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Goodbye April, Hello May! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (May 4th - 8th)
May 03, 2026
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Goodbye April, Hello May!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.91
  • Nasdaq 100: +1.45% 
  • Russel 2000: +0.77%
  • Bitcoin: +1.00%

Last week, stocks kept the momentum going. The S&P 500 and Nasdaq pushed to fresh highs as earnings season picked up steam. Big Tech did most of the heavy lifting, with Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Meta, and Microsoft driving the tone as AI demand stayed front and center. Some reports were clean wins, others reminded everyone how expensive this AI buildout is getting, but overall buyers stayed in control. Energy was a bit choppier, with Exxon and Chevron in focus as oil moved around on geopolitical headlines.

On the macro side, it was a mixed bag that didn’t really slow things down. Q1 GDP came in at 2.0%, March PCE inflation ran hotter at 3.5% year over year, and ISM Manufacturing stayed in expansion at 52.7. The Fed held rates steady, but the messaging wasn’t exactly unified, which keeps some uncertainty in the mix. Headlines also stayed active, with Trump floating a 25% tariff on EU autos and Iran tensions continuing to keep pressure on oil and inflation expectations.

Looking ahead to next week, the calendar is loaded. No holiday, full five-day stretch. You’ve got factory orders Monday, ISM Services and trade balance Tuesday, productivity and unit labor costs Thursday, and the April jobs report Friday. Earnings are still a big driver too, with names like Palantir, AMD, PayPal, Pfizer, Shopify, Pinterest, Datadog, HubSpot, Cloudflare, and Arm reporting. The setup is pretty clear: the rally can keep going, but it’ll need strong earnings to offset sticky inflation, Fed uncertainty, tariffs, and ongoing geopolitical risk. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, May 4th

Morning: Berkshire Hathaway

Evening: Palantir & Pinterest

Tuesday, May 5th

Morning: PayPal, Pfizer & Shopify

Evening: AMC, AMD & Strategy

Wednesday, May 6th

Morning: CVS, Disney, Hut8, Novo Nordisk & Uber

Evening: ARM & Snap

Thursday, May 7th

Morning: McDonald's

Evening: Affirm, Coinbase & Iren

Friday, May 8th

Morning: Wendy's

 


 

Market Events

Monday, May 4th

None

 

Tuesday, May 5th

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Apr)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Apr)

 

Wednesday, May 6th

10:00 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Apr)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, May 7th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

 

Friday, May 8th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Change (Apr)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (Apr)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, May 4th)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
    • Profit Factor: 1.64
    • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, May 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 1.53
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, May 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.50
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, May 7th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 2.13
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 6 times (12 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~66%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 4 Trades

April Record: 34/46 Units

May Record: 0/0 Units

 

Monday, Apr 27th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $715 / $716) 🔴 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $664 / $665) 🔴

 

Tuesday, Apr 28th

SPY Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $713 / $714) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $660 / $661) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Apr 29th

No Signal Produced -- FOMC

 

Thursday, Apr 30th

SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $709 / $708) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $657 / $656) 🟢 

 

Friday, May 1st

No Signal Produced

 


 

Fish Head Accusations

1 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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The Tides Are Shifting || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (June 29th - July 3rd)

The Tides Are Shifting

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.95%
  • Nasdaq 100: -4.24%
  • Russel 2000: +1.05%
  • Bitcoin: -5.47%

Last week, Wall Street had a rough go of it, with the AI trade finally showing some cracks. The S&P 500 slipped 2%, the Nasdaq dropped 4.6%, while the Dow actually gained 0.6% and small caps held up better. The pressure was mostly in mega-cap tech and semis, even after Micron delivered a strong AI-driven earnings beat.

The economic data was mixed, but not disastrous. Q1 GDP was revised up to 2.1%, May PCE inflation came in hot at 0.4% month over month, core PCE rose 0.3%, durable goods orders fell 4.5%, and final June consumer sentiment improved to 49.5 as gas prices cooled. Geopolitics stayed front and center too: Trump accused Iran of violating the ceasefire near the Strait of Hormuz, but oil still slid below $70 as the market focused more on easing supply fears than the latest flare-up.

Looking ahead to next week, it's packed into a shortened holiday schedule. Tuesday brings JOLTS and Conference Board consumer confidence, Wednesday has ISM manufacturing and construction spending, Thursday brings the June jobs report, weekly jobless claims, and factory orders, and Friday the NYSE is closed for Independence Day observed. On the earnings side, Nike, Constellation Brands, General Mills, FactSet, and AeroVironment are the names to watch. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

 


 

Market Events

Monday, June 29th

None

 

Tuesday, June 30th

08:30 AM ET    Chicago PMI (June)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (June)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTS Job Openings (May)

 

Wednesday, July 1st

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (June)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (June)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (June)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, July 2nd

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Rate (June)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (June)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

 

Friday, July 3rd

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Independence Day)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, June 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 1.18
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, June 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 2.31
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, July 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 79%
  • Profit Factor: 5.85
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, July 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 83%
  • Profit Factor: 20.09
  • Bias: Very Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, July 3rd)

  • Market Closed (Independence Day)

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 8 Trades

June Record: 42/46 Units

 

Monday, June 22nd

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, June 23rd

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, June 24th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $733 / $732) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $710 / $709) 🟢

 

Thursday, June 25th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, June 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $726 / $725) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $702 / $701) 🟢

 


 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || TGIF!
Friday, June 26th

TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$0

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord.

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$27

A BULLISH signal, 5/5 strength, was generated around 11:40am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$12 (+100%) per $288 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$15 (+100%) per $285 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$27 (+100%) per $573 signal capital requirement

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || WTF Was That?
Wednesday, June 25th

WTF Was That?

THICC RETURN: +$0

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord.

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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