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Crazy Is About To Get Crazier || Issue 14
"Another One Bites The Dust"
March 20, 2023
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Let's Do This Thing

Hope you had a great weekend! Praying your hangover has dissipated by now.

There was no major market report today, and there isn't anything too special tomorrow. With that being said, there were still some crazy macro developments. Credit Suisse couldn't handle the heat in the kitchen and is now UBS's problem. UBS got a crazy good deal. The Swiss National Bank is essentially mitigating any of the major downside if Credit Suisse continues to be a toxic mess. 

With respect to the remainder of the week, there will be no shortage of volatility. Former President Trump is expected to be indicted tomorrow. The FOMC meeting is Wednesday. And don't forget, we are still in the middle of a banking crisis.

In my dumbass opinion, there is nothing we can do but white knuckle the handlebars of this rollercoaster. I'm closely watching the 200-day moving average (~$393). If the market holds above, I'm bullish. If the market can't hold the level, I'm bearish. Easy as pie!

 


 

Market Events: Tuesday, March 21st

10:00 AM       Existing Home Sales

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 40%
  • Profit Factor: 0.83
  • Bias: Neutral

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Current Account Value (March 20th)

$9,834

Daily Realized P&L: +$0

YTD Realized P&L: +$386

 


 

Closed Position(s)

None

 


 

New Position(s)

SPY CALL Credit Spread (5) April 14th

  • Sold: $411 & Bought: $412 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $23
  • Profit Target: ~$10
  • Profit Odds: 81%

SPY PUT Credit Spread (5) April 14th

  • Sold: $375 & Bought: $374 --> Credit: $17
  • Max Return: $17 & Max Risk: $83
  • Current Value: $16
  • Profit Target: ~$8
  • Profit Odds: 76%

Reasoning: This is a continuation on the new premium-selling strategy I detailed in the previous newsletter. The max profit ($37) is achieved between $411 and $375 on April 14th. The max loss (-$63) would occur above $411.63 or below $374.37 upon expiration. 


 

Current Position(s)

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $150
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 69%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $35
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $40
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 67%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 83%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $137
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

SPY Iron Condor (5) April 6th

  • $406/$407 Call Spread --> Credit: $23
  • $374/$373 Put Spread --> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $41 & Max Risk: $59
  • Current Value: $42
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 77%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $34
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 84%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $22
  • Profit Target: $10
  • Profit Odds: 76%

 


 

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September Spoils

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.09%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.38%
  • Russel 2000: -0.01%
  • Bitcoin: +2.36%

Last week, stocks were choppy as traders balanced solid economic data with stubborn inflation and higher yields. SPX finished up about 0.1%, NDX gained roughly 0.4%, and RTY added around 0.1%. JOLTS showed about 7.3 million job openings, while both ISM manufacturing and services stayed in expansion. Friday’s jobs report showed 162,000 payroll gains with unemployment holding at 4.1%, which helped push Treasury yields higher.

Iran was also back in focus as renewed U.S.-Iran tensions around the Strait of Hormuz helped send oil higher. Trump said the latest U.S. campaign would not last “too long,” while his administration also appeared to be looking for a path toward de-escalation. On the company side, Broadcom posted another huge quarter, Snowflake kept up strong growth, and Lululemon sank after cutting its outlook again. Adobe also announced that Anil Chakravarthy will take over as CEO in December.

Looking ahead to next week, it's a four-day trading week with markets closed Monday for Labor Day. Thursday brings August PPI, while Friday is the big one with August CPI, real earnings, and preliminary September University of Michigan consumer sentiment. There’s no Fed meeting next week, with the next FOMC decision coming Sept. 16. Oracle and Adobe are also among the bigger earnings reports to watch. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

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Earnings

Monday, September 7th

None

Tuesday, September 8th

None

Wednesday, September 9th

None

Thursday, September 10th

Morning: Macy's

Evening: Adobe & Oracle

Friday, Septmber 11th

Morning: Kroger

 


 

Market Events

Monday, September 7th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Labor Day)

 

Tuesday, September 8th

None

 

Wednesday, September 9th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, September 10th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Aug)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, Septmber 11th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 7th)

  • Market Closed All Day (Labor Day)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.02
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.29
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 1.59
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 66%
  • Profit Factor: 0.97
  • Bias: Neutral

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 37 Trades

August Record: 54/54 Units

September Record: 6/6 Units

 

Monday, Aug. 31st

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 1st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Sept. 2nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept. 3rd

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Sept. 4th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $767 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $715 / $714) 🟢

 


 

Personal Money Invested w/ Nike $NKE

All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$6,000) || TGIF!
Friday, September 4th

TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$6,000

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$15

A BULLISH signal, 3/5 strength, was generated around 11:45am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 2 total units!

SPY Return: +$5 (+100%) per $95 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$10 (+100%) per $90 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$15 (+100%) per $185 signal capital requirement

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$6,077

All of these trades were streamed during the morning session. It wasn't pretty, but hey, green is greens. Lots of good stuff to review this weekend. Cheers!

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$11,000) || Liftoff!
Thursday, September 3rd

Liftoff!

THICC RETURN: +$11,000

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$11,387

All trades were exeucted live on stream -- Hope you got yours!

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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