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What In The World?! || Issue 12
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
March 16, 2023
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Whiplash Galore!!!

Things popped. Things dropped. Things then really popped?!

The Jobs Report & Housing Data prompted volatility this morning, but the ECB really got things hot & bothered. The European Central Bank decided to raise their rate by 50bps this morning. At first, this seemed be bearish. I mean after all, they did take steps to lessen demand and stated various European banks could be vulnerable in the current economic environment. 

That might sound pretty gnarly upon your first read -- I fully agree. But let's think about it another way. The fact that the ECB felt comfortable with a sizeable rate hike could mean that they believe the current situation isn't that disastrous. To put it another way, their willingness to push down on the economy means they don't think the economy is that bad. 

I have no clue if they are right or wrong, but the bulls in the market are enjoying the decision. I made some smart moves, some dumb moves, and think something exciting is on the horizon (all detailed below).

 


 

Market Events: Thursday, March 17th

09:15 AM    Industrial Production

09:15 AM    Capacity Utilization

10:00 AM    U.S. Leading Economic Index

10:00 AM    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 16th) +$168

$9,395

Daily Realized P&L: +$168

YTD Realized P&L: +$1,855

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$168

META $187.50/$185 Put Credit Spread (7) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $28
  • Closed Debit: $4
  • P&L: +$168 (+85.7%)

 


 

New Position(s)

META PUT Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $202.5 & Bought: $200 --> Credit: $108
  • Max Return: $108 & Max Risk: $142
  • Current Value: $59
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 47%

Reasoning: I'm essentially on tilt. My plan is apparently throwing whatever I can at the wall to save this position. Godspeed.


 

Current Position(s)

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $33
  • Max Return: $33 & Max Risk: $217
  • Current Value: $250
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 22%

 

META CALL Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $38
  • Max Return: $38 & Max Risk: $212
  • Current Value: $198
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 37%

 

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $125
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $40
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 64%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $52
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 78%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $103
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 67%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $51
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $24
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 72%

 


 

My Thoughts

Oh brother... I had quite the interesting day.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.10%
  • Nasdaq 100: -1.26% 
  • Russel 2000: -1.15%
  • Bitcoin: +3.05%

Last week's holiday trading did what holiday trading always does — Thin volume, choppy moves, and zero conviction. Stocks drifted into year-end with the Santa rally never really showing up, then markets went dark for New Year’s Day (Thu). When trading resumed on Friday, buyers showed up selectively, with some dip-buying in cyclicals and semis, while mega-caps stayed mixed. Nothing dramatic, just the market stretching after a long year.

Data-wise, it was a light but telling week. Pending Home Sales (Mon) surprised to the upside, hinting that housing demand may be stabilizing at lower rates. Tuesday brought a cluster of updates: Case-Shiller home prices continued to cool, Chicago PMI remained in contraction but improved, and the December FOMC minutes reinforced the same message we’ve been hearing. Officials are still debating how restrictive policy really is. Friday’s final S&P Global Manufacturing PMI stayed in expansion territory, keeping the soft-landing narrative alive, even if confidence remains fragile.

Looking ahead to next week, things get real again. Monday: ISM Manufacturing PMI. Wednesday: JOLTS job openings. Thursday: weekly jobless claims plus productivity and trade data. And then Friday’s December jobs report takes center stage. With rate expectations already feeling jumpy, that payroll print could be the first real volatility trigger of the new year. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Market Events

Monday, Jan 5th

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Dec)

 

Tuesday, Jan 6th

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Dec)

 

Wednesday, Jan 7th

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (Dec)

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Dec)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTS Job Openings (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Dec)

 

Thursday, Jan 8th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Jan 9th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Change (Dec)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (Dec)

10:00 AM ET    Michigan Report (Jan)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 1.20
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 0.86
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan 7th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.93
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 2.11
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.56
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (16 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 53 Trades

December Record: 70/70 Units

January Record: 4/4 Units

 

Monday, Dec 29th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $690 / $691) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $624) 🟢

 

TuesdayDec 30th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $689 / $690) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $622 / $623) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Dec 31st

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $688 / $689) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $621 / $622) 🟢

 

Thursday, Jan 1st

No Signal Produced (Market Closed)

 

Friday, Jan 2nd

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $687 / $688) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $624) 🟢

 


 

New Year's Resolutions Already Broken

All of them *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

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THICC RETURN: +$780

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$26 (+100%)

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:50am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$10 (+100%) per $190 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$26 (+100%) per $374 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 12 SPX 6,880/6,890 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $1.05/ea and were bought back at $0.40/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $780!

 

Trade One Return: +$780

Total Return: +$780 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Happy New Year!

THICC RETURN: +$660

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$24 (+100%)

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:50am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$10 (+100%) per $190 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$24 (+100%) per $376 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 12 SPX 6,905/6,915 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $0.75/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $660!

 

Trade One Return: +$660

Total Return: +$660 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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