Matt Kohrs
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What In The World?! || Issue 12
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
March 16, 2023
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Whiplash Galore!!!

Things popped. Things dropped. Things then really popped?!

The Jobs Report & Housing Data prompted volatility this morning, but the ECB really got things hot & bothered. The European Central Bank decided to raise their rate by 50bps this morning. At first, this seemed be bearish. I mean after all, they did take steps to lessen demand and stated various European banks could be vulnerable in the current economic environment. 

That might sound pretty gnarly upon your first read -- I fully agree. But let's think about it another way. The fact that the ECB felt comfortable with a sizeable rate hike could mean that they believe the current situation isn't that disastrous. To put it another way, their willingness to push down on the economy means they don't think the economy is that bad. 

I have no clue if they are right or wrong, but the bulls in the market are enjoying the decision. I made some smart moves, some dumb moves, and think something exciting is on the horizon (all detailed below).

 


 

Market Events: Thursday, March 17th

09:15 AM    Industrial Production

09:15 AM    Capacity Utilization

10:00 AM    U.S. Leading Economic Index

10:00 AM    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 16th) +$168

$9,395

Daily Realized P&L: +$168

YTD Realized P&L: +$1,855

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$168

META $187.50/$185 Put Credit Spread (7) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $28
  • Closed Debit: $4
  • P&L: +$168 (+85.7%)

 


 

New Position(s)

META PUT Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $202.5 & Bought: $200 --> Credit: $108
  • Max Return: $108 & Max Risk: $142
  • Current Value: $59
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 47%

Reasoning: I'm essentially on tilt. My plan is apparently throwing whatever I can at the wall to save this position. Godspeed.


 

Current Position(s)

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $33
  • Max Return: $33 & Max Risk: $217
  • Current Value: $250
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 22%

 

META CALL Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $38
  • Max Return: $38 & Max Risk: $212
  • Current Value: $198
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 37%

 

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $125
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $40
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 64%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $52
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 78%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $103
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 67%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $51
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $24
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 72%

 


 

My Thoughts

Oh brother... I had quite the interesting day.

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Falling Higher 

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.15%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.24%
  • Russel 2000: -0.90%
  • Bitcoin: -2.32%

Wall Street finished the week higher, but the rally was far from broad. SPX gained 1.15%, NDX was basically flat, and RTY dropped 0.9% as higher borrowing costs continued to hurt small caps. Stocks hit fresh records early in the week before AI spending concerns rattled tech. Buyers returned Friday, though the 10-year Treasury yield remained elevated near 5.24%. Meanwhile, SpaceX's wireless expansion hammered telecom stocks, and Delta cut its profit outlook as fuel costs climbed.

The economic picture remains mixed. September's ISM Services PMI slipped to 54.9, while its prices index jumped to 74, signaling more inflation pressure. Consumer sentiment also fell to 46.3, and Fed minutes showed policymakers still considering another rate hike this year. Iran remained a major wildcard, although Trump eased tensions Friday by ruling out military strikes before the midterms and pointing to progress in negotiations. Good news for markets, but oil prices and inflation are still big concerns.

Looking ahead to next week, things should be interesting. Markets remain open Monday despite the bond market holiday. Wednesday brings CPI and the Fed's Beige Book, followed by PPI, retail sales, and jobless claims Thursday. Friday wraps up with import/export prices and industrial production. Earnings season also kicks off with JPMorgan, Goldman Sachs, Wells Fargo, Citigroup, Bank of America, Morgan Stanley, ASML, and TSMC. Between inflation data, bank earnings, and Iran headlines, traders will have plenty to watch. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, October 12th

None

Tuesday, October 13th

Morning: Citi, Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan, United & Wells Fargo

Wednesday, October 14th

Morning: ASML, Bank of America, Blackrock & Morgan Stanley

Thursday, October 15th

Morning: TSMC

Evening: Interactive Brokers

Friday, October 16th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, October 12th

None

 

Tuesday, October 13th

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Sep)

 

Wednesday, October 14th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Sep)

02:00 AM ET    Fed Beige Book

 

Thursday, October 15th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Oct)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, October 16th

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, October 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 45%
  • Profit Factor: 0.53
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, October 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 45%
  • Profit Factor: 1.79
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, October 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 1.70
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, October 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.33
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, October 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 1.71
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (16 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 9 Trade

September Record: 53/60 Units

 

Monday, Oct. 5th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $769 / $768) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $748 / $747) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Oct. 6th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Oct. 7th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $773 / $772) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $751 / $750) 🟢

 

Thursday, Oct. 8th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $777 / $778) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $758 / $759) 🟢

 

Friday, Oct. 9th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $775 / $774) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $747 / $746) 🟢

 


 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,050) || Cracks Are Showing
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Cracks Are Showing

THICC RETURN: +$1,050

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN 1 YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$30

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$30 (+100%) per $370 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 35 SPX 7,820/7,830 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $1.00/ea and were bought back at $0.70/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,050!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,050

Total Return: +$1,050 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN 1 YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$0) || Happy Monday!
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THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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