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The Bulls Are Here || Issue 20
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March 29, 2023
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The Bulls Are Here

The bulls are on parade!

I'm not saying it's time to rejoice, but things are feeling pretty bullish. I wouldn't see we have gotten the official breakout signal quite yet, but the bull camp is knocking on the door.

With respect to Market Events, today was second day of congressional testimony involving the Fed and the banking crisis. It was essentially a nothing burger like yesterday. The banking sector didn't hate what was being said. Almost all sectors, excluding healthcare, posted a beautiful green day.

The downside gap fill to $396.49 never came, but man oh man, the seasonality played out amazingly. The bulls were feeling themselves so much that some of my current positions are flashing a danger sign -- All discussed below.

 


 

Market Events: Tuesday, March 30th

08:30 AM       GDP 2nd Revision

08:30 AM       Initial jobless claims

08:30 AM       Continuing Jobless Claims

12:45 PM       Boston Fed President Collins Speaks

12:45 PM      Richmond Fed President Barkin Speaks

01:00 PM       Minneapolis Fed President Kashkari Speaks

04:15 PM       Fed H.4.1 Report on Bank Lending

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (March 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 47.8%
  • Profit Factor: 0.52
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (March 29th) 

$10,198

Daily Realized P&L: +$0

YTD Realized P&L: +$556

 


 

Closed Position(s)

None

 


 

New Position(s)

None

 


 

Current Position(s)

NVDA Call Credit Spread (2) March 31st

  • Sold: $270 & Bought: $275 --> Credit: $71
  • Max Return: $71 & Max Risk: $429
  • Current Value: $188
  • Profit Target: $25
  • Profit Odds: 52%

 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (10) March 31st

  • Sold: $312 & Bought: $313 --> Credit: $0.20
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $55
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 46%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (4) March 31st

  • Sold: $200 & Bought: $202.50 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $213
  • Current Value: $44
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 79%

 

JPM Put Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $125 & Bought: $120 --> Credit: $100
  • Max Return: $100 & Max Risk: $400
  • Current Value: $60
  • Profit Target: $40
  • Profit Odds: 75%

 

SPY Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $406 & Bought: $407 --> Credit: $12
  • Max Return: $23 & Max Risk: $77
  • Current Value: $34
  • Profit Target: $10
  • Profit Odds: 69%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 6th

  • $411/$412 Call Spread --> Credit: $18
  • $386/$385 Put Spread --> Credit: $19
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $63
  • Current Value: $20
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 86%

 

TSLA Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Sold: $207.50 & Bought: $210 --> Credit: $40
  • Max Return: $40 & Max Risk: $210
  • Current Value: $57
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 77%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 10th

  • $407/$408 Call Spread --> Credit: $23
  • $387/$386 Put Spread --> Credit: $16
  • Max Return: $39 & Max Risk: $61
  • Current Value: $44
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 70%

 

SPY Iron Condor (5) April 14th

  • $411/$412 Call Spread --> Credit: $20
  • $375/$374 Put Spread --> Credit: $17
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $63
  • Current Value: $33
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 76%

 

TLT Put Credit Spread (10) April 21st

  • Sold: $101 & Bought: $100 --> Credit: $27
  • Max Return: $27 & Max Risk: $73
  • Current Value: $21
  • Profit Target: $10
  • Profit Odds: 74%

 


 

My Thoughts

We are getting close.

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September Spoils

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.09%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.38%
  • Russel 2000: -0.01%
  • Bitcoin: +2.36%

Last week, stocks were choppy as traders balanced solid economic data with stubborn inflation and higher yields. SPX finished up about 0.1%, NDX gained roughly 0.4%, and RTY added around 0.1%. JOLTS showed about 7.3 million job openings, while both ISM manufacturing and services stayed in expansion. Friday’s jobs report showed 162,000 payroll gains with unemployment holding at 4.1%, which helped push Treasury yields higher.

Iran was also back in focus as renewed U.S.-Iran tensions around the Strait of Hormuz helped send oil higher. Trump said the latest U.S. campaign would not last “too long,” while his administration also appeared to be looking for a path toward de-escalation. On the company side, Broadcom posted another huge quarter, Snowflake kept up strong growth, and Lululemon sank after cutting its outlook again. Adobe also announced that Anil Chakravarthy will take over as CEO in December.

Looking ahead to next week, it's a four-day trading week with markets closed Monday for Labor Day. Thursday brings August PPI, while Friday is the big one with August CPI, real earnings, and preliminary September University of Michigan consumer sentiment. There’s no Fed meeting next week, with the next FOMC decision coming Sept. 16. Oracle and Adobe are also among the bigger earnings reports to watch. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, September 7th

None

Tuesday, September 8th

None

Wednesday, September 9th

None

Thursday, September 10th

Morning: Macy's

Evening: Adobe & Oracle

Friday, Septmber 11th

Morning: Kroger

 


 

Market Events

Monday, September 7th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Labor Day)

 

Tuesday, September 8th

None

 

Wednesday, September 9th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, September 10th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Aug)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, Septmber 11th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 7th)

  • Market Closed All Day (Labor Day)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.02
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.29
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 1.59
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 66%
  • Profit Factor: 0.97
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 37 Trades

August Record: 54/54 Units

September Record: 6/6 Units

 

Monday, Aug. 31st

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 1st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Sept. 2nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept. 3rd

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Sept. 4th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $767 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $715 / $714) 🟢

 


 

Personal Money Invested w/ Nike $NKE

All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$15

A BULLISH signal, 3/5 strength, was generated around 11:45am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 2 total units!

SPY Return: +$5 (+100%) per $95 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$10 (+100%) per $90 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$15 (+100%) per $185 signal capital requirement

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$6,077

All of these trades were streamed during the morning session. It wasn't pretty, but hey, green is greens. Lots of good stuff to review this weekend. Cheers!

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$11,000) || Liftoff!
Thursday, September 3rd

Liftoff!

THICC RETURN: +$11,000

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$11,387

All trades were exeucted live on stream -- Hope you got yours!

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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