Matt Kohrs
News • Business • Investing & Finance
SANTA IS JACKED TO TITS!!!
Goonies Newsletter (Dec. 11th - Dec. 15th)
December 10, 2023
post photo preview

SANTA IS JACKED TO TITS!!!

Howdy Brother,

I'm not sure what workout plan Santa was on this past year, but jolly ole' Saint Nick is looking jacked. After exploding to the upside in November, the market took a couple of weeks to consolidate slightly off the recent highs. It might be too early to say but it looks like the current phase of price compression is coming to an end. The market is starting to show signs of incoming expansion. Call me a romantic, but I'd that the argument one step farther and say that bullish momentum will win out. I'm looking for the next leg to be to the upside -- I'm looking for Santa to come to town!

The duration of the consolidation hasn't surprised me. The recent upswing was significant and rapid. It's no surprise the engines needed to cool off. On top of that, there was no list of major catalysts that would prompt excitement. Earnings season is effectively over, and there was only one key macroeconomic report: The Unemployment Report. The report itself was a bit dovish, which would normally favor the bears in the current state of monetary policy. As you can see from the charts posted below, the bull camp didn't get that memo because they have continued their party that started six weeks ago.

This upcoming trading week will most likely be full of volatility and large market moves. The specific details are posted below, but there are a considerable number of inflation-related reports being announced. Every single day of the upcoming week has some sort of event that can cause craziness. I highly recommend you secure your socks -- wouldn't want them to be knocked off.

If you don't mind, I'd like to interject an extra note.

The recent market movement is a perfect example of why being predictive, rather than reactive, in the market is detrimental. I have previously noted that the market is "high" and would most likely experience a pullback. Guess what? It hasn't happened yet. However, if you simply trade with the current price action, you would have made money in the bullish direction with relative ease. I'm trying to say it's great to have thoughts, opinions, and predictions about the market, but don't let those get in the way of you making money.

Keep On Keepin' On,

Brother Matt

 

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live!

If you want to trade with me on a daily basis, you should join --> https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup


 

Market Events

Monday, Dec. 11th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction 

 

Tuesday, Dec. 12th

08:30 PM ET    CPI (YoY) (Nov)

08:30 PM ET    Core CPI (YoY) (Nov)

08:30 PM ET    CPI (MoM) (Nov)

08:30 PM ET    Core CPI (MoM) (Nov)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Note Auction 

 

Wednesday, Dec. 13th

08:30 PM ET    PPI (YoY) (Nov)

08:30 PM ET    PPI (MoM) (Nov)

10:30 PM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Interest Rate Decision (FOMC)

02:30 PM ET    FOMC Press Conference

 

Thursday, Dec. 14th

08:15 PM ET    ECB Interest Rate Decision

08:30 PM ET    Retail Sales (MoM) (Nov)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

08:45 AM ET    ECB Press Conference

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Friday, Dec. 15th

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Dec)

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday 

PM: Oracle

 

Tuesday

None

 

Wednesday

PM: Adobe

 

Thursday

PM: Costco

 

Friday

AM: Darden Restaurants

 

Note: This is NOT the full list -- I included the names of companies that are popular within the Goonie Community.

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Dec. 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 60%
  • Profit Factor: 0.88
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Dec. 12th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.77
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Dec. 13th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.34
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Dec. 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.23
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Dec. 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: %
  • Profit Factor: 2.48
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal went out 9 of 10 (~% accuracy). 

FULL STEAM AHEAD! After many iterations, the 0 DTE strategy is now functioning like a well-oiled machine. The expectations are being consistently hit. The losing trades are being hedged well. And, most importantly, the profits are juicy. I'll continue to monitor everything, but it looks like it might be time to start working on a new degen strategy.

 

Current Streak: 9

December Record: 11/12

 

Monday Dec. 4th

SPY CALL Credit Spread ($457 / $458)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread ($386 / $387)  🔴

 

Tuesday Dec. 5th

SPY PUT Credit Spread ($454 / $453)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread ($384 / $383)  🟢

 

Wednesday Dec. 6th

SPY CALL Credit Spread ($459 / $460)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread ($391 / $392)  🟢

 

Thursday Dec. 7th

SPY PUT Credit Spread ($456 / $455)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread ($386 / $385)  🟢

 

Friday Dec. 8th

SPY CALL Credit Spread ($457 / $456)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread ($388 / $387)  🟢

 


 

Charts of Interest

SPY

She's about to (potentially) blow! The overall market is looking strong. Technically it's still consolidating, but the momentum is in favor of the bull camp. Things could easily revert if the upcoming announcements are negative, but they could just as likely prompt an official breakout. I'll be watching $453 & $448 as support. To the upside, I'll be looking at $462 & $466 to serve as resistance.

 

QQQ

In my humble opinion, the tech sector is setting up for a nice bullish follow through. The QQQ's pushed to the upside, consolidated in the EMA cloud, and is now regaining momentum. Both $383 and $378 are major supports. A breakout of $394 could easily lead to $400.

 

BTC

Bitcoin is a freaking tank -- A monster! There is a lot of excitement/fomo surrounding the Spot Bitcoin ETF approval, which is expected to come in early 2024. After going up for the past eight weeks in row, digital gold shows no signs of slowing down. My next upside levels of interest are $46k & $48k. I truly believe these could be hit with ease, but I still wouldn't be chasing in the current environment. I'm not sure when, but I'd bet there will be some sort of short-term pullback that will offer a better risk to reward setup. 

 

TSLA

Teslerrr still has broken out, but I'm not giving up. The chart is still showing various signs of consolidation that favors the bulls. As long as $230 holds, I think we could be talking about TSLA at $270 in the near future. Stay tuned.

 

NVDA

Nvidia once again proved why you shouldn't bet against it. NVDA flirted with an official breakdown just enough to entice the bears. Once the trap was set, the titan of a stock reverted course. I believe $450 will now serve as key support. In terms of upside targets, I'll be watching $490 followed by $505.

 

PLTR

Palantir's breakout never came and is now showing signs of a breakdown -- I'll be looking for a potential investment (not active trade) at the downside gap fill of $15.

 


 

Times Piper Ruined My Show & Broke My Coffee Cup

1*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

community logo
Join the Matt Kohrs Community
To read more articles like this, sign up and join my community today
3
What else you may like…
Videos
Posts
Articles
FREE Options Trading Lecture This Friday @ 10am ET

It's all going down THIS FRIDAY!!!

The team at SpotGamma will be joining the MK Show to discuss various options trading strategies. (Yes, it will include 0 DTEs for you degens).

This is 100% FREE options trading education.
All you need to do is be where you normally watch me at 10am ET!

00:00:29
I guess Matt's eating out tonight.
00:00:14
Bonus Content

This is how my boss taunts me before i start an edit

00:00:23
post photo preview
September Spoils || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (Sept. 7th - 11th)

September Spoils

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.09%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.38%
  • Russel 2000: -0.01%
  • Bitcoin: +2.36%

Last week, stocks were choppy as traders balanced solid economic data with stubborn inflation and higher yields. SPX finished up about 0.1%, NDX gained roughly 0.4%, and RTY added around 0.1%. JOLTS showed about 7.3 million job openings, while both ISM manufacturing and services stayed in expansion. Friday’s jobs report showed 162,000 payroll gains with unemployment holding at 4.1%, which helped push Treasury yields higher.

Iran was also back in focus as renewed U.S.-Iran tensions around the Strait of Hormuz helped send oil higher. Trump said the latest U.S. campaign would not last “too long,” while his administration also appeared to be looking for a path toward de-escalation. On the company side, Broadcom posted another huge quarter, Snowflake kept up strong growth, and Lululemon sank after cutting its outlook again. Adobe also announced that Anil Chakravarthy will take over as CEO in December.

Looking ahead to next week, it's a four-day trading week with markets closed Monday for Labor Day. Thursday brings August PPI, while Friday is the big one with August CPI, real earnings, and preliminary September University of Michigan consumer sentiment. There’s no Fed meeting next week, with the next FOMC decision coming Sept. 16. Oracle and Adobe are also among the bigger earnings reports to watch. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, September 7th

None

Tuesday, September 8th

None

Wednesday, September 9th

None

Thursday, September 10th

Morning: Macy's

Evening: Adobe & Oracle

Friday, Septmber 11th

Morning: Kroger

 


 

Market Events

Monday, September 7th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Labor Day)

 

Tuesday, September 8th

None

 

Wednesday, September 9th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, September 10th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Aug)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, Septmber 11th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 7th)

  • Market Closed All Day (Labor Day)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.02
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.29
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 1.59
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 66%
  • Profit Factor: 0.97
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 37 Trades

August Record: 54/54 Units

September Record: 6/6 Units

 

Monday, Aug. 31st

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 1st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Sept. 2nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept. 3rd

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Sept. 4th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $767 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $715 / $714) 🟢

 


 

Personal Money Invested w/ Nike $NKE

All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Read full Article
September 04, 2026
post photo preview
Daily Degen Trade Report (+$6,000) || TGIF!
Friday, September 4th

TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$6,000

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$15

A BULLISH signal, 3/5 strength, was generated around 11:45am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 2 total units!

SPY Return: +$5 (+100%) per $95 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$10 (+100%) per $90 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$15 (+100%) per $185 signal capital requirement

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$6,077

All of these trades were streamed during the morning session. It wasn't pretty, but hey, green is greens. Lots of good stuff to review this weekend. Cheers!

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Read full Article
September 03, 2026
post photo preview
Daily Degen Trade Report (+$11,000) || Liftoff!
Thursday, September 3rd

Liftoff!

THICC RETURN: +$11,000

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$11,387

All trades were exeucted live on stream -- Hope you got yours!

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

Read full Article
See More
Available on mobile and TV devices
google store google store app store app store
google store google store app tv store app tv store amazon store amazon store roku store roku store
Powered by Locals