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Goonie Newsletter (Mar. 25th - Mar. 29th)
March 24, 2024
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March Sadness...

To Whom It Will Concern,

The bulls have no chill. The S&P 500, Nasdaq 100 & Dow 30 all hit a new all-time high. To all of you who have been degenerately bullish this entire time, a massive congrats to you!

The major development over the past week was the FOMC meeting. As expected, there was no change to the Fed Fund Rate. There will also most likely be no change at the May FOMC meeting. Currently, the next meeting that has decent odds of a cut is in June. It goes without saying that the major macroeconomic data reports between now and then will have a huge influence.

You might be thinking “why did the market pump higher when the expected thing happened?” The answer to that is twofold. First, the announcement removed uncertainty from the system. Even though there were extremely high odds there would be no change, it wasn't guaranteed. Second, the Summary of Economic Projections (SEP) was better than expected. The SEP highlighted the fact that most voting Fed members are more optimistic about our current situation than previously stated.

As we move forward, my plan is to continue to trade with the trend. I personally think it's silly for active traders to buy into the concept of something being/looking/feeling overbought (or oversold). The trend is your friend for a reason -- it pays! I know it sounds extremely simplistic and rudimentary, but all my market research has supported the adage. 

The key reports and announcements of the upcoming trading week are detailed below. Godspeed.

Live, Laugh, Toaster Bath,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)


 

Market Events

Monday, Mar. 25th

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Feb)

 

Tuesday, Mar. 26th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods Orders (MoM) (Feb)

10:00 AM ET    CB Consumer Confidence (Mar)

 

Wednesday, Mar. 27th

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, Mar. 28th

08:30 AM ET    GDP 2nd Revision (QoQ) (Q4)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

09:45 AM ET    Chicago PMI (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    Pending Home Sales (Feb)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment Final (Mar)

 

Friday, Mar. 29th

ALL DAY          MARKET CLOSED (Good Friday)

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index (YoY)

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index (MoM)

08:30 AM ET    Personal Income

08:30 AM ET    Personal Spending

11:30 AM ET    Fed Chair Powell Speaks

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday

AM: Bitcoin Depot

PM: Bakkt

 

Tuesday

AM: McCormick

PM: GameStop

 

Wednesday

AM: Carnival

PM: Playboy & Rumble

 

Thursday

AM: Hut 8 & Walgreens

 

Friday

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Mar. 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 1.37
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Mar. 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 64%
  • Profit Factor: 2.83
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Mar. 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 2.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Mar. 28th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.75
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Mar. 29th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 72%
  • Profit Factor: 9.44
  • Bias: Very Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 5 for 9 times (12 for 20 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~55%

This past week was Piper's worst performance YTD. The system is expected to have an accuracy of ~80%. Clearly, the signal underperformed expectations. This issue could be due to abnormal price action prompted by the FOMC meetin -- It also could have simply been "unlucky". I'll run some extra tests to ensure the model is still stable. If updates are necessary, I'll make them ASAP and keep you posted.

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 2 Trades

March Record: 54/68 Units

 

Monday Mar. 18th 

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $513 / $512)  🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $438 / $437)  🔴

 

Tuesday Mar. 19th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $514 / $515)  🔴

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $438 / $439)  🔴

 

Wednesday Mar. 20th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $513 / $512)  🟢

 

Thursday Mar. 21st

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $522 / $521)  🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $447 / $446)  🔴

 

Friday Mar. 22nd

SPY Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $524 / $525)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (3x Multiple @ $447 / $448)  🟢

 


 

Top 7 Charts of Interest

Bitcoin

After a sizeable rip that was followed by consolidation, BTC is looking like it's gearing up for another pump. A close above $68k could serve as a nice entry trigger. A close below $61k would invalidate the setup.

 

Coinbase

For obvious reasons, there is a good chance COIN will be correlated with BTC. The higher highs and higher lows suggest that the bulls are in control. A close above $272 could be an entry trigger. A daily close below $220 would invalidate the setup.

 

Nvidia

A bullish breakout doesn't get more obvious than the current NVDA chart. I have been calling out the $920 entry trigger for two weeks now. We could see some serious fireworks above $974. This setup would be invalidated below $850.

 

Meta

After a fake out breakout, META appears to be getting ready for a second attempt. The daily close above $500 was the entry trigger as discussed on stream multiple times. The structure would be invalidated by a daily close below $480.

 

Netflix

NFLX is continuing to grind higher & higher. Congrats to everyone who caught this fish when it was first called out weeks ago.

 

Amazon

AMZN attempted to breakout from its earnings range twice. Both times it was swiftly rejected. I'm watching this chart closely to see if the third time is the charm. A close below $173 would invalidate the setup.

 

Apple

AAPL is getting destroyed. For various reasons, Apple is running into serious headwinds. If the chart can't hold the $166-$168 region, I'd be looking for additional downside to $160.

 


 

Total Mental Breakdowns While on The Stair Stepper

 3.7 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Goonie Newsletter (March 23rd - 27th)

Down We Go

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -1.90
  • Nasdaq 100: -1.98% 
  • Russel 2000: -0.96%
  • Bitcoin: -0.63%
  • Gold: -10.57% 
  • Silver: -15.92%

Stocks tried to bounce early in the week, but that momentum didn’t last long. The big focus was Wednesday’s Fed decision, where rates were left unchanged and the outlook still leaned toward higher for longer. At the same time, the data didn’t give much relief. Job openings held steady, but February producer prices came in hotter than expected, keeping inflation concerns front and center.

By the back half of the week, sellers were back in control. Jobless claims stayed relatively low, but growth signals were mixed, with a soft Leading Economic Index and weaker housing data not helping sentiment. Add in sticky labor cost pressures and rising oil, and the market faded into Friday. For the week, the S&P 500 dropped 1.9%, the Dow fell 2.1%, and the Nasdaq slid 2.1%, with a clean five-day trading week and no holidays.

Looking ahead to next week, the calendar is lighter but still has a few key reads. Tuesday brings revised productivity and the flash PMIs, which should give a quick pulse check on business activity. Wednesday follows with import and export prices along with the latest international transactions data. Outside of that, it’s a relatively quiet setup, and markets will be open all week. As always, respect your risk and stick to your trading plan. Godspeed.

Best,

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Earnings

Monday, Mar 23rd

None

Tuesday, Mar 24th

None

Wednesday, Mar 25th

Morning: Chewy

Evening: Beyond Meat

Thursday, Mar 26th

None

Friday, Mar 27th

Morning: Carnival

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Mar 23rd

None

 

Tuesday, Mar 24th

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Mar)

 

Wednesday, Mar 25th

None

 

Thursday, Mar 26th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Mar 27th

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Mar)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Mar 23rd)

    • Bull Win Percentage: 36%
    • Profit Factor: 1.05
    • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Mar 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 2.27
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Mar 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 0.90
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Mar 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 61%
  • Profit Factor: 5.94
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Mar 27th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 0.51
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (6 for 6 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 12 Trades

March Record: 28/32 Units

 

Monday, Mar 16th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $667 / $666) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $599 / $598) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Mar 17th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Mar 18th

No Signal Produced (FOMC Day)

 

Thursday, Mar 19th

No Signal Produced

 

Friday, Mar 20th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $657 / $658) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $592 / $593) 🟢

 


 

Computer Crashes

3 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$5,400) || Happy Monday!
Monday, March 23rd

Happy Monday!

THICC RETURN: +$5,400

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN FIVE ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$76

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 10:05am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$36 (+100%) per $164 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$40 (+100%) per $160 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$76 (+100%) per $324 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 6,590/6,580 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $2.20/ea and were bought back at $0.40/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $3,600!!!

 

Trade Two: 20 SPX 6,565/6,555 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $1.00/ea and were bought back at $0.10/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,800!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$3,600

Trade Two Return: +$1,800

Total Return: +$5,400 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN FIVE ENTIRE YEARS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,200) || TGIF!!!
Friday, March 20th

TGIF!!!

THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$42

A BEARISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed. Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$24 (+100%) per $176 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$18 (+100%) per $182 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$42 (+100%) per $358 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 20 SPX 6,605/6,615 Call Credit SpreadsThese CCS's were sold at $0.80/ea and were bought back at $0.20/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +$1,200 (before fees)

 

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN AN ENTIRE YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

You can join the Goonie Discord for FREE w/ code GOONIE (Click Here!)

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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