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May 05, 2024
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Buckle Up, Buttercup!

Greetings,

What a week we had! The bull camp decided to start fighting back in force. The increased volatility prompted a lot of tradable opportunities. I hope you got yours!

As expected, we now definitively know the Fed is keeping rates higher for longer. Wednesday's FOMC meeting made a few key concepts evident. Inflation is not dropping as fast as it previously was, but Powell and his gang feel that they have the situation under control. It was announced that the balance sheet normalization process is slowing down. This slight decrease in hawkish aggression was received well by the market. Most importantly in my humble opinion, Powell clearly and concisely stated they are not moving their target off the 2% inflation goal. The Fed is more than willing to keep rates unchanged this entire year if needed.

Don't forget! Beyond all the macroeconomic developments, we are still in earnings season. A considerable number of "popular" stocks reacted well to their company's report. The tech sector is now specifically looking strong. Names such as AAPL, META, NFLX, NVDA & TSLA are all looking bullish just to name a few. The upcoming week will be an exciting one with a lot of opportunity. Godspeed.

All the key information is posted below -- Enjoy!

Message Over,

Thicc Kohrs

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Market Events

Monday, May 6th

12:50 PM ET    Richmond Fed President Tom Barkin Speaks

06:00 PM ET    New York Fed President Williams Speaks

 

Tuesday, May 7th

11:30 AM ET    Minneapolis Fed President Kashkari Speaks

03:00 PM ET    Consumer Credit

 

Wednesday, May 8th

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

11:45 AM ET    Boston Fed President Susan Collins Speaks

01:00 PM ET    10-Year Note Auction

01:30 PM ET    Fed Gov. Cook Speaks

 

Thursday, May 9th

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

01:00 PM ET    30-Year Bond Auction

02:00 PM ET    San Francisco Fed President Mary Daly Speaks

 

Friday, May 10th

09:00 AM ET    Fed Governor Michelle Bowman Speaks

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

12:45 PM ET    Chicago Fed President Austan Goolsbee Speaks

02:00 PM ET    Monthly US Federal Budget

 


 

Upcoming Earnings

Monday

Morning: Spirit

Evening: Lucid & Palantir

Tuesday

Morning: BP, Celsius, Crocs & Disney

Evening: Lyft, Oxy, Twilio, Upstart & Wynn

Wednesday

Morning: Affirm, Shopify, Toyota & Uber

Evening: Airbnb, AMC & Robinhood 

Thursday

Morning: Plug & Roblox

Evening: Unity

Friday

None

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, May 6th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.48
  • Bias: Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, May 7th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 1.24
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, May 8th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.96
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, May 9th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 44%
  • Profit Factor: 0.82
  • Bias: Neutral

Equity Curve -->

 

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, May 10th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 56%
  • Profit Factor: 0.50
  • Bias: Leaning Bearish

Equity Curve -->

 

Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past 25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 5 for 8 times (10 for 14 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~62.5%

In my opinion, Piper's signal slightly underperformed last week. There is a decent argument this only happened because no indication was produced on Monday. I don't believe any updates or alterations are needed at this moment in time. I need more out-of-sample data to know if Piper is getting hit by variance. We will know the definitive answer soon enough.

 

Piper's Current Signal Streak: 3 Trades

April Record: 47/58 Units

May Record: 10/12 Units

 

Monday Apr. 29th

No Signal Generated

 

Tuesday Apr. 30th

SPY Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $507 / $506)  🔴

QQQ Put Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $430 / $429)  🔴

 

Wednesday May 1st

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $502 / $503)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $424 / $425)  🟢

 

Thursday May 2nd

SPY Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $505 / $506)  🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $426 / $427)  🔴

 

Friday May 3rd

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $508 / $507)  🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $432 / $431)  🟢

 


 

God Tier Real-Time Predictions

 1 * (Low count, but I'm still really proud about it)

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Markets Chop, Chop, Chop!

Key Weekly Performance Stats:

  • S&P 500: +1.70%
  • Nasdaq 100: +2.46%
  • Russel 2000: +3.71%
  • Bitcoin: -5.77%

Last week, the stock market posted a modest recovery, with major indexes bouncing after tariff-spooked declines and banking jitters. The S&P 500 and Nasdaq both gained ground, led by strength in tech and small-cap segments as investors brushed aside a thin data calendar and leaned into hopes for a smoother trade outlook. The fact that markets remained open on Monday despite the federal holiday helped keep trading normal, though volumes were lighter than usual.

On the economic and policy front the story was mostly about what wasn’t published. The ongoing federal government shutdown held back key releases such as the consumer-price index, retail sales and other big data points, leaving markets with just the anecdotal commentary and earnings cues. Market participants therefore leaned heavier on corporate results and central-bank commentary, with the Federal Reserve’s remarks and shutdown-related risks coming into sharper focus. Against this backdrop, rate-cut expectations remained alive but muted, since policymakers lack fresh hard numbers to act on.

Earnings season picked up extra significance in this environment. With the macro calendar essentially blank, company reports (especially from banks, tech names and industrials) became the centrepiece of investor attention. Those businesses that indicated stable demand, manageable input costs or successful cost discipline received a boost, while firms more cautious or conflicted drew sharper sell-offs. Overall the market held its ground and nudged higher despite elevated uncertainty and thinner than normal participation.

Looking ahead to next week, there are more tangible data releases. The Leading Economic Index will be released early in the week, followed by existing-home sales mid-week and the much-anticipated rescheduled September CPI data on Friday. These publications should give markets the firmer footing they’ve lacked and may force a more decisive move on the Fed’s policy path. As always, stick to your trading plan and respect your risk. Godspeed.

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Earnings

Monday, Oct 20th

Evening: Zions

Tuesday, Oct 21st

Morning: Cocal Cola, GE Aerospace, GM & Lockheed Martin

Evening: Capital One & Netflix

Wednesday, Oct 22nd

Morning: AT&T

Evening: IBM, Lam Research & Tesla

Thursday, Oct 23rd

Morning: American Airlines & Southwest

Evening: Intel

Friday, Oct 24th

Morning: P&G

 


 

Market Events

Monday, Oct 20th

10:00 AM ET    US Leading Economic Indicators

 

Tuesday, Oct 21st

None

 

Wednesday, Oct 22nd

10:30 AM ET    Crude Oil Inventories

 

Thursday, Oct 23rd

08:30 AM ET    Initial Jobless Claims

10:00 AM ET    Existing Home Sales (Sep)

 

Friday, Oct 24th

08:30 AM ET    CPI MoM & YoY (Sep)

09:45 AM ET    S&P Global Manufacturing & Services PMI (Oct)

10:00 AM ET    Consumer Sentiment

10:00 AM ET    New Home Sales (Sep)

 


 

Seasonality Update

S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Monday, Oct 20th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 50%
  • Profit Factor: 1.22
  • Bias: Neutral

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Tuesday, Oct 21st)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.27
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Wednesday, Oct 22nd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 57%
  • Profit Factor: 1.60
  • Bias: Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Thursday, Oct 23rd)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 43%
  • Profit Factor: 1.07
  • Bias: Leaning Bullish

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S&P 500 Seasonal Bias (Friday, Oct 24th)

  • Bull Win Percentage: 36%
  • Profit Factor: 0.20
  • Bias: Bearish

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Notes: These analytics are derived from the performance of the S&P 500 futures contract over the past +25 years. Additionally, results are computed from the futures market open and close.


 

Options Strategy Update

The 0 DTE signal hit 6 for 6 times (10 for 10 total units) this past week.

Signal Accuracy: ~100%

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Piper's Current Signal Streak: 11 Trade

October Record: 32/34 Units

 

Monday, Oct 13th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $659 / $658) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $597 / $596) 🟢

 

Tuesday, Oct 14th

SPY Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $653 / $652) 🟢

QQQ Put Credit Spread (2x Multiple @ $590 / $589) 🟢

 

Wednesday, Oct 15th

No Signal Produced

 

Thursday, Oct 16th

SPY Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $669 / $670) 🟢

QQQ Call Credit Spread (1x Multiple @ $609 / $610) 🟢

 

Friday, Oct 17th

No Signal Produced

 


 

Count of Market Whipsaw

86,472 *

* This data point is from readings over the past week. The reported information should not be taken as an aggregate or cumulative value for any period beyond the most recent week (Sunday through Saturday). Appropriate alterations were made to account for both travel and time zone shifts.

 


 

Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Piper's Picks

PIPER'S RETURN: +$38 (+100%)

A BULLISH signal, 4/5 strength, was generated around 11:15am ET by Piper. The signal was used with various advanced options strategies to score (don't worry, I'll teach you every aspect of the strategy).Both of these trades hit if held until close -- 4 total units!

SPY Return: +$14 (+100%) per $186 signal capital requirement

QQQ Return: +$24 (+100%) per $176 signal capital requirement

Total Return: +$38 (+100%) per $362 signal capital requirement

 

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RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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Piper's Picks

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Notes

RISK WARNING: Trading involves HIGH RISK and YOU CAN LOSE a lot of money. Do not risk any money you cannot afford to lose. Trading is not suitable for all investors. We are not registered investment advisors. We do not provide trading or investment advice. We provide research and education through the issuance of statistical information containing no expression of opinion as to the investment merits of a particular security. Information contained herein should not be considered a solicitation to buy or sell any security or engage in a particular investment strategy. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results. Links above include affiliate commission or referrals. I'm part of an affiliate network and I receive compensation from partnering websites.

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