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Oh Duck || Issue 32
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April 17, 2023
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Oh Duck

Welcome back to the action!

I hope you had a great weekend. I particularly hope you were able to enjoy a meal at Texas Roadhouse -- There's nothing that can't be fixed by their magical rolls. 

Let's talk about the markets! In terms of Market Events, this week is a little quiet. There are some economic reports that are worthwhile paying attention to, but nothing that is Matt-Do-An-Extra-Stream worthy. I'll make sure to cover the things you most likely care about during the typical show (promise). 

With that being said, we are in Earnings Season. Last week was the official start, but this week is when things get fun. I detailed the dates of the major earnings reports below. If you want me to do a specialty stream from Tesla's announcement, please let me know.

Beyond Tesla, I'll be paying close attention to BAC, NFLX, AAL, UAL & PG. I think this specific group will give us useful insights into the current state of the economy & markets. Buckle up for the ride!

 


 

Market Events: Tuesday, April 18th

08:30 AM       Housing Starts

08:30 AM       Building Permits

01:00 PM       Fed Gov. Michelle Bowman Speaks

 


 

Earnings: April 17th - 21st

Monday: Charles Schwab & State Street

Tuesday: Bank of America, Bank of NY Mellon, Goldman Sachs, Interactive Brokers, J&J, Lockheed Martin, Netflix, Silvergate Cap & United Airlines

Wednesday: Heineken, IBM, Las Vegas Sands, L’Oreal, Morgan Stanley, Nasdaq & Tesla

Thursday: Alaska Air, American Airlines, American Express, AT&T, Blackstone, Philip Morris, Taiwan Semiconductor, Union Pacific & Virtu Financial

Friday: P&G & Schlumberger

 

Note: This is NOT the full list -- I included the names of companies that are popular within the Goonie Community.

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (April 18th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 1.89
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (April 17th) +$117

Daily Realized P&L: $117

YTD Realized P&L: +$505

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$117

SPY $422/$393 Iron Condor (3) April 28th

  • Original Credit: $69
  • Closed Debit: $30
  • P&L: +$117 (+56.5%)

 


 

Current Position(s)

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 28th

  • $419/$421 Call Spread --> Credit: $38
  • $399/$397 Put Spread --> Credit: $34
  • Max Return: $72 & Max Risk: $128
  • Current Value: $68
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 69%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $422/$423 Call Spread --> Credit: $23
  • $400/$399 Put Spread --> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $41 & Max Risk: $59
  • Current Value: $44
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $424/$426 Call Spread --> Credit: $46
  • $397/$395 Put Spread --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $83 & Max Risk: $117
  • Current Value: $65
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 77%

 


 

New Position(s)

SPY Call Credit Spread (3) May 5th

  • Sold: $418 & Bought: $419 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $63
  • Current Value: $45
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 60%

 

SPY Put Credit Spread (3) May 5th

  • Sold: $403 & Bought: $402 --> Credit: $
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $17
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 77%

Reasoning: A continuation of the Iron Condor strategy.

 


 

My Thoughts 

I was really enjoying the idea of degenerately selling 0 DTE premium until I got boned by it on the very first day. At one point I was up $750, and then like a true dipshit, I let the play blowout in my face. I'm continuing forward with the tried-and-true iron condor strategy, but I want to add something more exciting to the mix. If you have any ideas for what a solid 0 DTE strategy could be, shoot your shot -- I'm ready to be hurt again.

Thanks for reading -- Much Love!

 


 

Notes

Max Return (Credit Spreads): The credit received when creating the position. This is achieved when you get to the expiration date and the price is below the sold contract for a Call Credit Spread and above the sold contract for a Put Credit Spread.

Max Risk (Credit Spreads): The difference between the spread's two strikes minus the credit received when the position was created.

Breakeven (Credit Spreads): The sold strike plus the credit for CCS and the strike minus the credit for PCS.

 

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Happy New Year! 

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.40% (New Record High)
  • Nasdaq 100: +1.18% 
  • Russel 2000: +0.21%
  • Bitcoin: -0.90%

Stocks wrapped up the holiday week quietly higher, keeping the Santa rally narrative intact. With an early close on Christmas Eve and markets shut on Christmas Day, volume was thin and price action was smooth rather than exciting. The S&P 500, Nasdaq, and Dow all nudged higher, mostly drifting upward as traders avoided rocking the boat during a shortened week.

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Market Events

Monday, Dec 29th

10:00 AM ET    Pending Home Sales (Nov)

 

Tuesday, Dec 30th

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Meeting Minutes (Dec)

 

Wednesday, Dec 31st

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Thursday, Jan 1st

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Happy New Year!)

 

Friday, Jan 2nd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (Dec)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Dec 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 1.22
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Dec 30th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 30%
  • Profit Factor: 0.25
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Dec 31st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.68
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 1st)

  • Market Closed (Happy New Year!)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 0.67
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (12 for 12 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 45 Trades

December Record: 58/58 Units

 

Monday, Dec 22nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $682 / $681) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $616 / $615) 🟢

 

TuesdayDec 23rd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $683 / $682) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $617 / $616) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Dec 24th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Dec 25th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Dec 26th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $689 / $688) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $622 / $621) 🟢

 


 

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* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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QQQ Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

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Trade One: 12 SPX 6,905/6,915 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $0.75/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $660!

 

Trade One Return: +$660

Total Return: +$660 (before fees)

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 15 SPX 6,920/6,930 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $0.50/ea and were bought back at $0.10/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $600!

 

Trade One Return: +$600

Total Return: +$600 (before fees)

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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