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The Day After || Issue 9
"Money never sleeps, pal."
March 13, 2023
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The Market Screws The Most People Possible

Is anyone surprised by the fact that the market did the exact opposite of what was predicted?

In all reality, this is a sobering reminder that you need to be in full control of your own trades. Following public fear, or greed, is a good recipe for disaster. 

For those of you who may have missed it, volatility has been higher than normal for a few reasons. The Unemployment Report dropped Friday (mixed results), the CPI Report comes out tomorrow, and there is a FOMC meeting next week. Oh yea, on top of all of that, people were worried over the weekend that the banking sector would collapse. Just a completely normal aspect of a super healthy economy. If you want a better explanation of what's going on with SVB, I will be posting a detailed breakdown on both Rumble & YT.

TLDR -- Since the Government stepped in and is now backstopping all depositors, I think the fear is overstated. Of course, things can always get worse, but I think regulators did enough to stop a mass bank run. The next big move will be dependent on the CPI Report tomorrow (low = bullish, high = bearish).

 


 

Market Events: March 14th

06:00 AM    NFIB Optimism Index

08:30 AM    Consumer Price Index

08:30 AM    Core CPI

08:30 AM    CPI (YoY)

08:30 AM    Core CPI (YoY)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 40%
  • Profit Factor: 1.68
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 13th) +$40

$11,540

Daily Realized P&L: +$40

YTD Realized P&L: +$1,557

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$40

GLD Put Credit Spread (5) March 31st

  • Original Credit: $18
  • Closed Debit: $10
  • P&L: +$40 (+44.4%)

Note: This partial exit (5 left) was an accident. During stream, I fat fingered an order and erroneously sold half of my GLD position. My original plan was to sell all of the GLD PCS's at $7. I still fully believe that this trade will hit -- I just made a silly mistake.

 


 

New Position(s)

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $1.12
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 65%

Reasoning: The gov'nt stepped in over the weekend saying they will backstop the banking sector. In my mind, the odds now favor a pop in major banks rather than a drop. Time will tell if this is a big brain move or particularly stupid.

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $27
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 71%

Reasoning: I personally believe the Fed is close to the end of their hike cycle -- Especially with the new banking debacle. I'm expecting yields to calm down or drop, which means bonds should calm down or pop. I think "long on bonds" is a good medium-term play.


 

Current Position(s)

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $33
  • Max Return: $33 & Max Risk: $217
  • Current Value: $38
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

META Put Credit Spread (10) March 17th

  • Sold: $170 & Bought: $167.50 --> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $18 & Max Risk: $232
  • Current Value: $30
  • Profit Target: Undecided
  • Profit Odds: 83%

 

GLD Put Credit Spread (5) March 31st

  • Sold: $169 & Bought: $168 --> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $18 & Max Risk: $82
  • Current Value: $8
  • Profit Target: $7
  • Profit Odds: 89%

 

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $32
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 92%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $12
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 89%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $34
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 86%

 


 

My Thoughts

Get ready for more chaos!

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.70%
  • Nasdaq 100: +2.46%
  • Russel 2000: +3.71%
  • Bitcoin: -5.77%

Last week, the stock market posted a modest recovery, with major indexes bouncing after tariff-spooked declines and banking jitters. The S&P 500 and Nasdaq both gained ground, led by strength in tech and small-cap segments as investors brushed aside a thin data calendar and leaned into hopes for a smoother trade outlook. The fact that markets remained open on Monday despite the federal holiday helped keep trading normal, though volumes were lighter than usual.

On the economic and policy front the story was mostly about what wasn’t published. The ongoing federal government shutdown held back key releases such as the consumer-price index, retail sales and other big data points, leaving markets with just the anecdotal commentary and earnings cues. Market participants therefore leaned heavier on corporate results and central-bank commentary, with the Federal Reserve’s remarks and shutdown-related risks coming into sharper focus. Against this backdrop, rate-cut expectations remained alive but muted, since policymakers lack fresh hard numbers to act on.

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Looking ahead to next week, there are more tangible data releases. The Leading Economic Index will be released early in the week, followed by existing-home sales mid-week and the much-anticipated rescheduled September CPI data on Friday. These publications should give markets the firmer footing they’ve lacked and may force a more decisive move on the Fed’s policy path. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, Oct 20th

Evening: Zions

Tuesday, Oct 21st

Morning: Cocal Cola, GE Aerospace, GM & Lockheed Martin

Evening: Capital One & Netflix

Wednesday, Oct 22nd

Morning: AT&T

Evening: IBM, Lam Research & Tesla

Thursday, Oct 23rd

Morning: American Airlines & Southwest

Evening: Intel

Friday, Oct 24th

Morning: P&G

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Oct 20th

10:00 AM ET    US Leading Economic Indicators

 

Tuesday, Oct 21st

None

 

Wednesday, Oct 22nd

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, Oct 23rd

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Sep)

 

Friday, Oct 24th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Sep)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Oct)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Sep)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Oct 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.22
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Oct 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Oct 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.60
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Oct 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 1.07
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Oct 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 36%
  • Profit Factor: 0.20
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 11 Trade

October Record: 32/34 Units

 

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QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $597 / $596) 🟢

 

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SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $653 / $652) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $590 / $589) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Oct 15th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Oct 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $669 / $670) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $609 / $610) 🟢

 

Friday, Oct 17th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Count of Market Whipsaw

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

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