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Crazy Is About To Get Crazier || Issue 14
"Another One Bites The Dust"
March 20, 2023
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Let's Do This Thing

Hope you had a great weekend! Praying your hangover has dissipated by now.

There was no major market report today, and there isn't anything too special tomorrow. With that being said, there were still some crazy macro developments. Credit Suisse couldn't handle the heat in the kitchen and is now UBS's problem. UBS got a crazy good deal. The Swiss National Bank is essentially mitigating any of the major downside if Credit Suisse continues to be a toxic mess. 

With respect to the remainder of the week, there will be no shortage of volatility. Former President Trump is expected to be indicted tomorrow. The FOMC meeting is Wednesday. And don't forget, we are still in the middle of a banking crisis.

In my dumbass opinion, there is nothing we can do but white knuckle the handlebars of this rollercoaster. I'm closely watching the 200-day moving average (~$393). If the market holds above, I'm bullish. If the market can't hold the level, I'm bearish. Easy as pie!

 


 

Market Events: Tuesday, March 21st

10:00 AM       Existing Home Sales

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 40%
  • Profit Factor: 0.83
  • Bias: Neutral

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Current Account Value (March 20th)

$9,834

Daily Realized P&L: +$0

YTD Realized P&L: +$386

 


 

Closed Position(s)

None

 


 

New Position(s)

SPY CALL Credit Spread (5) April 14th

  • Sold: $411 & Bought: $412 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $23
  • Profit Target: ~$10
  • Profit Odds: 81%

SPY PUT Credit Spread (5) April 14th

  • Sold: $375 & Bought: $374 --> Credit: $17
  • Max Return: $17 & Max Risk: $83
  • Current Value: $16
  • Profit Target: ~$8
  • Profit Odds: 76%

Reasoning: This is a continuation on the new premium-selling strategy I detailed in the previous newsletter. The max profit ($37) is achieved between $411 and $375 on April 14th. The max loss (-$63) would occur above $411.63 or below $374.37 upon expiration. 


 

Current Position(s)

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $150
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 69%

 

OXY Put Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $58 & Bought: $57 --> Credit: $20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $35
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $40
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 67%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $37
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 83%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $137
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

SPY Iron Condor (5) April 6th

  • $406/$407 Call Spread --> Credit: $23
  • $374/$373 Put Spread --> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $41 & Max Risk: $59
  • Current Value: $42
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 77%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $34
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 84%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $22
  • Profit Target: $10
  • Profit Odds: 76%

 


 

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Down We Go || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (March 23rd - 27th)

Down We Go

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.90
  • Nasdaq 100: -1.98% 
  • Russel 2000: -0.96%
  • Bitcoin: -0.63%
  • Gold: -10.57% 
  • Silver: -15.92%

Stocks tried to bounce early in the week, but that momentum didn’t last long. The big focus was Wednesday’s Fed decision, where rates were left unchanged and the outlook still leaned toward higher for longer. At the same time, the data didn’t give much relief. Job openings held steady, but February producer prices came in hotter than expected, keeping inflation concerns front and center.

By the back half of the week, sellers were back in control. Jobless claims stayed relatively low, but growth signals were mixed, with a soft Leading Economic Index and weaker housing data not helping sentiment. Add in sticky labor cost pressures and rising oil, and the market faded into Friday. For the week, the S&P 500 dropped 1.9%, the Dow fell 2.1%, and the Nasdaq slid 2.1%, with a clean five-day trading week and no holidays.

Looking ahead to next week, the calendar is lighter but still has a few key reads. Tuesday brings revised productivity and the flash PMIs, which should give a quick pulse check on business activity. Wednesday follows with import and export prices along with the latest international transactions data. Outside of that, it’s a relatively quiet setup, and markets will be open all week. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

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Earnings

Monday, Mar 23rd

None

Tuesday, Mar 24th

None

Wednesday, Mar 25th

Morning: Chewy

Evening: Beyond Meat

Thursday, Mar 26th

None

Friday, Mar 27th

Morning: Carnival

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Mar 23rd

None

 

Tuesday, Mar 24th

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Mar)

 

Wednesday, Mar 25th

None

 

Thursday, Mar 26th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Mar 27th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Mar)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Mar 23rd)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 36%
    • Profit Factor: 1.05
    • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Mar 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 2.27
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Mar 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.90
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Mar 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 5.94
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Mar 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.51
  • Bias: Bearish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (6 for 6 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 12 Trades

March Record: 28/32 Units

 

Monday, Mar 16th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $667 / $666) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $599 / $598) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Mar 17th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Mar 18th

No Signal Produced (FOMC Day)

 

Thursday, Mar 19th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Mar 20th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $657 / $658) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $592 / $593) 🟢

 


 

Computer Crashes

3 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$5,400) || Happy Monday!
Monday, March 23rd

Happy Monday!

THICC RETURN: +$5,400

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN FIVE ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$76

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:05am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$36 (+100%) per $164 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$40 (+100%) per $160 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$76 (+100%) per $324 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 6,590/6,580 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $2.20/ea and were bought back at $0.40/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $3,600!!!

 

Trade Two: 20 SPX 6,565/6,555 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.00/ea and were bought back at $0.10/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,800!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$3,600

Trade Two Return: +$1,800

Total Return: +$5,400 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN FIVE ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,200) || TGIF!!!
Friday, March 20th

TGIF!!!

THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$42

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$24 (+100%) per $176 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$18 (+100%) per $182 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$42 (+100%) per $358 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 6,605/6,615 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $0.80/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +$1,200 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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