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Back To The Chop || Issue 26
"How The F*** Else Are You Supposed To Do This Job? Cocaine And Hookers, My Friend."
April 06, 2023
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Back To The Chop

Good and bad news -->

The good news: Seasonality called for a bullish day, and that's exactly what we got.

The bad news: My current positions benefit from bearish movement, so my unrealized PnL is hurting.

 

The major market event of the day was the jobless claims report (228k vs 200k Exp). Early this morning, the market was looking sluggish. I'm not sure if they got up late or just needed a coffee, but the bulls really started to show up around 10:45am ET. If you caught this trade, massive congrats.

Even though this is that last trading day of the week (the market is closed on Friday, April 7th in observation of Murder Friday), the Unemployment Report is coming out tomorrow at 8:30am ET. You'll be able to see if the market is happy or not by watching the reaction in the crypto market -- specifically Bitcoin. 

Moving forward, seasonality tells us that Monday has a greater statistical likelihood of being bearish rather than bullish. My positions, all detailed below, very much hope this prediction becomes a reality. 

Enjoy the long weekend!

 


 

Market Events: Friday, April 7th & Monday, April 10th

Friday

08:30AM       U.S. Employment Report

08:30AM       U.S. Unemployment Rate

08:30AM       Average Hourly Wages

08:30AM       Average hourly wages (YoY)

03:00PM       Consumer Credit

 

Monday

10:00AM       Wholesale Inventories

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (April 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 32%
  • Profit Factor: 0.47
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (April 6th) 

$11,144

Daily Realized P&L: -$205

YTD Realized P&L: +$520

 


 

Closed Position(s) -$205

SPY $406/$407 Call Credit Spread (5) April 6th

  • Original Credit: $23
  • Closed Debit: $100
  • P&L: -$385 (-77%)

 

SPY Iron Condor $411/$386 (5) April 6th

  • Original Credit: $37
  • Closed Debit: $1
  • P&L: +$180 (+97%)

 


 

Current Position(s)

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 10th

  • $407/$408 Call Spread --> Credit: $23
  • $387/$386 Put Spread --> Credit: $16
  • Max Return: $39 & Max Risk: $61
  • Current Value: $65
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 32%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 10th

  • $405/$406 Call Spread --> Credit: $22
  • $384/$383 Put Spread --> Credit: $16
  • Max Return: $38 & Max Risk: $62
  • Current Value: $77
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 19%

 

SPY Put Credit Spread (15) April 10th

  • Sold: $402 & Bought: $403 --> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $18 & Max Risk: $82
  • Current Value: $8
  • Profit Target: $0
  • Profit Odds: 89%

 

SPY Iron Condor (5) April 14th

  • $411/$412 Call Spread --> Credit: $20
  • $375/$374 Put Spread --> Credit: $17
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $63
  • Current Value: $45
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 57%

 

SPY Iron Condor (5) April 14th

  • $413/$414 Call Spread --> Credit: $18
  • $380/$379 Put Spread --> Credit: $16
  • Max Return: $34 & Max Risk: $66
  • Current Value: $36
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 66%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 21st

  • $420/$422 Call Spread --> Credit: $48
  • $397/$395 Put Spread --> Credit: $30
  • Max Return: $78 & Max Risk: $122
  • Current Value: $60
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 81%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 28th

  • $422/$424 Call Spread --> Credit: $41
  • $393/$391 Put Spread --> Credit: $28
  • Max Return: $69 & Max Risk: $131
  • Current Value: $63
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 87%

 


 

New Position(s)

None

 


 

My Thoughts 

Well, that was a waste of a week.

We essentially ended where we started. I hope you didn't make too many silly moves due to boredom. This aint no Silly Goose University.

I'm still holding my SPY & TSLA puts. My risk hasn't been hit on either, but I'm not feeling as confident as I was yesterday. I'm still hopeful seasonality will favor me come Monday. I'm hoping that this upcoming week is more exciting. I've said this a million times, and I'm sure I'll say it a million more: Markets expand & they contract. One phase naturally leads to the other. You can make money in either environment, but big money is typically waiting for the expansion to start and then riding the wave.

I would strongly argue this entire week has proven to be a contraction. It could be because we've already moved too much. It could be because of the holiday. It could be both. Who knows, who cares? The point is to wait for the deck to be stacked in your favor and that's when you throw your money on the table.

Thanks for reading -- Much Love!

 


 

Notes

Max Return (Credit Spreads): The credit received when creating the position. This is achieved when you get to the expiration date and the price is below the sold contract for a Call Credit Spread and above the sold contract for a Put Credit Spread.

Max Risk (Credit Spreads): The difference between the spread's two strikes minus the credit received when the position was created.

Breakeven (Credit Spreads): The sold strike plus the credit for CCS and the strike minus the credit for PCS.

 

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Goodbye November, Hello December

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +3.73
  • Nasdaq 100: +4.93% 
  • Russel 2000: +5.14%
  • Bitcoin: +6.86%

Stocks drifted higher during the shortened Thanksgiving week, with momentum carrying over from the month-long rally powered by expectations of a December rate cut. Trading volume was light, but the S&P 500 and Nasdaq still managed modest gains as investors leaned into tech strength while the Dow moved more cautiously. With markets closed on Thursday for the holiday and operating a half-day on Friday, the tone stayed upbeat even without fresh catalysts.

Economic data was almost nonexistent because several agencies are still catching up from earlier reporting delays, leaving traders without the usual stream of releases like inflation or income numbers. That absence kept the focus on sentiment instead of fundamentals, and the market didn’t seem to mind. Equities held their ground, volatility stayed contained, and the bullish bias that’s defined November stayed intact.

Looking to next week, the calendar should start normalizing as delayed reports are expected to flow again, potentially including key inflation and spending updates plus a fresh wave of early Q4 earnings. That mix of data and corporate results will matter far more than anything we got this week, and it’ll give traders a clearer read on whether November’s strength can carry into December — or if caution starts to creep back in. As always, stick to your trading and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, Dec 1st

Evening: MongoDB

Tuesday, Dec 2nd

Evening: CrowdStrike & GitLab

Wednesday, Dec 3rd

Morning: Dollar Tree & Macy's

Evening: C3.AI, Salesforce & Snowflake

Thursday, Dec 4th

Morning: Dollar General & Kroger

Evening: DocuSign & ULTA Beauty

Friday, Dec 5th

None

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Dec 1st

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Dec)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Nov)

08:00 PM ET    Fed Chair Powell Speaks

 

Tuesday, Dec 2nd

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Sep)

 

Wednesday, Dec 3rd

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Nov)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Nov)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI & Prices (Nov)

 

Thursday, Dec 4th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Dec 5th

10:00 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Sep)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Dec 1st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.80
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Dec 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.84
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Dec 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.08
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Dec 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.92
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Dec 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 3.26
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 2 for 2 times (4 for 4 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 15 Trades

November Record: 24/24 Units

 

Monday, Nov 24th

No Signal Produced

 

TuesdayNov 25th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Nov 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $676 / $675) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $610 / $609) 🟢

 

Thursday, Nov 27th

No Signal Produced -- Market Closed (Thanksgiving)

 

Friday, Nov 28th

No Signal Produced -- Market Half Day

 


 

Pie Consumed

4.6 Slices *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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PIPER'S RETURN: +$36 (+100%)

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SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $184 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $364 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 10 SPX 6,800/6,795 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.70/ea and were bought back at $0.05/ea  -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $650!

 

Trade One Return: +$650

Total Return: +$650 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$40 (+100%)

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$20 (+100%) per $180 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$40 (+100%) per $360 signal capital requirement

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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