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Goonie Newsletter (Aug. 31st - Sept. 4th)
August 30, 2026
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Prepare For Takeoff 

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.49%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.43%
  • Russel 2000: -1.39%
  • Bitcoin: -0.62%

Lasy week, the markets ended with a mixed tone. SPX gained about 0.5% and NDX added roughly 0.4%, while RTY fell around 1.5%. Economic data was a little less encouraging. Consumer confidence slipped, Q2 GDP held at a 1.5% annualized pace, and PCE inflation remained elevated with headline inflation at 3.7% and core at 3.3%. That kept the focus on the Fed, with Kevin Warsh using Jackson Hole to reinforce that inflation is still the main concern and rate cuts are far from guaranteed.

Nvidia was the big corporate story, reporting another huge quarter with revenue up more than 100% from last year and Data Center sales continuing to surge. Salesforce also popped after a strong report and higher guidance, while CrowdStrike delivered solid results of its own. Geopolitics stayed in focus as Trump continued increasing economic pressure on Iran, with new Treasury actions targeting Iranian financial activity and negotiations around the Strait of Hormuz still unresolved.

Looking ahead to next week, it's action packed. Tuesday brings manufacturing PMIs, JOLTS and construction spending. Wednesday has ADP employment, the Fed’s Beige Book and Broadcom earnings. Thursday brings productivity, trade data and services PMIs. Friday is the big one with the August jobs report, unemployment and wage growth. Dell also reports Tuesday. The NYSE is open all week, with Labor Day falling the following Monday. After another sticky inflation reading, the labor data should be the biggest driver of rate expectations and the next move for SPX, NDX and RTY. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, August 31st

None

Tuesday, September 1st

Morning: NIO

Evening: Dell & Palo Alto

Wednesday, September 2nd

Morning: Broadcom & Snowflake

Thursday, September 4th

None

Friday, Septmber 5th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, August 31st

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Aug)

 

Tuesday, September 1st

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacutring PMI (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing Prices & PMI (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Jul)

 

Wednesday, September 2nd

08:30 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Aug)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Reserve Beige Book

 

Thursday, September 4th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing Prices & PMI (Aug)

 

Friday, Septmber 5th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Rate (Aug)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (Aug)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, August 31st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.71
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.59
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 41%
  • Profit Factor: 0.77
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 45%
  • Profit Factor: 0.69
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (14 for 14 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 31 Trades

August Record: 54/54 Units

 

Monday, Aug. 24th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Aug. 25th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $762 / $761) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $706 / $705) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Aug. 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $764 / $763) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $707 / $706) 🟢

 

Thursday, Aug. 27th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $767 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $714 / $713) 🟢

 

Friday, Aug. 28th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $777 / $778) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $725 / $726) 🟢

 


 

Lakes Renamed By President Trump

 1*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.47%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.79%
  • Russel 2000: +2.09%
  • Bitcoin: -0.52%

Wall Street had a choppy week, with the major indices heading in different directions. The S&P 500 slipped 0.5%, the Nasdaq 100 fell roughly 0.8%, and the Russell 2000 rallied 2%. Tech took the biggest hit as investors started questioning the massive costs behind the AI boom. Meta’s $135 billion to $145 billion spending plans raised some eyebrows, while semiconductor stocks struggled. Tesla beat revenue expectations, but that wasn't enough to shake the broader concerns surrounding tech valuations.

On the economic front, October's flash PMI showed business activity was still growing, although inflation remained a concern. Housing starts fell 5.2%, while leading economic indicators were flat. Meanwhile, tensions between Trump and Iran continued to shake up energy markets, pushing Brent crude above $116 per barrel. Trump suggested the conflict could end quickly, but uncertainty around oil prices remains. Elsewhere, reports of a potential SpaceX wireless carrier weighed on AT&T and T-Mobile.

Next week is shaping up to be a big one. Tuesday brings durable goods orders, new home sales, and consumer confidence. Wednesday features the Fed's rate decision, followed by Q3 GDP and PCE inflation data on Thursday. Friday wraps things up with the employment cost index. Earnings will also be in full swing, with Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon, Intel, ExxonMobil, and Chevron all on deck. Between the Fed, inflation, earnings, and geopolitical headlines, there's no shortage of potential market movers. As always, stick to your plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

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P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, October 26th

Morning: Verizon

Tuesday, October 27th

Morning: Coca Cola, Boeing, SoFi & UPS

Evening: Robinhood & Visa

Wednesday, October 28th

Evening: Alphabet, FedEx & Microsoft

Thursday, October 29th

Morning: Caterpillar, Lilly, Mastercard

Evening: Amazon, Coinbase, Intel, Reddit, Roblox, Starbucks & Strategy

Friday, October 30th

Morning: Chevron & Exxon Mobil

 


 

Market Events

Monday, October 26th

None

 

Tuesday, October 27th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    New Homes Sales (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Oct)

 

Wednesday, October 28th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales (Sep)

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Chair Warsh Press Conference

 

Thursday, October 29th

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, October 30th

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Oct)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, October 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.34
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, October 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.76
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, October 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 62%
  • Profit Factor: 2.80
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, October 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 1.33
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, October 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.80
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (8 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 21 Trades

October Record: 40/40 Units

 

Monday, Oct. 19th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $765 / $764) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $716 / $715) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Oct. 13th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Oct. 14th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Oct. 15th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Oct. 16th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $758 / $757) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $701 / $700) 🟢

 


 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Friday, October 23rd

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THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN 1 ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$48

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:50am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$28 (+100%) per $172 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$48 (+100%) per $352 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 35 SPX 7,725/7,735 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.80/ea and were bought back at $0.30/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +$1,200 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN 1 ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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