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What In The World?! || Issue 12
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
March 16, 2023
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Whiplash Galore!!!

Things popped. Things dropped. Things then really popped?!

The Jobs Report & Housing Data prompted volatility this morning, but the ECB really got things hot & bothered. The European Central Bank decided to raise their rate by 50bps this morning. At first, this seemed be bearish. I mean after all, they did take steps to lessen demand and stated various European banks could be vulnerable in the current economic environment. 

That might sound pretty gnarly upon your first read -- I fully agree. But let's think about it another way. The fact that the ECB felt comfortable with a sizeable rate hike could mean that they believe the current situation isn't that disastrous. To put it another way, their willingness to push down on the economy means they don't think the economy is that bad. 

I have no clue if they are right or wrong, but the bulls in the market are enjoying the decision. I made some smart moves, some dumb moves, and think something exciting is on the horizon (all detailed below).

 


 

Market Events: Thursday, March 17th

09:15 AM    Industrial Production

09:15 AM    Capacity Utilization

10:00 AM    U.S. Leading Economic Index

10:00 AM    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 16th) +$168

$9,395

Daily Realized P&L: +$168

YTD Realized P&L: +$1,855

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$168

META $187.50/$185 Put Credit Spread (7) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $28
  • Closed Debit: $4
  • P&L: +$168 (+85.7%)

 


 

New Position(s)

META PUT Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $202.5 & Bought: $200 --> Credit: $108
  • Max Return: $108 & Max Risk: $142
  • Current Value: $59
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 47%

Reasoning: I'm essentially on tilt. My plan is apparently throwing whatever I can at the wall to save this position. Godspeed.


 

Current Position(s)

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $33
  • Max Return: $33 & Max Risk: $217
  • Current Value: $250
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 22%

 

META CALL Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $38
  • Max Return: $38 & Max Risk: $212
  • Current Value: $198
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 37%

 

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $125
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $40
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 64%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $52
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 78%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $103
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 67%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $51
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $24
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 72%

 


 

My Thoughts

Oh brother... I had quite the interesting day.

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Rates Get Hiked

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.08%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.94%
  • Russel 2000: -1.51%
  • Bitcoin: +4.75%

Markets were all over the place this week, but big tech held up. SPX finished basically flat, NDX gained about 0.9%, and RTY fell roughly 1.5%. The main event was the Fed, which raised rates 25 bps to 3.75% to 4.00% and kept the door open to another hike later this year.

The data stayed pretty firm. Retail sales jumped 1.2% in August, industrial production was flat, and housing was mixed. Oil stayed above $100 as Iran and regional shipping risks remained a major focus. Trump said he hoped the conflict was moving closer to an end, but energy markets stayed cautious. Lennar also reported a sharp profit drop, while Berkshire announced Warren Buffett will become chairman emeritus and Howard Buffett will take over as chairman.

Next week is lighter, but there are still a few things worth watching. Tuesday has Fed Vice Chair Philip Jefferson, Wednesday brings S&P Global flash PMIs, and Thursday is the big day with jobless claims, new-home sales, and Trump’s scheduled meeting with Xi Jinping. Friday wraps things up with durable-goods orders. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

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Market Events

Monday, September 21st

None

 

Tuesday, September 22nd

None

 

Wednesday, September 23rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Sep)

 

Thursday, September 24th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Aug)

 

Friday, Septmber 25th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Sep)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.37
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 39%
  • Profit Factor: 0.87
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 39%
  • Profit Factor: 0.55
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.53
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 3 for 4 times (6 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~75%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 1 Trade

September Record: 18/20 Units

 

Monday, Sept. 14th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $757 / $756) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $702 / $701) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Sept. 15th

No Signal Produced 

 

Wednesday, Sept. 16th

No Signal Produced 

 

Thursday, Sept. 17th

No Signal Produced 

 

Friday, Sept. 18th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $762 / $763) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $720 / $721) 🔴 

 


 

Times I Wish I Bought More NKE

83,401 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Tuesday, September 22nd

Chop, Chop & More Chop

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$0) || Happy Monday!
Monday, September 21st

Happy Monday!

THICC RETURN: +$0

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$24

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:20am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$10 (+100%) per $190 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$24 (+100%) per $376 signal capital requirement

 

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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