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The Hoppy Week Ahead || Issue 27
“Immortals. We put their name to the test.”
April 10, 2023
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The Hoppy Week Ahead

I hope you got to enjoy the long weekend. More importantly, I hope you were able to destroy the market today!

This week is shaping up to be an exciting one. It's officially the start of Earning's Season. Listed below are the major earnings I think you'll be interested in. I wanted to quickly highlight that major banks will be reporting at the end of the week. Their commentary on the current state of the banking crisis could prompt a strong bullish or bearish reaction. I personally don't see a neutral reaction as a likely outcome.

But wait, there's more! Before all that goes down, a myriad of economic reports will be made available. The CPI report comes out Wednesday. The PPI report comes out on Thursday. And finally, the Retail Sales report comes out on Friday. What a time to be a degenerate trader!

I wish I could tell you how this will all play out. My portfolio really wishes I knew how this would all play out. Alas, no person on this planet could be 100% certain. If someone definitively knew, they sure as fuck wouldn't be giving it away in a free newsletter. My point in saying this is that everything boils down to the basics. Look for optimal low risk to high reward setups and respect your plan. Stick to your profit targets & stop losses whatever they might be.

 

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Market Events: Tuesday, April 11th

06:00 AM       NFIB Optimism Index

01:30 PM       Chicago Fed President Goolsbee Speaks

06:30 PM       Philadelphia Fed President Harker Speaks

07:30 PM       Minneapolis Fed President Kashkari Speaks

 


 

Earnings: April 10th - 14th

Monday: Tilray

Tuesday: Carmax

Wednesday: LVMH

Thursday: Delta & Progressive

Friday: Citi, Blackrock, JPMorgan, PNC, United Health Group & Wells Fargo

 

Note: This is NOT the full list -- I included the names of companies that are popular within the Goonie Community.

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (April 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 60%
  • Profit Factor: 3.71
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (April 10th) 

$10,633

Daily Realized P&L: -$123

YTD Realized P&L: +$397

 


 

Closed Position(s)

SPY $407/$387 Iron Condor (3) April 10th

  • Original Credit: $39
  • Closed Debit: $94
  • P&L: -$165 (-59%)

 

SPY $405/$384 Iron Condor (3) April 10th

  • Original Credit: $39
  • Closed Debit: $100
  • P&L: -$183 (-61%)

 

SPY Put Credit Spread (15) April 10th

  • Original Credit: $18
  • Closed Debit: $3
  • P&L: +$225 (+83%)

 


 

Current Position(s)

SPY Iron Condor (5) April 14th

  • $411/$412 Call Spread --> Credit: $20
  • $375/$374 Put Spread --> Credit: $17
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $63
  • Current Value: $49
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 55%

 

SPY Iron Condor (5) April 14th

  • $413/$414 Call Spread --> Credit: $18
  • $380/$379 Put Spread --> Credit: $16
  • Max Return: $34 & Max Risk: $66
  • Current Value: $38
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 65%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 21st

  • $420/$422 Call Spread --> Credit: $48
  • $397/$395 Put Spread --> Credit: $30
  • Max Return: $78 & Max Risk: $122
  • Current Value: $52
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 83%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 28th

  • $422/$424 Call Spread --> Credit: $41
  • $393/$391 Put Spread --> Credit: $28
  • Max Return: $69 & Max Risk: $131
  • Current Value: $48
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 86%

 


 

New Position(s)

SPY Call Credit Spread (3) May 5th

  • Sold: $424 & Bought: $426 --> Credit: $41
  • Max Return: $41 & Max Risk: $159
  • Current Value: $46
  • Profit Target: $10
  • Profit Odds: 80%

 

SPY Put Credit Spread (3) May 5th

  • Sold: $397 & Bought: $395 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $163
  • Current Value: $36
  • Profit Target: $10
  • Profit Odds: 74%

Reasoning: A continuaion of the Iron Condor strategy.


 

My Thoughts 

Even though today ended up being bullish, I'm still holding my SPY & TSLA puts. Obviously, I'm starting to feel the pain, but my risk has yet to be hit. It's honestly this simple: Neither my profit target nor my risk has been hit, so I'm sitting on my hands.

On a positive note, my robot crushed the market (both long & short) today. Would you want me to start posting those details in here? Let me know in a comment below. I'm more than happy to include the details, I just don't want things to become too cluttered.

With respect to the remainder of this week, I'm simply waiting. I could make a bullish prediction based off of seasonality, but it would be low confidence. Honestly, I'm planning on waiting around until the fireworks start going off Wednesday, Thursday & Friday of this week. I want to be reactive not predictive.

Thanks for reading -- Much Love!

 


 

Notes

Max Return (Credit Spreads): The credit received when creating the position. This is achieved when you get to the expiration date and the price is below the sold contract for a Call Credit Spread and above the sold contract for a Put Credit Spread.

Max Risk (Credit Spreads): The difference between the spread's two strikes minus the credit received when the position was created.

Breakeven (Credit Spreads): The sold strike plus the credit for CCS and the strike minus the credit for PCS.

 

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.09%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.38%
  • Russel 2000: -0.01%
  • Bitcoin: +2.36%

Last week, stocks were choppy as traders balanced solid economic data with stubborn inflation and higher yields. SPX finished up about 0.1%, NDX gained roughly 0.4%, and RTY added around 0.1%. JOLTS showed about 7.3 million job openings, while both ISM manufacturing and services stayed in expansion. Friday’s jobs report showed 162,000 payroll gains with unemployment holding at 4.1%, which helped push Treasury yields higher.

Iran was also back in focus as renewed U.S.-Iran tensions around the Strait of Hormuz helped send oil higher. Trump said the latest U.S. campaign would not last “too long,” while his administration also appeared to be looking for a path toward de-escalation. On the company side, Broadcom posted another huge quarter, Snowflake kept up strong growth, and Lululemon sank after cutting its outlook again. Adobe also announced that Anil Chakravarthy will take over as CEO in December.

Looking ahead to next week, it's a four-day trading week with markets closed Monday for Labor Day. Thursday brings August PPI, while Friday is the big one with August CPI, real earnings, and preliminary September University of Michigan consumer sentiment. There’s no Fed meeting next week, with the next FOMC decision coming Sept. 16. Oracle and Adobe are also among the bigger earnings reports to watch. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, September 7th

None

Tuesday, September 8th

None

Wednesday, September 9th

None

Thursday, September 10th

Morning: Macy's

Evening: Adobe & Oracle

Friday, Septmber 11th

Morning: Kroger

 


 

Market Events

Monday, September 7th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Labor Day)

 

Tuesday, September 8th

None

 

Wednesday, September 9th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, September 10th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Aug)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, Septmber 11th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 7th)

  • Market Closed All Day (Labor Day)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.02
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.29
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 1.59
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 66%
  • Profit Factor: 0.97
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 37 Trades

August Record: 54/54 Units

September Record: 6/6 Units

 

Monday, Aug. 31st

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 1st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Sept. 2nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept. 3rd

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Sept. 4th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $767 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $715 / $714) 🟢

 


 

Personal Money Invested w/ Nike $NKE

All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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THICC RETURN: +$6,000

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$15

A BULLISH signal, 3/5 strength, was generated around 11:45am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 2 total units!

SPY Return: +$5 (+100%) per $95 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$10 (+100%) per $90 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$15 (+100%) per $185 signal capital requirement

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$6,077

All of these trades were streamed during the morning session. It wasn't pretty, but hey, green is greens. Lots of good stuff to review this weekend. Cheers!

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$11,000) || Liftoff!
Thursday, September 3rd

Liftoff!

THICC RETURN: +$11,000

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$11,387

All trades were exeucted live on stream -- Hope you got yours!

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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