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Mamma Mia! || Issue 7
"I went down, down, down And the flames went higher"
March 09, 2023
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The Day Before

To all my readers who have bearish positions, congrats! The only thing more impressive than your gains is how physically attractive you are. To all my readers who have bullish positions, ...yea.

You're still your mom's favorite (maybe?).

The equities market got absolutely rocked today. Even though today had a seasonal bullish bias, it wasn't enough. There is an extreme amount of uncertainty in the market heading into the Unemployment Report tomorrow morning. At the risk of assaulting a previously alive horse, markets hate uncertainty. Big money players hate uncertainty more than I hate being asked "do you still own AMC?".

Today's action was notably bearish (i.e. The SPY broke the $392 support). Shown below are the major levels I'll be watching tomorrow. Be prepared for large swings -- Things are about to get spicy.


 

 

Market Events: March 10th

08:30 AM    Employment Report

08:30 AM    U.S. Unemployment Rate

08:30 AM    Average Hourly Wages

08:30 AM    Average Hourly Wages (YoY)

02:00 PM    Federal Budget

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 0.29
  • Profit Factor: 56%
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 9th) +$173

$11,375.08

Daily Realized P&L: +$173

YTD Realized P&L: +$957

 

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$173

SPY Call Credit Spread (3) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $56
  • Closed Debit: $25
  • P&L: +$93 (+55.4%)

 

SPY #2 Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Original Credit: $42
  • Closed Debit: $20
  • P&L: +$80 (+52.8%)

 


 

New Position(s)

None

 


 

Current Position(s)

COIN Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $72 & Bought: $77 --> Credit: $50
  • Max Return: $50 & Max Risk: $250
  • Current Value: $26
  • Profit Target: $20
  • Profit Odds: 91%

 

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $33
  • Max Return: $33 & Max Risk: $217
  • Current Value: $51
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 76%

 

META Put Credit Spread (10) March 17th

  • Sold: $170 & Bought: $167.50 --> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $18 & Max Risk: $232
  • Current Value: $31
  • Profit Target: Undecided
  • Profit Odds: 83%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (5) March 24th

  • Sold: $313 & Bought: $315 --> Credit: $38
  • Max Return: $38 & Max Risk: $162
  • Current Value: $16
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 91%

 

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $51
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 89%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $28
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 66%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $13
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 87%

 

WMT Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $145 & Bought: $146 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $9
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 90%

 

SPY Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $414 & Bought: $417 --> Credit: $55
  • Max Return: $55 & Max Risk: $245
  • Current Value: $35
  • Profit Target: $20
  • Profit Odds: 88%

 

My Thoughts

Tomorrow is essentially the flip of a coin in my mind. If the Unemployment Report is "good", I'm expecting the market to continue to bearish path downward. However, if the Unemployment Report is "bad", there is a good chance I'll having an extra bottle of sangria. The seemingly illogical inverse is because of the Fed. Inflation is high, and the Fed's job is to control it. In the event that the Unemployment Report holds strong or drops, there is no reason for the Fed to not be more aggressive in their hawkish ways. This would essentially guarantee a 50bps rate hike on March 22nd, which would put even more downward pressure on stocks. The inverse is also true. If unemployment jumps, the economy would be showing signs of weakness. This could force the Fed to go with a 25bps rate hike, which would put less downward pressure on stonks. Pay close attention to the dollar (DXY) breaking out or getting rejected.

As things currently stand, I'm really happy with my positions. Yes, the high correlation could be improved. But honestly, what kind of journey would we be on if I started out as being a perfect trader?

Thanks for reading -- You're a beautiful mother fucker!

 


 

Notes

Max Return (Credit Spreads): The credit received when creating the position. This is achieved when you get to the expiration date and the price is below the sold contract for a Call Credit Spread and above the sold contract for a Put Credit Spread.

Max Risk (Credit Spreads): The difference between the spread's two strikes minus the credit received when the position was created.

Breakeven (Credit Spreads): The sold strike plus the credit for CCS and the strike minus the credit for PCS.

 

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites. The video is accurate as of the posting date but may not be accurate in the future.

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Goodbye November, Hello December

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +3.73
  • Nasdaq 100: +4.93% 
  • Russel 2000: +5.14%
  • Bitcoin: +6.86%

Stocks drifted higher during the shortened Thanksgiving week, with momentum carrying over from the month-long rally powered by expectations of a December rate cut. Trading volume was light, but the S&P 500 and Nasdaq still managed modest gains as investors leaned into tech strength while the Dow moved more cautiously. With markets closed on Thursday for the holiday and operating a half-day on Friday, the tone stayed upbeat even without fresh catalysts.

Economic data was almost nonexistent because several agencies are still catching up from earlier reporting delays, leaving traders without the usual stream of releases like inflation or income numbers. That absence kept the focus on sentiment instead of fundamentals, and the market didn’t seem to mind. Equities held their ground, volatility stayed contained, and the bullish bias that’s defined November stayed intact.

Looking to next week, the calendar should start normalizing as delayed reports are expected to flow again, potentially including key inflation and spending updates plus a fresh wave of early Q4 earnings. That mix of data and corporate results will matter far more than anything we got this week, and it’ll give traders a clearer read on whether November’s strength can carry into December — or if caution starts to creep back in. As always, stick to your trading and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, Dec 1st

Evening: MongoDB

Tuesday, Dec 2nd

Evening: CrowdStrike & GitLab

Wednesday, Dec 3rd

Morning: Dollar Tree & Macy's

Evening: C3.AI, Salesforce & Snowflake

Thursday, Dec 4th

Morning: Dollar General & Kroger

Evening: DocuSign & ULTA Beauty

Friday, Dec 5th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Dec 1st

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Dec)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Nov)

08:00 PM ET    Fed Chair Powell Speaks

 

Tuesday, Dec 2nd

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Sep)

 

Wednesday, Dec 3rd

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Nov)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Nov)

 

Thursday, Dec 4th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Dec 5th

10:00 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Sep)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Dec 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.80
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Dec 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.84
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Dec 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.08
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Dec 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.92
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Dec 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 3.26
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 2 for 2 times (4 for 4 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 15 Trades

November Record: 24/24 Units

 

Monday, Nov 24th

No Signal Produced

 

TuesdayNov 25th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Nov 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $676 / $675) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $610 / $609) 🟢

 

Thursday, Nov 27th

No Signal Produced -- Market Closed (Thanksgiving)

 

Friday, Nov 28th

No Signal Produced -- Market Half Day

 


 

Pie Consumed

4.6 Slices *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$500

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PIPER'S RETURN: +$48 (+100%)

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SPY Return: +$28 (+100%) per $172 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$48 (+100%) per $352 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 10 SPX 6,820/6,815 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.70/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea  -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $500!

 

Trade One Return: +$500

Total Return: +$500 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for ALMOST AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP! 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$650

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$36 (+100%)

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:55am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $364 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 10 SPX 6,800/6,795 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.70/ea and were bought back at $0.05/ea  -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $650!

 

Trade One Return: +$650

Total Return: +$650 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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