Matt Kohrs
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What In The World?! || Issue 12
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
March 16, 2023
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Whiplash Galore!!!

Things popped. Things dropped. Things then really popped?!

The Jobs Report & Housing Data prompted volatility this morning, but the ECB really got things hot & bothered. The European Central Bank decided to raise their rate by 50bps this morning. At first, this seemed be bearish. I mean after all, they did take steps to lessen demand and stated various European banks could be vulnerable in the current economic environment. 

That might sound pretty gnarly upon your first read -- I fully agree. But let's think about it another way. The fact that the ECB felt comfortable with a sizeable rate hike could mean that they believe the current situation isn't that disastrous. To put it another way, their willingness to push down on the economy means they don't think the economy is that bad. 

I have no clue if they are right or wrong, but the bulls in the market are enjoying the decision. I made some smart moves, some dumb moves, and think something exciting is on the horizon (all detailed below).

 


 

Market Events: Thursday, March 17th

09:15 AM    Industrial Production

09:15 AM    Capacity Utilization

10:00 AM    U.S. Leading Economic Index

10:00 AM    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 16th) +$168

$9,395

Daily Realized P&L: +$168

YTD Realized P&L: +$1,855

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$168

META $187.50/$185 Put Credit Spread (7) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $28
  • Closed Debit: $4
  • P&L: +$168 (+85.7%)

 


 

New Position(s)

META PUT Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $202.5 & Bought: $200 --> Credit: $108
  • Max Return: $108 & Max Risk: $142
  • Current Value: $59
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 47%

Reasoning: I'm essentially on tilt. My plan is apparently throwing whatever I can at the wall to save this position. Godspeed.


 

Current Position(s)

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $33
  • Max Return: $33 & Max Risk: $217
  • Current Value: $250
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 22%

 

META CALL Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $38
  • Max Return: $38 & Max Risk: $212
  • Current Value: $198
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 37%

 

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $125
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $40
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 64%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $52
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 78%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $103
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 67%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $51
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $24
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 72%

 


 

My Thoughts

Oh brother... I had quite the interesting day.

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Goodbye April, Hello May! || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (May 4th - 8th)

Goodbye April, Hello May!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.91
  • Nasdaq 100: +1.45% 
  • Russel 2000: +0.77%
  • Bitcoin: +1.00%

Last week, stocks kept the momentum going. The S&P 500 and Nasdaq pushed to fresh highs as earnings season picked up steam. Big Tech did most of the heavy lifting, with Apple, Amazon, Alphabet, Meta, and Microsoft driving the tone as AI demand stayed front and center. Some reports were clean wins, others reminded everyone how expensive this AI buildout is getting, but overall buyers stayed in control. Energy was a bit choppier, with Exxon and Chevron in focus as oil moved around on geopolitical headlines.

On the macro side, it was a mixed bag that didn’t really slow things down. Q1 GDP came in at 2.0%, March PCE inflation ran hotter at 3.5% year over year, and ISM Manufacturing stayed in expansion at 52.7. The Fed held rates steady, but the messaging wasn’t exactly unified, which keeps some uncertainty in the mix. Headlines also stayed active, with Trump floating a 25% tariff on EU autos and Iran tensions continuing to keep pressure on oil and inflation expectations.

Looking ahead to next week, the calendar is loaded. No holiday, full five-day stretch. You’ve got factory orders Monday, ISM Services and trade balance Tuesday, productivity and unit labor costs Thursday, and the April jobs report Friday. Earnings are still a big driver too, with names like Palantir, AMD, PayPal, Pfizer, Shopify, Pinterest, Datadog, HubSpot, Cloudflare, and Arm reporting. The setup is pretty clear: the rally can keep going, but it’ll need strong earnings to offset sticky inflation, Fed uncertainty, tariffs, and ongoing geopolitical risk. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, May 4th

Morning: Berkshire Hathaway

Evening: Palantir & Pinterest

Tuesday, May 5th

Morning: PayPal, Pfizer & Shopify

Evening: AMC, AMD & Strategy

Wednesday, May 6th

Morning: CVS, Disney, Hut8, Novo Nordisk & Uber

Evening: ARM & Snap

Thursday, May 7th

Morning: McDonald's

Evening: Affirm, Coinbase & Iren

Friday, May 8th

Morning: Wendy's

 


 

Market Events

Monday, May 4th

None

 

Tuesday, May 5th

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Apr)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Apr)

 

Wednesday, May 6th

10:00 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Apr)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, May 7th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claim

 

Friday, May 8th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Change (Apr)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (Apr)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, May 4th)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
    • Profit Factor: 1.64
    • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, May 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 1.53
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, May 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.50
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, May 7th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 2.13
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 6 times (12 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~66%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 4 Trades

April Record: 34/46 Units

May Record: 0/0 Units

 

Monday, Apr 27th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $715 / $716) 🔴 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $664 / $665) 🔴

 

Tuesday, Apr 28th

SPY Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $713 / $714) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $660 / $661) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Apr 29th

No Signal Produced -- FOMC

 

Thursday, Apr 30th

SPY Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $709 / $708) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $657 / $656) 🟢 

 

Friday, May 1st

No Signal Produced

 


 

Fish Head Accusations

1 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || TGIF! Hello May!!!
Friday, May 1st

TGIF! Hello May!!!

THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

No Options Trades Take

 

Thicc Matt's Futures Trades

TOTAL RETURN: +$79,588

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,000) || April Ends With A BANG!!!
Thursday, April 30th

April Ends With A BANG!!!

THICC RETURN: +$1,000

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$48

A BULLISH signal, 5/5 strength, was generated around 11:30am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 6 total units!

SPY Return: +$24 (+100%) per $276 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$24 (+100%) per $276 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$48 (+100%) per $552 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 7,120/7,100 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.80/ea and were bought back at $0.30/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,000!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,000

Total Return: +$1,000 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

Thicc Matt's Futures Trades

TOTAL RETURN: +$86,943.56

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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