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Back To The Chop || Issue 26
"How The F*** Else Are You Supposed To Do This Job? Cocaine And Hookers, My Friend."
April 06, 2023
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Back To The Chop

Good and bad news -->

The good news: Seasonality called for a bullish day, and that's exactly what we got.

The bad news: My current positions benefit from bearish movement, so my unrealized PnL is hurting.

 

The major market event of the day was the jobless claims report (228k vs 200k Exp). Early this morning, the market was looking sluggish. I'm not sure if they got up late or just needed a coffee, but the bulls really started to show up around 10:45am ET. If you caught this trade, massive congrats.

Even though this is that last trading day of the week (the market is closed on Friday, April 7th in observation of Murder Friday), the Unemployment Report is coming out tomorrow at 8:30am ET. You'll be able to see if the market is happy or not by watching the reaction in the crypto market -- specifically Bitcoin. 

Moving forward, seasonality tells us that Monday has a greater statistical likelihood of being bearish rather than bullish. My positions, all detailed below, very much hope this prediction becomes a reality. 

Enjoy the long weekend!

 


 

Market Events: Friday, April 7th & Monday, April 10th

Friday

08:30AM       U.S. Employment Report

08:30AM       U.S. Unemployment Rate

08:30AM       Average Hourly Wages

08:30AM       Average hourly wages (YoY)

03:00PM       Consumer Credit

 

Monday

10:00AM       Wholesale Inventories

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (April 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 32%
  • Profit Factor: 0.47
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (April 6th) 

$11,144

Daily Realized P&L: -$205

YTD Realized P&L: +$520

 


 

Closed Position(s) -$205

SPY $406/$407 Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Original Credit: $23
  • Closed Debit: $100
  • P&L: -$385 (-77%)

 

SPY Iron Condor $411/$386 (5) April 6th

  • Original Credit: $37
  • Closed Debit: $1
  • P&L: +$180 (+97%)

 


 

Current Position(s)

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 10th

  • $407/$408 Call Spread --> Credit: $23
  • $387/$386 Put Spread --> Credit: $16
  • Max Return: $39 & Max Risk: $61
  • Current Value: $65
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 32%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 10th

  • $405/$406 Call Spread --> Credit: $22
  • $384/$383 Put Spread --> Credit: $16
  • Max Return: $38 & Max Risk: $62
  • Current Value: $77
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 19%

 

SPY Put Credit Spread (15) April 10th

  • Sold: $402 & Bought: $403 --> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $18 & Max Risk: $82
  • Current Value: $8
  • Profit Target: $0
  • Profit Odds: 89%

 

SPY Iron Condor (5) April 14th

  • $411/$412 Call Spread --> Credit: $20
  • $375/$374 Put Spread --> Credit: $17
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $63
  • Current Value: $45
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

SPY Iron Condor (5) April 14th

  • $413/$414 Call Spread --> Credit: $18
  • $380/$379 Put Spread --> Credit: $16
  • Max Return: $34 & Max Risk: $66
  • Current Value: $36
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 66%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 21st

  • $420/$422 Call Spread --> Credit: $48
  • $397/$395 Put Spread --> Credit: $30
  • Max Return: $78 & Max Risk: $122
  • Current Value: $60
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 28th

  • $422/$424 Call Spread --> Credit: $41
  • $393/$391 Put Spread --> Credit: $28
  • Max Return: $69 & Max Risk: $131
  • Current Value: $63
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 87%

 


 

New Position(s)

None

 


 

My Thoughts 

Well, that was a waste of a week.

We essentially ended where we started. I hope you didn't make too many silly moves due to boredom. This aint no Silly Goose University.

I'm still holding my SPY & TSLA puts. My risk hasn't been hit on either, but I'm not feeling as confident as I was yesterday. I'm still hopeful seasonality will favor me come Monday. I'm hoping that this upcoming week is more exciting. I've said this a million times, and I'm sure I'll say it a million more: Markets expand & they contract. One phase naturally leads to the other. You can make money in either environment, but big money is typically waiting for the expansion to start and then riding the wave.

I would strongly argue this entire week has proven to be a contraction. It could be because we've already moved too much. It could be because of the holiday. It could be both. Who knows, who cares? The point is to wait for the deck to be stacked in your favor and that's when you throw your money on the table.

Thanks for reading -- Much Love!

 


 

Notes

Max Return (Credit Spreads): The credit received when creating the position. This is achieved when you get to the expiration date and the price is below the sold contract for a Call Credit Spread and above the sold contract for a Put Credit Spread.

Max Risk (Credit Spreads): The difference between the spread's two strikes minus the credit received when the position was created.

Breakeven (Credit Spreads): The sold strike plus the credit for CCS and the strike minus the credit for PCS.

 

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.47%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.79%
  • Russel 2000: +2.09%
  • Bitcoin: -0.52%

Wall Street had a choppy week, with the major indices heading in different directions. The S&P 500 slipped 0.5%, the Nasdaq 100 fell roughly 0.8%, and the Russell 2000 rallied 2%. Tech took the biggest hit as investors started questioning the massive costs behind the AI boom. Meta’s $135 billion to $145 billion spending plans raised some eyebrows, while semiconductor stocks struggled. Tesla beat revenue expectations, but that wasn't enough to shake the broader concerns surrounding tech valuations.

On the economic front, October's flash PMI showed business activity was still growing, although inflation remained a concern. Housing starts fell 5.2%, while leading economic indicators were flat. Meanwhile, tensions between Trump and Iran continued to shake up energy markets, pushing Brent crude above $116 per barrel. Trump suggested the conflict could end quickly, but uncertainty around oil prices remains. Elsewhere, reports of a potential SpaceX wireless carrier weighed on AT&T and T-Mobile.

Next week is shaping up to be a big one. Tuesday brings durable goods orders, new home sales, and consumer confidence. Wednesday features the Fed's rate decision, followed by Q3 GDP and PCE inflation data on Thursday. Friday wraps things up with the employment cost index. Earnings will also be in full swing, with Microsoft, Alphabet, Amazon, Intel, ExxonMobil, and Chevron all on deck. Between the Fed, inflation, earnings, and geopolitical headlines, there's no shortage of potential market movers. As always, stick to your plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, October 26th

Morning: Verizon

Tuesday, October 27th

Morning: Coca Cola, Boeing, SoFi & UPS

Evening: Robinhood & Visa

Wednesday, October 28th

Evening: Alphabet, FedEx & Microsoft

Thursday, October 29th

Morning: Caterpillar, Lilly, Mastercard

Evening: Amazon, Coinbase, Intel, Reddit, Roblox, Starbucks & Strategy

Friday, October 30th

Morning: Chevron & Exxon Mobil

 


 

Market Events

Monday, October 26th

None

 

Tuesday, October 27th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    New Homes Sales (Sep)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Confidence (Oct)

 

Wednesday, October 28th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales (Sep)

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Chair Warsh Press Conference

 

Thursday, October 29th

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    GDP QoQ (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, October 30th

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Oct)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, October 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.34
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, October 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.76
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, October 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 62%
  • Profit Factor: 2.80
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, October 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 1.33
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, October 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.80
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (8 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 21 Trades

October Record: 40/40 Units

 

Monday, Oct. 19th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $765 / $764) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $716 / $715) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Oct. 13th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Oct. 14th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Oct. 15th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Oct. 16th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $758 / $757) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $701 / $700) 🟢

 


 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Friday, October 30th

Mischief Night Madness

THICC RETURN: +$1,800

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for ALMOST TWO ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 40 SPX 7,645/7,655 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $1.40/ea and were bought back at $0.95/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,800!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,800

Total Return: +$1,800 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for ALMOST TWO ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Welcome To Chop City!

THICC RETURN: +$2,500

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN TWO YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$36

A BEARISH signal, 3/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 2 total units!

SPY Return: +$16 (+100%) per $84 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $80 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $164 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 7,735/7,745 Call Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.75/ea and were bought back at $0.50/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$2,500

Total Return: +$2,500 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN TWO YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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