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Goonie Newsletter (Jan. 1st - Jan. 5th)
December 31, 2023
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Happy New Year, Brother!

Howdy,

That's a wrap on 2023! Here's to an even better time in 2024!!!

If you're like me, you may have hit some of your trading and investing goals in 2023, but there is always more you want to accomplish. I personally like to set the bar high because I want to see how far the competition can push me. This typically leaves me in a state of hunger at the end of the year. There is always room to "do better", which keeps me engaged. With that in mind, I'm sure many of you reading this would resonate with the sentiment. The next logical question is: How?

The truth is you already most likely possess the knowledge to not only be a profitable trader, but an extremely profitable trader. I don't know all your individual situations, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's similar to mine. My major Achilles heel when it comes to trading is a lack of discipline. I'm more of a gunslinging cowboy rather than a calm, cool & consistent trader. I’m not systematically exploiting an edge. I'm aware of multiple edges, but I don't have the psychology to consistently take advantage of my knowledge.

My 2024 goal is to be as robotic, systematic & unemotional as possible. I wholeheartedly believe this will make me more money than I know what to do with.  The chances of success will greatly increase if we do this as a team -- I hope you join me on this journey!

 

Let's Get It,

Matt

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)


 

Market Events

Monday, Jan. 1st

ALL DAY          MARKET CLOSED (Happy New Year!)

10:30 PM ET    RBA Interest Rate Decision (Jan)

 

Tuesday, Jan. 2nd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global US Manufacturing PMI (Dec)

 

Wednesday, Jan. 3rd

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing PMI (Dec)

10:00 AM ET    ISM Manufacturing Prices (Dec)

10:00 AM ET    JOLTs Job Openings (Nov)

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Meeting Minutes

 

Thursday, Jan. 4th

08:15 AM ET    ADP Nonfarm Employment Change (Dec)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Jan. 5th

05:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI (YoY) (Dec)

08:30 AM ET    Average Hourly Earnings (MoM) (Dec)

08:30 AM ET    Nonfarm Payrolls (Dec)

08:30 AM ET    Unemployment Report (Dec)

10:00 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday

None

Tuesday

None

Wednesday

AM: Walgreens

Thursday

None

Friday

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan. 1st)

  • MARKET CLOSED

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan. 2nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 1.03
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan. 3rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 0.94
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan. 4th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 60%
  • Profit Factor: 0.99
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan. 5th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 0.84
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (6 total unites) this past week (Signal Accuracy: ~100%). 

A solid way to close out the year! The degen strategy continues to make new PnL highs. I'm excited to see how it performs in 2024. I'm also very interested in rolling out some new strategies I have been working on in the background. The upcoming year will certainly bring some exciting times -- Stay tuned!

 

Current Streak: 8

December Record: 34/37

 

Monday Dec. 25th

None

 

Tuesday Dec. 26th

SPY PUT Credit Spread (2 units @ $473 / $472)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread (2 unit @ $409 / $408)  🟢

 

Wednesday Dec. 27th

None

 

Thursday Dec. 28th

SPY PUT Credit Spread (1 unit @ $476 / $475)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread (1 unit @ $411 / $410)  🟢

 

Friday Dec. 29th

None

 


 

Charts of Interest

SPY

The overall market came extremely close to hitting a new all-time high ($477.50 vs $480). Unfortunately, the bull camp didn't have enough in the tank to push us to a record level before the year was out. This pullback in healthy in my book. Honestly, I would argue the bulls are in control unless $455 is given up. Until then, I'll be looking for the classic pattern of expansion, contraction, followed by expansion.

 

QQQ

Unlike the S&P 500, the NASDAQ hit a new all-time high this past week. Similar to the S&P 500, the week concluded with a bit of weakness. In the larger picture, this is still a healthy, reasonable pullback. Based on the posted chart, the tech sector is still very bullish as long as $403 holds and doesn't really turn bearish until $390ish.

 

BTC

In the short term, Bitcoin's breakout attempt appears to have failed. The support of $40k-ish is still intact, so it's now a patience game. Will we see $45k or $40k first?

 

TSLA

The ole Teslerrr breakout appears to be taking a breather. It's up to you and your personal risk tolerance if you lock in the gains since it fell back into the EMA cloud. On a positive note, this could be start of a new bullish consolidation, which could lead to something even better. TSLA is definitely "on watch" to see how this recovery plays out.

 

MSFT

Microsoft still remains my top breakout watch. The consolidation has not lasted an uncharacteristically long amount of time. Alas, the major trigger I'm personally looking for is a close about $376-$377. The bullish thesis will remain as long as $364 holds. My target is currently a test/break of $384.

 

COIN

Coinbase is showing a clear toping sign on the daily chart. I'll be looking for more of a breather before a continuation.

 

NVDA

Potential triple top, but all the lows are higher. It will be very interesting to see which way this ticker breaks. I'm not leaning bullish or bearish, but I'm expecting a large move.

 


 

Total Times Piper And/Or I Vomited In The Car

1.2 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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September Spoils

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +0.09%
  • Nasdaq 100: +0.38%
  • Russel 2000: -0.01%
  • Bitcoin: +2.36%

Last week, stocks were choppy as traders balanced solid economic data with stubborn inflation and higher yields. SPX finished up about 0.1%, NDX gained roughly 0.4%, and RTY added around 0.1%. JOLTS showed about 7.3 million job openings, while both ISM manufacturing and services stayed in expansion. Friday’s jobs report showed 162,000 payroll gains with unemployment holding at 4.1%, which helped push Treasury yields higher.

Iran was also back in focus as renewed U.S.-Iran tensions around the Strait of Hormuz helped send oil higher. Trump said the latest U.S. campaign would not last “too long,” while his administration also appeared to be looking for a path toward de-escalation. On the company side, Broadcom posted another huge quarter, Snowflake kept up strong growth, and Lululemon sank after cutting its outlook again. Adobe also announced that Anil Chakravarthy will take over as CEO in December.

Looking ahead to next week, it's a four-day trading week with markets closed Monday for Labor Day. Thursday brings August PPI, while Friday is the big one with August CPI, real earnings, and preliminary September University of Michigan consumer sentiment. There’s no Fed meeting next week, with the next FOMC decision coming Sept. 16. Oracle and Adobe are also among the bigger earnings reports to watch. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, September 7th

None

Tuesday, September 8th

None

Wednesday, September 9th

None

Thursday, September 10th

Morning: Macy's

Evening: Adobe & Oracle

Friday, Septmber 11th

Morning: Kroger

 


 

Market Events

Monday, September 7th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (Labor Day)

 

Tuesday, September 8th

None

 

Wednesday, September 9th

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

 

Thursday, September 10th

08:30 AM ET    PPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Aug)

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

 

Friday, Septmber 11th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 7th)

  • Market Closed All Day (Labor Day)

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 2.02
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.29
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 1.59
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 11th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 66%
  • Profit Factor: 0.97
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 37 Trades

August Record: 54/54 Units

September Record: 6/6 Units

 

Monday, Aug. 31st

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 1st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Sept. 2nd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $761 / $760) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $705 / $704) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept. 3rd

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Sept. 4th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $767 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $715 / $714) 🟢

 


 

Personal Money Invested w/ Nike $NKE

All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Friday, September 4th

TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$6,000

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$15

A BULLISH signal, 3/5 strength, was generated around 11:45am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 2 total units!

SPY Return: +$5 (+100%) per $95 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$10 (+100%) per $90 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$15 (+100%) per $185 signal capital requirement

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$6,077

All of these trades were streamed during the morning session. It wasn't pretty, but hey, green is greens. Lots of good stuff to review this weekend. Cheers!

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Thursday, September 3rd

Liftoff!

THICC RETURN: +$11,000

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

My Trades

THICC RETURN: +$11,387

All trades were exeucted live on stream -- Hope you got yours!

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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