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Taking A Pit Stop || Goonie Newsletter
Goonie Newsletter (Mar. 18th - Mar. 22nd)
March 17, 2024
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Taking A Pit Stop

Amigo!

The market is finally taking a breather. For weeks we've been wondering what will stop the market from pushing to new heights. We now have the answer: Not one, but two "hot" inflation reports.

To be clear, I don't want to sound like a Debby Downer. In my humble opinion, the bulls are still in control. The overall price action structure is still higher highs and higher lows. I wouldn't be betting on an official trend change until I see lower lows. Even then, we could easily be witnessing a classic bear trap. There is a very good reason the saying "The trend is your friend" exists -- It pays to go with the flow.

What will happen this upcoming week? I have absolutely no clue, but it is bound to be an exciting one. We will be receiving the results of the FOMC meeting, and Chair Powell will be making a public speech. Historically, both events are associated with high volatility. Don’t get caught on your back foot!

Be prepared for extreme moves in all major markets -- The key details are shared below. Cheers!

Best,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)


 

Market Events

Monday, Mar. 18th

06:00 AM ET    Eurozone CPI (YoY) (Feb)

10:00 AM ET    Home Builder Confidence Index

11:30 PM ET    Australia (RBA) Interest Rate Decision

 

Tuesday, Mar. 19th

08:30 AM ET    Housing Starts

08:30 AM ET    Building Permits

01:00 PM ET    20-Year Bond Auction Results

 

Wednesday, Mar. 20th

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    Fed Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Fed Chair Powell Press Conference

 

Thursday, Mar. 21st

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index (Mar)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global US Manufacturing PMI (Mar)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Feb)

10:00 AM ET    US Leading Economic Indicators

 

Friday, Mar. 22nd

09:00 AM ET    Fed Chair Powell Speaks

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday

None

Tuesday

None

Wednesday

AM: General Mills

PM: Chewy & Micron

Thursday

AM: Accenture & Darden Restaurants

PM: FedEx, Lululemon & Nike

Friday

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Mar. 18th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 5.68
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Mar. 19th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 68%
  • Profit Factor: 1.23
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Mar. 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 0.97
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Mar. 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 40%
  • Profit Factor: 0.83
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Mar. 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 40%
  • Profit Factor: 0.84
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 10 for 10 times (22 for 22 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Yes, Piper took a hit last Friday. The best systems in the world take a hit. There is no such thing as a perfect trading system. The real question is twofold. How bad is the hit and how long does it take to recover. On the latter point, Piper traded with perfect over the past week and made a glorious recovery. Let's see how far this new streak can run!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 10 Trades

March Record: 42/48 Units

 

Monday Mar. 11th 

SPY CALL Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $512 / $513)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $439 / $440)  🟢

 

Tuesday Mar. 12th

SPY PUT Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $510 / $509)  🟢

QQQ PUT Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $436 / $435)  🟢

 

Wednesday Mar. 13th

SPY CALL Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $518 / $519)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $443 / $444)  🟢

 

Thursday Mar. 14th

SPY CALL Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $518 / $519)  🟢

QQQ CALL Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $442 / $443)  🟢

 

Friday Mar. 15th

SPY Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $513 / $514)  🟢

QQQ Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $438 / $439)  🟢

 


 

Top 5 Charts of Interest

S&P 500

The SPY is finally taking a small breather after pumping for most of the calendar year. I'm honestly surprised it didn't selloff even more. We received two hot inflation reports, which essentially forces the Fed to stay on the hawkish side of monetary policy. To be clear, I believe the bull camp is still in control unless $503 is given up. If that were to happen, I'd be looking for the $497 gap to be filled. 

 

Nasdaq 100

On a relative base, the tech sector took a harder hit than the SPY. If the key support of $434 doesn't hold, I'd be paying close attention to the $426 gap fill. Don't forget that a lot of this will be determined by the market's reaction to the upcoming FOMC decision.

 

Bitcoin

Digital gold took a small hit after hitting another new all-time higher. In my opinion, this is a healthy pullback. I have no reason to think the bulls have somehow lost control. The pattern of higher highs and higher lows is showing no signs of slowing down. Personally, I wouldn't be concerned unless $58k is given up.

 

Solana

Even though crypto in general is taking a breather, SOL is ripping higher and higher. It makes no sense at all, but the Mememania in the Solana community is alive at well. My short-term target is $205ish.

 

Tesla

As discussed multiple time over the past few weeks, TSLA is under a lot of sell side pressure. My downside target of $164 was hit -- Congrats to all of you who played it! If the selling were to continue, my next target would be $152ish. 

 


 

Weekly Count of Market Being "Stupid"

 48,933 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.38%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.92% 
  • Russel 2000: +2.32%
  • Bitcoin: +5.51%

Last week, markets mostly went sideways. Indexes tested highs early and then cooling off into the end of the week. It felt like a classic pause. Small caps held up better than expected, big tech picked its spots, and rates stayed in focus as the 10-year hovered in the low-to-mid 4s. Earnings season got rolling, but overall price action said traders were still waiting for a clearer macro signal before committing.

The economic data was the main driver. December CPI showed inflation continuing to cool without collapsing, which was enough to keep the soft-landing narrative alive. Headline prices rose 0.3% month over month and 2.7% year over year, while core CPI came in at 0.2% and 2.6%. Retail sales for November surprised to the upside, pointing to a consumer that is still spending, and industrial production for December jumped 0.4%, reinforcing the idea that growth is slowing but not stalling.

Looking ahead to next week, the reporting is lighter but still important. The focus shifts to housing and economic momentum, starting with pending home sales on Wednesday, jobless claims on Thursday, and the S&P Global flash PMIs on Friday. Don't forget that markets are closed Monday for Martin Luther King Jr. Day. With a shortened week and sentiment-sensitive data, expect quick reactions, thin liquidity, and the usual tendency for traders to change their minds at least once. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, Jan 19th

None

Tuesday, Jan 20th

Morning: 3M

Evening: Interactive Brokers, Netflix & United

Wednesday, Jan 21st

Morning: J&J

Thursday, Jan 22nd

Morning: P&G

Evening: Capital One & Intel

Friday, Jan 23rd

Morning: SLB

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Jan 19th

ALL DAY          Market Closed (MLK Day)

 

Tuesday, Jan 20th

None

 

Wednesday, Jan 21st

08:30 AM ET    Trump Speaks

 

Thursday, Jan 22nd

08:30 AM ET    GDP (Q3)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    PCE Price Index MoM & YoY (Nov) 

 

Friday, Jan 23rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services & Manufacturing PMI (Jan)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Jan)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Jan 19th)

  • Market Closed All Day

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Jan 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Jan 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 54%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Jan 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 1.02
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Jan 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.26
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 9 for 10 times (18 for 20 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~90%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

January Record: 36/40 Units

 

Monday, Jan 12th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $690 / $689) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $622 / $621) 🟢

 

TuesdayJan 13th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $691) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $622) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Jan 14th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $693) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $624 / $625) 🟢

 

Thursday, Jan 15th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $692 / $691) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $623 / $622) 🔴

 

Friday, Jan 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $695 / $696) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $626 / $627) 🟢

 


 

Times Piper Manipulated The Market

27 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

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Total Return: +$60 (+100%) per $540 signal capital requirement

 

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Trade One Return: +$1,700

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