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Oh Duck || Issue 32
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April 17, 2023
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Oh Duck

Welcome back to the action!

I hope you had a great weekend. I particularly hope you were able to enjoy a meal at Texas Roadhouse -- There's nothing that can't be fixed by their magical rolls. 

Let's talk about the markets! In terms of Market Events, this week is a little quiet. There are some economic reports that are worthwhile paying attention to, but nothing that is Matt-Do-An-Extra-Stream worthy. I'll make sure to cover the things you most likely care about during the typical show (promise). 

With that being said, we are in Earnings Season. Last week was the official start, but this week is when things get fun. I detailed the dates of the major earnings reports below. If you want me to do a specialty stream from Tesla's announcement, please let me know.

Beyond Tesla, I'll be paying close attention to BAC, NFLX, AAL, UAL & PG. I think this specific group will give us useful insights into the current state of the economy & markets. Buckle up for the ride!

 


 

Market Events: Tuesday, April 18th

08:30 AM       Housing Starts

08:30 AM       Building Permits

01:00 PM       Fed Gov. Michelle Bowman Speaks

 


 

Earnings: April 17th - 21st

Monday: Charles Schwab & State Street

Tuesday: Bank of America, Bank of NY Mellon, Goldman Sachs, Interactive Brokers, J&J, Lockheed Martin, Netflix, Silvergate Cap & United Airlines

Wednesday: Heineken, IBM, Las Vegas Sands, L’Oreal, Morgan Stanley, Nasdaq & Tesla

Thursday: Alaska Air, American Airlines, American Express, AT&T, Blackstone, Philip Morris, Taiwan Semiconductor, Union Pacific & Virtu Financial

Friday: P&G & Schlumberger

 

Note: This is NOT the full list -- I included the names of companies that are popular within the Goonie Community.

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (April 18th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 1.89
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->


 

Current Account Value (April 17th) +$117

Daily Realized P&L: $117

YTD Realized P&L: +$505

 


 

Closed Position(s) +$117

SPY $422/$393 Iron Condor (3) April 28th

  • Original Credit: $69
  • Closed Debit: $30
  • P&L: +$117 (+56.5%)

 


 

Current Position(s)

SPY Iron Condor (3) April 28th

  • $419/$421 Call Spread --> Credit: $38
  • $399/$397 Put Spread --> Credit: $34
  • Max Return: $72 & Max Risk: $128
  • Current Value: $68
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 69%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $422/$423 Call Spread --> Credit: $23
  • $400/$399 Put Spread --> Credit: $18
  • Max Return: $41 & Max Risk: $59
  • Current Value: $44
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 71%

 

SPY Iron Condor (3) May 5th

  • $424/$426 Call Spread --> Credit: $46
  • $397/$395 Put Spread --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $83 & Max Risk: $117
  • Current Value: $65
  • Profit Target: $30
  • Profit Odds: 77%

 


 

New Position(s)

SPY Call Credit Spread (3) May 5th

  • Sold: $418 & Bought: $419 --> Credit: $37
  • Max Return: $37 & Max Risk: $63
  • Current Value: $45
  • Profit Target: $15
  • Profit Odds: 60%

 

SPY Put Credit Spread (3) May 5th

  • Sold: $403 & Bought: $402 --> Credit: $
  • Max Return: $20 & Max Risk: $80
  • Current Value: $17
  • Profit Target: $8
  • Profit Odds: 77%

Reasoning: A continuation of the Iron Condor strategy.

 


 

My Thoughts 

I was really enjoying the idea of degenerately selling 0 DTE premium until I got boned by it on the very first day. At one point I was up $750, and then like a true dipshit, I let the play blowout in my face. I'm continuing forward with the tried-and-true iron condor strategy, but I want to add something more exciting to the mix. If you have any ideas for what a solid 0 DTE strategy could be, shoot your shot -- I'm ready to be hurt again.

Thanks for reading -- Much Love!

 


 

Notes

Max Return (Credit Spreads): The credit received when creating the position. This is achieved when you get to the expiration date and the price is below the sold contract for a Call Credit Spread and above the sold contract for a Put Credit Spread.

Max Risk (Credit Spreads): The difference between the spread's two strikes minus the credit received when the position was created.

Breakeven (Credit Spreads): The sold strike plus the credit for CCS and the strike minus the credit for PCS.

 

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Market Nightmare || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (Oct. 19th - Oct. 23rd)

Market Nightmare

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.95%
  • Nasdaq 100: -5.49%
  • Russel 2000: -3.12%
  • Bitcoin: -1.27%

Wall Street had a rough week, with the S&P 500 (SPX) dropping 2.0%, the Nasdaq 100 (NDX) tumbling 5.5%, and the Russell 2000 (RTY) losing 3.0%. AI and semiconductor stocks took the biggest beating as investors questioned sky-high valuations and massive AI spending. Inflation didn't help either. September's CPI climbed to 3.7% annually, while producer prices jumped 1.3% in a single month. Retail sales rose 0.8%, but much of that increase came from higher gas prices. Even falling Treasury yields couldn't save tech from the selloff.

Corporate earnings kicked off with mixed results from major banks, while strong reports from ASML and Taiwan Semiconductor weren't enough to stop the chip selloff. CoreWeave got hammered as concerns grew over debt-fueled AI expansion. Tesla grabbed headlines by unveiling its rocket-assisted Roadster, capable of briefly flying, although production isn't expected until 2028. Meanwhile, Trump suggested the U.S. could strike Iran's fortified Pickaxe Mountain nuclear site, keeping tensions high and oil prices elevated. Between inflation, geopolitical uncertainty, and AI concerns, traders had plenty to worry about.

Looking ahead to next week, earnings season really heats up. Tuesday brings housing starts alongside reports from Netflix and General Motors. Wednesday is the big one, with Tesla and Meta reporting after the bell. Thursday features weekly jobless claims and the CB's Leading Economic Index, while Friday wraps things up with S&P Global's manufacturing & services PMIs and the UoM's final consumer sentiment report. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, October 19th

None

Tuesday, October 20th

Morning: GM & Northrop Grumman

Evening: Capital One, Netflix, SpaceX & United Airlines

Wednesday, October 21st

Morning: AT&T

Evening: IBM, Meta & Tesla

Thursday, October 22nd

Morning: American Airlines & Lockheed Martin

Friday, October 23rd

Morning: American Express

 


 

Market Events

Monday, October 19th

None

 

Tuesday, October 20th

None

 

Wednesday, October 21st

None

 

Thursday, October 22nd

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, October 23rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services & Manufacturing PMI (Oct)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, October 19th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 0.83
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, October 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.52
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, October 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, October 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, October 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 45%
  • Profit Factor: 1.28
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (16 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 17 Trades

October Record: 32/32 Units

 

Monday, Oct. 12th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Oct. 13th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $779 / $780) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $745 / $746) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Oct. 14th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $777 / $778) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $741 / $742) 🟢

 

Thursday, Oct. 15th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $764 / $763) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $715 / $714) 🟢

 

Friday, Oct. 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $774 / $775) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $726 / $727) 🟢

 


 

Seasonal Cider Consumed

 All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$2,250) || TGIF!
Friday, October 16th

BTFD?!

THICC RETURN: +$2,250

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN 2 YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$16

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:30am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$16 (+100%) per $384 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 35 SPX 7,725/7,715 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.75/ea and were bought back at $1.00/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $2,250!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$2,250

Total Return: +$2,250 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN 2 YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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October 15, 2026
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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,200) || BTFD?!
Thursday, October 15th

BTFD?!

THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN 1 YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$20

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$12 (+100%) per $188 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$20 (+100%) per $380 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 35 SPX 7,695/7,685 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.30/ea and were bought back at $1.00/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +$1,200 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN 1 YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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