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Goonie Newsletter (Apr. 22nd - Apr. 26th)
April 20, 2024
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What In Tarnation

Oh Brother,

Is it just me or does it feel like the train is going off the tracks. It's almost as if we are witnessing a crash in slow motion. In my humble opinion, the recent bull cycle (Nov. '23 to Apr. '24) is over.

There are three major developments that have prompted a new phase of bearishness in the market. First, markets do not like uncertainty. There are a lot of unknowns surrounding the Israel-Iran conflict. More specifically, the world is uncertain if the tensions will boil over and lead to WW3. I would argue the chance of this is low, but not zero. It must be considered.

The next thorn in our side is inflation. Even though inflation has come down a large percentage relative to its cycle high, the final portion is proving the be sticky. The Fed has made it abundantly clear they will not be cutting rates until inflation drops lower. They would rather overdo it on their restrictive policies than quit too early. In fact, the main messaging from the last two weeks is that there is a possibility of getting no rate cuts this year if inflation doesn't subside. This persistent hawkish stance is putting downward pressure on the market.

Finally, we have earnings. Some of the earliest reporting companies were within the financial sector. To be fair, they were pretty solid. Most major banks beat Wall Street's expectations. Unfortunately, the trend didn't continue. The next batch of pivotal earnings reports related to semiconductors -- Think AI, datacenters, and crypto. The popularity of this industry is a large component of the recent multi-month bull trend. The related earnings we have thus far are suggesting the hype might be waning. If tech falls, look for the entire market to follow suit.

TLDR: Buckle up, buttercup! The easy ride in the market is over. Things are about to get crazy. This isn't a time to panic. This is a time to stay calm and get prepared. Opportunity is just around the corner -- Don't miss out!

Until Next Time,

Thicc Kohrs

P.S. The official Goonie Discord is live! (FREE Access w/ code GOONIE: https://bit.ly/GoonieGroup)

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Apr. 22nd

None

 

Tuesday, Apr. 23rd

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global US Manufacturing PMI (Mar)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Services PMI (Mar)

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Mar)

 

Wednesday, Apr. 24th

08:30 AM ET    Durable Goods Orders (MoM) (Mar)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, Apr. 25th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

08:30 AM ET    GDP (QoQ) (Q1)

10:00 AM ET    Pending Home Sales (Mar)

 

Friday, Apr. 26th

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index (YoY)

08:30 AM ET    PCE Price Index (MoM)

08:30 AM ET    Personal Income

08:30 AM ET    Personal Spending

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment (Apr)

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday

Morning: Verizon

Evening: SAP

Tuesday

Morning: General Electric, General Motors, Halliburton, JetBlue, Lockheed, Pepsi, Spotify & UPS

Evening: Tesla & Visa

Wednesday

Morning: AT&T & Boeing

Evening: Chipotle, Ford & IBM

Thursday

Morning: American Airlines, Caterpillar, Royal Caribbean & Southwest

Evening: Alphabet (Google), Intel, Roku & Snap

Friday

Morning: Abbvie, Chevron & Exxon Mobil

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Apr. 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 48%
  • Profit Factor: 2.36
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Apr. 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.65
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Apr. 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 60%
  • Profit Factor: 1.44
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Apr. 25th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 60%
  • Profit Factor: 3.27
  • Bias: Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Apr. 26th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 52%
  • Profit Factor: 0.83
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 8 for 8 times (12 for 12 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Back to perfection, baby! Time to see if the good times keep rolling!!!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 10 Trades

April Record: 35/42 Units

 

Monday Apr. 15th 

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $517 / $518)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $444 / $445)  🟢

 

Tuesday Apr. 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $506 / $507)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $434 / $435)  🟢

 

Wednesday Apr. 17th

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $507 / $508)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $434 / $435)  🟢

 

Thursday Apr. 18th

No Signal Generated

 

Friday Apr. 19th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $501 / $502)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $423 / $424)  🟢

 


 

Piper Assaults on Me While Sleeping At 3am

  42.8 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: -0.80%
  • Nasdaq 100: -0.59%
  • Russel 2000: -2.33%
  • Bitcoin: -3.10%

The holiday-shortened week was choppy, with stocks getting hit before bouncing Friday. The SPX fell about 0.8%, the NDX slipped roughly 0.6%, and the RTY lagged with a drop of about 2.3%. Rising oil prices and Treasury yields did most of the damage, as WTI pushed near $100 and the 10-year yield briefly approached 5%. Friday’s rebound helped, but inflation and rates are clearly back in focus.

That showed up in the data too. August PPI rose 0.4% for the month and 5.4% year over year, while CPI climbed 0.4% and 3.4% annually. Core CPI was also a little hotter than expected, increasing the odds of a Fed move next week. Oil stayed elevated as tensions with Iran continued to pressure Gulf shipping. On the company side, Oracle posted another strong AI-driven quarter, Apple unveiled its foldable iPhone Duo, and Adobe beat expectations but gave investors a softer outlook.

Looking ahead to next week, it's all about the Fed. The FOMC meets Tuesday and Wednesday, with the rate decision, new projections and dot plot coming Wednesday afternoon. The current expectation is a 25bps rate increase. Retail sales and import/export prices are also due Wednesday morning, followed by housing starts and permits Thursday. Friday brings industrial production and the Conference Board’s Leading Economic Index. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed. 

Best,

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P.S. The official Goonie Trading Discord is LIVE!!! (https://bit.ly/GoonieDiscord)

 


 

Market Events

Monday, September 14th

None

 

Tuesday, September 15th

None

 

Wednesday, September 16th

08:30 AM ET    Retail Sales MoM & YoY (Aug)

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

02:00 PM ET    FOMC Interest Rate Decision

02:30 PM ET    Fed Chair Warsh Speech

 

Thursday, September 17th

08:30 AM ET    Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Indec (Sep)

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

 

Friday, Septmber 18th

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, September 14th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 1.46
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, September 15th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 55%
  • Profit Factor: 0.83
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, September 16th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 69%
  • Profit Factor: 2.08
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, September 17th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 41%
  • Profit Factor: 0.60
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, September 18th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 38%
  • Profit Factor: 0.81
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 4 for 4 times (6 for 6 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

Note: These signals are posted in real-time in the Goonie Trading Discord. You can join me today!!! Click Here!

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 41 Trades

September Record: 12/12 Units

 

Monday, Sept. 7th

No Signal Produced

 

Tuesday, Sept. 8th

No Signal Produced

 

Wednesday, Sept. 9th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $765 / $766) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $720 / $721) 🟢

 

Thursday, Sept. 10th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $756 / $755) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $706 / $705) 🟢

 

Friday, Sept. 11th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Times My Fantasy Football Team Screwed Me

 1 for 1*

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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TGIF!

THICC RETURN: +$875

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN EIGHT MONTHS OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

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Piper's Picks

No Signal Produced

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 25 SPX 7,650/7,645 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at $0.60/ea and were bought back at $0.25/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $875!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$875

Total Return: +875 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN EIGHT MONTHS OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

You can trade with me by joining the Goonie Discord today! (Click Here!)


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Daily Degen Trade Report (+$1,200) || How Low???
Thursday, September 10th

How Low???

THICC RETURN: +$1,200

My posted, REAL-TIME TRADES PAID -- Today's trades would have paid for MORE THAN A YEAR OF GOONIE MEMBERSHIP!

If you're curious about what I trade & how I trade, join the Goonie Trading Discord. You can be a premium member for 1 month free of charge. It's a riskless opportunity for you to become a Goonie today!

You can start trading with me today! (Click Here!)

 

Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$36

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:00am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades missed.Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$20 (+100%) per $95 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$16 (+100%) per $90 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$36 (+100%) per $185 signal capital requirement

 

Thicc Matt's Personal Trades

Trade One: 29 SPX 7,575/7,565 Put Credit SpreadsThese PCS's were sold at ~$0.85/ea and were bought back at ~$0.40/ea -- THIS MEANS MY REALIZED GAIN WAS $1,200!!!

 

Trade One Return: +$1,200

Total Return: +1,200 (before fees)

These trades alone would have paid for MORE THAN A YEAR OF GOONIE DISCORD ACCESS! 

 

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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