on the table. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

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P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings


Monday, June 8th

Morning: Campbell's

Tuesday, June 9th

Evening: Cracker Barrel

Wednesday, June 10th

Morning: Chewy

Evening: Oracle

Thursday, June 11th

Evening: Adobe

Friday, June 12th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, June 8th

None 

 

Tuesday, June 9th

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (May)

 

Wednesday, June 10th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (May)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, June 11th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (May)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

 

Friday, June 12th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (June)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, June 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.44
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, June 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.40
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, June 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 39%
  • Profit Factor: 0.64
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, June 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 0.44
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, June 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 0.79
  • Bias: Neutral

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (12 for 12 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 25 Trades

June Record: 12/12 Units

 

Monday, June 1st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $753 / $752) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $734 / $733) 🟢

 

Tuesday, June 2nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $756 / $755) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $738 / $737) 🟢

 

Wednesday, June 3rd

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, June 4th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, June 5th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $753 / $754) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $733 / $734) 🟢

 


 

New Dad Brain Functioning Capcaity

12% *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Wednesday, June 10th

Zero Gravity

THICC RETURN: +$0

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord.

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$36

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:55am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $374 signal capital requirement

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || Turn-It-Down Tuesday
Tuesday, June 9th

Turn-It-Down Tuesday

THICC RETURN: +$0

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord.

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$16

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:15am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$16 (+100%) per $384 signal capital requirement

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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