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Goonie Newsletter (Mar. 25th - Mar. 29th)
March 24, 2024
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March Sadness...

To Whom It Will Concern,

The bulls have no chill. The S&P 500, Nasdaq 100 & Dow 30 all hit a new all-time high. To all of you who have been degenerately bullish this entire time, a massive congrats to you!

The major development over the past week was the FOMC meeting. As expected, there was no change to the Fed Fund Rate. There will also most likely be no change at the May FOMC meeting. Currently, the next meeting that has decent odds of a cut is in June. It goes without saying that the major macroeconomic data reports between now and then will have a huge influence.

You might be thinking “why did the market pump higher when the expected thing happened?” The answer to that is twofold. First, the announcement removed uncertainty from the system. Even though there were extremely high odds there would be no change, it wasn't guaranteed. Second, the Summary of Economic Projections (SEP) was better than expected. The SEP highlighted the fact that most voting Fed members are more optimistic about our current situation than previously stated.

As we move forward, my plan is to continue to trade with the trend. I personally think it's silly for active traders to buy into the concept of something being/looking/feeling overbought (or oversold). The trend is your friend for a reason -- it pays! I know it sounds extremely simplistic and rudimentary, but all my market research has supported the adage. 

The key reports and announcements of the upcoming trading week are detailed below. Godspeed.

Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath,

Thicc Kohrs

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Market Events

Monday, Mar. 25th

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Feb)

 

Tuesday, Mar. 26th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods Orders (MoM) (Feb)

10:00 AM ET    CB Consumer Confidence (Mar)

 

Wednesday, Mar. 27th

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, Mar. 28th

08:30 AM ET    GDP 2nd Revision (QoQ) (Q4)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    Pending Home Sales (Feb)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment Final (Mar)

 

Friday, Mar. 29th

ALL DAY          MARKET CLOSED (Good Friday)

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index (YoY)

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index (MoM)

08:30 AM ET    Personal Income

08:30 AM ET    Personal Spending

11:30 AM ET    Fed Chair Powell Speaks

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday

AM: Bitcoin Depot

PM: Bakkt

 

Tuesday

AM: McCormick

PM: GameStop

 

Wednesday

AM: Carnival

PM: Playboy & Rumble

 

Thursday

AM: Hut 8 & Walgreens

 

Friday

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Mar. 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 1.37
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Mar. 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 2.83
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Mar. 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 2.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Mar. 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.75
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Mar. 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 72%
  • Profit Factor: 9.44
  • Bias: Very Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 5 for 9 times (12 for 20 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~55%

This past week was Piper's worst performance YTD. The system is expected to have an accuracy of ~80%. Clearly, the signal underperformed expectations. This issue could be due to abnormal price action prompted by the FOMC meetin -- It also could have simply been "unlucky". I'll run some extra tests to ensure the model is still stable. If updates are necessary, I'll make them ASAP and keep you posted.

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 2 Trades

March Record: 54/68 Units

 

Monday Mar. 18th 

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $513 / $512)  🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $438 / $437)  🔴

 

Tuesday Mar. 19th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $514 / $515)  🔴

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $438 / $439)  🔴

 

Wednesday Mar. 20th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $513 / $512)  🟢

 

Thursday Mar. 21st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $522 / $521)  🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $447 / $446)  🔴

 

Friday Mar. 22nd

SPY Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $524 / $525)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $447 / $448)  🟢

 


 

Top 7 Charts of Interest

Bitcoin

After a sizeable rip that was followed by consolidation, BTC is looking like it's gearing up for another pump. A close above $68k could serve as a nice entry trigger. A close below $61k would invalidate the setup.

 

Coinbase

For obvious reasons, there is a good chance COIN will be correlated with BTC. The higher highs and higher lows suggest that the bulls are in control. A close above $272 could be an entry trigger. A daily close below $220 would invalidate the setup.

 

Nvidia

A bullish breakout doesn't get more obvious than the current NVDA chart. I have been calling out the $920 entry trigger for two weeks now. We could see some serious fireworks above $974. This setup would be invalidated below $850.

 

Meta

After a fake out breakout, META appears to be getting ready for a second attempt. The daily close above $500 was the entry trigger as discussed on stream multiple times. The structure would be invalidated by a daily close below $480.

 

Netflix

NFLX is continuing to grind higher & higher. Congrats to everyone who caught this fish when it was first called out weeks ago.

 

Amazon

AMZN attempted to breakout from its earnings range twice. Both times it was swiftly rejected. I'm watching this chart closely to see if the third time is the charm. A close below $173 would invalidate the setup.

 

Apple

AAPL is getting destroyed. For various reasons, Apple is running into serious headwinds. If the chart can't hold the $166-$168 region, I'd be looking for additional downside to $160.

 


 

Total Mental Breakdowns While on The Stair Stepper

 3.7 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.70%
  • Nasdaq 100: +2.46%
  • Russel 2000: +3.71%
  • Bitcoin: -5.77%

Last week, the stock market posted a modest recovery, with major indexes bouncing after tariff-spooked declines and banking jitters. The S&P 500 and Nasdaq both gained ground, led by strength in tech and small-cap segments as investors brushed aside a thin data calendar and leaned into hopes for a smoother trade outlook. The fact that markets remained open on Monday despite the federal holiday helped keep trading normal, though volumes were lighter than usual.

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Looking ahead to next week, there are more tangible data releases. The Leading Economic Index will be released early in the week, followed by existing-home sales mid-week and the much-anticipated rescheduled September CPI data on Friday. These publications should give markets the firmer footing they’ve lacked and may force a more decisive move on the Fed’s policy path. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, Oct 20th

Evening: Zions

Tuesday, Oct 21st

Morning: Cocal Cola, GE Aerospace, GM & Lockheed Martin

Evening: Capital One & Netflix

Wednesday, Oct 22nd

Morning: AT&T

Evening: IBM, Lam Research & Tesla

Thursday, Oct 23rd

Morning: American Airlines & Southwest

Evening: Intel

Friday, Oct 24th

Morning: P&G

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Oct 20th

10:00 AM ET    US Leading Economic Indicators

 

Tuesday, Oct 21st

None

 

Wednesday, Oct 22nd

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, Oct 23rd

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Sep)

 

Friday, Oct 24th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Sep)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Oct)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Sep)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Oct 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.22
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Oct 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Oct 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.60
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Oct 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 1.07
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Oct 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 36%
  • Profit Factor: 0.20
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 11 Trade

October Record: 32/34 Units

 

Monday, Oct 13th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $659 / $658) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $597 / $596) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Oct 14th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $653 / $652) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $590 / $589) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Oct 15th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Oct 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $669 / $670) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $609 / $610) 🟢

 

Friday, Oct 17th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Count of Market Whipsaw

86,472 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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