Matt Kohrs
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What In The World?! || Issue 12
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
March 16, 2023
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Whiplash Galore!!!

Things popped. Things dropped. Things then really popped?!

The Jobs Report & Housing Data prompted volatility this morning, but the ECB really got things hot & bothered. The European Central Bank decided to raise their rate by 50bps this morning. At first, this seemed be bearish. I mean after all, they did take steps to lessen demand and stated various European banks could be vulnerable in the current economic environment. 

That might sound pretty gnarly upon your first read -- I fully agree. But let's think about it another way. The fact that the ECB felt comfortable with a sizeable rate hike could mean that they believe the current situation isn't that disastrous. To put it another way, their willingness to push down on the economy means they don't think the economy is that bad. 

I have no clue if they are right or wrong, but the bulls in the market are enjoying the decision. I made some smart moves, some dumb moves, and think something exciting is on the horizon (all detailed below).

 


 

Market Events: Thursday, March 17th

09:15 AM    Industrial Production

09:15 AM    Capacity Utilization

10:00 AM    U.S. Leading Economic Index

10:00 AM    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 16th) +$168

$9,395

Daily Realized P&L: +$168

YTD Realized P&L: +$1,855

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$168

META $187.50/$185 Put Credit Spread (7) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $28
  • Closed Debit: $4
  • P&L: +$168 (+85.7%)

 


 

New Position(s)

META PUT Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $202.5 & Bought: $200 --> Credit: $108
  • Max Return: $108 & Max Risk: $142
  • Current Value: $59
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 47%

Reasoning: I'm essentially on tilt. My plan is apparently throwing whatever I can at the wall to save this position. Godspeed.


 

Current Position(s)

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $33
  • Max Return: $33 & Max Risk: $217
  • Current Value: $250
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 22%

 

META CALL Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $38
  • Max Return: $38 & Max Risk: $212
  • Current Value: $198
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 37%

 

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $125
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $40
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 64%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $52
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 78%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $103
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 67%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $51
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $24
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 72%

 


 

My Thoughts

Oh brother... I had quite the interesting day.

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Merry Christmas! 

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.10
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.59% 
  • Russel 2000: +0.16%
  • Bitcoin: -2.42%

Last week, stocks chopped around, with early weakness giving way to a late-week bounce. Big tech did most of the heavy lifting, helping the S&P 500 and Nasdaq grind out modest gains, while the Dow and small caps lagged. Triple witching added some extra noise, but the overall feel was cautious optimism rather than full risk-on.

Macro-wise, the calendar stayed busy. Retail sales kicked things off, followed by S&P Global’s flash PMIs that hinted at cooling momentum. Inflation and the labor market shared the spotlight later in the week, keeping the “soft landing vs. slowdown” debate alive, while housing data reminded everyone that higher rates are still a headwind. Net result: nothing broke, but nothing fully convinced the market either.

Looking ahead to next week, it is shortened and front-loaded. Tuesday does most of the work with GDP, consumer confidence, durable goods, housing construction, and industrial production all hitting before the holiday lull. Markets close early Wednesday and stay shut Thursday for Christmas, so expect lighter volume, sharper moves, and plenty of year-end positioning as traders try to squeeze out a final win before the calendar flips. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Market Events

Monday, Dec 22nd

None

 

Tuesday, Dec 23rd

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods MoM & YoY (Oct)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Dec)

 

Wednesday, Dec 24th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

01:00 PM ET    Market Closes Early (Christmas Eve)

 

Thursday, Dec 25th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Merry Chirstmas!)

 

Friday, Dec 26th

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Dec 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 2.09
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Dec 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 3.58
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Dec 24th)

  • Market Closes @ 1:00pm ET
  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 1.42
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Dec 25th)

  • Market Closed (Merry Christmas!)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Dec 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.46
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 10 for 10 times (20 for 20 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 39 Trades

December Record: 46/46 Units

 

Monday, Dec 15th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $678 / $677) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $608 / $607) 🟢

 

TuesdayDec 16th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $676 / $675) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $606 / $605) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Dec 17th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $682 / $683) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $614 / $615) 🟢

 

Thursday, Dec 18th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $675 / $674) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $606 / $605) 🟢

 

Friday, Dec 19th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $676 / $675) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $611 / $610) 🟢

 


 

Random Piper Attack Count

83 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$660

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PIPER'S RETURN: +$ (+100%)

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SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $364 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 10 SPX 6,870/6,860 PutCredit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.70/ea and were bought back at $0.15/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $660!

 

Trade One Return: +$660

Total Return: +$660 (before fees)

 

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Piper's Picks

No signal produced

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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