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What In The World?! || Issue 12
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
March 16, 2023
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Whiplash Galore!!!

Things popped. Things dropped. Things then really popped?!

The Jobs Report & Housing Data prompted volatility this morning, but the ECB really got things hot & bothered. The European Central Bank decided to raise their rate by 50bps this morning. At first, this seemed be bearish. I mean after all, they did take steps to lessen demand and stated various European banks could be vulnerable in the current economic environment. 

That might sound pretty gnarly upon your first read -- I fully agree. But let's think about it another way. The fact that the ECB felt comfortable with a sizeable rate hike could mean that they believe the current situation isn't that disastrous. To put it another way, their willingness to push down on the economy means they don't think the economy is that bad. 

I have no clue if they are right or wrong, but the bulls in the market are enjoying the decision. I made some smart moves, some dumb moves, and think something exciting is on the horizon (all detailed below).

 


 

Market Events: Thursday, March 17th

09:15 AM    Industrial Production

09:15 AM    Capacity Utilization

10:00 AM    U.S. Leading Economic Index

10:00 AM    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 16th) +$168

$9,395

Daily Realized P&L: +$168

YTD Realized P&L: +$1,855

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$168

META $187.50/$185 Put Credit Spread (7) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $28
  • Closed Debit: $4
  • P&L: +$168 (+85.7%)

 


 

New Position(s)

META PUT Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $202.5 & Bought: $200 --> Credit: $108
  • Max Return: $108 & Max Risk: $142
  • Current Value: $59
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 47%

Reasoning: I'm essentially on tilt. My plan is apparently throwing whatever I can at the wall to save this position. Godspeed.


 

Current Position(s)

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $33
  • Max Return: $33 & Max Risk: $217
  • Current Value: $250
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 22%

 

META CALL Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $38
  • Max Return: $38 & Max Risk: $212
  • Current Value: $198
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 37%

 

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $125
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $40
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 64%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $52
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 78%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $103
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 67%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $51
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $24
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 72%

 


 

My Thoughts

Oh brother... I had quite the interesting day.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.63
  • Nasdaq 100: -3.09% 
  • Russel 2000: -1.76%
  • Bitcoin: -5.72%

Last week, markets spent the week drifting downwards as investors secured their profits after October’s rally. The Nasdaq logged its worst week since spring, the S&P 500 slipped about one and a half percent, and the Dow fell just over one percent. Economic data painted a split picture: services showed steady expansion while manufacturing stayed stuck in contraction. The tone was one of hesitation—optimism in some corners, but not enough to keep momentum going as yields bounced and big tech cooled off.

The consumer side added more uncertainty. The University of Michigan’s sentiment survey fell sharply to its lowest level since 2022, showing households are feeling the pinch from higher prices and lingering rate anxiety. Many major government releases were delayed by the federal shutdown, leaving traders to rely on private data and market tone rather than hard numbers. With limited information and rising doubts, the week felt like one big holding pattern.

Looking ahead to next week, Tuesday’s Veterans Day will keep stock markets open but close the bond market. The focus turns to the NFIB Small Business Optimism Index, weekly jobless claims, and—if the shutdown ends—October’s CPI and PPI reports. Expect a choppy market, reacting more to tone and headlines than to data that may or may not arrive on schedule. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, Nov 10th

Evening: BigBear.AI, CoreWeave, OXY & Rigetti

Tuesday, Nov 11th

Evening: OKLO

Wednesday, Nov 12th

Morning: Circle

Evening: Cisco

Thursday, Nov 13th

Morning: Disney

Friday, Nov 14th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Nov 10th

None

 

Tuesday, Nov 11th

None

 

Wednesday, Nov 12th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, Nov 13th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Oct) (Maybe)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims (Maybe)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, Nov 14th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Oct) (Maybe)

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Oct) (Maybe)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Nov 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.37
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Nov 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 32%
  • Profit Factor: 0.11
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Nov 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.61
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Nov 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 2.10
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Nov 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (8 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 9 Trades

October Record: 62/66 Units

November Record: 8/8 Units

 

Monday, Nov 3rd

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $686 / $687) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $636 / $637) 🟢

 

TuesdayNov 4th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $680 / $681) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $627 / $628) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Nov 5th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Nov 6th

No Signal Produced

 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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