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What In The World?! || Issue 12
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
March 16, 2023
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Whiplash Galore!!!

Things popped. Things dropped. Things then really popped?!

The Jobs Report & Housing Data prompted volatility this morning, but the ECB really got things hot & bothered. The European Central Bank decided to raise their rate by 50bps this morning. At first, this seemed be bearish. I mean after all, they did take steps to lessen demand and stated various European banks could be vulnerable in the current economic environment. 

That might sound pretty gnarly upon your first read -- I fully agree. But let's think about it another way. The fact that the ECB felt comfortable with a sizeable rate hike could mean that they believe the current situation isn't that disastrous. To put it another way, their willingness to push down on the economy means they don't think the economy is that bad. 

I have no clue if they are right or wrong, but the bulls in the market are enjoying the decision. I made some smart moves, some dumb moves, and think something exciting is on the horizon (all detailed below).

 


 

Market Events: Thursday, March 17th

09:15 AM    Industrial Production

09:15 AM    Capacity Utilization

10:00 AM    U.S. Leading Economic Index

10:00 AM    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 16th) +$168

$9,395

Daily Realized P&L: +$168

YTD Realized P&L: +$1,855

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$168

META $187.50/$185 Put Credit Spread (7) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $28
  • Closed Debit: $4
  • P&L: +$168 (+85.7%)

 


 

New Position(s)

META PUT Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $202.5 & Bought: $200 --> Credit: $108
  • Max Return: $108 & Max Risk: $142
  • Current Value: $59
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 47%

Reasoning: I'm essentially on tilt. My plan is apparently throwing whatever I can at the wall to save this position. Godspeed.


 

Current Position(s)

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $33
  • Max Return: $33 & Max Risk: $217
  • Current Value: $250
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 22%

 

META CALL Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $38
  • Max Return: $38 & Max Risk: $212
  • Current Value: $198
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 37%

 

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $125
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $40
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 64%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $52
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 78%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $103
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 67%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $51
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $24
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 72%

 


 

My Thoughts

Oh brother... I had quite the interesting day.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.92%
  • Nasdaq 100: +2.18%
  • Russel 2000: +2.20%
  • Bitcoin: +4.30%

Last week, stocks surged, riding a wave of cooler inflation data and upbeat business surveys. The S&P 500, Nasdaq, and Dow all closed the week at record highs after September’s CPI came in at 0.3% month-over-month and 3.0% year-over-year. This result was right in the sweet spot for investors hoping the Fed stays on pause. A strong batch of tech and financial earnings added fuel to the rally, helping traders shake off weeks of rate jitters and macro noise.

On the economic side, the delayed CPI release confirmed inflation continues to ease, while flash PMIs showed both manufacturing and services staying in growth mode. Still, not everything was rosy. Consumer sentiment dipped slightly in the University of Michigan’s final October reading, a reminder that households are still feeling cautious even as markets power higher.

Looking ahead, the last week of October is loaded. Consumer Confidence hits Tuesday, followed by the Fed’s two-day policy meeting midweek. Thursday brings the first estimate of Q3 GDP, and Friday wraps up with the Employment Cost Index, September’s Personal Income and Spending data, and the Chicago PMI. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, Oct 27th

Evening: Waste Management

Tuesday, Oct 28th

Morning: PayPal, SoFi, UnitedHealth Group & UPS

Evening: Visa

Wednesday, Oct 29th

Morning: Boeing, Caterpillar, CVS & Verizon

Evening: Alphabet, Carvana, Chipotle, Meta, Microsoft & Starbucks

Thursday, Oct 30th

Morning: Lilly, Merck & Roblox

Evening: Apple, Amazon, Coinbase, Reddit , Riot & Strategy

Friday, Oct 31st

Morning: Chevron & ExxonMobil

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Oct 27th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Sep)

 

Tuesday, Oct 28th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Oct)

 

Wednesday, Oct 29th

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Fed Chair Powell Speech

 

Thursday, Oct 30th

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

09:14 AM ET    ECB Rate Decision (Oct)

 

Friday, Oct 31st

06:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (Oct)

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Oct)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Oct 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.65
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Oct 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 2.74
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Oct 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 1.39
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Oct 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.00
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Oct 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 60%
  • Profit Factor: 1.57
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (14 for 14 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 19 Trade

October Record: 46/48 Units

 

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Tuesday, Oct 21st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $669 / $668) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $609 / $608) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Oct 22nd

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $673 / $674) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $612 / $613) 🟢

 

Thursday, Oct 23rd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $667 / $665) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $604 / $603) 🟢

 

Friday, Oct 24th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $675 / $674) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $615 / $614) 🟢

 


 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

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Piper's Picks

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: -$144

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QQQ Return: -$144 per $170 signal capital requirement

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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