Matt Kohrs
News • Business • Investing & Finance
Bulls On Parade || Issue 3
“HOUSTON, WE’VE HAD A PROBLEM HERE.”
March 05, 2023
post photo preview

I HATE THIS GAME!

As you can see from my plays below, I'm positioned neutral-bearish. I'm currently short a bunch of call premium, which means these back-to-back bullish days have been particularly painful for me. My reasoning for selling so much call premium is multifaceted: bearish seasonality, bearish price action since Feb 15th & hawkish economic reports. With all the being said, the kitchen is starting to get a bit hot.

The overall market has been ripping higher in the recent sessions as shown above. To make things worse, the SPY has also had some nice technical breakouts. It appears as if $408 is the next target (if $405 can hold). I will most likely have to create some defensive positions this week, but I very much hope the Unemployment Report (Friday, March 10th @ 8:30am ET) goes my way.

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 6th)

  • Trades (Years Tested): 25
  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.32
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 5th)

$9,996.57 

Daily Realized P&L: +$114.48

YTD Realized P&L: +$570.88

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$115

NFLX $347.50/$350 CCS (5) March 17th 

  • Original Credit: $0.38/ea
  • Closed Debit: $0.15/ea
  • P&L: +$115 (+60%)

 


 

New Position(s)

None

 


 

Current Position(s)

COIN Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $72 & Bought: $77 --> Credit: $0.50/ea
  • Max Return: $50/ea & Max Risk: $250/ea
  • Current Value: $0.98/ea
  • Profit Target: $0.20/ea
  • Profit Odds: 75%


 

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $0.33/ea
  • Max Return: $33/ea & Max Risk: $217/ea
  • Current Value: $0.82/ea
  • Profit Target: $0.15/ea
  • Profit Odds: 63%


 

SPY Call Credit Spread (3) March 17th

  • Sold: $409 & Bought: $412 --> Credit: $0.56/ea
  • Max Return: $56/ea & Max Risk: $244/ea
  • Current Value: $1.10/ea
  • Profit Target: $0.25/ea
  • Profit Odds: 63%


 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (5) March 24th

  • Sold: $313 & Bought: $315 --> Credit: $0.38/ea
  • Max Return: $38/ea & Max Risk: $162/ea
  • Current Value: $0.43/ea
  • Profit Target: $0.15/ea
  • Profit Odds: 79%


 

SPY #2 Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $415 & Bought: $417 --> Credit: $0.42/ea
  • Max Return: $42/ea & Max Risk: $158/ea
  • Current Value: $0.58/ea
  • Profit Target: $0.20/ea
  • Profit Odds: 72%


 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (3) March 31st

  • Sold: $245 & Bought: $250 --> Credit: $0.70/ea
  • Max Return: $70/ea & Max Risk: $430/ea
  • Current Value: $0.30/ea
  • Profit Target: $0.20/ea
  • Profit Odds: 92%


 

TSLA #2 Call Credit Spread (5) March 31st

  • Sold: $220 & Bought: $222.50 --> Credit: $0.37/ea
  • Max Return: $37/ea & Max Risk: $213/ea
  • Current Value: $0.48/ea
  • Profit Target: $0.15/ea
  • Profit Odds: 77%


 

SPY #3 Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $414 & Bought: $417 --> Credit: $0.55/ea
  • Max Return: $55/ea & Max Risk: $245/ea
  • Current Value: $0.98/ea
  • Profit Target: $0.20/ea
  • Profit Odds: 68%


 

My Thoughts

I have two main concerns at the current moment: META $190/$192.50 & SPY $409/$412. Zuckerberg pulled off a very impressive day to finish out the week. If META doesn't quickly revert, I'll need to transform my current position into an iron condor or a collar. This could very well still be a loss, but it would help lessen the impact.

For the SPY $409/$412 play, my fate is in the hands of the Fed speeches this week & Friday's Unemployment Report. It may not help me, but I do want to remind everyone that the first half of March is seasonally bearish. If things continue to push against me, I will use the same defensive measures as stated above with META -- I will also cry an extra amount in the shower.

As I'm review everything, there are two major ways I would critique myself. My positions are highly correlated. This is obviously nice if things are going in your favor, but it's uniquely painful if things turn against you. Moving forward I'll be attempting to lessen the correlation between all of my plays. Additionally, I want to use less of my available capital for my core positions. I'm concerned I don't have enough free capital for my defensive maneuvers because I went "too big" with the initial spreads.

Make sure to check back throughout the week to see how I defend myself from the market overlords screwing me. 

(This is why I'm not worried about my COIN play:

)

 

As always, thanks for reading! If you have any questions, comments or concerns, don't hesitate to reach out to me. Much love!

 

Notes

Max Return (Credit Spreads): The credit received when creating the position. This is achieved when you get to the expiration date and the price is below the sold contract for a Call Credit Spread and above the sold contract for a Put Credit Spread.

Max Risk (Credit Spreads): The difference between the spread's two strikes minus the credit received when the position was created.

Breakeven (Credit Spreads): The sold strike plus the credit for CCS and the strike minus the credit for PCS.

 

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites. The video is accurate as of the posting date but may not be accurate in the future.

community logo
Join the Matt Kohrs Community
To read more articles like this, sign up and join my community today
5
What else you may like…
Videos
Posts
Articles
FREE Options Trading Lecture This Friday @ 10am ET

It's all going down THIS FRIDAY!!!

The team at SpotGamma will be joining the MK Show to discuss various options trading strategies. (Yes, it will include 0 DTEs for you degens).

This is 100% FREE options trading education.
All you need to do is be where you normally watch me at 10am ET!

00:00:29
I guess Matt's eating out tonight.
00:00:14
Bonus Content

This is how my boss taunts me before i start an edit

00:00:23
February 26, 2024
Welcome! Read This To Get Into The Goonie Trading Discord!!!

If you're having any issues getting connected to the Goonie Discord, don't hesitate to reach out to me. (IT CAN TAKE UP TO 24 HOURS FOR YOUR ACCOUNT TO PROCESS)

DMing me on Discord would be the most efficient (@mmk147) or you could email me at: [email protected]

Use the code GOONIE to switch from a Local's Member to a Local's Support for FREE to get premium access.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/3dxBRVrgGG
PRO TIP: Make sure you are logged into the correct Discord account when you sync your two accounts.

September 26, 2025
PAYDAY FRIDAY GIVEAWAY!!! (Sept. 26th)
September 14, 2025
Price Prediction: OPEN, PLTR & TSLA || These Stocks Are Set To SKYROCKET🚀🚀🚀

Enjoy!

post photo preview
Here Comes Spooky Season! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (September 29th - October 3rd)

Here Comes Spooky Season!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.31%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.56%
  • Russel 2000: -0.79%
  • Bitcoin: -5.18%

Last week, stocks started the week on a high note, with the S&P 500, Nasdaq, and Russell all hitting fresh records Monday & Tuesday. Big Tech led the charge, especially Nvidia after announcing a massive AI partnership. The momentum cooled midweek as August durable goods orders came in weak and existing home sales slipped, raising fresh concerns about the economy.

By Friday, investors got some relief. The August PCE inflation report—the Fed’s go-to gauge—came in right on target, showing steady consumer spending and manageable price pressures. That helped trim earlier losses and gave markets confidence that the Fed’s recent rate cut won’t be undone by sticky inflation. Still, the major indices ended the week a touch lower, breaking their winning streak.

Look ahead to next week, all eyes now turn to the labor market. Tuesday brings JOLTS job openings, followed by Friday’s nonfarm payrolls—the headline report that could make or break expectations for another Fed cut. In between, we’ll see ISM and S&P Global services data, jobless claims, and factory orders. With Fed speakers also on deck, next week’s theme is simple: jobs, jobs, jobs. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Sept 29th

10:00 AM ET    Pending Home Sales (Aug)

 

Tuesday, Sept 30th

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTS Job Openings (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Sep)

 

Wednesday, Oct 1st

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Sep)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Manufacturing PMI (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Sep)

 

Thursday, Oct 2nd

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Oct 3rd

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Report (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (Sep)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Services PMI (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Sep)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Sept 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 40%
  • Profit Factor: 0.40
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Sept 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.57
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Oct 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Oct 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.67
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Oct 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 71%
  • Profit Factor: 3.68
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (8 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 35 Trades

September Record: 54/54 Units

 

Monday, Sept 22nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $662 / $661) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $597 / $596) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Sept 23rd

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Sept 24th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $665 / $666) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $600 / $601) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept 25th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Sept 26th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Pumpkin Muffins Consumed

14 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Read full Article
September 26, 2025
post photo preview
Daily Degen Trade Report || TGIF!
Friday, September 26th

TGIF!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$0 -- No Signal Fired

 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Read full Article
September 25, 2025
post photo preview
Daily Degen Trade Report || BTFD?!
Thursday, September 25th

BTFD?!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$0 -- No Signal Fired

 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Read full Article
See More
Available on mobile and TV devices
google store google store app store app store
google store google store app tv store app tv store amazon store amazon store roku store roku store
Powered by Locals