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I'm Back!!! || Dumb Money Newsletter (Sept. 11th - 15th)
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September 10, 2023
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I'm Back!!!

I've decided to restart the newsletter!

This time around, I'm going to be posting a weekly newsletter to cover all major market updates, announcements and whatever else you find useful. For example, below you will find the major macroeconomic announcements and seasonality for the upcoming week. If there is other information you'd like to see (trading plans, robot update, degen options strategy news etc), don't hesitate to let me know!

 

Much Love,

Mayo Matt


 

Market Events:

Wednesday, Sept. 13th

08:30 AM ET     Core CPI (MoM) (Aug)    

08:30 AM ET     CPI (MoM) (Aug)

08:30 AM ET     CPI (MoM) (Aug)

10:30 AM ET     Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, Sept. 14th

08:15 AM ET     Deposit Facility Rate (Sep)

08:15 AM ET     ECB Interest Rate Decision (Sep)

08:30 AM ET     Core Retail Sales (MoM) (Aug)

08:30 AM ET     Initial Jobless Claims

08:30 AM ET     PPI (MoM) (Aug)

08:30 AM ET     Retail Sales (MoM) (Aug)

08:45 AM ET     ECB Press Conference

 


 

Earnings: 

Monday -- 

Morning: None

Evening: Oracle

Tuesday --

None

Wednesday --

Morning: Cracker Barrel

Evening: None

Thursday --

Morning: None

Evening: Adobe

Friday -- 

None

 

Note: This is NOT the full list -- I included the names of companies that are popular within the Goonie Community.

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Sept. 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 1.04
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Sept. 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 1.37
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Sept. 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 0.58
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Sept. 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.01
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Sept. 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 0.82
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Rates Get Hiked || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (Sept. 21st - 25th)

Rates Get Hiked

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.08%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.94%
  • Russel 2000: -1.51%
  • Bitcoin: +4.75%

Markets were all over the place this week, but big tech held up. SPX finished basically flat, NDX gained about 0.9%, and RTY fell roughly 1.5%. The main event was the Fed, which raised rates 25 bps to 3.75% to 4.00% and kept the door open to another hike later this year.

The data stayed pretty firm. Retail sales jumped 1.2% in August, industrial production was flat, and housing was mixed. Oil stayed above $100 as Iran and regional shipping risks remained a major focus. Trump said he hoped the conflict was moving closer to an end, but energy markets stayed cautious. Lennar also reported a sharp profit drop, while Berkshire announced Warren Buffett will become chairman emeritus and Howard Buffett will take over as chairman.

Next week is lighter, but there are still a few things worth watching. Tuesday has Fed Vice Chair Philip Jefferson, Wednesday brings S&P Global flash PMIs, and Thursday is the big day with jobless claims, new-home sales, and Trump’s scheduled meeting with Xi Jinping. Friday wraps things up with durable-goods orders. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Market Events

Monday, September 21st

None

 

Tuesday, September 22nd

None

 

Wednesday, September 23rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Sep)

 

Thursday, September 24th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Aug)

 

Friday, Septmber 25th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Sep)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.37
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 39%
  • Profit Factor: 0.87
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 39%
  • Profit Factor: 0.55
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 46%
  • Profit Factor: 0.53
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 3 for 4 times (6 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~75%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 1 Trade

September Record: 18/20 Units

 

Monday, Sept. 14th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $757 / $756) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $702 / $701) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Sept. 15th

No Signal Produced 

 

Wednesday, Sept. 16th

No Signal Produced 

 

Thursday, Sept. 17th

No Signal Produced 

 

Friday, Sept. 18th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $762 / $763) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $720 / $721) 🔴 

 


 

Times I Wish I Bought More NKE

83,401 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$0) || Happy Monday!
Monday, September 21st

Happy Monday!

THICC RETURN: +$0

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$24

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:20am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$10 (+100%) per $190 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$24 (+100%) per $376 signal capital requirement

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,500) || TGIF!
Friday, September 18th

TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$1,500

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: -$152

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:15am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).SPY hit & QQQ missed.

SPY Return: +$24 (+100%) per $176 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: -$176 per $176 signal capital requirement

Total Return: -$152 per $352 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 30 SPX 7,650/7,660 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $0.80/ea and were bought back at $0.30/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,500!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,500

Total Return: +$1,500 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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