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The Day of Reckoning || Issue 13
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."
March 17, 2023
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We Survived

Happy St. Patrick's Day, Quadruple Witching & Friday!!!

What a week it has been. The banking sector is still on tilt, volatility is screaming higher, and the party isn't slowing down. If you want a detailed breakdown of what's happening in the finance sector and how we got here, there are a few videos on my channel that do a solid job of explaining the debacle.

There are a few key things you should know. The Fed is still actively fighting inflation -- The next FOMC decision comes out March 22nd. With that being said, they are also trying to not overdo it. Powell doesn't want to economy to look like the slab of meat Rocky trained on. Will they be able to balance both sides? I have no fucking clue. Sure, I hope they can pull it off because there are real-life implications. But, we also don't live in La La Land. We are engaging in a game of odds. In my opinion, it's more likely that the government and regulators mess things up before making the better. I truly hope this prediction is wrong, but it's our job to be prepared for the worst. 

On that note, "stores of value" (i.e. Gold & Bitcoin) have been ripping higher. The price action is clearly telling us big players have been and are continuing to move into a risk off mindset. I also think it's worthwhile to highlight that tech plays (QQQ) have been beaten down the least during the recent onslaught. 

The major things I'll personally be watching for during the upcoming week are detailed below. Whatever happens, don't forget: If you don't have risk management, it's only a matter of time before you get fucked (the bad way).

 


 

Market Events: Thursday, March 20th

None Scheduled

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 0.97
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 20th)

$9,471

Daily Realized P&L: -$1,469 :(

YTD Realized P&L: +$386

 


 

Closed Position(s) -$1,469

META $202.50/$200 Put Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $108
  • Closed Debit: $194
  • P&L: -$688 (-79.3%)

 

META $202.50/$200 Call Credit Spread (8) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $38
  • Closed Debit: $0
  • P&L: +$304 (+100%)

 

META $190/$192.50 Call Credit Spread (5) March 17th

  • Original Credit: $33
  • Closed Debit: $250
  • P&L: -$1,085 (-657.6%)

 


 

New Position(s)

SPY CALL Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $406 & Bought: $407 --> Credit: $23
  • Max Return: $23 & Max Risk: $77
  • Current Value: $25
  • Profit Target: ~$10
  • Profit Odds: 81%

SPY PUT Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $374 & Bought: $373--> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $18 & Max Risk: $82
  • Current Value: $18
  • Profit Target: ~$8
  • Profit Odds: 75%

Reasoning: I wanted a bit more practice with Iron Condors, which is why I made this trade. I've studied them in the past and traded them a decent amount, but I have an idea surrounding them that requires a bit more data. In the coming weeks, you can expect to see a few more advanced options trading strategies. If you have any questions about them, don't hesitate to reach out to me.

For this play, the max gain is $41. This would be achieved if the SPY is below $406 and above $374 on April 6th. In the worst-case scenario, I'll only lose $59. The max risk is $100 (the spread) minus the total premium I collected (i.e. $41) -- It's mathematically impossible for me to lose on both legs (wings?) of the condor.


 

Current Position(s)

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $190
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 69% (Nice)

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $41
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 53%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $39
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 66%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 85%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $173
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 51%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $35
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 86%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $20
  • Profit Target: $10
  • Profit Odds: 75%

 


 

My Thoughts

The lizard-man Zuckerberg took me for $1.5k today.

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January Sets Another Record || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (January 19th - January 23rd)

January Sets Another Record

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.38%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.92% 
  • Russel 2000: +2.32%
  • Bitcoin: +5.51%

Last week, markets mostly went sideways. Indexes tested highs early and then cooling off into the end of the week. It felt like a classic pause. Small caps held up better than expected, big tech picked its spots, and rates stayed in focus as the 10-year hovered in the low-to-mid 4s. Earnings season got rolling, but overall price action said traders were still waiting for a clearer macro signal before committing.

The economic data was the main driver. December CPI showed inflation continuing to cool without collapsing, which was enough to keep the soft-landing narrative alive. Headline prices rose 0.3% month over month and 2.7% year over year, while core CPI came in at 0.2% and 2.6%. Retail sales for November surprised to the upside, pointing to a consumer that is still spending, and industrial production for December jumped 0.4%, reinforcing the idea that growth is slowing but not stalling.

Looking ahead to next week, the reporting is lighter but still important. The focus shifts to housing and economic momentum, starting with pending home sales on Wednesday, jobless claims on Thursday, and the S&P Global flash PMIs on Friday. Don't forget that markets are closed Monday for Martin Luther King Jr. Day. With a shortened week and sentiment-sensitive data, expect quick reactions, thin liquidity, and the usual tendency for traders to change their minds at least once. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.

Best,

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Earnings

Monday, Jan 19th

None

Tuesday, Jan 20th

Morning: 3M

Evening: Interactive Brokers, Netflix & United

Wednesday, Jan 21st

Morning: J&J

Thursday, Jan 22nd

Morning: P&G

Evening: Capital One & Intel

Friday, Jan 23rd

Morning: SLB

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Jan 19th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (MLK Day)

 

Tuesday, Jan 20th

None

 

Wednesday, Jan 21st

08:30 AM ET    Trump Speaks

 

Thursday, Jan 22nd

08:30 AM ET    GDP (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Nov) 

 

Friday, Jan 23rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services & Manufacturing PMI (Jan)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Jan)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan 19th)

  • Market Closed All Day

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.26
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 9 for 10 times (18 for 20 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~90%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

January Record: 36/40 Units

 

Monday, Jan 12th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $690 / $689) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $622 / $621) 🟢

 

TuesdayJan 13th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $691) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $622) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Jan 14th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $693) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $624 / $625) 🟢

 

Thursday, Jan 15th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $691) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $622) 🔴

 

Friday, Jan 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $695 / $696) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $626 / $627) 🟢

 


 

Times Piper Manipulated The Market

27 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,700) || Trump vs Davos
Wednesday, January 21st

Trump vs Davos

THICC RETURN: +$1,700

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$60

A BULLISH signal, 5/5 strength, was generated around 10:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 6 total units!

SPY Return: +$30 (+100%) per $270 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$30 (+100%) per $270 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$60 (+100%) per $540 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 6,940/6,930 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.05/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,700

Total Return: +$1,700 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report || TACO Tuesday!
Tuesday, January 20th

TACO TUESDAY!

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

No Trades for Me! (Too choppy)

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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