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SANTA IS JACKED TO TITS!!!
Goonies Newsletter (Dec. 11th - Dec. 15th)
December 10, 2023
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SANTA IS JACKED TO TITS!!!

Howdy Brother,

I'm not sure what workout plan Santa was on this past year, but jolly ole' Saint Nick is looking jacked. After exploding to the upside in November, the market took a couple of weeks to consolidate slightly off the recent highs. It might be too early to say but it looks like the current phase of price compression is coming to an end. The market is starting to show signs of incoming expansion. Call me a romantic, but I'd that the argument one step farther and say that bullish momentum will win out. I'm looking for the next leg to be to the upside -- I'm looking for Santa to come to town!

The duration of the consolidation hasn't surprised me. The recent upswing was significant and rapid. It's no surprise the engines needed to cool off. On top of that, there was no list of major catalysts that would prompt excitement. Earnings season is effectively over, and there was only one key macroeconomic report: The Unemployment Report. The report itself was a bit dovish, which would normally favor the bears in the current state of monetary policy. As you can see from the charts posted below, the bull camp didn't get that memo because they have continued their party that started six weeks ago.

This upcoming trading week will most likely be full of volatility and large market moves. The specific details are posted below, but there are a considerable number of inflation-related reports being announced. Every single day of the upcoming week has some sort of event that can cause craziness. I highly recommend you secure your socks -- wouldn't want them to be knocked off.

If you don't mind, I'd like to interject an extra note.

The recent market movement is a perfect example of why being predictive, rather than reactive, in the market is detrimental. I have previously noted that the market is "high" and would most likely experience a pullback. Guess what? It hasn't happened yet. However, if you simply trade with the current price action, you would have made money in the bullish direction with relative ease. I'm trying to say it's great to have thoughts, opinions, and predictions about the market, but don't let those get in the way of you making money.

Keep On Keepin' On,

Brother Matt

 

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Market Events

Monday, Dec. 11th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction 

 

Tuesday, Dec. 12th

08:30 PM ET    CPI (YoY) (Nov)

08:30 PM ET    Core CPI (YoY) (Nov)

08:30 PM ET    CPI (MoM) (Nov)

08:30 PM ET    Core CPI (MoM) (Nov)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Note Auction 

 

Wednesday, Dec. 13th

08:30 PM ET    PPI (YoY) (Nov)

08:30 PM ET    PPI (MoM) (Nov)

10:30 PM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Interest Rate Decision (FOMC)

02:30 PM ET    FOMC Press Conference

 

Thursday, Dec. 14th

08:15 PM ET    ECB Interest Rate Decision

08:30 PM ET    Retail Sales (MoM) (Nov)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

08:45 AM ET    ECB Press Conference

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Friday, Dec. 15th

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Dec)

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday 

PM: Oracle

 

Tuesday

None

 

Wednesday

PM: Adobe

 

Thursday

PM: Costco

 

Friday

AM: Darden Restaurants

 

Note: This is NOT the full list -- I included the names of companies that are popular within the Goonie Community.

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Dec. 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 60%
  • Profit Factor: 0.88
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Dec. 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.77
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Dec. 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.34
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Dec. 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.23
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Dec. 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: %
  • Profit Factor: 2.48
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal went out 9 of 10 (~% accuracy). 

FULL STEAM AHEAD! After many iterations, the 0 DTE strategy is now functioning like a well-oiled machine. The expectations are being consistently hit. The losing trades are being hedged well. And, most importantly, the profits are juicy. I'll continue to monitor everything, but it looks like it might be time to start working on a new degen strategy.

 

Current Streak: 9

December Record: 11/12

 

Monday Dec. 4th

SPY CALL Credit Spread ($457 / $458)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread ($386 / $387)  🔴

 

Tuesday Dec. 5th

SPY PUT Credit Spread ($454 / $453)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread ($384 / $383)  🟢

 

Wednesday Dec. 6th

SPY CALL Credit Spread ($459 / $460)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread ($391 / $392)  🟢

 

Thursday Dec. 7th

SPY PUT Credit Spread ($456 / $455)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread ($386 / $385)  🟢

 

Friday Dec. 8th

SPY CALL Credit Spread ($457 / $456)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread ($388 / $387)  🟢

 


 

Charts of Interest

SPY

She's about to (potentially) blow! The overall market is looking strong. Technically it's still consolidating, but the momentum is in favor of the bull camp. Things could easily revert if the upcoming announcements are negative, but they could just as likely prompt an official breakout. I'll be watching $453 & $448 as support. To the upside, I'll be looking at $462 & $466 to serve as resistance.

 

QQQ

In my humble opinion, the tech sector is setting up for a nice bullish follow through. The QQQ's pushed to the upside, consolidated in the EMA cloud, and is now regaining momentum. Both $383 and $378 are major supports. A breakout of $394 could easily lead to $400.

 

BTC

Bitcoin is a freaking tank -- A monster! There is a lot of excitement/fomo surrounding the Spot Bitcoin ETF approval, which is expected to come in early 2024. After going up for the past eight weeks in row, digital gold shows no signs of slowing down. My next upside levels of interest are $46k & $48k. I truly believe these could be hit with ease, but I still wouldn't be chasing in the current environment. I'm not sure when, but I'd bet there will be some sort of short-term pullback that will offer a better risk to reward setup. 

 

TSLA

Teslerrr still has broken out, but I'm not giving up. The chart is still showing various signs of consolidation that favors the bulls. As long as $230 holds, I think we could be talking about TSLA at $270 in the near future. Stay tuned.

 

NVDA

Nvidia once again proved why you shouldn't bet against it. NVDA flirted with an official breakdown just enough to entice the bears. Once the trap was set, the titan of a stock reverted course. I believe $450 will now serve as key support. In terms of upside targets, I'll be watching $490 followed by $505.

 

PLTR

Palantir's breakout never came and is now showing signs of a breakdown -- I'll be looking for a potential investment (not active trade) at the downside gap fill of $15.

 


 

Times Piper Ruined My Show & Broke My Coffee Cup

1*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Goonie Newsletter (January 19th - January 23rd)

January Sets Another Record

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.38%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.92% 
  • Russel 2000: +2.32%
  • Bitcoin: +5.51%

Last week, markets mostly went sideways. Indexes tested highs early and then cooling off into the end of the week. It felt like a classic pause. Small caps held up better than expected, big tech picked its spots, and rates stayed in focus as the 10-year hovered in the low-to-mid 4s. Earnings season got rolling, but overall price action said traders were still waiting for a clearer macro signal before committing.

The economic data was the main driver. December CPI showed inflation continuing to cool without collapsing, which was enough to keep the soft-landing narrative alive. Headline prices rose 0.3% month over month and 2.7% year over year, while core CPI came in at 0.2% and 2.6%. Retail sales for November surprised to the upside, pointing to a consumer that is still spending, and industrial production for December jumped 0.4%, reinforcing the idea that growth is slowing but not stalling.

Looking ahead to next week, the reporting is lighter but still important. The focus shifts to housing and economic momentum, starting with pending home sales on Wednesday, jobless claims on Thursday, and the S&P Global flash PMIs on Friday. Don't forget that markets are closed Monday for Martin Luther King Jr. Day. With a shortened week and sentiment-sensitive data, expect quick reactions, thin liquidity, and the usual tendency for traders to change their minds at least once. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.

Best,

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Earnings

Monday, Jan 19th

None

Tuesday, Jan 20th

Morning: 3M

Evening: Interactive Brokers, Netflix & United

Wednesday, Jan 21st

Morning: J&J

Thursday, Jan 22nd

Morning: P&G

Evening: Capital One & Intel

Friday, Jan 23rd

Morning: SLB

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Jan 19th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (MLK Day)

 

Tuesday, Jan 20th

None

 

Wednesday, Jan 21st

08:30 AM ET    Trump Speaks

 

Thursday, Jan 22nd

08:30 AM ET    GDP (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Nov) 

 

Friday, Jan 23rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services & Manufacturing PMI (Jan)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Jan)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan 19th)

  • Market Closed All Day

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.26
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 9 for 10 times (18 for 20 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~90%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

January Record: 36/40 Units

 

Monday, Jan 12th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $690 / $689) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $622 / $621) 🟢

 

TuesdayJan 13th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $691) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $622) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Jan 14th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $693) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $624 / $625) 🟢

 

Thursday, Jan 15th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $691) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $622) 🔴

 

Friday, Jan 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $695 / $696) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $626 / $627) 🟢

 


 

Times Piper Manipulated The Market

27 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,700) || Trump vs Davos
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Trump vs Davos

THICC RETURN: +$1,700

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$60

A BULLISH signal, 5/5 strength, was generated around 10:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 6 total units!

SPY Return: +$30 (+100%) per $270 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$30 (+100%) per $270 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$60 (+100%) per $540 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 6,940/6,930 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.05/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,700

Total Return: +$1,700 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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TACO TUESDAY!

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

No Trades for Me! (Too choppy)

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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