Matt Kohrs
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What In The World?! || Issue 12
“Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."
March 16, 2023
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Whiplash Galore!!!

Things popped. Things dropped. Things then really popped?!

The Jobs Report & Housing Data prompted volatility this morning, but the ECB really got things hot & bothered. The European Central Bank decided to raise their rate by 50bps this morning. At first, this seemed be bearish. I mean after all, they did take steps to lessen demand and stated various European banks could be vulnerable in the current economic environment. 

That might sound pretty gnarly upon your first read -- I fully agree. But let's think about it another way. The fact that the ECB felt comfortable with a sizeable rate hike could mean that they believe the current situation isn't that disastrous. To put it another way, their willingness to push down on the economy means they don't think the economy is that bad. 

I have no clue if they are right or wrong, but the bulls in the market are enjoying the decision. I made some smart moves, some dumb moves, and think something exciting is on the horizon (all detailed below).

 


 

Market Events: Thursday, March 17th

09:15 AM    Industrial Production

09:15 AM    Capacity Utilization

10:00 AM    U.S. Leading Economic Index

10:00 AM    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 16th) +$168

$9,395

Daily Realized P&L: +$168

YTD Realized P&L: +$1,855

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$168

META $187.50/$185 Put Credit Spread (7) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $28
  • Closed Debit: $4
  • P&L: +$168 (+85.7%)

 


 

New Position(s)

META PUT Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $202.5 & Bought: $200 --> Credit: $108
  • Max Return: $108 & Max Risk: $142
  • Current Value: $59
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 47%

Reasoning: I'm essentially on tilt. My plan is apparently throwing whatever I can at the wall to save this position. Godspeed.


 

Current Position(s)

META Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Sold: $190 & Bought: $192.5 --> Credit: $33
  • Max Return: $33 & Max Risk: $217
  • Current Value: $250
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 22%

 

META CALL Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $38
  • Max Return: $38 & Max Risk: $212
  • Current Value: $198
  • Profit Target: $0 (Max)
  • Profit Odds: 37%

 

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $125
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $40
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 64%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $52
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 78%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $103
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 67%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $51
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $24
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 72%

 


 

My Thoughts

Oh brother... I had quite the interesting day.

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The Murder of Metals || Goonie Newsletter
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The Murder of Metals

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.34% (New High)
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.21% 
  • Russel 2000: -1.68%
  • Bitcoin: -12.09%
  • Gold: -2.40% (New High)
  • Silver: -17.44% (New High)

Last week, stocks mostly went sideways into month end. The S&P 500 managed a small gain, but the Dow, Nasdaq, and small caps faded as traders bounced between solid earnings headlines and lingering worries about rates staying higher for longer. It felt like a market waiting for direction rather than committing to one.

Macro news added to the hesitation. The Fed held rates steady at its January meeting and didn’t signal any rush to cut, keeping policy talk firmly in “data dependent” mode. Late-week headlines around a new Fed chair being lined up added another wrinkle to the outlook. Meanwhile, gold and silver went completely off the rails. After ripping higher, both saw sharp reversals, with silver especially getting slammed as volatility exploded and margin requirements were raised. That kind of move tends to ripple across the broader macro tape, and you could feel it in risk appetite.

Looking ahead to next week, you better buckle up! Monday kicks off with ISM Manufacturing and the final S&P Global manufacturing PMI. Tuesday brings JOLTS job openings. Wednesday is busy with ADP jobs, final S&P Global services and composite PMIs, plus ISM Services. Thursday adds weekly jobless claims, and Friday closes it out with the January jobs report, including payrolls, unemployment, and wages. If the market is going to pick a real direction, odds are it comes from that data. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

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Earnings

Monday, Feb 2nd

Morning: Disney

Evening: Palantir

Tuesday, Feb 3rd

Morning: PayPal, Pepsi & Pfizer

Evening: AMD, Chipotle & SuperMicro

Wednesday, Feb 4th

Morning: Novo Nordisk, Lilly, Uber & UBS

Evening: Alphabet, ARM, Qualcomm & Snap

Thursday, Feb 5th

Evening: Affirm, Amazon, Iren, Reddit, Roblox & Strategy

Friday, Feb 6th

Morning: Under Armour

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Feb 2nd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Jan)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Jan)

 

Tuesday, Feb 3rd

10:00 AM ET    JOLTS Job Openings (Dec)

 

Wednesday, Feb 4th

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Jan)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Jan)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Jan)

 

Thursday, Feb 5th

08:15 AM ET    ECB Interest Rate Decision

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Feb 6th

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Report (Jan)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Feb 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 75%
  • Profit Factor: 6.47
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Feb 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.28
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Feb 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.56
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Feb 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 1.69
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Feb 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.99
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (12 for 12 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 15 Trades

January Record: 64/68 Units

 

Monday, Jan 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $688 / $687) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $621 / $620) 🟢

 

TuesdayJan 27th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $693 / $692) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $627 / $626) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Jan 28th

No Signal Produced 

 

Thursday, Jan 29th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $697 / $698) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $634 / $635) 🟢

 

Friday, Jan 30th

No Signal Produced 

 


 

Times I Got Horribly Titled

1 (I cried in the shower)*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Tuesday, February 3rd

Goonies Got Paid!

THICC RETURN: +$800

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for EIGHT MONTHS GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$22

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:15am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$12 (+100%) per $188 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$10 (+100%) per $190 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$22 (+100%) per $378 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 6,845/6,835 Put Credit Spreads These PCS's were sold at $0.45/ea and were bought back at $0.05/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $800!

 

Trade One Return: +$800

Total Return: +$800 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for EIGHT MONTHS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$600) || Happy Monday!
Monday, February 2nd

Happy Monday!

THICC RETURN: +$600

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for HALF A YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$30

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:05am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$30 (+100%) per $370 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 6,910/6,900 Put Credit Spreads

These PCS's were sold at $0.50/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $600!

 

Trade One Return: +$600

Total Return: +$600 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for HALF A YEAR ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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