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March 12th, 2024

Matt Kohrs

March 12, 2024

From The Ashes...

TODAY'S GAIN: +$2,000

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PRINTED!!! Today's gains were enough to pay for FOUR YEARS of Goonie Discord Access! Join the BEST TRADING COMMUNITY! Join the Discord today!

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Piper The Pirate

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated just past 10:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).

Both of these trades hit -- 4 total units!

Total Return: +$50/signal (+100%) -- This could easily be scaled per $350/signal.

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Slow & Steady -- That's my current mindset. I'm well aware the journey to recover my losses from last week will not be an easy one. It will take time, patience, and extreme discipline. I'm not focusing on getting to the top of the mountain. Day #2 went well. I'm now focusing on Day #3. Slow & Steads.

25 x SPX 5110/5105 PUT Credit Spreads

As shown, profits were taken at $0.10/ea (+89% or +$2,000).

Total Return: +$2,000 (before fees)

These trades would have paid for FOUR YEARS of GOONIE MEMBERSHIP IN ONE DAY!

The TLDR

I LOCKED IN AN 89% PROFIT to commence my recovery! Piper kickstarted her new streak by securing 4 total units!!!

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Matt Kohrs@matt_kohrs

December 05, 2025

Happy Payday Friday!!!

Godspeed!

https://x.com/matt_kohrs/status/1996923841486925970

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December 01, 2025

Apex Trader Denied Me $30,000, Again... fml

Enjoy!

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Matt Kohrs@matt_kohrs

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Do I Hear Santa?! || Goonie Newsletter

Goonie Newsletter (December 15th - 19th)

Do I Hear Santa?!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

S&P 500: -0.63%
Nasdaq 100: -1.93%
Russel 2000: +1.20%
Bitcoin: +1.04%

Last week, markets spent most of the time waiting on the Fed, then finished with a pretty classic rotation. Big Tech and AI names took the heat late in the week, dragging the Nasdaq lower, while the Dow and small caps quietly held up better. By Friday’s close, the S&P 500 was modestly lower on the week, the Nasdaq was the clear laggard, and the Dow and Russell 2000 managed gains as money flowed away from mega-cap growth.

On the macro front, the Fed delivered exactly what markets expected with a 25-basis-point rate cut, but the tone stayed cautious. Policymakers emphasized uncertainty and the need to stay data-dependent, which kept rate-cut optimism in check. Other economic data painted the same familiar picture: The labor market continues to cool without breaking, with job openings drifting lower and hiring remaining sluggish.

Looking ahead to next week, traders should prepare for a packed calendar. Retail Sales and S&P Global’s flash PMI readings will give an early look at consumer demand and business momentum, followed by November CPI midweek, which will be the main event for markets. We’ll also get the November jobs report, the Philly Fed survey, and Existing Home Sales to round things out. No market holidays—just a full slate of data as traders head into the final stretch before year-end. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

Earnings

Monday, Dec 15th

None

Tuesday, Dec 16th

None

Wednesday, Dec 17th

Morning: General Mills

Evening: Micron

Thursday, Dec 18th

Morning: Accenture & Darden Restaurants

Evening: FedEx & Nike

Friday, Dec 19th

Morning: Carnival

Market Events

Monday, Dec 15th

None

Tuesday, Dec 16th

08:30 AM ET Unemployment Rate (Nov)

08:30 AM ET Nonfarm Payrolls (Nov)

08:30 AM ET Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Oct)

09:45 AM ET S&P Global US Manufacturing & Services PMI

Wednesday, Dec 17th

05:00 AM ET Eurozone CPI MoM & YoY (Oct)

Thursday, Dec 18th

08:15 AM ET ECB Interest Rate Decision (Dec)

08:30 AM ET CPI MoM & YoY (Oct)

08:30 AM ET Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Dec)

08:30 AM ET Initial Jobless Claims

08:45 AM ET ECB Press Conference

Friday, Dec 19th

08:30 AM ET PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Oct)

10:00 AM ET Consumer Sentiment (Dec)

10:00 AM ET Existing Homes Sales (Nov)

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Dec 15th)

Bull Win Percentage: 54%
Profit Factor: 1.20
Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Dec 16th)

Bull Win Percentage: 61%
Profit Factor: 1.00
Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Dec 17th)

Bull Win Percentage: 36%
Profit Factor: 0.29
Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Dec 18th)

Bull Win Percentage: 50%
Profit Factor: 0.59
Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Dec 19th)

Bull Win Percentage: 79%
Profit Factor: 5.67
Bias: Very Bullish

Equity Curve -->

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (8 for 8 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 29 Trades

December Record: 26/26 Units

Monday, Dec 8th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $687 / $688) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $629 / $630) 🟢

Tuesday, Dec 9th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $682 / $681) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $621 / $620) 🟢

Wednesday, Dec 10th

No Signal Produced

Thursday, Dec 11th

No Signal Produced

Friday, Dec 12th

No Signal Produced

Tilt Count

14.7 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

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Matt Kohrs@matt_kohrs

December 12, 2025

Daily Degen Trade Report (+$500) || TGIF!

Friday, December 12th

TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$500

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for ALMOST AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 10 SPX 6,795/6,790 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.60/ea and were bought back at $0.10/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $500!