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The Luck of Piper

WEEKLY GAIN: +$11,000

Piper TRADED A PERFECT WEEK, I TRADED A PERFECT WEEK, and the Discord BEYOND CRUSHED IT! If you haven't joined the Goonie Community, now is the time -- it's free!

If you're curious about how I do what I do, join the discord. It's FREE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Thicc Trades

My (publicly posted) REAL-TIME TRADES CRUSHED IT! I PROFITED $11,351 THIS WEEK!!!

I haven't fully recovered my losses from last week, but I'm beyond happy with my first week of fighting back. My plan is to take the entire process in a slow and steady manner. I don't want to get myself into a situation that could prompt another large hit to the account -- That would be catastrophic. Stick to the trade plan, keep to my sizing, and don't rush anything. The journey will be a tough one, but I will reach new heights once again.

 

Piper's Trades

Piper continues to keep DOMINATING! On a $1,000 account, which is more than would be required to take all the posted trades, the weekly return would have been MORE THAN 30%.

Mon., Mar. 11th +$60

Tue., Mar. 12th +$50

Wed., Mar. 13th +$66

Thur., Mar. 14th +$48

Fri., Mar. 15th +$78

TOTAL WEEKLY RETURN +$302 (Max Risk: $510) 

 

The TLDR

My personal trades paid for TWENTY-TWO YEARS of Goonie Discord Access. The Piper Robot, at its minimum sizing, paid for MORE THAN SIX MONTHS of membership in ONE WEEK! If you want to learn what I do & how I do it, you can join for FREE! JOIN TODAY!!!

 


 

How To Join The Goonie Discord (For FREE)

Join the Goonie Discord if you want access to any of the following:

  • My Live Trades & Thoughts
  • Weekly Teaching Sessions
  • Weekly Newsletter
  • Trading Competitions
  • Texas Roadhouse Talk

Remember you can join the Discord for FREE with the code GOONIE (Click Here!). This code will allow to become a Locals "supporter". Supporters get full access to the entire Locals Community & Goonie Discord server.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/3dxBRVrgGG
(Allow up to 24hrs to process after you've become a "supporter". If you have any issues, don't hesitate to reach out)

If you have any issues or questions, email: [email protected]


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Goonie Newsletter (Oct. 19th - Oct. 23rd)

Market Nightmare

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.95%
  • Nasdaq 100: -5.49%
  • Russel 2000: -3.12%
  • Bitcoin: -1.27%

Wall Street had a rough week, with the S&P 500 (SPX) dropping 2.0%, the Nasdaq 100 (NDX) tumbling 5.5%, and the Russell 2000 (RTY) losing 3.0%. AI and semiconductor stocks took the biggest beating as investors questioned sky-high valuations and massive AI spending. Inflation didn't help either. September's CPI climbed to 3.7% annually, while producer prices jumped 1.3% in a single month. Retail sales rose 0.8%, but much of that increase came from higher gas prices. Even falling Treasury yields couldn't save tech from the selloff.

Corporate earnings kicked off with mixed results from major banks, while strong reports from ASML and Taiwan Semiconductor weren't enough to stop the chip selloff. CoreWeave got hammered as concerns grew over debt-fueled AI expansion. Tesla grabbed headlines by unveiling its rocket-assisted Roadster, capable of briefly flying, although production isn't expected until 2028. Meanwhile, Trump suggested the U.S. could strike Iran's fortified Pickaxe Mountain nuclear site, keeping tensions high and oil prices elevated. Between inflation, geopolitical uncertainty, and AI concerns, traders had plenty to worry about.

Looking ahead to next week, earnings season really heats up. Tuesday brings housing starts alongside reports from Netflix and General Motors. Wednesday is the big one, with Tesla and Meta reporting after the bell. Thursday features weekly jobless claims and the CB's Leading Economic Index, while Friday wraps things up with S&P Global's manufacturing & services PMIs and the UoM's final consumer sentiment report. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Earnings

Monday, October 19th

None

Tuesday, October 20th

Morning: GM & Northrop Grumman

Evening: Capital One, Netflix, SpaceX & United Airlines

Wednesday, October 21st

Morning: AT&T

Evening: IBM, Meta & Tesla

Thursday, October 22nd

Morning: American Airlines & Lockheed Martin

Friday, October 23rd

Morning: American Express

 


 

Market Events

Monday, October 19th

None

 

Tuesday, October 20th

None

 

Wednesday, October 21st

None

 

Thursday, October 22nd

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, October 23rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services & Manufacturing PMI (Oct)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, October 19th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 59%
  • Profit Factor: 0.83
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, October 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 1.52
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, October 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, October 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, October 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 45%
  • Profit Factor: 1.28
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (16 for 16 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 17 Trades

October Record: 32/32 Units

 

Monday, Oct. 12th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Oct. 13th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $779 / $780) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $745 / $746) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Oct. 14th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $777 / $778) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $741 / $742) 🟢

 

Thursday, Oct. 15th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $764 / $763) 🟢 

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $715 / $714) 🟢

 

Friday, Oct. 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $774 / $775) 🟢 

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $726 / $727) 🟢

 


 

Seasonal Cider Consumed

 All of it *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$2,250) || TGIF!
Friday, October 16th

BTFD?!

THICC RETURN: +$2,250

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN 2 YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$16

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:30am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$16 (+100%) per $384 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 35 SPX 7,725/7,715 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.75/ea and were bought back at $1.00/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $2,250!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$2,250

Total Return: +$2,250 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN 2 YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,200) || BTFD?!
Thursday, October 15th

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THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN 1 YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$20

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$12 (+100%) per $188 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$8 (+100%) per $192 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$20 (+100%) per $380 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 35 SPX 7,695/7,685 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.30/ea and were bought back at $1.00/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +$1,200 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN 1 YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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