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Goonies Newsletter (Oct. 23rd - 27th)
October 22, 2023
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Greetings Degens,

I hope all your bearish dreams came true this past week.

If you happened to be bullish... that's a major bummer. You'll get them next time, brother.

We have lots to chat about. The War in Israel is getting worse. As global tensions continue to intensify, watch for market volatility to increase. Yes, oil prices could be prompted to increase if production or trade routes are impacted, but a more evident play might be defense contractors. The political scene within the US is also proving to be a tense situation. We are still without an elected Speaker of The House. The longer all of this drags out, the more downward pressure on the equities market.

To add to all the fun, Daddy Powell (Mr. Fed Chairman) decided to remind the world how hawkish he is. He reiterated his entire "rates higher for longer" speaking points. In a normal trading week, this would be bearish enough. This week it was particularly impactful because yields and the dollar are ripping. I cannot stress enough: If yields and the dollar continue to rise, I would very much be looking for equities to continue to fall.

Earnings season is in full swing. There were two big report this past week: Netflix & Tesla. The streaming service crushed it. The EV maker got crushed. We have a handful of major tech names reporting this week (MSFT, GOOGL, SNAP, META, AMZN & INTC) -- Stay frosty.

Till Next Time,

Matt

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Oct. 23rd

None

 

Tuesday, Oct. 24th

09:45 AM ET     S&P Global Services PMI (Oct)

 

Wednesday, Oct. 25th

10:00 AM ET     New Home Sales (Sep)

10:00 AM ET     Canada BoC Interest Rate Decision

 

Thursday, Oct. 26th

08:15 AM ET     Deposit Facility Rate (Oct)

08:15 AM ET     ECB Interest Rate Decision (Oct)

08:30 AM ET     Core Durable Goods Orders (MoM) (Sep)

08:30 AM ET     GDP (QoQ) (Q3)

10:00 AM ET     Pending Home Sales (MoM) (Sep)

 

Friday, Oct. 27th

08:30 AM ET     Core PCE Price Index (MoM) (Sep)

08:30 AM ET     Core PCE Price Index (YoY) (Sep)

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday 

AM: Philips

PM: Logitech

 

Tuesday

AM: 3M, Coca Cola, GE, Spotify & Verizon

PM: Alphabet (Google), Microsoft, Snap & Visa

 

Wednesday

AM: Boeing, Hilton & T Mobile

PM: IBM & Meta

 

Thursday

AM: Merck, Northrop Grumman, Royal Caribbean Group, Southwest & UPS

PM: Amazon, Capital One, Chipotle, Enphase, Ford, Intel & Vale

 

Friday

AM: Abbvie, Chevron, Exxon Mobil, Phillips 66 & T. Rowe Price

 

Note: This is NOT the full list -- I included the names of companies that are popular within the Goonie Community.

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Oct. 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61.5%
  • Profit Factor: 1.88
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Oct. 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 42.3%
  • Profit Factor: 1.29
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Oct. 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 34.6%
  • Profit Factor: 0.22
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Oct. 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.82
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Oct. 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61.5%
  • Profit Factor: 3.20
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal went 10 out of 10 (~100% accuracy)*. 

Life (and thus trading) is funny. After the worst weekly performance for this strategy, we now have the best weekly performance. It may be luck. It may be the improvements I've slowly been rolling out. Regardless, more data is needed. I'll continue tracking, monitoring & improving. Fingers crossed for next week!

 

Monday Oct. 16th

SPY PUT Credit Spread ($433 / $432)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread ($366 / $365)  🟢

 

Tuesday Oct. 17th

SPY PUT Credit Spread ($432 / $431)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread ($363 / $362)  🟢

 

Wednesday Oct. 18th

SPY CALL Credit Spread ($436 / $437)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread ($368 / $369)  🟢

 

Thursday Oct 19th

SPY CALL Credit Spread ($432 / $433)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread ($366 / $367)  🟢

 

Friday Oct 20th

SPY CALL Credit Spread ($428 / $427)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread ($361 / $360)  🟢

 


 

Charts of Interest

Lookout below! The S&P 500 broke not one but two major support trendlines this past week. For this upcoming week, I'll be watching $420, $416 and then $410 if the bears are really feeling themselves. If the bull camp decides to fight back, I'd be watching $425, $430 and then $432. I think it's important to note that I believe the bears currently have the upper hand. If yields and the dollar continue to rip, I'd be very confident in equities continue their trip downwards.

 

Similar to the overall market, the tech sector had a rough week. The QQQs caught itself at the $354 support. If this support doesn't hold, $351 would be followed by $346. In the event that things get very bad, pay attention to the downside gap fill at $333. Earnings are also key to monitor. Tesla missed and Netflix beat. Next up to bat is META, GOOGL, SNAP, META & AMZN.

 

Bitcoin put in a solid green on the optimism that a Spot BTC ETF will be approved soon. On a larger timeframe, the digital commodity is still rangebound. I'd be willing to bet things will get bullishly fun above $32k.

 

Tesla got murdered, yo. The earnings report was a big fat miss. The earnings call was an even bigger fatter miss. Elon was a pessimistic on the overall economy as he could have possible been. If $210 doesn't hold, watch the $195 region. If $210 does hold, watch the upside gap fill at $242.

 

Nvidia's breakdown recovery failed when it was announced that the Biden Administration would be increasing its restrictions against selling processing chips to China. This is obviously a direct hit to NVDA's revenue. If the low $400s don't hold, we might be saying "hi" to $366.

 

The most magical place on Earth isn't seeming too magical. The breakout proved to be a fake out. Watching for a return to $80 in the near term.

 


 

Times I Puked While Stair Stepping

2.3 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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  • S&P 500: +0.09%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.38%
  • Russel 2000: -0.01%
  • Bitcoin: +2.36%

Last week, stocks were choppy as traders balanced solid economic data with stubborn inflation and higher yields. SPX finished up about 0.1%, NDX gained roughly 0.4%, and RTY added around 0.1%. JOLTS showed about 7.3 million job openings, while both ISM manufacturing and services stayed in expansion. Friday’s jobs report showed 162,000 payroll gains with unemployment holding at 4.1%, which helped push Treasury yields higher.

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Looking ahead to next week, it's a four-day trading week with markets closed Monday for Labor Day. Thursday brings August PPI, while Friday is the big one with August CPI, real earnings, and preliminary September University of Michigan consumer sentiment. There’s no Fed meeting next week, with the next FOMC decision coming Sept. 16. Oracle and Adobe are also among the bigger earnings reports to watch. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, September 7th

None

Tuesday, September 8th

None

Wednesday, September 9th

None

Thursday, September 10th

Morning: Macy's

Evening: Adobe & Oracle

Friday, Septmber 11th

Morning: Kroger

 


 

Market Events

Monday, September 7th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Labor Day)

 

Tuesday, September 8th

None

 

Wednesday, September 9th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, September 10th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Aug)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, Septmber 11th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 7th)

  • Market Closed All Day (Labor Day)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.02
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.29
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 1.59
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 66%
  • Profit Factor: 0.97
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 37 Trades

August Record: 54/54 Units

September Record: 6/6 Units

 

Monday, Aug. 31st

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 1st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Sept. 2nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept. 3rd

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Sept. 4th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $767 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $715 / $714) 🟢

 


 

Personal Money Invested w/ Nike $NKE

All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$15

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SPY Return: +$5 (+100%) per $95 signal capital requirement

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Total Return: +$15 (+100%) per $185 signal capital requirement

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$6,077

All of these trades were streamed during the morning session. It wasn't pretty, but hey, green is greens. Lots of good stuff to review this weekend. Cheers!

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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