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What In The World?! || Issue 12
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
March 16, 2023
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Whiplash Galore!!!

Things popped. Things dropped. Things then really popped?!

The Jobs Report & Housing Data prompted volatility this morning, but the ECB really got things hot & bothered. The European Central Bank decided to raise their rate by 50bps this morning. At first, this seemed be bearish. I mean after all, they did take steps to lessen demand and stated various European banks could be vulnerable in the current economic environment. 

That might sound pretty gnarly upon your first read -- I fully agree. But let's think about it another way. The fact that the ECB felt comfortable with a sizeable rate hike could mean that they believe the current situation isn't that disastrous. To put it another way, their willingness to push down on the economy means they don't think the economy is that bad. 

I have no clue if they are right or wrong, but the bulls in the market are enjoying the decision. I made some smart moves, some dumb moves, and think something exciting is on the horizon (all detailed below).

 


 

Market Events: Thursday, March 17th

09:15 AM    Industrial Production

09:15 AM    Capacity Utilization

10:00 AM    U.S. Leading Economic Index

10:00 AM    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 16th) +$168

$9,395

Daily Realized P&L: +$168

YTD Realized P&L: +$1,855

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$168

META $187.50/$185 Put Credit Spread (7) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $28
  • Closed Debit: $4
  • P&L: +$168 (+85.7%)

 


 

New Position(s)

META PUT Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $202.5 & Bought: $200 --> Credit: $108
  • Max Return: $108 & Max Risk: $142
  • Current Value: $59
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 47%

Reasoning: I'm essentially on tilt. My plan is apparently throwing whatever I can at the wall to save this position. Godspeed.


 

Current Position(s)

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $33
  • Max Return: $33 & Max Risk: $217
  • Current Value: $250
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 22%

 

META CALL Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $38
  • Max Return: $38 & Max Risk: $212
  • Current Value: $198
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 37%

 

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $125
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $40
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 64%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $52
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 78%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $103
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 67%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $51
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $24
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 72%

 


 

My Thoughts

Oh brother... I had quite the interesting day.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.57%
  • Nasdaq 100: -1.98%
  • Russel 2000: +1.23%
  • Bitcoin: -3.24%

Wall Street started the week strong, but Big Tech eventually spoiled the party. SPX slipped 0.6%, NDX fell 2.0%, and RTY managed to gain 1.3%. Microsoft posted solid cloud growth, but Alphabet and Amazon reignited concerns about massive AI spending. Intel didn't help either, plunging nearly 29% Friday after a disappointing outlook. The takeaway? Investors are starting to question whether all this AI spending is actually worth it.

The Fed held rates steady at 3.75%–4.00%, while economic data painted a mixed picture. Q3 GDP grew a healthy 3.4%, but September PCE inflation remained stubborn at 3.6%, with core at 3.1%. Consumer confidence improved, though inflation is clearly still a headache. Overseas, tensions with Iran kept oil prices elevated. Trump hinted the conflict could end soon, but ongoing military threats and disruptions around the Strait of Hormuz kept traders on edge.

Next week is shaping up to be a busy one. Monday brings ISM Manufacturing and Apple's earnings, followed by JOLTS and the midterm elections Tuesday. Wednesday features ADP employment and ISM Services, while Friday's big event is the October jobs report. Earnings from AMD, Qualcomm, and Palantir will also grab attention. Between the election, economic data, Big Tech earnings, and Iran headlines, there's plenty that could move the market. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect you risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, November 2nd

Evening: Apple & Palantir

Tuesday, November 3rd

Morning: Pfizer & Shopify

Evening: AMD & SuperMicro

Wednesday, November 4th

Morning: CVS, McDonald's & Uber

Evening: Arm, Cava, Qualcomm & Snap

Thursday, November 5th

Morning: Toyota

Evening: Affirm, Airbnb, Cloudflare & Iren

Friday, November 6th

Morning: Moderna

 


 

Market Events

Monday, November 2nd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Oct)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Oct)

 

Tuesday, November 3rd

10:00 AM ET    JOLTS Job Openings (Sep)

 

Wednesday, November 4th

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Oct)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Oct)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Oct)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, November 5th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, November 6th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Report

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, November 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 66%
  • Profit Factor: 2.56
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, November 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 62%
  • Profit Factor: 1.15
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, November 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 72%
  • Profit Factor: 3.18
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, November 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 76%
  • Profit Factor: 3.30
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, November 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.10
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 27 Trades

October Record: 50/50 Units

 

Monday, Oct. 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Oct. 27th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $765 / $764) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $713 / $712) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Oct. 28th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Oct. 29th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $772 / $773) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $719 / $720) 🟢

 

Friday, Oct. 30th

No Signal Produced

 


 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

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THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$60

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 12:00pm ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$24 (+100%) per $176 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$36 (+100%) per $164 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$60 (+100%) per $340 signal capital requirement

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: -$13,300

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: -$360

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:45am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: -$184 per $184 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: -$176 per $176 signal capital requirement

Total Return: -$360 per $360 signal capital requirement

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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