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May 05, 2024
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Buckle Up, Buttercup!

Greetings,

What a week we had! The bull camp decided to start fighting back in force. The increased volatility prompted a lot of tradable opportunities. I hope you got yours!

As expected, we now definitively know the Fed is keeping rates higher for longer. Wednesday's FOMC meeting made a few key concepts evident. Inflation is not dropping as fast as it previously was, but Powell and his gang feel that they have the situation under control. It was announced that the balance sheet normalization process is slowing down. This slight decrease in hawkish aggression was received well by the market. Most importantly in my humble opinion, Powell clearly and concisely stated they are not moving their target off the 2% inflation goal. The Fed is more than willing to keep rates unchanged this entire year if needed.

Don't forget! Beyond all the macroeconomic developments, we are still in earnings season. A considerable number of "popular" stocks reacted well to their company's report. The tech sector is now specifically looking strong. Names such as AAPL, META, NFLX, NVDA & TSLA are all looking bullish just to name a few. The upcoming week will be an exciting one with a lot of opportunity. Godspeed.

All the key information is posted below -- Enjoy!

Message Over,

Thicc Kohrs

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Market Events

Monday, May 6th

12:50 PM ET    Richmond Fed President Tom Barkin Speaks

06:00 PM ET    New York Fed President Williams Speaks

 

Tuesday, May 7th

11:30 AM ET    Minneapolis Fed President Kashkari Speaks

03:00 PM ET    Consumer Credit

 

Wednesday, May 8th

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

11:45 AM ET    Boston Fed President Susan Collins Speaks

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

01:30 PM ET    Fed Gov. Cook Speaks

 

Thursday, May 9th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

02:00 PM ET    San Francisco Fed President Mary Daly Speaks

 

Friday, May 10th

09:00 AM ET    Fed Governor Michelle Bowman Speaks

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

12:45 PM ET    Chicago Fed President Austan Goolsbee Speaks

02:00 PM ET    Monthly US Federal Budget

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday

Morning: Spirit

Evening: Lucid & Palantir

Tuesday

Morning: BP, Celsius, Crocs & Disney

Evening: Lyft, Oxy, Twilio, Upstart & Wynn

Wednesday

Morning: Affirm, Shopify, Toyota & Uber

Evening: Airbnb, AMC & Robinhood 

Thursday

Morning: Plug & Roblox

Evening: Unity

Friday

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, May 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.48
  • Bias: Bearish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, May 7th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 1.24
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, May 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.96
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, May 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.82
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 0.50
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 5 for 8 times (10 for 14 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~62.5%

In my opinion, Piper's signal slightly underperformed last week. There is a decent argument this only happened because no indication was produced on Monday. I don't believe any updates or alterations are needed at this moment in time. I need more out-of-sample data to know if Piper is getting hit by variance. We will know the definitive answer soon enough.

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

April Record: 47/58 Units

May Record: 10/12 Units

 

Monday Apr. 29th

No Signal Generated

 

Tuesday Apr. 30th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $507 / $506)  🔴

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $430 / $429)  🔴

 

Wednesday May 1st

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $502 / $503)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $424 / $425)  🟢

 

Thursday May 2nd

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $505 / $506)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $426 / $427)  🔴

 

Friday May 3rd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $508 / $507)  🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $432 / $431)  🟢

 


 

God Tier Real-Time Predictions

 1 * (Low count, but I'm still really proud about it)

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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